I am a tv junkie! There isn't a day that goes by that I don't watch tv! GILMORE GIRLS, ONE TREE HILL, HEX, CHARMED, BUFFY, ANGEL, STARGATE SG-1, SUPERNATURAL, COLD CASE, CRIMINAL MINDS, BONES, GHOST WHISPERER, MOONLIGHT, HANNAH MONTANA AND MANY MANY MORE. I cannot get enough tv!

I am a huge Trory fan at the moment. Can't get enough of it, especially CAN'T STAY AWAY!

Also really hooked on Draco/Hermione and Draco/Hermione/Blaise

Really enjoying Disney movies at the moment such as HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL and CAMP ROCK!

Recently became a huge fan of the TWILIGHT saga. Read all four books in less than a week and have become completely obsessed. Like anything else that I love, I stumbled upon TWILIGHT by accident and fell in love with it!

QUOTES AND STORIES I LIKE!

A man buys his wife 12 roses. 11 real and one fake. He turns to his wife and hands her the flowers. He whispers in her ear, "I will love you until the last rose dies!"...

It's ok to kiss a fool
It's ok to let a fool kiss you
but never let a kiss fool you!

To the world you may me one person, but to one person you may be the world!

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it!

Friendship is like peeing your pants... Everyone can see it but only you can feel it's true warmth!

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes!

The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on!

Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip the bird!

So the lion fell in love with the lamb!

I'm going to hell anyway, I may as well do it thoroughly!

You know you are living in 2009 when...

1. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you with the groceries.
2. You haven't played solitare with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 numbers to reach your family of 3!
4. You email the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have email addresses
6. You accidentially enter your password into the microwave
7. Every commercial on tv has a website at the bottom of the screen
8. Leaving the house without your cellphone ( that you never had for the first 20 or 30 years of your life) is cause for panic and for you to turn around to retrieve it
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting coffee
11. You're reading this nodding and laughing
12. You're too busy to notice there was no #9 on the list
13. You actually scrolled up to check there was no #9 on the list

Strange Questions

Can you cry under water?

How important does someone have to be to be considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it is only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where does that extra penny go?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How come we put a man on the moon before we figured out it was a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why does it say "slept like a baby" when a baby wakes up every two hours?

Why are you IN an movie but ON tv?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings then pay to look at things on the ground through binoculars?

Why is a "bra" singular but "panties" plural?

If the professor on GILLIGAN"S ISLAND can make a radio out of coconuts, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect, but Pluto is on all fours, they are both dogs?

If Donald Duck doesn't wear pants, why does he wrap a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

If Wile .E. Coyote had money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy a meal?

Do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Why did you just sing both of those songs?

TRUE FRIENDSHIP (None of that sissy crap)

Are you tired of all those "friendship" poems that sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here are a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship. You will see no cutesy smiley faces, just the stone cold truth of great friendship!

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the fucking bastard who made you sad!

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you!

3. When you smile -- I will know that you got laid!

4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get!

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whinging!

6. When you are confused -- I will use little words!

7. When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you get well. I don't want whatever you have!

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass!

This is my oath... I pledge it to the end. "Why"? You make ask, "because you are my friend"

1st Grade Logic:

A first grade teacher had 26 students in her class. She presented each child with the first half of a well-known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It is hard to believe that they were actually thought up by 1st Graders, their insight may surprise you! While reading keep in mind that these are 6 year olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses...Until they stop running

2. Strike while...The bug is close

3. It's always darkest before...Daylight Savings Time

4. Never underestimate the power of...Termites

5. You can lead a horse to water...How?

6. Don't bite the hand...That looks dirty

7. No news is...impossible

8. A miss is as god as a...Mr

9. You can't teach an old dog...Math

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...stink in the morning

11. Love all, trust...Me

12. The pen is mightier than the...pigs

13. An idle mind is...the best way to relax

14. Where there's smoke there's...pollution

15. Happy the bride who...gets all the presents

16. A penny saved is...not much

17. Two's company, three's...The Musketeers

18. Don't put off til tomorrow what...you put on to go to bed

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and...you have to blow your nose

20. There are none so blind as...Stevie Wonder

21. Children should been seen and not...spanked or grounded

22. If at first you don't succeed...get new batteries

23. You get out of something only what you...see in the picture on the box

24. When the blind lead the blind...get out of the way

25. A bird in the hand...is going to poop on you

Last but certainly not least

26. Better late than...Pregnant!