--TILT YOUR HEAD TO THE RIGHT, AND READ THE ICON

--Name: P. Kicks--

Pain Doesn't Hurt If It's All You've Ever Felt...

there's a little truth to every "just kidding"
a little curiosity to every "jus wonderin"
a little knowledge to every "i don't know"
and a little emotion to evry "i don't care"

~Miggy is the Best~

R.A.P = Retards Attempting Poetry
Why is rap called rap? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer.

~My Favorite Quotes~

Sad Ones

"Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through"

"The cracks in the cement is a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break."

"Anyone can be called a father, but only some can be a dad"

"Just because im smiling doesnt mean im happy...because it takes one smile to cover up a million tears"

"If the heart is one of the strongest muscles, why is it so easy to break?"

"Forgetting doesn't make it better, it just makes it hurt again when I remember"

"I wish I was eight again, because all had to do was tag me and I was it"

Funny Ones

"Friends are like buttcheeks, shit may come between them but they always stick together."

"I like the idea of karma, you can go around and do bad things to people all day assuming they deserve it."

"Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life."

"Roses are red, some condoms are blue, STDs are contagious... so watch who you screw."

Sexy Ones

"Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so stick it right in!"

"Virginity is like a ballon, one small prick and it's gone forever."

"Sex is temptation caused by sensation, when a guy puts his location into a girl's destination, to increase population for the next generation. Do you understand my explination, or do you need a demonstration?"

Other Ones

"They say one day your whole life will flash before your eyes, make it worth watching."

"Life is a rollar coaster, and I'm not strapped in."

Porto...~!~...Kickz

~~Just Stuff~~

Someone asked me the other day if my glass was half empty or half full. I was going to say it's empty, but that's not completely true. My life isn't void and I have my happy moments; but they usually just seem to disappear, or get worse. So, my glass is cracked. Yes, cracked. It gets filled up with happiness and hope, but it always ends up escaping my grasp. It always ends up empting out. It will never be full because it's always leaking. And one day, it will get thrown away, because no one wants a broken glass.

Mental anxiety, mental breakdowns, menstrual cramps, menopause...did you realize all our problems begun with 'men'?

I didn't want to admit it. It was easier to lie. Hide the hurt and emptiness and smile instead of cry.

Porto...~!~...Kickz

Answers To Those Random Questions

Question - Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Answer - A desperate pervert who couldn't't get some. That...or umm, a farmer? (dur)

Question - Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?

Answer - God. God looks behind your ears, and if they're dirty. Your going straight to hell.

Question - In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she?

Answer - YOUR MOMMA!

Porto...~!~...Kickz

The Truth Behind The Game

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

Porto...~!~...Kickz

THIS IS THE BEST UNDISCOVERED TALENT EVER! LISTEN & LOVE PPL!
--http://www.myspace.com/lawrenceletterday (R.I.P 2005 - 2008)

Love him XD -- http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=C4C6448C26B4171E (A Halarious Collection)

MAD-TV:
-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbPB9pk1H0I
-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M&feature=related

Porto...~!~...Kickz

~~Ramble of the Moment~~

..Currently Down...Again..

--My Favorite Original Ramble--

Date: October 26, 2007

Topic: Octopussss

Let's start with the basics. They have 8 legs. No, they have tentacles. Why does the word tentacles sound like testicales? Isn't testicles a fun word to say though? Testicles, testicles, testicles. Anywho, I completely LOVE octopi. But I dont like saying "octopi", I say "octopussss" ( and yes, exactly 4 S's). Lol, my friend Marco says " octopussies" for girl octopussss, and "octopenis" for dude octopussss. Wata perv. But hey, he's a guy. Give him a break. I like octopussss because they are so mellow. Mellow to the Max, ya know? Their tentacles sway and what not. And I find it very very fascinating. Sometimes i wish I was an octopus. They are like skunks or Gasmans of the deep blue! XD Cause their ink is all black, and makes things lost, or runaway or blinded. Except Gazzys and skunks make people blind to! But they also make you smell bad. And everything around them smell bad. They are like chemilians too! I dont think I spelt that right, but sound it out. They can change colors to camofloge. Yep, thats spelt wrong to. But read that paragraph up there. It says spelling doesnt really matter. Rghit?

Porto...~!~...Kickz

Special Mentionings

My Family: AkuTenshi816 & ProudINsAnitY & Minako the Light Charmer & DRecuerdo96 & R3AlLyB0R3Dp3rs0n & UrGuRl-fr0mBr00klYn

Other People I Know: KeitaroTheThird & xXCircamatiizedxChimpXx

My Story Consultant(s): Karma Ironic (no longer on FF) & ProudINsAnitY & R3AlLyB0R3Dp3rs0n

Best Completed MR Story: Like Building Blocks by writing5w33th3rt

A Must Read: Blind by Nightwingstar

FanFiction Heroes: Nightwingstar & writing5w33th3rt

~~~~~~~~~~~~~Soccer/Footie~~~~~~~~~~~~~

" Play for the name on the front of the shirt, and then they'll remember the name on the back "

- Lionel Messi , Argentina

My friend made a vow to become a The Soccer Star Pro, and I made a promise to become the English Hobo!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VNTxK8Qkj8Y&feature=user
--Glory Glory Man United!--

~Top Reasons To Date a Soccer Player~

1. We have the right touch.
2. We are used to scoring.
3. We can go in soft or hard.
4. We will make you scream for more.
5. Sweating is no problem.
6. Skill is definite.
7. We will play anywhere and anytime.
8. We can go for 90 minutes in at least 11 different positions.
9. We have tremendous stamina & endurance.
10. We always are on the top.
11. We are not afraid to get down and dirty.
12. We have good ball skills.
13. We play the field until we score.
14. We know how to take it down the middle

Bee Tee Duuubz...
No offence, but-tah...wha happent to the amazing MR section? Honestly? Guys, its falling apart, and that is a sad thing to watch. I mean, today (6/2/08) I was scrolling through the new stories...and guys, its complete bull. I know MR is better than this...