GooooodPie
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since: 10-12-07, id: 1397116, Profile Updated: 08-22-10
country: USA
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, Beauty Pop, Death Note, and Zombieland.

Hi! This is GooooodPie! Just call me Pie!

Things About Me.

Age: Wouldn't you like to know?
Gender: Female
Location: Lost in my Head
Favorite Food: Ramen with Pocky for dessert!
Favorite Drink: Ramune


Ok, a bit about me. I play video games as shown above, if you want to add me on XBOX that's cool I loves peeps. I'm fascinated with every culture out there except American because I live in America and it's a combination of different cultures.

Recently my newest obsession is Merlin. I totally love that show and the people over at LJ who write FanFics for it are amazing. Zombieland is my favorite movie and is totally awesome. xxxHolic is my favorite Anime/Manga (I've both seen/read it) and Yuuko is my role model. I wish I could sing like Hatsune Miku, because it would totally creep people out.

Favorite Parings:

Merlin: Arthur/Merlin, Gwen/Lancelot, Gwen/Morgana

Zombieland: Columbus/Tallahassee

xxxHolic: Doumeki/Watanuki

Sherlock Holmes: Holmes/Watson

Assassins Creed: Altair/Malik, Ezio/Leonardo, Desmond/Shaun

Hetalia - Axis Powers: USxUK, N.Italy/Germany, France/Canada, China/Russia, S.Italy/Spain, Denmark/Norway, Japan/Greece.


Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.


Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage. (Yeah, I want to get married to sometime!)


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

Also add your own on here, if you use these add your name to the list and also put which one you put on here. Also PM the person who you got it from so that they can see what you put up and add it to their list, also then get that person to send the new ones to the person they originally got it from.

I don't trust people, so I MUST have a psychological problem. (Gooooodpie)
I am RICH, so I MUST be happy.
I go to ANIME CONS, so I MUST cosplay.
I can't decided on my SEXUALITY, so I MUST have identity issues.
I go to my school's anime club (clan) so I MUST be a psycho, obsessive, fan person with nothing better to do with their life.
I hang out with the unpopulars, so I MUST NOT be able to converse with the "cool kids/preps."
I say random thing/make random noises/talk to myself a lot, so I MUST be psychotic/insane.

I'm not super cheery some days, so I MUST be in depression, doing drugs, smoking, and having sex. (Gooooodpie)

I USED to cut, so I MUST be emo. (Summer Snowstorm)
I used to cut, so I must be goth.
I used to cut so I must be sucicidal.
I play Neopets, so I must be immature.
I play pokemon so I must be immature.
I have friends on the Internet, so I must be stupid.
I have friends on the Internet so they must be pedos.
I don't like Twilight, so I must not be a girl.
I'm INTO vampires, so I MUST like Twilight.
I'm atheist in a Catholic/Christan household, so I MUST just be rebelling.
I dress differently, so it must be a phase.
I like anime so I must be a weebo.
I'm a fangirl, so I must be immature and squee a lot.
I support yaoi, so I must hate het and yuri.
I support het so I must hate yaoi and yuri.
I support yuri so I must hate yaoi and het.
I play Kingdom Hearts so I MUST support RikuxSora.
I like YAOI, so I MUST pair up every hot guy I see.
(Summer Snowstorm)


Here are some dumb actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( are you suppose to do that while sleepwalking?)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so there ARE soaps that are poisonious.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...I'm guessing there was a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this somewhere.


Story Info:

Ok, so here's like some of the info on the stories I've been writing/wrote.

Catagory: Naruto

The Lost Coupons: Total randomness written by moonlight.alchemist26 and me. I'm actually taking this one down, seeing as it's on my DA so there's no reason to like have it up here.

The Heavenly Cafe: A chapter story, it's on permanent hiatus. This one is on my Make-Over List, so it will be deleted, given a fresh clean story line, and fixed to be much better than it already is.

Catagory: Death Note

Of Angels and Demons: I've considered to put this on my Re-Edit List. The first chapters might be slightly modified so that they're better, and hopefully I will finish this.

Catagory: Beauty Pop

Kiri's Sick Day: The first Fanfic that I ever wrote. I'm pretty sure the sentence structure and grammer and spelling totally suck and the characters are OOC but it's what first got me started as a writer. Is now on my Re-Edit List

Catagory: Zombieland

100: My recent love, pride, and joy. A series of oneshots mostly revolving around Columbus/Tallahasse. Ratings vary per chapter, different AU's, and time for updates vary. Lost some inspiration right now, but I'll find it.


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1. 100 » reviews
100 one-shots some short, some long, revolving around our four favorite zombie killers. Columbus/Tallahassee. Rated M for various things.
Zombieland - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,500 - Reviews: 106 - Updated: 3-22-11 - Published: 2-28-10 - Tallahassee & Columbus
2. The Heavenly Cafe » reviews
Tenten owns a cafe with her friends, Kara, Temari, Hinata, Sakura, and Ino. What happens when they meet the so called 'Hottest Band on Earth' The Sharingan Foxes. Parings: NejixTenten, NarutoxHinata, TemarixShikamaru, SasukexSakura, InoxChoji, and OCxOC.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 3-2-10 - Published: 4-17-08 - Tenten & Neji H.
3. Of Angels and Demons » reviews
Light never had any major problems in his life. That was until he graduated university and recieved his guardian, the unusual and secretive L. Now with many twists, turns, and problems headed their way. Will sparks fly or will they be seperated forever?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 3-2-10 - Published: 8-5-08 - L & Light Y.
4. Kiri's Sick Day » reviews
Kiri gets sick and it's up to Narumi to take care of her. Will he finally admit his feelings for her, or will he push her away. It's just a oneshot. This story is going to be re-edited so what you read now might not be the same later.
Beauty Pop - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-29-09 - Published: 6-12-08 - Kiri & Narumi - Complete
5. The Lost Coupons reviews
Totally randomness with Itachi and Kisame. Were not good at summaries so R & R. NOTE: May cause randomness. Co written by Gooooodpie ME and moonlight.alchemist26 Neji .
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,491 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-27-08 - Itachi U. & Kisame H.