NEWS
Dearest readers,
I am sorrowful to announce that after I'm finished GREEN SPIDER and THROUGH DARK HOLES AND RED EYES, I will no longer be writing fan fiction. See, its starting to lose its appeal to me and at this point, I don't think I'll ever be able to rekindle the enthusiasm I once had for it. I will still occasionally visit the site and read and review other people's work, but I will do no more writing. I'd like to thank Aquatic-Idealist and Obscured Shadows for continually reading and reviewing my work during my time here; you guys rock. However, as you all know I update VEEEEERRRY SLLLLOOOOOOWLLY, so I'll still be around for a while. After I'm done here, I'm going to set up a My Space account and will put a link to it here.
BASIC INFO
I like monster movies. And I like stupid comedy. And sometimes, I get very strange ideas. There are three things guaranteed from my stories: Monsters, Dumb Comedy, and Violence. Lots of all three. I'm a very weird guy, you see.
-PLEASE NOTE: Now that I'm further into the school year, I likely will be too busy to update as furiously as I used to. There's also the chance important family stuff will come up, so that'll slow things down even more. Just a heads up.
-FAVORITE MOVIES: Hot Fuzz, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Jurassic Park, Little Shop of Horrors ('86), Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny, Cloverfield
-FAVORITE GAME: Super Smash Bros Brawl
-FAVORITE BANDS: Dragonforce, Rhapsody of Fire, Fairyland, Coheed and Cambria
-TOP THREE SONGS BY FAVORITE BANDS:
DRAGONFORCE: 3 - Storming the Burning Fields; 2 - Cry For Eternity; 1 - Soldiers of the Wasteland
RHAPSODY OF FIRE: 3 - Warrior of Ice; 2 - Emerald Sword; 1 - Land of Immortals
FAIRYLAND: 3 - We Ride the Wind; 2 - The Storyteller; 1 - Of Wars in Oshyria
COHEED AND CAMBRIA: 3 - Devil In the Jersey City; 2 - Blood Red Summer; 1 - Gravemakers and Gunslingers
CURRENT PROJECTS
-GREEN SPIDER: Taking place one year after ICEHEART, Soren finds himself becoming jealous of Ike; dangerously so after a very strange spider crawls into his office... Ties up some of the loose ends SATANO-SNAKES and ICEHEART left, rated T.
UPCOMING PROJECTS
GALAXY AT WAR (Transformers): With Megatron gone, the few remaining Decepticons are running scared. The Autobots seem to have won the war once and for all, with help from the Maximals. However, a Decepticon named Hellstorm is not keen on losing so easily. He rallies his comrades and scours the galaxy, collecting powerful alien alt forms for he and his group to transform into to storm Cybertron and defeat the Autobots while their guard is down. Hellstorm also runs into a few Predacons, who join his cause and take on a variety of bizarre alien monsters as thier beast modes. Hellstorm dubs his newly created faction the Xenocons.
Meanwhile, an Autobot scouting ship crashes on Earth, but only after intercepting the Xenocons and preventing them from reaching Cybertron. The stranded Autobots meet up with a group of Maximals who, although had suffered the same fate, have now repaired their ship and are ready and willing to hunt down ad finish off the rattled Xenocons. Like thier foes, this alliance uses extraterrestrial vehicles and animals as thier alt forms, calling themselves the Solarbots. Hellstorm accepts thier challenge, and agrees not to bring the fight to Cybertron, instead forcing the Solarbots to play a deadly game of cat and mouse with him and his Xenocons, a hunt that spans the entire galaxy.
Plus, Starscream and his own little group of miscreants have discovered this clash, and join the fight. A three-way fight to the death between the factions ensues, and the galaxy may not survive as the battle escalates... Most likely to be rated T.
FAVORITE TRANSFORMERS
-AUTOBOT: Jazz. Sure, he's a racial stereotype, but he turns into a Porsche, and his motto is "do it with style or don't bother doing it". We can't forget that he was voiced by The Scatman, either.
-DECEPTICON: Blackout. The new movie version, as he was barely in the cartoons/ comics, if at all. His vehicle form is a huge attack helicopter (something I like), he has a giant robotic scorpion to do his bidding just in case there's something he doesn't feel like doing himself, he blows stuff up real good, and he uses his helicopter blades as a chainsaw/ buzzsaw/insert spinning weapon name here in robot form. How awesome is that? Too bad that he, like all of the Decepticons in the new movie was giving only a bit part.
FAVORITE KAIJU
-BARAGON: How can you NOT love the giant purple mole that pukes fire and has a big yellow horn protruding from his forehead?
-KING CAESAR: Giant stone ninja dogs are made of pure win.
-BIOLLANTE: A 120 meter tall Venus plant monster that spits acid and has loads of mini tendril minions is also made of pure win, albeit even purer win.
FAVORITE POKEMON (AKA, the only cool Pokemon, the rest suck)
-GARCHOMP: Silly name aside, Garchomp looks badass and kills stuff dead.
-PALKIA: Where walks the Lord of Water, all is wet and soggy. And Spatial Rend-ed.
-GROUDON: Where walks the Lord of the Earth, all is dust and stone.
-ENTEI: Where walks the shaggy doggy Lord of Flame, all is fluff and ash.
-CHARIZARD: Loving Charizard is mandatory for anyone with even a vague interest in PKMN.
-SKITTY: I like kittens. They're adorable. So sue me.
ORIGINAL CHARACTERS
-ZERSERGATHANT (ZERGS): A super-monster created from the DNA of Titanosaurus, Orga, Gigan, and Anguirus by mad scientist Gregory Pichard. He has Orga's shoulder cannons, Titanosaurus's aquatic adaptations, Anguirus's spikes, and Gigan's eye laser's and hand blades. From GODZILLA VERSUS ZERGS.
-VAZELESQOS: His name is pronounced Va-zel-es-kos, for those interested. The king of the Lizard Tribe laguz, Vazelesqos rules with an iron jaw. His power and size dwarfs that of even the Dragon Tribe, and he commands his armies through fear and intimidation. From ICEHEART.
-LYRE: Intelligent Systems, I reject your cruddy Lyre from Radiant Dawn and substitute her with my own! Lethe's younger, less hostile sister, Lyre is referred to as "Bookworm" by her comrades in the Gallian army for two reasons: One, she would much rather sit in the shade of a tree in the forest and write in her journal than fight in the army, and Two, she's the Gallian army's best- albiet practically only- tactician.
MY MUSES (Muses seem mandatory for writers of my style.)
-LETHE: Because everybody loves a perpetually angry cat-girl.
-BUMBLEBEE: I had a bit of a situation with Jazz, so Bumblebee will now be my primary TF muse.
-BARAGON: I seem to be the only person on earth who actually likes Baragon.
-RANULF: Just in case if Lethe can't show up.
-BLACKOUT: Stand-in for Bumblebee. Likes to say "Rolfcopter LOL" at random.
-ANGUIRUS: Another stand-in. A bit of a narcissist, likes to be in fics as often as possible. Tells me he needs to be in my writing more.
-COREY: My all purpose stand-in, a little drunken alien guy I made up. Muses for everything, but will rarely appear.
(Take note that the muse I utilize for a specific fic depends on what the fic is based on. Lethe for FIRE EMBLEM, Bumblebee for TRANSFORMERS, Baragon for GODZILLA, etc)
LIKES - Fire Emblem, monster movies, Transformers, cats, Hawaii, power metal, Naomi Watts, Jack Black, Neil Marshall (the man responsible for the best monster/horror/thriller in decades, The Descent)
DISLIKES - Racism, Sexism, unfair discrimination of any kind for that matter, Bratz, all these cruddy remakes and sequels Hollywood keeps pumping out despite the fact that no one likes them
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