Funny Quotes

(they aren't mine, of course, I just like 'em)

Hard work pays off over a period of time, but procrastination pays off now.

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.

If a rose represents love, then why does it always die?

Why are they called apartments if they are all stuck together?

If electricity comes from electrons, does it mean that morality comes from morons?

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is crime, and cime doesn't pay...so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.