age: nunya

name: damn business

gender: male.

likes:bleach, naruto,dragon ball z, yu yu hakusho,dragonball, Inuyasha, football, basketball

favorite pairings(in no particular order)

Naruto: naru/hina naru/ino naru/anko naru/any girl (especially harem)

Dragon Ball Z: Canon pairings.

Harry Potter: Harry/ Hermione Harry/Tonks(For some reason i really like this one) Harry/ Luna

Bleach: Ichigo/ Orihime Ichigo/Rukia Ichigo/Yoruichi Yoruichi/Soi Fon Toshiro/Rangiku(or Momo)

dislikes

yaoi,drugs,gangs,violence,murder, My english teacher, my brother, rape, people who think Obama is the second coming of Jesus Christ, people who think Obama is the Anti-Christ, people who expect Obama to change the world in his first 2 months of office

i have no problem with gays but i just dont like reading it(unless its yuri)

Rants:

Bad Naru/Hina: Im starting to get pissed at this pairing. It's done so much that people ruin it. There are some good ones out there like most of VFSNAKE's stories, Naruto and the Shinigamis, by HeartlessAngel48, and others i can't name off the top of my head, but they are few and far in-between. I think people should focus on other pairings.

Levels: I don't unerstand the levels thing in stories. They say someone has jounnin(is the spelling right) speed or strength. There are people like Gai who specializes in Taijutsu where there speed is really fast, while there are people like Kakashi who specialize in Ninjutsu and Kurenai who specializes in Genjutsu. You need to get more specific. Saying jounnin something is really confusing. Do you mean speed like Gai who works day and night at it or strength like Kurenai who pratices her genjutsu like hell.

Sannin: This is really pissin me off. People look at Sannin like it's a rank. It's not. Sannin in Japanese means 3 people. Their name was given to them by Hanzo, the previous leader of Amegakure. Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru fought him all at once and lost. But instead of killing them, Hanzo gave them the name Denzetsu no Sannin. It means 3 people of legend (i think). In laymen's terms, Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru are a team. Their name was picked out by Hanzo. And they can't accept anyone else into their team. So there are no more Sannin other than them and no one else can become one. Get it in your heads.

Batman: A bunch of my friends always say that Batman sucks. When i ask them, they say "Because he's human." In my opinion, that's a dumb answer and that is why i like Batman the best. Batman's a mortal, he can be easily killed from the enemies he fights. He doesn't have invulnerability like Superman, or super speed like The Flash, but still kicks more ass then both of them. And he did it without superpowers. He only had his brains and his hands, and invented weapons strong enough to completely murder all of the Justice League by himself. Also, my friend said the Green Lantern was the best. His powers don't even work on anything colored yellow. All Batman has to do is cover his costume in yellow paint and the Green Lantern is finished. He has a ray-gun that shoots out the Kryptonite radiation in a beam so Superman is checked off. Batman also has this super elastic stuff that sticks harder the more someone tries to resist, so the Flash is done. A flamethrower can kill Martian Manhunter. I mean the heroes with superpowers have weaknesses that make them vulnerable, yet Batman has more weaknesses, and he trained himself so that they are near-nonexistant. If that's not a good superhero i don't know what is.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13, adlex47, Fresh Prince of Konoha

30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you're on of the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. EcoliandDahChihuahua, Flower of the Desert, Blue Tiger-chan, BleedingSaro, Neji's fangirl, Kawazoe Michiyo, kamiry, hinata 7875960400, Jasper's Delicate Angel, RandomPersonWriting, Fresh Prince of Konoha

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal put this in your profile!

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of American teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch/American Eagle told them it was uncool to breathe. If you are one of the 8 percent who would stand there and laugh, copy this into your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever fallen asleep in class, copy this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If u think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in ur profile!

If you absolutely REFUSE to grow up copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that I'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name: Lily, Danni Lea, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha

Come join the dark side. (We have cookies) Add your name to the list if you have joined the dark side purely for cookies: psychotic me, Flaming Thunder, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile and add your name:
By Order of ChaosLink, Dark_Magician_41, Nine-Tailed Uzumaki, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Nine-Tailed Uzumaki, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Feathertail1021, Kagekitsune49, Arashi Kitsune-sama, Fresh Prince of Konoha

If you believe there are not enough Yuri pairings with Naruto as a girl then copy and paste this to your profile page

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If you can read that please put it in your profile.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been
with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth
records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing
when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't
always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than
you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that
they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It
declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to
administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband;
churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their
victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize
that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and
was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife,
Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To
Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized
he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the
majority and do nothing.

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible and should be
stopped, put this poem on your profile

TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

Footprints

There was once a man who lived a long life. At the end of his life, he had a vision that he was walking with God down a beach.

As he turned back, he realized that he could see his footsteps spreading out behind him, each one showing a different time in his life. Amazed, he noticed that some showed prosperous times, and others signified the difficult times he had gone through.

He noticed that there were two sets of footsteps in the sand...his, and God's. When he looked closer though, he noticed that at times, there was only one set of footsteps...and these were at the times when his life had been hardest.

Outraged, he turned to God. "Why did you abandon me?" he demanded. "Why did you leave me alone when my life grew hard. Those were the times that I needed you!"

God turned to the man with sad eyes. "I was always with you," he replied. "At the times when your life was difficult, that was not when I abandoned you...

That was when I carried you."

Read this outloud.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is dumbass cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back up and read the third word in each sentence. If you didn't catch it the first time through, copy and paste it. And you know that you didn't.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The soldier stood and faced God,
Which must always come to pass.
He hoped his shoes were shining,
Just as brightly as his brass.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
How shall I deal with you ?
Have you always turned the other cheek ?
To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,
'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.
Because those of us who carry guns,
Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,
And at times my talk was tough.
And sometimes I've been violent,
Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,
That wasn't mine to keep...
Though I worked a lot of overtime,
When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,
Though at times I shook with fear.
And sometimes, God, forgive me,
I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,
Among the people here.
They never wanted me around,
Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,
It needn't be so grand.
I never expected or had too much,
But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,
Where the saints had often trod.
As the soldier waited quietly,
For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you soldier,
You've borne your burdens well.
Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,
You've done your time in Hell.'

Try Not To Cry

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Quotes

"Love can beat any addiction. Hell, it is one."

-Tyler Perry as Madea, Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Movie)

"You can't turn no hoe into a housewife."

-Tyler Perry as Joe, Diary of a Mad Black Woman (Movie)

"Destiny, John, is a fickle bitch."

-Benjamin Linus, Lost

"If we can't live together, then we're going to die alone."

-Jack Shepherd, Lost

"Don't tell me what I can't do."

-John Locke, Lost

"The journey of a thousand mile must begin with a single step.
Sometimes…taking the first step is the most difficult thing to do…
Your destiny is in your hands…
You must grasp it before it’s too late."

-Lao Tzu

"Never, Never, Never Give Up."

-Winston Churchill

"It is better to be hated for what you are then to be loved for something you are not."

-Andre Gide

"Death may be the greatest of all human blessings."

-Socrates

"Never doubt that a small group of committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has."

-Margaret Mead

"Heroes get remembered, but Legends never die. Follow your heart kid, and you can never go wrong."

-Babe Ruth, Sandlot

"The truth is rarely pure and never simple."

-Oscar Wilde

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

-Albert Einstein

"When arguing with a fool, make sure that the opponent isn't doing the exact same thing."

-Abraham Lincoln

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; Fools talk because they have to say something."

-Plato

"Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable it is, must be the truth."

-Sherlock Holmes

"If you can't convince them, confuse them."

-Harry S. Truman

"A word to the wise ain't necessary; it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

-Bill Cosby

"Life is the greatest teacher, unfortunately it kills all its students."

-Unknown

"Life is like a video game. Everybody’s got to die sometime."

-Devin Moore

"Dont' take life seriously, no one ever gets out alive."

-Unknown

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."

-Albert Einstein

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

-Unknown

"Never look down on somebody unless you're helping them up."

-Jesse Jackson

"You can kill the dreamer, but you can't kill the dream."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well."

-Rene Descartes

"They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up."

-Chris Rock

"Titties and tater tots don't mix."

-Chris Rock

"Earth is another form of Hell and men are it's demons."

-Lucifer, Dante's Inferno (animated movie)

"Death gotta be easy, cuz life is hard, it'll leave you physically, mentally, emotionally scarred"

-Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson, Many Men(Wish Death)

"I love it when a plan comes together."

-Colonel Hannibal Smith, The A-Team

"Cash don't buy guts kid. Or brains. And you're short on both."

-Liam Neeson as Colonel Hannibal Smith, The A-Team

"Old habits may die hard, but, they still gotta die."

-Quinton "Rampage" Jackson as Corporal Bosco "B.A." Baracus, The A-Team

"Victory attained by violence is tantamount to defeat, for it is momentary."

-Mahatma Gandhi

"It is better to be violent if there is violence in our hearts, than to put on the cloak of non-violence to cover impotence."

-Mahatma Gandhi

"Only those who die get closure, the living do not."

-Niko Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV

"War is where the young and stupid are tricked by the old and bitter into killing each other."

-Niko Bellic, Grand Theft Auto IV

" "I'm just saying Sheldon that you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar."

"You can catch even more with manure, what's your point?" "

-Leonard Hofstader and Sheldon Cooper, Big Bang Theory

"You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams."

-Dr. Seuss

"...While sticks and stones may break your bones, words leave psychological wounds that never heal."

-Timmy Turner's Dad, Fairly Odd Parents

"...in this cursed world, there is nothing more fictional than a peace where people could TRULY understand one another. It's merely a lie brought on by wishful thinking."

-Pein in Jedi Knight Naruto Revised: The Clone Warse, Ch. 9, by seargent assassin

Naruto's new sword in Dragon's Rebirth:

http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Sword (Remember, the hilt of Naruto's sword is black and yellow instead of yellow and black.)

If you want a bigger picture of it, go to this one. It's the second sword on the page. http://zeldawiki.org/Swords_of_Link%27s_Awakening#Sword

Ninjetti Warriors:

White, Red, Yellow, Pink, Blue, and Black Rangers:

http://cyborgpower.wz.cz/your_soubory/steinbraker.htm (By the way, it's not the first picture, you have to scroll down a little more to see it. I didn't make this picture, it doesn't belong to me.)

Green Ranger:

http://theajstarr.deviantart.com/#/d2cpzgg (Again, I don't own this picture.)

For Ninjetti Warriors, the pictures of many of the monsters can be found here. Just type the name in the search bar.