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Author has written 19 stories for Invader Zim, X-overs, Star Trek: 2009, and Harry Potter. I'm a cynical slash addicted 26 years old with writing ambitions and delusions of grandeur. DeviantArt gallery Confessional: • THANK YOU FOR YOUR KIND REVIEWS!! I may not answer to them (unless you ask me a question), because I'm busy and also an airhead, but I do crave and enjoy reading every single one of them! Nothing pleases me more than knowing that my stories made someone smile, laugh, cry, shudder or wince in disgust! •DON'T ASK FOR SEQUELS FOR MY ONE-SHOTS. A one-shot is something complete, finished, and with no place for sequels. Multi-chapters stories could eventually have some place for sequels, but only if I think an idea is worth writing. • My first language is French, then Spanish, then English. I also don't bother with betas even though I know I should use them, but I'm lazy like that. So if you people see mistakes in my texts, feel free to warn me. I'm always glad to learn more. • I use fanfiction for trying stuff I can't work into my original work. So you'll find a bit of everything in them. • I believe that original characters only become Mary-Sues only when we feel forced to like them. • You won't find (too much) smut here. Graphic porn is not my thing. • I hate to write action scenes. May it be in French, English or Klingon, I suck at it. I would do everything, short of selling my mum, to avoid writing them. Currently working on/want to write (in order of priority): The Uprising: (Rated T) Multi-chaptered ZADR. It was only a matter of time. There would be blood on the Massive's walls. Of course, it was all Zim's fault. Chapter 9/11 done Tribbling: (Rated from G to possible M) Collection of Star Trek drabbles, both TOS and 2009. Most of them K/S. Regulations: (K/S, Star Trek 2009) One-shot. He's your friend, your First Officer, your right arm and- Stop right there. Keep your hands to yourself, or you'll loose him. Ignore the discreet longing looks he sends your way. Both of you know this cannot happen. (Started) A dying man's last wish: (K/S, Star Trek 2009) 'I've found a way to make old Spock's wish come true. It's dangerous and illegal, but... He'll get to see James Kirk one last time.' 'Captain, do I need to remember that you are not the Ambassador's T'hy'la-' 'No, Spock. I mean Jim. His Jim. The one that matters.' (Vague idea) How to be Kool: (Rated heavy R) Multi-chaptered ZADR. When Zita claimed Keef as her gay best friend, the fabulous red-head is thrown in the spotlight. Dib, as his reluctant boyfriend, gets his share of attention. This rapidly becomes a fight between him and Zim to climb up the social ladder. Chapter 2/ let's say 5 done. Fall of the fools: (Rated T) One-shot ZADR. What if Zim won? If he managed to get the Earth, the power, the glory, how far would he go to get Dib to surrender? Started. The last plan: (Rated T) Gaz and a small resistance want to overthrow the reign of Zim and free Dib from his clutches. Three-shot. Started./ The end of war anniversary: (Rated T) Potterverse, AS/S ship, one-shot. When you think about it, it was all Jame's fault. Started. | |||||||
1. The Uprising » reviewsThere is a revolution brewing in the Irken Empire. Zim, Dib, and their rocky relationship get entangled into it all. An epic tale of war, treason, lies, and blood on the Massive's walls. ZADR, sequel to the human Kribliss. NOW DONE.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 3-8-12 - Published: 6-26-10 - Dib & Zim - Complete2. ON THE ROLL the roller derby fic reviewsThe Enterprise has a female Roller Derby monthly match. Blue skirts against Red skirts. Prepare for lace, fishnets, TOS cameos and BAMFS being sexyy and taking names.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-21-11 - N. Uhura & C. Chapel - Complete3. Discarded reviewsNot really love, not quite a relationship. But the breakup still hurts.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-16-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete4. Mission parameters reviewsAU. In a world where Vulcans want nothing to do with Humans, Captain James T. Kirk has to establish diplomatic relations with them at all costs. Even if it means seducing one of them into a marriage. K/S.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 6-17-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete5. Tribbling » reviewsStar Trek one-shots, ideas, drabbles. Most of them of the Kirk and Spock variety.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 4-12-10 - Published: 3-31-10 - J. Kirk & Spock6. Awkward Turbolift Music reviewsGaila, Horny Orion Woman, sharing a lift with Commander Spock, Repressed Telepath Vulcan. Trying NOT to think about him naked. Can you spell awkwardness? Kirk/Spock, mentions of past Spock/Uhura, Gaila/everyone.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 4-7-10 - Gaila & Spock - Complete7. Collecting Kirk reviewsFive times Spock met another version of James T. Kirk. K/SStar Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,713 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-1-10 - J. Kirk & Spock - Complete8. Long Live the Forgotten reviewsWhere do Mary-Sues go when they're not needed anymore?Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,050 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-16-10 - Complete9. Dark Harvest reviews'So, you say that Zim is out there, stealing organs left and right and leaving empty torsos in parking lots and no one was ever able to stop him' Halloween fic.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,225 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 10-29-09 - Dib & Zim - Complete10. Hot as sin reviewsEDITED ENDING. Perfect life, perfect wife, perfect kids, Dib had too much to loose for a one-night stand with a pretty boy. Even if it would fill that alien-shaped void inside him. ZADR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,425 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 12-11-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete11. Droplets reviews50 sentences challenge, of the ZADR variety. Invader Zim doesn't belong to me.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 6-20-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete12. The feel of Irken claws reviews'Vortians are very sweet and caring, Meekrob are shape-shifters, so you imagine the possibilities, and Thermians have these tentacles…' trailed off Dwicky with a suggestive smirk. 'How about Irkens' asked suddenly Dib. -DADR, ZADR, One-shot, Complete.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,362 - Reviews: 207 - Published: 3-2-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete13. Dad! I can explain! reviewsOne-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 89 - Published: 1-17-08 - Dib & Zim - Complete14. The human Kribliss » reviewsNow Complete! 'This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,' muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 195 - Updated: 1-1-08 - Published: 10-14-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete15. Z? reviewsChoices… When love confronts duty, when you can't do right without causing wrong, how do you know what is for the best? Sleep on that and wait for the answers. Oneshot, multiple pairings, generally weird, Z?ADR.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,957 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-30-07 - Dib & Zita - Complete16. Twelve days to Doom » reviewsFinished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 169 - Updated: 12-24-07 - Published: 12-12-07 - Dib & Zim - Complete17. Tempus Fugit: Time is Fudge reviewsTime flies... Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans. Zim learns this the hard way.Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,498 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-23-07 - Zim & Dib - Complete18. Best Served Cold reviewsThe Irken Empire has fallen. The Armada is no more. The Tallests, reduced to nothing, are hiding in the remains of the Massive. One man, hungry for revenge, is coming to terminate them. How could have they known a single death would provoke all this?Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,577 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-23-07 - Red & Purple - Complete19. A Loser's Tale reviewsGretchen watched them fight, praying that Dib would look her way just once. But she just couldn't compete with the green kid. Oneshot ZADRInvader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 11-23-07 - Gretchen & Dib - Complete