Hi! I'm Liana-Wolfe to you.
I strive to become a professional writer someday.
Anyway. I hope you enjoy my stories.
--quotes--
"I don't know what Jak's last name is but people online say it's Mar... But isn't his real first name Mar? If that's true his father named him Mar Mar... GO MAR MAR!" -Me after excessive amount of sugar
"Daxter get out of the metaphor!" -Me while playing Jak 3
Dad: (In reference to my five hour Jak 3-a-thon) Remember to blink
Me: (Deadpanning) It's hard to.
Maegan(Little sister): (Coming into room after hearing me listening to Taylor Swift) Got ya hooked, didn't I?
Me: Dmn you!
Me: (After my cat jumps from the floor to the top of my 4 1/2 foot dresser) Holy sht Elvis!
Me: Oh... Bloody jump! (Bloody jump = Fck or Dmn)
Jill(Older sister): "Bloody jump"?
Me: I'm trying to cut back on swearing.
Jill: But it creates such a weird mental image.
(Watching return of the king after clicking onto it on TV)
Me: Is that Arwen?
Jill: No.
(Five seconds later)
Me: Is that Arwen?
Jill: No!
(Five seconds later)
Me: Is that Arwen?
Jill: That's not even a woman!
(Five seconds later)
Me: Is that Ar-
Jill: When she comes onto screen I'll tell you!
(Ten seconds later)
Me: Is that Arwen?
Jill: Yes Emma... That is Arwen.
(Five seconds later)
Me: Is that Aragon?
Jill: (Screams)
Me: (After discovering I've been unconsciously giving everyone the vulcan salute) Oh good god... I'm a trekkie.
"If you ever come across someone you think is sane... Run the other way." - my family's motto
Me: I have (I'm making this word up) Hylandrocobaphobia...
Maegan: What's that?
Me: It's a fear of stupid people... And corn.
Maegan: OMiGawd! You have a dckfor on your forehead!
Me: What's a dckfor?
Maegan: (Giggles) procreation.
Me: (Runs words through head until it makes sense) You. Are. A. Sick. Little. Jumper. (Jumper = btch)
"At this point it's no longer about which series has the widest fanbase but about which group of fans can go the longest without sleep..." - Me, in reference to the fact that it is an all out voting war between SGA and Supernatural on Tv.com.
Dad: How did you get so smart?
Me: The UPS guy.
(In reference to an ongoing joke of ours)
Me: Quit sexing me with your eyes!
(... It's a long story)
Dad: (Putting his orange hat away) And that's where it is in case you want to go running around the back yard decked out in orange
Me: But then I'd be stealing your weekend plans...
Jill: Emma, quick, on you're computer, what's the rock's real name
Me: (Not even bothering to look up from my book) Dwayne Johnson
Maegan: Even I knew that
Me: I don't like people, people confuse me.
Me: We all have words that help us to not swear. Mine are various forms of the words 'jump' and the word 'fudoodle'
Mom: "Fudoodle"?
Me: It was a slow day.
Eye doctor assistant: Hello, my name is Annie
Me: Tell me, is this a hard knock life?
"Most families argue over the last piece of pie... My family argues about whether or not 1 is a prime number." - Me, contemplating my strange family.
Mom: Why is there PEZ in the bag?
Me: Because I put it in the cart and you didn't notice?
Me: Enchanted... Die hard 2... Enchanted... Die Hard 2
Maegan: Just choose one! We've been here for twenty minutes!
Me: And I shall become... Mujer Del Queso
Jill: "Woman Of Cheese"?
Me: Si!
(I never did become Mujer Del Queso...)
Me: (Slipping in to a British accent) Oh bloody hll
Tori: (Friend) Since when are you British?
Me: (Still in the British accent) When I'm bloody frustrated, that's when!
(Sorry if this offended anyone.)
"Look, the first loon of the year" Points at bird, man wearing a traffic cone on his head walks by. "And the second" - Me.
(Me and Maegan are reminiscing)
Me: I do remember that in the game we represented the portal with a pillow.
Maegan: We entered the inter net through a pillow?
(Bursts out laughing)
"The way I see it, there is a way to do everything, nothing is impossible, don't ever let anyone discourage you from following your dream" - my motto
Heather(Friend): (After me asking if I should have my birthday party at chuck-e-cheese) There are only two types of people who have their parties at Chuck-E-Cheese. Little kids and insane teenagers.
(Pause)
Me: So that's a yes then?
Heather: Duh.
"In your face elf boy" - Lexi, a character in a comic book I'm working on.
--Not yet posted fan fiction--
None yet, sorry. Might make a two and a half men one in the future.
--In progress fan fiction--
All in the family
"Who are you? What have you done with Jasmine?"
A New Story
Jak is banished to the wastelands a year early. With Daxter not knowing where he is and rising feelings for a girl banished with him... Can Jak still be the same hero he was destined to be?
McKarter drabbles
A series of drabbles dedicated to my favorite pairing.
Beware the plot twister
A plot twister ends up in the SGA universe. What mayhem can she cause?
Hidden pain
After a mission that nearly costs him his life Rodney begins acting weird. Can Sam save him? Or will she lose him to the darkness?
--Some things I'd like to clear up about star gatin'--
People have commented about how they're upset about Carson and Liz not being in it. I want to point out that it's based on current personnel. If your not happy with one character than change it out for someone you'd prefer
--Odd facts about me--
1. I will eat practically anything if it has ketchup on it
2. I have what I like to call a catalographic memory. It allows me to catalog things such as what episode goes in which season
3. When I was little I had a nightmare of people in panic the night before 9/11
4. I find slash fiction addicting yet am unable to write it myself
5. Despite the fact that several people say I'm a comedic person I am unable to write very good comedy stories.
6. I'm terrible at naming things
7. I figured out the ending of the sixth sense long before I watched it.
8. I can change the subject very casually.
--My other accounts--
http://www.fictionpress.com/u/590858/
--notice board--
24/06/08:
Just accept my apologies for not updating as of late, I was banned from my computer, anyway, it may still take some time because my browser of choice keeps shutting down when I try to go to my account page, leaving me with one I'd rather not use. Wish me luck.
25/06/08
Weird, my story "Brothers?" just disappeared, it may have deleted itself by accident. I'll have it reposted soon, sorry.
25/06/08:
Hidden pain chapter 8 posted.
03/08/08
All in the family posted
11/10/08
Whoo! Chapter nine of hidden pain finally posted!
--end note--
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