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Poll: Okay I'm thinking about writing a story about what happened after Scott Westerfeld's "The Last Days". It is going to be about what would happen if Pearl was turned into a peep. Okay shes gonna become slightly colder. Should I? Vote Now!
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since: 10-09-07, id: 1394829, Profile Updated: 09-20-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto.

Name: hmm... yah, just call me by whatever you want... ill correct you if i dont like it ;)

Likes: Anime/Manga/Raccoons/Foxes/Wolves/Sleeping/Orange/Nighttime/Midnight

Dislikes: Snobby people/People who thing that just because you're a girl, you're automatically weak/Sasuke!! He's such a bastard sometimes!!Grrrrr!!

New obsessions!! : The World Wnds With You (again...), Into Your Arms byt The Maine, QUIETDRIVE! and Sick Pupies. The band, not actual sick pupies... cuz that would be mean and creepy...T_T

Mafuyu+Sasha= LUV!!

Heres some stuff 'bout me :

I hate mornings

I stay up till midnight almost every single day ( if that makes any sense)

I'm too lazy for my own good.

I love to draw.

I love to write.

I'm a dreamer.

I believe there's something more out there for me. (grrrrr. I think EJ stole that from me...)

I won't settle for the usual.

I was voted most likely to be emo in my group of friends. ( that was a fun day (sweatdrop))

I love guitar.

I'm obsessed with music.

YAY MUSIC!!

You know that every night before you go to sleep there is a person of the opposite sex who is thinking about you. They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you, this is all true, not fake. If you post this within the next 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within the 1 month and ask you out and grab you and kiss you but if you bread this chain, no one will like you or ask you out for the next 5 years...

RANDOM THOUGHTS!! (... I stole this from fruitpunch44... sry... no i'm not actually...)

Why the hell is that squirrel holding a scalpel?!

OH SHIT!! A HARPOON!!

Is that a wing or a feather duster?! these are the questions that haunt me...

I WANT AN ALICE!!

Oh! A lighter!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!! FIRE!! WOOOOO!! heh heh heh... im a spaz...

the US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. that means hunters and anyone can kill trap and skin wolves or kill them for the fun of it. IF YOU BELIVE THIS IS DOWN-RIGHT WRONG AND WANT TO VOICE YOUR OPINON OR PUT A STOP TO THIS COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE WITH YOUR NAME AFTER IT!! 0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil

Name/nick name) : Tori

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Rioxt

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Torizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Black Cat

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Elizabeth High

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Bodto

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Red Tea

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): (none) Harry

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Dee-dee

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akemi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya,Black Demon Cat,darklightningdevil

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001, Emeraldman, ShadedHope, Orgaization of 13 Ninjas, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. S.S.M.together, SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, Kaiora, HeartFlare05, RoxRox, Forgotten in Darkness, darklightningdevil

79 of all people who have played Kingdom Hearts II believe that Demyx is a poor fighter. If you know that he can kick butt and encourage those poor delusional gamers to try fighting him on expert mode in his second (albeit final) battle and THEN say he's a wimp, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Roxas is not emo, he just looks sad sometimes because he has no clue what's going on, copy this into your profile.

If you ever heard voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you find people questioning your sanity, copy and paste this into your profile.

2. Gaara

3. Deidara

4. Temai

5.Kankuro

6. Shikamaru

7. Suigetsu

8. Sasori

9. Pein

10.Kisame

11.Tenten

12. Konan

Hmmmmmmmm…. I haven’t but I bet there is one.

Temari? i guess shes hot for a girl... idk!

R U KIDDING?! If KONAN got SASORI pregnant I would loose my mind!! ( not that it was there to begin with…)

Yeah yeah yeah!! I’ve read a lot of good Pein fics! You people should try them some time!

twitch twitch shudders Gaara. And Shikamaru……. Im not even going to dignify that with a response.

Kankuro/ Pein or Kankuro/ Kisame? shudders violently i dont think either would work, but kankuro/kisame

If Suigetsu walked in on Gaara and Konan having sex then he would probably pass out... yeah...

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

A Deidara Kisame fic? w/ever. with sasori gone, deidara is in a state of shock. But when he gets assigned Kisame as his new partner, will deidara open his eyes and see there are more fish in the sea? (lol, sry i had to...)

Oh yeah sure! There are plenty of Sakura and Sasori fics!

Wet Origami

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

temari deflower sakura?... well... i guess sakura would move to suna as a medic and have 2 stay in temari's room

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

yeah, probably. (ps wats a friends list?)

No clue, but I’m guessing someone does.

gaara/temari/kankuro? YUP! i dont read it, but there is plenty of sandcest out there.

Uhhh…. Idk…. Probably something about fishes.

Some song about puppets being sad.

A Sakura/Shikamaru/ Konan fic? Violence, foul language and lemons.

I DON’T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT KISAME USING PICK UP LINES ON GAARA!!

Tenten would describe Gaara and Sasori as: weird, but they do look like relatives.

Suigetsu? i dont know, cuz i dont know much about him... BUT i doubt hes emo!!

I'm thinking about writing a story about what would happen to Pearl after "The Last Days" by Scott Westerfeld... No offende to Scott but the ending sucked. So if you want me to write this, plz mail me!! I don't hink Pearl got enough credit!! Ohh and she'll become a peep...

Haha look @ these!!

Naruto Halloween ( Wizard of OZ)

http://lizeth.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Halloween-2005-24343093

The Sannin's Original plan...

http://shadedlove.deviantart.com/art/Too-Early-57025978

Sasuke & Anko bitching about Orochimaru

http://thesailorcomet.deviantart.com/art/bitching-about-orochimaru-13991550

Gaara meets Shukaku.

http://lizeth.deviantart.com/art/Shukaku-meet-Gaara-65363291

Kankuro. Gaara. Hairdryer. Nuff said.

http://spader7-naruto.deviantart.com/art/Blow-it-Kanky-59422618

Tough guys of the school. Naruto. Sakura. Gaara.

http://sabaku-chan.deviantart.com/art/Konoha-High-Trio-45688792

Naruto : Kingdom Hearts

http://mandachan.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Heart-for-Jadejj-68504467

Full Naru/KH costume design

http://mandachan.deviantart.com/art/Naruto-Heart-Costume-Design-68966573

a second chance a second chance a second chance a second chance a second chance

a second chance a second chance a second chance a second chance a second chance

a second chance a second chsnce a second chance a second chance a second chance

OKAY!! For my story A Second Chance!! Here are some pictures!!

Sakura's outfit in the second chapter

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u278/Dark_airhead/1z381gg.jpg

Here's Neka when thry're breaking into the Akatsuki

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u127/ninja_kitty_powers/neko/ninjakitty.jpg

Shukaku when he first sees Gaara and Neka ( i know this guy is from another show but he looks so HOT)

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d42/outlaw07/s640x480.jpg

Here's Sakura when her and Gaara go out to the 1st exam ( not the center picture!! go to the left collum!! it's the fourth one down!! Click on it and you'll see!!

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://sp3.fotologs.net/photo/51/16/87/sakura_harunox/1193937197_f.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.fotolog.com/sakura_harunox/32840019&h=400&w=500&sz=39&hl=en&start=6&tbnid=1-9z2LTIPA0t8M:&tbnh=104&tbnw=130&prev=/images3Fq3Dsakura2Bgaara26gbv3D226hl3Den

20) How emo is Seven?

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five ?

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

LISTTTTTTT!

1. Sakura

Zen For Those Who Take Life Too Seriously

1. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
2. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.
3. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
4. Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!
5. Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
6. Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!
7. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand...
8. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
9. How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
10. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
11. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
12. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't havefilm.
14. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
15. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
16. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
17. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
18. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
19. I couldn't repair your brake, so I made your horn louder.
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
22. Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
23. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
24. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
25. A day without sunshine is like night.
26. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
27. Getting lost in thought may put you in unfamiliar territory.
28. 42.7 of all statistics are made up on the spot.
29. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
30. You're diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
31. Honk if you love peace and quiet.
32. Remember that half the people you know are below average.
33. Despite the high cost of living, it's still extremely popular.
34. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
35.The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
36. Drive way too fast and you don't have to worry about cholesterol.
37. If you intend to live forever, so far, so good.
38. Borrow money only from pessimists; they don't expect it back.
39. Support bacteria; they're the only culture some people have.
40. If at first you don't succeed, destroy the evidence.
41. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
42. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
43. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
44. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of cheques.
45. No one is listening until you make a mistake.
46. Success always occurs in private; failure, in full view.
47.The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required on it.
48.The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.
49.To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
50.To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
51.You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
52.The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard (and not enough chlorine!)
53. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
54. If you think nobody cares try missing a couple of payments.
55. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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1. Mates by Birth » reviews
Long ago, the Demon of the Sand revealed he had a mate. But little did he, or his container, know that his mate,the Demon of Blood, had a container too. When Gaara and Sakura meet at the Chunin exams, who knows what will happen. GaaraXSakura GaaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-22-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara
2. Demons and Angels reviews
Sakura's unsigned band, Fallen Angels, enters a Battle of the Bands competition to win a record deal. But with new friends, old enemies, and hot competition, will love get in the way? GaaraXSakura & other pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-09 - Sakura H. & Gaara
3. A Second Chance » reviews
Sakura was dying until a neko demon inside her sent her to the past! Now she has to re-live her life and go throught the Chunin Exams! Whats this? The demon is Shukaku's mate!" Things are gonna be more interesting this time around. GaaraXSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 293 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 3-20-08 - Sakura H. & Gaara
4. Fall For You reviews
Sakura and Gaara were the perfect couple. Until Gaara suddenly broke up with her that is. Now he's getting married! And when Sakura shows up at the wedding who will he chose? LONG Oneshot AU ! OFFICIALLY REDONE ! LOOK INSIDE FOR DETAILS!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-25-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete
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