OK, here's some random facts about me that will amaze you. By "amaze," I mean "bore."
I enjoy both kinds of story: science fiction and fantasy.
I love the smell of band-aids.
I've been driving for (almost) half my life, but I still don't know how to ride a bike.
Many years ago, I had lobster for dinner every night for two weeks straight.
If you eat lobster for two weeks straight, your poo will turn blue.
I've never broken a bone.
I cried at the end of Halo 3.
My favorite Star Trek characters are Kira Nerys and Dr. Bashir.
Don't be hating on Julian Bashir. He's the coolest.
I will never, ever forgive the Wachowski brothers for killing Trinity.
I can quote the original JAWS, beginning to end.
I will never, ever forgive Roy Scheider for doing JAWS 2.
As a child, my list of heroes was short: Optimus Prime, Han Solo, and Launchpad McQuack.
As an adult, that list remains largely unchanged, save for the inclusion of Master Chief.
If the oppurtunity were to ever arise, my wife has given me permission to have an affair with Kari Byron and/or Felicia Day.
I am currently accepting donations for the following items: PS3, IPod Touch, Jeep Wrangler Unlimited (Rubicon edition), Nikon D80
I have an unhealthy obsession with blue skinned women. Examples include Liara T'Soni, Aayla Secura, Mystique, and Cortana.
Yes, I realize that Cortana doesn't really have skin. Yes, I realize that she wasn't blue in the first two Halo games. Yes, I realize she is just a hologram. Just back off, OK?
My favorite orange soda is Crush, followed by Nehi and Sunkist.
My least favortie orange soda is Slice. Blecch...
I have an irrational fear of chimpanzees.
I carry my IPod around in a sock because I can't find a case that I like.
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