| SquishyCool |
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Author has written 28 stories for iCarly, and Fable. I'm officially on hiatus, but trying to finish my abandoned fics..! :) follow @squishycoolfic for updates about my fic! Basics The name's Brenda!™, or Squishy, as I prefer to be called online. (SquishyCool comes from my nickname and the last name of Tre Cool, my idol. It's usually my username for just about any site I'm registered on.) But you can call me either, it doesn't really matter. My birthday is November 18th. I'm 20 and usually act it, though I can be very mature for my age.. I live in a small town in Kansas. I'm a stoner and a procrastinator, among other things. I'm very opinionated, argumentative, and stubborn. I work as a cook at a restaurant/bar. I'm in love with my amazing boyfriend; since 06.05.11. I love music, movies, TV, books, video games, and especially internet. I'm a homebody. I'm unsettled and a work in progress. Writing Habits & Things You Should Know My fanfic writing started on LiveJournal back in '05. I mostly wrote Green Day slash and stuff for other bands (I still write Green Day fic every now and then on LJ). I came to FF.net around the middle of '07 to find a place to write about iCarly, because I suddenly got the urge to write about it one day, and I wanted to write a Sam/Spencer pairing. I didn't find any Sam/Spencer stories, so I wrote mine and posted it, and everyone seemed to like it. Then people started coming out and admitting they loved that pairing, so I'm not gonna lie, I was definitely one of the first to start writing Spam on FF.net. (click here for proof.) However, I do not take full credit for starting it or anything, I'm just saying I'm a huge loyal to the pairing and have been for possibly longer than most. I SAY "GAY", "RETARDED", "HOMO", "FAG", AND MANY OTHER WORDS TO EXPRESS MY DISLIKE FOR CERTAIN THINGS/SITUATIONS. NO, I'M NOT A HOMOPHOBE (I USED TO WRITE SLASH, FOR GOD'S SAKE!). YOU'RE OFFENDED BY THIS? YOU DON'T LIKE THIS? THEN DON'T READ MY SHIT. DON'T WHINE TO ME ABOUT HOW "OFFENDED" YOU ARE, BECAUSE I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK. IT'S HOW I TALK, AND I DO NOT BELIEVE IN GIVING WORDS POWER OVER US, SO WHY SHOULD YOU? Oh, and I have a joint account on here with my homegirl and fellow Spam lover, Lucy Carrigan! It's SPAMwich. Check us out! Dedications/Mentions?! January '09 - ShatteredDiamonds, Ad Astra Per Aspera April '09 - nochi_san, Angel Wings July '09 - Coldbloodonmysword, iRradiated NOMINATIONS/AWARDS 2008 UFO Nominees - iCarly - Cut(e) - list here. Anything else you want to know? Ask. Hit me up. avatar thanks to stacyy-13.livejournal.com. | |||||||
1. You Were There » reviewsAt 16, Carly, Sam and Freddie have changed a lot, especially Carly. But when Sam and Spencer find themselves left behind, can they save Carly? Or will Sam's regrets eat her alive first? Spam, Creddie and more. Rated M for language, drugs and sex.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,766 - Reviews: 214 - Updated: 4-13-12 - Published: 10-18-07 - Spencer S. & Sam P.2. Seven Years, Two Days, & A Moment » reviews5-part future fic: Nearing 30 years old, Freddie has finally decided to move on from his love for Carly and marry Sam, but is it really what he wants? Is it what Carly wants? Seddie/CreddieiCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 32 - Updated: 10-15-09 - Published: 10-8-09 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete3. iThink He's Mine reviewsIn the setting of iThink They Kissed. When Sam reveals her and Freddie's deepest secret, Carly is shocked... but what will happen when she confronts Freddie about it?iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,772 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 9-10-09 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete4. What's So Wrong About You? reviewsIn the setting of iGo Nuclear. After Spencer goes downstairs and leaves Carly and Cal alone for a few moments, the teen realizes she's oddly drawn to the guy who just helped her with her science project. New pairing! Carly/CaliCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-28-09 - Carly S. & Cal - Complete5. Sorrow reviewsSequel to "There For You" and "All Around Me" & based on the song "Sorrow" by Flyleaf. Freddie recalls the last year without Sam and how he feels that he's losing Carly, his best friend, to something he can't control. Cam and Creddie.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,006 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 8-6-09 - Freddie B. & Carly S. - Complete6. Eff My Life » reviewsA series of oneshots inspired by different FML stories from fmylife dot com. All characters, some ships. If you have any you'd like to see done, PM me! Second oneshot has been posted!iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,253 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 7-16-097. Backpack reviewsIn the setting of iMust Have Locker 239. Freddie goes snooping in Sam's backpack one day, but will he find anything of interest? A few implied ships.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-28-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete8. Feathery and Starts With an M reviewsFor Spencer, one night stands don't usually work out so well. And now we see why the poor guy can't keep a girlfriend... One-shot, mostly dialogue.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-9-09 - Spencer S. - Complete9. Measured Rumors reviewsWritten for the prompt: Sam/Freddie, Sam starts a rumor around Ridgeway that Freddie has a small penis. He confronts her and proves that, actually, quite the opposite is true. Smut.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 6-1-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete10. Hardcore » reviewsAU, based on the movie "Superbad": Sam and Carly are seniors and don't really have the best social lives. But along with their friend, Freddie, they're about to have one unintentionally wild night, and define the word HARDCORE.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,927 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 4-30-09 - Carly S. & Sam P.11. Oh, Spendy, Spendy reviewsCarly has to confront a friend over something extremely unexpected. New ship I've proclaimed Spendy!iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-09 - Spencer S. & Wendy - Complete12. Roots and Berries reviewsWritten for the prompt: Carly/Freddie, What happened during the root and berry retreat? Smut.iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 5-22-09 - Carly S. & Freddie B. - Complete13. Nose Ring » reviewsAfter school one day, you stumble across a notebook, which happens to be filled with 7-lined notecards, all written by Sam Puckett about her life and observations. Turns out: this notebook is more than you thought. Cam/Spam/Seddie & more.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 4,727 - Reviews: 82 - Updated: 5-4-09 - Published: 2-15-09 - Sam P.14. Love vs Lust: A Mixtape » reviewsA mixtape of love, lust, memories, and pain. 10 drabbles written for 10 random songs during the time of the song. VOLUME 2 NOW POSTED. There will be more volumes. Spam/Seddie/Cam/Creddie, as well as unnamed OC's. Rated T for light languageiCarly - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,531 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-8-09 - Published: 1-12-09 - Sam P.15. Stranger reviewsFreddie attends Carly's funeral only to find the last person he thought he'd ever see again, and spark up some old emotions and memories. Seddie, future fic, rated T for some language.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 3-7-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete16. Of Balverines and Broken Hearts » reviewsPost-Fable 2, female Sparrow: After the defeat of Lucien, the fall of the Spire, and the death of her dog, Sparrow feels alone and useless. But when someone new - an unknown Hero - comes into her life, he just may be her saving grace. Sparrow/OMCFable - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,016 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 2-28-09 - Published: 2-4-09 - Sparrow/The Hero of Bowerstone17. A Little Less Sixteen Candles reviewsBased on the Fall Out Boy song, "A Little Less Sixteen Candles, A Little More 'Touch Me'". Sam is turning 16, and she and Freddie have fallen for each other, but can he get her to admit that and stay honest, or is he too late? Seddie.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-25-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P.18. All Around Me reviewsSequel to "There For You" & based on the song "All Around Me" by Flyleaf. Carly recalls the horrors of losing her best friend, and how some things aren't completely up to Fate. Cam OR Carly/Sam best friendship. Sequel is "Sorrow".iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-31-09 - Carly S. & Sam P. - Complete19. There For You reviewsBased on the song "There For You" by Flyleaf. Sam recalls those last fleeting moments to Carly, and how she'd tried to be a true friend... before Fate took over. Cam OR Carly/Sam best friendship. Sequels are "All Around Me" and "Sorrow".iCarly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-21-09 - Sam P. & Carly S. - Complete20. What A Tree reviewsSpencer and Sam are decorating the Christmas tree. Written for the prompt "Decorations" at groovysmoothie. Mainly just Spam friendship.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-08 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete21. But It Wasn't Just Jealousy » reviewsWhen anger takes over, it's not just about jealousy anymore. A 4-part Spam story; warnings and A/N inside. Also Carly/OMC, Sam/OMC, and Spencer/OFC. If you've liked any of my past Spam stories, you should like this. Give it a try.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-12-08 - Published: 12-8-08 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete22. Talk Ham To Me reviewsSpencer knows just the way to get Sam to do what he wants. Short fic just for fun. Spam and Sham.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-11-08 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete23. Congratulations » reviewsBased on the Blue October ft. Imogen Heap song, "Congratulations". Years after high school, Carly takes her last chance to tell Sam the truth. Carly/Sam and Sam/OMC; read the prologue first which is included as the first chapter.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,112 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 12-3-08 - Carly S. & Sam P. - Complete24. Seattle Sunrise reviewsBased on the 3OH!3 song "Colorado Sunrise". Spencer wants to be 'normal', but Sam thinks something differently. One-shot songfic. Spencer/OFC, but essentially Spam.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,430 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-27-08 - Spencer S. & Sam P. - Complete25. Bring Me The Horizon reviewsSam is watching the sunset alone, but she won't be alone for long. Short Spam fluff.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-24-08 - Sam P. & Spencer S. - Complete26. Get Over It reviewsAfter Carly breaks up with him, Freddie gets help from someone he never expected would help him. Creddie and Seddie. Short one-shot inspired by the prompt: "Get over it! You can live without her."iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-21-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete27. Share Your Candy! reviewsSam has a bag of candy and won't share with Carly. My first Cam femmeslash; just a drabble of about 390 words.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 11-20-08 - Sam P. & Carly S. - Complete28. Cut'e' reviewsSongfic: Based on "Cute Without The 'E'" by Taking Back Sunday: Freddie knows exactly what's going on, but he can only blind himself for so long. Seddie/SpamiCarly - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,630 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-12-08 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete