I changed my profile. I put the rest of it in a fic called What used to be on my profile. Please enjoy.

SIGNED: Domini Kevine Kegmret Xollyde

P.S. I changed my name to Domini-chan because Domini Kevine Kegmret Xollyde is way too long! To my taste. My penname's Domini-chan, but you can call me Domini-kun (FictionPress account. Ya, it's under Domini-kun) if you want. JUST DON'T CALL ME DOMINI-SAN. TOO STUFFY TO MY TASTE. I just thought of something... Mousy-san = Dark. Hehehe...

Dark: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

me: Too bad. MOUSY-SAN!

Dark: AAAAAAAAAAAH! -runs away-

me: -Nelson laugh- Haha!

P.P.S. If I ever post a story, don't expect it to be updated anytime soon, 'cause I'm way too lazy and I procrastinate way too much. And the many writer's block. Plus I'm the kind of person who updates in jerks. No chapter for a long time, and suddenly PAF! Five chapters at your service! So... Expect slowness. Then too muchness. Or something. You know what? I'm rambling. Again. Just get to the other P.S. already. Why are you wasting your life reading this? Because you want to? Wow. What a way to waste about five minutes of ones life. ... Wait. I think my profile's about ten minutes long. Scary. That just proves how much of a lowlife I am. -saddo-

P.P.P.S. I have too many ideas and I barely work on them... And am currently going through a writer's block for those who are posted. Talk about irony... Seriously, my muse Miralith Kirian has to threaten me sometimes to get me working on one of my stories (notably those that need work, Explosive, and Kiss of a SandFlower, her favorite ones). As I said before, -saddo-. And if you need to ask, no, Miralith Kirian does not have a FanFiction account, and thus, is my muse alone. HAHA! You all wish you were me! Not.

P.P.P.P.S. I have a whole bunch of Beauty and the Beast gone some-anime-or-other thought out, so I decided to make a series out of them. Here are those that are:

Posted:

-Kiss of the Rose: Anime/Manga: NARUTO ; Pairing: This is a Neji x Hinata fic ; Chapters: So far there's only 1 chapter ; Status: In-Progress. On HIATUS. But I haven't given up on this yet. It's just on a long vacation until I can redo it properly ; Rating: T.

-Kiss of a SandFlower: Anime/Manga: NARUTO ; Pairing: Gaara x Hinata ; Chapters: 4. I am currently working on chapter 5. IMPORTANT: I edited chapter 1-3 so please go and reread the entire story from the beginning if you can. Thank you. ; Status: In-Progress ; Rating: T.

-Explosive: Anime/Manga: NARUTO ; Pairing: Hinata x Deidara. Yes, it is indeed, a crack pairing, but we live ; Chapters: 1. And chapter 2 being planned out -cough- Not working on it yet -cough cough- ; Status: In-Progress (what else is new?) ; Rating: T.

-Dear Sister Dear: Anime/Manga: DNAngel ; Pairing: Riku x Risa. No, I don't care if it's twincest. It's an AWESOME PAIRING! ; Chapters: 1. In the process of being rewritten ; Status: In-Progress (wow, so not surprised) ; Rated: M. Trust me on this one, M for later chapters. So it's not for young, innocent minds. Unless I change my minds about how it's going to wind up. But as far as I'm concerned, M.

In the process of being written:

-Blood Red Roses: Anime/Manga: Ouran High School Host Club ; Pairing: Haruhi x Kyoya ; Rating: T.

-The Kunai and the Lily: Anime/Manga: NARUTO ; Pairing: Hinata x Tenten. Oh yeah, my first yuri! ; Rating: T.

-White Roses: Anime/Manga: NARUTO ; Pairing: Hinata x Haku. Yes, you read right. Hinata x Haku ; Rating: T.

-Beastly Beauty: Anime/Manga: DNAngel ; Pairing: It will be a Krad x Riku. Yes, crackness rocks ; Rating: T.

-Picturing her memories...: Anime/Manga: DNAngel ; Pairing: Takeshi x Riku. I know, GASP! I love crack pairings ; Rated: M. Because Takeshi is a pervert.

-The Forbidden Fruit: Anime/Manga: Fruits Basket ; Pairing: Kyo x Yuki. I love this pairing. Tohru x Kyo can go stuff itself ; Rated: M.

-Pairings with no title yet...:

-DNAngel: Wizu x Riku, Kyle x Riku, Argentine x Riku, Dark x Krad... Shut up. I'm obsessed with Riku pairings. Fuck you if you don't like it.

-NARUTO: Zabuza x Hinata, Sasuke x Naruto, Sai x Hinata, Haku x Zabuza, Kisame x Konan (hehehe, got it from a funny drawing I saw... No, you do not want to know why I like this pairing).

-Ouran High School Host Club: Mori x Haruhi, Haruhi x Bosanova, Haruhi x Nekozawa, maybe Haruhi x Renge, who knows?.

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THE MORE ABOUT ME SECTION:

Kyo: WHAT. THE. FUCK.

me: Ya, I decided people might want to know more about me, so here it is!

Kyo: Who wants to know more about you?

me: ... Anyone who wants to. Now shut up! Anyway, here's more about me:

Physical description:

-Name: You may call me Domini-chan, Domini-kun, Domini, (for the rest of the names, go to my FictionPress profile under Domini-kun) and Yeesh. Isangma's good too. But I suggest you call me -Saddo-

-Sex: Is something that doesn't bug me. Seriously, it sounds fun. DON'T. ASK.

Kyo: I don't want to know. And I think they meant gender, stupid. As in female or male, or both or neither?

me: Oh. Well, then, they should have said so in the first place.

-Gender: I'm not really certain. I keep switching between acting female and acting male. So... You may say I'm a he/she. In my head, anyway.

-Age: I'm 110. How is that possible? Easy. But I don't have to tell you.

-Eye colour: Brown/Orangy eyes. (Very slight tinge of orange near the edge of my eyes. Well, it's orange-brown mixed. Oh, forget it.)

-Hair colour: Brown/black hair. (Very messed up. No one believes me when I tell them I combed it. I'm not joking. So imagine it when I don't comb it. ... On second thought, let's not.)

-Skin tone: Tanned-ish skin. I look Spanish.

-Height: I'm short.

-Weight: If I did exercise but still ate the same way I did, I'd probably be underweight. And the scary thing is, I'm a compulsive eater o.0

-Location: What is this, the stalker report fill-out? Are you seriously reading this? What do you want to do, rape me or something? Well, sorry, but my bed's to small for that. And I'm not interested. SO BUG OFF!

-Other: I speak french :D! No, I mean I speak french. Fluently. And I go to a french catholic school. No, not french immersion. French. Isn't that scary? And yet, I don't write french stories. Kinda insulting, really.

Mental description:

-I think I'm mental.

Kyo: I agree, you need therapy.

me: I agree. And I don't usually add those copy/paste things, but I do love to read them... And I'm addicted to romances, probably on account of my empty love life. If you looked at my favorite stories, you will have noticed they're ALL romances. Although I think I have one or two that aren't... Not sure. And I'm also into crack pairings. I'm addicted to those. I think I have a Hinata x Orochimaru in there... Ya... CRACK PAIRINGS RULE! SO DOES SLASH! Also, I'm sorta against giving a title to a chapter and giving VERY obvious titles to a story. Example: I forgot my sneakers in Dimension X. DEAD GIVE AWAY TO THE END OF THE STORY. And um... I DO NOT BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT. IT DOES NOT EXIST. LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT IS JUST THE EXCUSE WE GIVE TO PHYSICAL ATTRACTION. Which is why people fall for personality AFTER. In other words, I'm a thorough love-at-first-sight NONE believer. Deal with it. Music saves my soul and I'm a hardcore bookworm book lover. That's pretty much it. Did I mention I loved crack pairings and SLASH? And incest. I love incest. ... Don't ask if you value what little sanity you might have left after reading this far. To tell you the truth, I'd be impressed if you have. And I'm addicted to yuri. I actually prefer it over yaoi. Scary. So... It's like this.

-Yuri incest ; -Yuri ; -Yaoi incest ; -Yaoi ; -Incest ; -Normal heterosexual relationship.

Don't get me wrong, I read them all, but this is my preference list. It's all good. Don't insult my hot yuri, sexy yaoi, and gorgeous incest if you value your life. I'm not joking.

Please Read This

I'm the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I'm a lesbian.
I'm the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I'm the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents that buried our daughter long before her time.
I'm the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I'm the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had, I wish they could adopt me.
I'm one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will be able to walk again.
I'm not one of the lucky ones, I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I'm the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I'm the mother who is not allowed to even visit the child I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says that I'm a unfit mother because I live with another woman now.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out that my abusive partner is also a woman.
I'm the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I'm a male.
I'm the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I'm the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I'm the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized that I was transsexual.
I'm the person feeling guilty because I think I can be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with the society hating me.
I'm the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed the doors to "my kind".
I'm the person who has to hide what this world needs the most, Love.
I'm the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

If you also think that homophobia is wrong then Please Re-Post this on your profile.

~xXx~Do your part to end it~xXx~ DO YOUR PART ASSHOLE. Even those of you who aren't homophobic, but don't do anything, SHAME ON YOU.

Confession time: I'm bi. Meaning I'm bisexual. Learn to live with it. If you flame me, I will laugh and put your flame in a fic called "Flames of Laughter". I'm not joking. Homophobia is a sad, sad world to live in. I laugh if they decide to verbally insult me, because that proves to me how close-minded our fucking society is. PATHETIC.

Favourite Mangas:

-D.N.Angel. NO DUH! My first manga ever.

Favourite pairings:

-Dark x Riku ; -Satoshi x Daisuke ; -Emiko x Kosuke ; -Mio x Riku ; -Krad x Riku ; -Krad x Dark ; -WIZU! x Riku ; -Takeshi x Riku (shut up) ; -Riku x Risa. Trust me, this is an amazing pairing when well written, -Freedert x Elliot, -Freedert x Kyle, -Kyle x Elliot...

Pairings I dislike/hate:

I don't know why, but I don't like Riku x Daisuke, Krad x Satoshi, Dark x Satoshi, Dark x Daisuke, Krad x Daisuke, or Risa x Anyone Except For Riku.

I like Risa with Riku because first of all, it rocks, second of all, it scars Risa.

Risa: -gasps, then cries-

me: HEE-YA! -kickflips Risa out a window- Got that from Koyi-chan! Sorry out there to all you Risa lovers. But I just hate Risa. And I've always have. AND THANK YOU KOYI-CHAN FOR TEACHING ME THAT MOVE! P.S. I haven't actually read Krad x Satoshi/Daisuke or Dark x Satoshi/Daisuke, but the idea of the pairing doesn't really appeal to me. Also, I got so into the other Riku pairings, that Daisuke x Riku just turns me off. Really.

-Cardcaptor Sakura. SO CUTE! Second manga I ever read.

Favourite pairings:

-Any pairing goes. No, seriously, any pairing will be looked at with love and adoration ; -I want Clow Card pairings... You know, between themselves. Hmmm... IDEA!

-Ouran High School Host Club. YA! AWESOME AND FUNNY!

Favourite pairings:

-Tamaki x Haruhi ; -Mori x Hani ; -Mori x Haruhi ; -Satoshi x Chika ; -Tamaki x Kyoya ; -Haruhi x Kyoya ; -NEKOZAWA! x Haruhi NEKOZAWA'S MY FAVORITE CHARACTER! (-GLORY DAYS-) ; -Haruhi x Bosanova (Hehehe, Bosanova...)

Dislike/Hate:

-Hikaru x Kaoru (sorry) ; -Kyoya x Renge

-Fruits Basket. THIS WAS SO ADORABLE!

Favourite pairings: (I didn't even READ most of these, I just like the idea of the pairing)

-Kyo x Yuki (The Forbidden Fruit. It is now a fic in the writing.) ; -Yuki x Ayame (What? It has potential...) ; -Akito x Shigure ; -Momiji x Tohru (MOMIJI!) ; -Hatsuharu x Yuki ; -Hatsuharu x Kyo ; -Hatsuharu x Izusu (Rin) ; -Uo-chan (Arisa) x Wave-girl (Saki) (XD! Shut up.) ; -Torhu x Arisa and/or Saki ; -Hatori x Tohru (Squee) ; -Shigure x Hatori x Ayame (THREESOME! Or triangle, they both work!) ; -Kisa x Hiro ; -Ritsu x Ayame (they're both extravagant, it's perfect) ; -Ritsu x Kyo (potential) ; -Mine x Ayame (scary perfect) ; -Ritsu x Mitsuru ; -Machi x Tohru (shut up) ; -Kyo x Arisa/Saki (yup.)

Dislikes/Hates:

-Kyo x Kagura (NO! NO! NONONONONO!) ; -Tohru x Yuki ; -Tohru x Kyo (Shock, I know. But I got too deep into Kyo x Yuki to like this pairing anymore. IT'S SO OBVIOUS THEY'RE GAY FOR EACH OTHER. At some points. And I like the idea of a Seme Yuki. But Uke Yuki works too. Hehehe, Uke Kyo...

Kyo: I resent that.

me: Live with it.)

-VAMPIRE KNIGHT

Favourite pairing:

-Zero x Yuuki forever! May Kaname die. No seriously, may he die. I hate him!

-NARUTO! Um...

Favourite pairings:

-Hinata x anyone, and I mean almost ANYONE. Well, except for Naruto and Sasuke. But my alltime favourite Hinata pairings are Hinata x Neji, Hinata x Gaara, Hinata x Temari, Hinata x Haku, Hinata x Shino, Hinata x Chouji, Hinata x Tenten, Hinata x Sai, Hinata x Deidara, Hinata x Sasori, Hinata x Hanabi, and Hinata x Lee. I turned Hinata into a whore TT.TT I'm so not proud of myself. But she fits with everyone! Except Naruto and Sasuke. ; -Tenten x Deidara (LOVE PAIRING PEOPLE! LOVE!) ; -Kakashi x Anko ; -Kakashi x Gai (Admit it, it's a HOT HOT pairing! And funny!) ; -Sasuke x Naruto, but I prefer it if Sasuke's the seme. Naruto can only be the seme if he goes kyuubi. Else he's an uke. And that's why I can't picture Hinata with Sasuke. He seems too gay to be with a girl. And Naruto doesn't deserve her. Seriously, he's blind. But am willing to try new Hinata pairings besides the ones I hate.

Pairings I dislike/hate:

-Sasuke x Sakura. No, I mean I HATE it. ; -Sasuke x Ino. I prefer Ino with Sakura or Hinata. Sometimes Shikamaru and Chouji. But Sasuke? NO. I'm even starting to like Ino x Gaara. Seriously, I think Ino's bi. ; -Gai x Lee. Let's not destroy this beautiful balance of Sensei x Student. It's just wrong. But I won't flame this pairing. ; -Sasuke x Itachi. I'm sorry, but the closest relationship they can have is close brothers. But SasuIta incest? Not a big fan. But not against it. ; -Sand Incest. NO. They just don't go well together. At all. But won't flame. ; -Sakura x Anyone. I only stand Sakura pairings when she's really well written. Like in The Other Pinkette by Kit-Kitsune or Three Months by kaotic312. But even if she's well written, if it's a Sakura x Sasuke, I'm not reading. ; -Hinata x Kiba. It never warmed to me ; -Hinata x Sasuke. Sasuke's too gay to be with Hinata. No offence. ; -Hinata x Naruto. NO. I DON'T CARE IF THIS IS THE BEST WRITTEN FIC IN ALL THE UNIVERSE OF FICDOM, I'M NOT READING. But I won't flame. Flaming is for jealous losers who wish they had the talent the author has but don't. So I suggest you either laugh at them, ignore them, or pity the fool who tried to ruin your day by flaming because he's jealous.

-Lovely Complex!

Favourite pairings:

-Otani x Koisumi FOREVA! Haha, shut up.

-La chorda D'oro!

-BLEACH!

Favourite pairings:

-Rukia x Renji ; -Rukia x Ichigo ; -Urahara Kisuke x Shihouin Yoruichi. (It's funny how she sounds like a man as a cat, but she's actually a woman.)

Pairings I hate/dislike:

-I really don't like Ichigo x Orihime. I don't know why, I just don't.

-Death Note!

I like L. And really, the only character I hate is Light. Sad.

-Bitter Virgin!

-Black Cat!

me: And a few more I missed... Suggestions for new mangas would be appreciated.

Favourite Anime:

-D.N.Angel

-Fruits Basket

-Cardcaptor Sakura

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Full Metal Alchemist

-BLEACH

-Avatar, The last Airbender.

Favourite pairings:

-Katara x Zuko ; -Suki x Sakka ; -Zuko x Toph.

Pairings I hate/dislike:

-Katara x Aang. NO.

-Howl's Moving Castle and all of Miyazaki-sama's movies...

Favourite pairings:

-Howl x Sophie (NO DUH!) ; -I want Markl and Calcifer to get a pairing. But whatever.

-NARUTO ALL THE WAY!

-Demashitaa! PowerPuff Girls Z!

First off: I am in love with Kaoru. So she's mine! BACK OFF!

Favourite pairings:

-Kaoru x Butch (SEXY PAIRING! IT'S FUCKING HOT!) ; -Kaoru x Anyone, really. I'd do Kaoru x Myself, but I'm not worthy. ANYONE WHO SAYS I CAN'T LOVE HER BECAUSE SHE'S AN ANIME CHARACTER AND I'M NOT DIES, GOT IT?!

me: I probably forgot to add a lot of them. Oh well.

Favourite Cartoons:

-The PowerPuff Girls! Hehehe, I heart Buttercup.

Favourite pairings:

-Once again, Buttercup x Butch ; -Once again, Buttercup x Anyone ; -And Buttercup x Ace. ... Shut up.

Favourite Books:

-HARRY POTTER!

Favourite pairings:

-Draco x Ginny ; -Ginny x Harry ; -Ron x Hermione ; -Neville x Luna ; -Ginny x Hermione ; -Severus x Lily ; -Severus x Minerva (I read this one fic, I laughed! But I'm now hooked to this pairing.) ; -Harry x Draco (sexy pairing)

Pairings I hate/dislike:

-Hermione x Harry (EW.) ; -Ron x Harry (It just wouldn't work out...)

-Diana Wynne Jones! I read almost all her books. I just can't seem to be able to read all her Chrestomanci books though.

-Patricia C. Wrede! Dealing with Dragons was funny!

-Bartimeaus trilogy!

Favourite pairings:

-Kitty x Jacob ; -Bartimaeus x Quizzle ; -Bartimaeus x Ptomely ; -Ptomely x Kitty (How's that even POSSIBLE?) ; -Nathaniel x Kitty ; -Bartimaeus x Kitty (Shut up, it's a pretty pairing)

-His Dark Materials!

-Kate DiCamillo's Because of Winn-Dixie, The miraculous journey of Edward Toulaine, The tale of Desperaux, and one or two I forgot.

-J.R.R.Tolkien! THE LORD OR THE RINGS IS SACRED!

Favourite pairings:

-Aragorn x Eowyn ; -Gimli x Legolas ; -Merry x Pippin ; -Sam x Frodo

-The Chronicles of Narnia!

-Twilight! READ THE STORY! It's by Stephanie Meyer.

-And a lot more I forgot to name.

Favourite movies:

-PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN! YOU HAVE GOT TO LOVE THEM!

Favourite pairings:

-Calypso A.K.A.Tia x Davy Jones! DAVY JONES IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER AFTER JACK SPARROW! ; -Jack x Elizabeth. ; -Will can go screw himself. HA!

Pairings I hate/dislike:

-Will x Elizabeth. EW. As I said before, Will can go screw himself.

-The Lord of the Rings! GIMLI ROCKS! If only Legolas wasn't played by Orlando Bloom... (-SIGHS DISAPPOINTEDLY-) Oh well.

-Harry Potter! Only the three first movies though. The fourth and the fifth... Let's not say anything about it.

-Bridge to Terabithia! It was so sad...

-Because of Winn-Dixie! YOU'VE GOTTA LOVE THAT DOG!

-CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! JOHNNY DEPP!

-The Nightmare Before Christmas and Corps Bride! (-DIES FROM THE HAPPINESS AND COMES BACK TO LIFE TO WATCH THEM AGAIN-) Well, really any Tim Burton movie, you know it's gonna be awesome. You just KNOW it.

-HellBoy! Um... I saw that when I was eleven... Hehehe... (-SWEATDROP-) AND I HEARD THE SECOND MOVIE IS COMING TO THEATRES! YAY!

-Les Choristes or La Chorale was beautiful... 88'O

Favourite video games:

-Banjo-Kazooie!

-Donkey Kong 64!

-Super Mario Sunshine "YAHOO!"

-The Legends of Zelda! Most of them. Didn't play all of them though... Um... Oh well.

Favourite pairings:

-Link x Tetra ; -Medli x Komali ; -Link x Midna ; -Malon x Zelda ; -Sheik x Link ; -Dark Link x Anyone really. ; -Zelda x Ganondorf (WHAT. THE. HELL. IS. WRONG. WITH. ME. ?.) ; -Link x Ganondorf (No, I don't think I'm sane, but who cares?) ; -Link x Zelda

-SUPER SMASH BROS! All three of them RULE! Duon from Brawl is my favorite boss.

-Sonic Adventures! Mainly 2 Battle.

-Pikmin!

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Well, there you go. That's all there is folks. For the moment. Please enjoy reading my fics. And as I said earlier, I have a FictionPress account under the name Domini-kun and a deviantART account under the name Domini-0o0-Krayzey. Please check them out. Well... There you go. Bye.

P.S. I do not flame. And I feel guilty when I give out constructive criticism. Which is why I only review and read stories I like. Besides, flaming is for jealous losers who wish they had the talent the author has but don't. So I suggest you either laugh at them, ignore them, or pity the fool who tried to ruin your day by flaming because he's jealous. I know I said that before, but I thought I should make a point. Enjoy my fics. And I will be editing most of them.

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