Hi, everyone!! This is demonsadist!

I know, I know… My new accountname is the total opposite of my previous one (mercy901)… Yup… Wakatta.

Sadist and mercy are totally different words… but oh well.

Author’s lines are bold italic

Now to start with the introduction! -blows whistle-

A row of lads (handsome by the way—not all) clad on blue, red, and white-colored jerseys line up.

(to the seigaku regulars) Now! I want all of you to introduce me to whoever is reading my profile now. Hi to you –waves hand to the readers-

Seigaku regulars : Yoh!

Now! Let’s start! Ikusei! –

Sfx: cricket chirps

-gloomy background-

Are you mocking me, you insignificant insect?!

Sfx: cricket chirps louder

Are you mocking me?!

-Silence-

Very good... Now-

Cricket chirps again

HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME, YOU INSIGNIFICANT INSECT?! SO HELP ME I’M GOING TO CHOP YOU INTO PIECES!!

Capslock retard…

Who said that?!

Seigaku regulars look around and fixed their gaze on me.

Eiji: Are you ok, Kari-chan? You look pale.

I’m not a pail, Eiji! –fumes-

Eiji: Hopeless…

Who?

Eiji: -sweat dropped-

Now! I WANT ALL OF YOU TO SPREAD CRACK! SPREAD IT! SPREAD IT! NYAHAHAHAH!! –laughs hysterically-

Seigaku: -bewildered-

-clears throat- Now. –Why do I keep on saying that?- introduce me!

?: SADISM, Get out of the way!!

-turns around and sees a 4 by 4 coming my way-

KKAAYAAAAAAAHHHH!!

-4 by 4 stops abruptly just 2 inches away from me-

?: Whew, that was a close call, Sanity-chan..

Sanity: I know, Insanity…

?: yoh, man! What’s up and what’s down?!

Insanity: you know pretty well that it’s the ceiling and the floor, Madness.

Madness: -sweatdrops-

Why the hell are you here?!

Insanity: Wackiness here wanted to greet you!

Wackiness: Hi, Sadism!

If only Michiru wanted to greet me, why did Merodi, Kokoro, and you, Riyan come along?

Insanity: We missed you!

Madness: Group hug

Sanity: Uisu

Madness: And why are you calling me Kokoro? I’m Madness!

Eizsherwayzsh…

Madness: Say what-?!

I said ‘Either way’, dolt!

M: I said ‘I’m Madness!’ (M= madness; I=insanity; S= sanity; W=wackiness)

Whatever…

I: You can just call me ‘insanity’!

Isn’t that longer than just saying ‘Riyan’?

I: That’s my point –grins and raises right arm and waves- I am Mojo jojo!!

I thought you were Insanity?

I: Oh yeah…

W: You like powerpuff girls?

Why would I like them? They are only big-eyed freaks! And why are you asking me that?!

W: Dunno.

Momo: -to Kaidoh- I think we’ve been invisible for the past 2 minutes…

Kaidoh: Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Momo: It’s a bad thing, Mamushi!!

Kaidoh: Pipe down, you air hole! Kari-san might beat the crap out of us!

Oh yes, I will, Kaidoh-kun…

Fuji: I thought you wanted us to introduce you, Kari-san…

Oh yeah... thanks Fuji, for volunteering.

Fuji: Eh?!

Okay now…

Fuji: …

-cricket chirps-

Fuji & Kari: ARE YOU MOCKING US, YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING INSECT?!

EVERYONE TURNS TO Fuji and Kari (me) wide-eyed.

Tezuka: Fuji?

Eiji: Mou, Fujiko, Daijobu?

Fuji: …

Oishi: Fuji-?

Fuji: You’re contagious! –points menacingly at me-

I am?

Tezuka: -goes near Fuji and puts hand on his forehead- You don’t seem to have a fever… OH MY MANGOES, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?!

-Now everyone turns to Tezuka who was gaping-

Oishi: Tezuka-?!

Tezuka: -highpitched- WHAT?! YOU WANT TO RUN HUNDRED LAPS IN JUST 10 SECONDS AND 98 MILLISECONDS?!

-Everyone looks at me flabbergastedly-

What?! I didn’t secrete anything you know!

-Everyone backs up abruptly-

WHAT?! DO I HAVE SOMETHING YOU HAVE TO BE AFRAID OF?!

-Everyone backs up further-

JUST INTRODUCE ME DAMMIT!!

-cricket chirps-

JUST WHERE DOES THIS CRICKET COME FROM?!

I: We’ll do the introducing for you, Sadism-chan!!

S: Speak for yourself!

I: -pouts-

M: Yeah! Hic! Introduce Sadism! Hic!

W: Tally hoe, everyone! Hic!

Just what were you 2 doing?

W: That 4-eyed seigaku hic regular afford us a dwink hic and we accepted hic it.

-everyone turns to Inui-

Inui: It’s a 99 percent that they drank my new formula and 1 that it involved them being crazy.

S: -claps hands- You sure rant, Inui-san…

I and M: OI!! –raise right arms and does the famous ‘Sukideshou’ steps from Moon Coli- Sukideshou!! –twirl fingers-

You’re both crazy…

I: I’m Insanity, dummy!

And I’m Sadism…

M: I’m Madness!!

W: and I’m Wackiness!!

… Who asked you?...

W: … hic…

DAMMIT!! JUST INTRODUCE ME DAMMIT!!

I: You kept saying ‘Dammit!”

I should care because?

I: Dammit!

Look who’s talking… Now, Fuji-san, please introduce me….

Fuji: (back to his old self) Hai… She’s Demonsadist. She likes to be called ‘Kari’

I: Not her real name though

Fuji: Shut up… (still smiling) She’s currently 15 years old and her birthday is on September ‘93

M: Hey. Isn’t September only supposed to end on the 32nd?

W: No, you dope! It ends on the 53rd!

S: No, you scatterbrains! It ends on the 30th! There are only 30 days within September!

M & W: Oh… -checks calendar- You’re right! Wow, you’re intelligent! Soo intelligent!!

S: Nope. You 2 just set your brains inverted that’s all.

M & W: OoOoOoh… right…

DAMMIT! YOU’RE TOTALLY MAKING MY PROFILE LONGER THAN NORMAL!!

Taka: uh… Minna… please calm down…

Calm down?! I AM COMPLETELY CALM!!

Taka: Right… I can see that.

-pant-pant-pant-

Ryoma: (takes last sip of Ponta) Ne, Kari-san?

Yep?

Ryoma: -points at the ‘Save changes’ button- What does this button do?

Oh, that end the profile and saves its changes

Ryoma: Can I press it?

Sure! Now everyone I’d like- Oh no…

Ryoma: Yepee!! –presses button-

NOOO!!

Toooot toooot tooooot

REAL INFO'S ABOUT ME:

- i am a pure Filipina; and i am currently at Cebu city, Philippines

- i'm still a high school student ( 4th year )...

- our schoolyear starts at June heheheh...

- sports: volleyball and archery are the sports that I had experience playing in tournaments. I tried playing badminton, table tennis, and basketball (I am not very good in these sports though). In truth, I think volleyball is the only sport that I'm good at, well i think I'm good at it.

- hobbies: my hobbies are eating, playing computer, playing sports, write, reading (especially manga and fanfics), watching anime, and others.

- likes: anime (obviously), writing, reading, sports, and others...

- dislikes: sakuno (pot), and tomoka (pot)

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FANDOMS:

- Prince of Tennis

- Naruto

- Eyeshield 21

- D. Gray Man

- Skip Beat

... and so many others

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FAVORITE PAIRINGS:

Rynn - Special A

NarutoxHinata - Naruto

Upcoming multi-chapter stories:

- Nuisance NiouxOC

- So Lame (title's not yet final) ShishidoxOC

"Say what?!" will be on hold for a while since I am absolutely experiencing writer's block. Sorry for those who are waiting for the next chapter because i quite made such a cliffhanger. but i still hope by the time i update you guys are still there to read and review. that's all for this one. -

I'm quite a boring person, if you guys ask me. but anyway, oneshot ideas flood my head most of the time. and they are one of the reasons why i update late or get experience writer's block. damn i'm boring. anyway, this is all for now.

See if you can read this ( I can ):

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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thohugt slpeling

was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

You know you're Filipino when ...

Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.

Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."

You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."

You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon," and "Che-Che."

You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

You have four or five names.

You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.

You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.

You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.

You have a piano that no one plays.

You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

You eat with your hands.

You eat more than three times a day.

You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.

Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.

You bring baon to work everyday.

Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.

You love to eat daing or tuyo.

You prop up one knee while eating.

You eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.

Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

You love "dirty" ice cream.

You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.

Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.

You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.

You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.

You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."

You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.

You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

You're a fashion victim.

You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.

You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.

You cover your mouth when you laugh.

You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).

You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

You like everything imported or "state-side."

You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.

You have a relative who is a nurse.

When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.

You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.

You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.

You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.

You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.

Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.

I am a certified Filipino and not really sure if I’m proud of it…

Hey, I’m somehow ignorant, you know.