Let's do this Misa Aname Introduction way!

"I am Lovey-Lovey~! How are you?~ My favorite colors are black and bloody red. I love Death Note! Especially Light! He is just so evil and hot~!"

Gender: Lovey is a gender confused person!~ Well, no, but it's fun to confuse you!!~

Age: Oh my gosh! Lovey is youthful and despite Lovey's real age, it looks as if Lovey is 22. Right?~

Current mood: >o

Having a breakdown because Loveless was writing a Death Note Fanfiction with 5000 words, but it got deleted somehow.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Funny quotes:

"An apple a day keeps the doctor away… but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit"

"My parents keep asking how school was. It's like saying, 'How was that drive-by shooting?' You don't care how it was, you're lucky to get out alive."

“Curiosity didn’t kill the cat; it made the kittens.”

“At all the weddings, my aunts used to come up to me and tug on my cheeks saying, 'You're next!' They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.”

"If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change."

"I've learned that there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead, some come from behind, but I've bought a big bat, and I'm ready you see. Now my troubles, they're going to have troubles with me."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine."

"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they pissed me off."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my uncle, not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"I smile because you've all finally driven me insane."

"Evil is just Live spelt backwards."

"SMILE! It scares people!"

"When arguing with an idiot, make sure the other person isn't doing the same thing."

"I'm not smiling at you, I'm trying not to laugh!"

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

Best quotes:

War comes from a simple weakness in the human heart, and it is found in all men and woman. - N/A

I want to know God's thoughts...the rest are details. - Albert Einstein

The great thing in this world is not so much where we are, but in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve. - Dr. Napoleon Hill

I made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it short. - Blaise Pascal

An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. - M.K. Gandhi

~You Know You Live In 2009 When...~

1.) You accidentally enter your password in a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all around your house for the remote rather then pushing the buttons on the T.V.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

-v-

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love

.:Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong:.

Put this in your profile if everytime you eat ramen you think of naruto and/or naruto sayings (ex-BELIEVE IT!-or- THE POWER OF YOUTH!!)

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, Faxness-Fan48, An-Jelly-Ca,VMsuperfan, SVUlover, daisy617, Pillsbury Dopegirl10, Yaoifangirl42, 20eKUraN08, Sasunaruforeva, NX-Loveless-XN

Heres a copy of the One Hundred Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

I Dream In Darkness I Sleep To Die,Erase The Silence,Erase My Life,Our Burning Ashes Blacken The Day,A World Of Nothingness And Fade Away

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

If you ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile

If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile

if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl,Setsugekka, AkaneUchiha,onihime-san,Loveless

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

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Number your 12 fave Naruto characters (In no order) and answer the questions!!

1. Tsunade

2. Karin

3. Sasori

4. Hidan

5. Haku

6. Juugo

7. Hinata

8. Shikamaru

9. Itachi

10. Neji

11. Suigetsu

12. Sai

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

No, and I don't think I want to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

YEAH!

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sai getting Shikamaru pregnant? Weird...

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Many.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Karin and Juugo? Yep. They are on the same team and it would be easy for love to develop.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Haku with Itachi or Neji? I haven't seen any of those. Not a lot of stories include Haku with other people beside Naruto.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She would faint then later report that a member of Sasuke's team was in the village.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Sasori was spying on Konoha when he spotted a 'lady'.

He then realized it was a man.

He later approached Neji to tell him that.

Neji hit the stranger and blushes because Sasori said that he was hot as a lady. And when he realized it was a man, he was still hot.

The rest...is a secret because I don't know.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Tsunade and Shikamaru? Maybe... after she does keep him working for her personal Hokage business.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

The Painted Angel

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Tsunade is probably not a virgin.

Hidan needed a sacrifice for Jashin. Tsunade fills that role. Hidan does a couple of ceremonies that involve de-flowering her? I don't really know.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Huh?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

No...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

Karin/Hidan/Haku? That would be interesting.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Fate decides everything!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Clouds.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Tsunade/Juugo/Sai? Crack and ooc.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"Fate brought us together!"

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"The lazy-cloud guy is whipped by the red head."

20) How emo is Seven?

HINATA? EMO? Maybe...especially with all the "I'm soooo weak" talk.

Narutard Quiz

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

- Too many to decide.

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

- I don't know.

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

YAOI!!

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

...Nope... I really want to... Don't have any cosplay outfits.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

- 2 head bands, tons of books, movies, and key chains.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

- Itachi.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

- NU-uh. Neither.

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

- SasuNaru.

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

- Neither. The Sand siblings is my fav.

10. Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

- Yes, in the sense that Madara is using his body...

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

- Of course! It's proved in the story.

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

- Favorite?... You can't make me choose just one!

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

- Neutral.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

- No...sadly.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

- YEP! Proud to say so.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

- Naw, he's just hyper.

17. Sub or dub?

- Subs. I hate dubs!

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

- Not against her or with her...though she's annoying and is a total witch.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

- Cute kid.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

- ...YEP!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

- A green beast.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

- Haku. His feminine looks.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

-Weird, but being weird isn't bad.

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

- Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura. Naruto needs to be a more evil... Sakura needs to be kind. Sasuke needs to act like a normal boy or confess he is gay.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

- ...Stupid question. OF COURSE!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

- ...Scroll down.

27. Do you like lemons?

- Not everything needs to be about sex. Wish there would be actual story plots in a lot of fanfics. So...no, I don't like them. I can tolerate them, though.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

- ...No.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

- ...yes.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?

- Yeah.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

- ...I wish.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

- Can't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

- No.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

- No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

- Nope.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

- ...NO!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

- Nope.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

- Nope, can't draw them.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

-Yep. And amazingly cool. I like the black thing in the middle of his nose/forehead.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

- Yes...

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

- I guess.

1. Who is your favorite Death Note character(s)?
Beyond Birthday

Mello

Light

Matt

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

MelloxNear

LxLight

LightxBB

MelloxMatt

3. Are you a Death Note yaoi or hentai fan?

YAOI!!

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters? If so, who, where and how many times?

No, sadly. I don't have any cosplay outfits.

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

T-shirt and the Death Note itself... Heh heh...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

MATT!! I LOVE HIM!!

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

Both. They're so cute.

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

NEVER MISA/L so I guess Light/Misa.

9. Did you think Matt's death was fair?

NO!! I LOVE HIM REMEMBER!

10. Why did you think Mello helped Near in the end?

He could hear the church bells. Knew he was going to die and so he wanted to bring Kira down, even if it meant helping Near, with him.

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

Half and Half.

12. Your favorite Wammy kid?

All of them.

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

Pro. There wouldn't have been a story without him.

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yep, and more.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Yep and more.

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

Nope. Just bubbly and happy.

17. Sub or dub?

Sub, although the DN dubs weren't bad.

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

Pro. Love that punk girl.

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Both. She works for the Whammy kids and that's what they both are.

20. Do you even know who BB is?

By asking that question you have made me want to cry... OF COURSE I KNOW WHO B IS!!

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

Sexy Panda

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Mello of course.

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

Um... Not awesome but hot.

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Matsuda hands down!! A creepy one would be so funny.

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

That was a stupid question...

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

Yeah, just haven't posted it.

27. Do you like lemons?

... They are tolerable.

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

Yeah, the know about it. Don't really know it...

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

Yeah.

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Yuppers.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

No... still working on that.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

Nope. Can't draw.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

READ ABOVE!

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

No.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

Nope.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

I have one.

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

YES. It should have ended in yaoi smexiness, and without L, Mello, and Matt, Takada, and B dying.

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery?

No I can't draw.

39. Is Mello still sexy even though half of his face is scarred by burns?

YES. It adds to the BADASS effect!

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Um, not yet.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Yeppies.

The Big Death Note Fan Survey

-Characters

Who is your favourite male character and why?

Matt. He is super smart but knows how humans are. He doesn't stand out to much and will be there for you. (Reminds me of Mayama from Honey and Clover. Loved Mayama too.)

Who is your favourite female character and why?

Misora because she's intelligent and cool. Misa too. She's got style and is really into romance.

Who is your favourite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?

Gelus or what every way you spell it. He is really kind to save Misa's life.

-Death Note

If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad?

I would use it to talk to the Shinigami and for good or not at all just talk to Death Gods.

Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad?

Good, except killing the few innocent people (FBI), but he did have to shake them off his tail... Still not right.

Do you wish the Death Note could really exist?

OMGNESS! MY LIFE WOULD BE HEAVEN...

Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"?

Light's.

Do you believe that Shinigami and Death Notes really exist?

No, but it better exist.

Are you for or against Kira and why?

For and against.

-Shinigami

(Gods of Death) Which is the best looking Shinigami?

Sidoh.

Which is the worst looking Shinigami?

Nu. Because she is just a fat blob with a ton of eyes stuck on her randomly, and I don't even think she is seen in the manga or anime.

How did you feel when "Gelus" sacrificed his own life to save Misa?

"AWWWWWWWW" ! VERY HAPPY! Except he had to die in the process.

Would you trade half of your remaining lifespan for the Shinigami Eyes?

YES. I would be like B!

What would you do if you saw a Shinigami, would you be scared or stay calm?

Calm?! Hell, I would giggle madly and then run up to hug them.

Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies?

Everything.

What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies?

The manga hands down. 'Cause really, Obata-sensei made Near have the funniest expressions... And there are two panels in volume nine where it looks like he's eating his legos!

Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel?
Yes.

Do you think they found the right Japanese actors/actresses for the movies to portray the Death Note Characters?

NO. They made Near Thai, (how random is that?!) and didn't even feature Mello and Matt, plus they got like, everyone's hair wrong. I MISSED AIZAWA'S FLUFFY AFRO!

And And Misa isn't even blond!! cry

Who is your favourite Japanese actor/actress in the Death Note movies?

The one who plays L

Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"?

L, except Light is right behind him. Light won because he had supernatural and the element of surprise.

The funniest character?

Matsuda. Misa. No doubt.

The most well dressed character?

Misa and Matt.

The best in the Kira Investigation Team?

L and Near!

The worst character?

Um... Higuchi.

A Stranger Passed By

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh, excuse me Please" was my reply.
He said, "Please excuse me too; Wasn't even watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I.
We went on our way and we said good-bye.
But at home a different story is told,
How we treat our loved ones, young and old.
Later that day, cooking the evening meal,

My daughter stood beside me very still.
When I turned, I nearly knocked her down.
"Move out of the way," I said with a frown.
She walked away, her little heart was broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed,
God's still small voice came to me and said,
"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use,
But the children you love, you seem to abuse.

Look on the kitchen floor,
You'll find some flowers there by the door.
Those are the flowers she brought for you.
She picked them herself: pink, yellow and blue.
She stood quietly not to spoil the surprise, and you never saw the tears in her eyes."

By this time, I felt very small, and now my tears began to fall.
I quietly went and knelt by her bed;
"Wake up, little girl, wake up," I said.
"Are these the flowers you picked for me?"

She smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.
I picked 'em because they're pretty like you.
I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Daughter, I'm sorry for the way I acted today;
I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."

She said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."
I said, "Daughter, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

Are you aware that: If we die tomorrow, the company that we are working for could
easily replace us in a matter of days. But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives. And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than to our family --an unwise investment indeed.

So what is behind the story?

You know what is the full word of family?
FAMILY= (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER, (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU!

Isn't that neat? Fill life with love and bravery and we shall live a life uncommon.

- author unknown