Okay. You can shoot me. I have no excuse. I really don't. I haven't been typing anything up lately. I'm hopefully going to be getting on here a lot more soon though. I'm just deleting a bunch of stuff that I'm not going to continue any more for the time being. At the same time, I thought all my crap was really shitty, so I'm editing it all. I know there are more than a few mistakes, and I'm going to fix those. Most of them. Hopefully. And I'm going to put this little bit of information on any document I edit, so you guys have an idea of what it is I'm doing. Hopefully, I'm going to have more time to write, and I'll be posting more. Hopefully...

Stories

1- A Sandful of Hope - Deleted. Sorry. If you really want it back, I'll try to work on it just for you, but no one seems to want to read it, nor do they appear have a problem with me removing it, so I guess I'll just let you know it's gone.

2- Behind the Mask - Deleted. Same as SOH. No one seemed interested in it. Plus, I just have no more motivation remaining to continue it, as I have just watched too much Shippuuden and read too much to try to keep alive the Tobito theory. If anyone out there absolutly one hundred percent really wants it, I'll attempt to work on it and get back to you on that. Sorry.

3- Deception - Deleted. Same as others. I still have the notebook with it all written out, and I'm sure some day somewhere in my life I'm probably going to pick it up and think about working on it, but for now, its gone. If there's anyone who absolutly wants it, PM me and we'll talk.

4- Drawn in Blood- Working on. Actually, once I get everything sorted through and edited, I will be devoting my typing to it, once I get it straightened out. I have been writing and rewriting it over and over and i think i have it all figured out. Kind of. Ha-ha. Well, look forward to it if any of you are even still waiting for it.

Oneshots

1- PAYMENT- Still up. Not sure if any of you liked it or not, but it was one of the first...actually I think the first I posted. Either way, even though I don't like it anymore, my baby's staying up.

2- Victoms of love- It's still up. I'm considering whether or not to edit it, but whatever. I don't like it at all, but whatever. Have at it.

3- Walking corpses and running Uchihas- Deleted. Way deleted. If you liked, I guess tell me, but it was stupid. Way, way, waaay deleted.

4- What's my next move?- I didn't care for it, but you guys seem to like it, so I'll keep it up.

5- Merely an Expression- It hasn't gotten any reviews, and you guys don't seem thrilled by it, but oh well. I actually have a better opinion of it than many of my other works. Ha-ha

Working on and will hopefully be out with

1- Cracked - Yes. I am still working on this one. It seems pretty stupid now. Oh well. one day, I'll finish typing it up.

Oneshot. Summary: What happens if Naruto happens upon Sasuke one day? What happens if Sasuke doesn't seem QUITE like himself? What happens if the Uchiha has finally cracked...and has plans of what he's gonna do to a certain Uzumaki? Has Sasuke finnally cracked...for sure this time? SasuNaru, random other stuff like that. Pretty sick and twisted crap here, but I'm sure on this site you guys have read worse;) ha-ha.

2- After the After - I honestly want to go on with this one. I'm very serious about it, I just haven't had the typing time. Its a short little NaruTema i came up with. Plans for the first chapter becoming one-shot are still being seriously considered.

Summary: Naruto and Temari meet up for the first time in six years at a village festval. They meet in a streetside bar, drinks are shared, they get caught up in all their fun, and nest thing they know they end up in Naruto's hotel room together. Then, a few months after forgetting the incident, Temari turns up at his door announcing her pregnacy, but what secrets are being kept from Naruto that may just change everything?

3- Always Right - I came up with this in one of my classes (where I normally come up with ideas), and I started typing it up in class. I don't have much on it, but I like it. I don't have a summary made out for it yet, but you guys know how Itchi's always trying to get Sasuke to kill him? In short, with this story, Itachi found the way to piss him off. Sasuke has married Sakura, and one night while Sasuke is out on a mission, Itachi rapes her. She refuses to tell her husband, and is terrorized throughout the story by the fact.

Please guys, not that anyone would really care for mine, but don't steal ideas from anyone. Seriously people. It's pretty immature, and I'm unfortunatly not surprised, but I have friends on here that this is happening to them and not too many people are very appreciative about it. Please just come up with something of your own. If it's similar to my idea, I would greatly appreciate you talking to me and just kinda letting me know how it's similar and how it's different and all. I won't get mad then. In fact I would love to help with it. But please don't copy. It kinda gets annoying, and as I've said, pretty immature. Especially with the comments 'it's not exactly the same I did this different,' or whatever else you come up with. That's kind of a stupid excuse. Sorry guys, but if I read something that I think is similar to my own or to a friend's/someone else's story I've read, I will say something. It's against the rules in school, so why do it in your writing? There's a word for it. It's called PLAGIARISM. PLAGIARISM is illegal. In other words, DON'T DO IT.

Now for the basic crap no one really ever reads and definatly doesn't care about:)

My name is Donna. I'm sixteen. I really don't think I can tell you anything useful or relevant, or anything you could care less about, but I need to update this shit, and I figured I might as well rewrite this too.

Uh... Well. I like random crap. I love to write, and my non-fan fiction related items are MUCH better than the fan fiction crap I come up with. I prefer not to go without listening to music, so my iPod is like permanently attached to me. I listen to mostly hard and alternative rock, and the occasional foreign bands, normally German and Japanese, but you'd have to put out a study on me to find out what I truly like and dislike as a general. I don't even know. It's mostly hard, alternative and heavy to give you an idea. I have too many things that I dislike to even consider typing a list, so...I'm not telling you :). People usually find out on they're own. I don't like to give them any help. Just know, top on my list, I hate people. That's all you really need.

I guess as you may have noticed, My favourite anime is Naruto (though I hate season one anymore; I'd much rather prefer Shippuuden age or older, as the characters are pretty immature as twelve year olds), Chibi Vampire Karin, Ouran High School Host club, InuYasha, Full Metal Alchemist, and Bleach. I have been wanting to watch more of Nagarashi, Vampire Knights, and a few others, but I haven't had the time. Trust me, it's not just writing when I say I don't have the time. I used to watch Pokémon, DigiMon and Shinzo religiously, but I saw every episode of Shinzo more than enough to memorize, and I refuse the watch the new Pokémon, which they have killed. I will not watch further than the Johto Journey's. DigiMon... I just hate the new. Bring Matt and Tai back.

These are just a few of some favorite youtube videos. Don't worry, there's only two or three. Never felt like putting up anymore than that ha-ha.

This one is when Naruto first meets Fuuka, my favourite filler charactor. IT pissed me off when she was killed, but whatever. It's to be expected. She wasnt petmanant. So whatever I guess.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czCdYO4GCD0&feature=related

This one is just a random video of when Sasuke kills Itachi. Fanmade opening, but i really love it. It's honestly one of the finest works on a vid I've seen. Thats kinda rare. Check it out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn5qa1ZAij4

This one is some Naruto charater theme songs that i think the majority fit quite well...except Shino's. It's too over used. It really is. The song itself, and for him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-sE6UrwJcM

This is just a song I love from Oz, and I love the guitarists!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pUA1TttOYWk&feature=related

"No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it? – Kakashi Hatake

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying
every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

My anger management class pisses me off.

. . . . . I failed my anger management class. . . . .

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when
someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have
an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy
is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits
go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself . So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when
it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. (although I have to admit I'm the
sort of person that usually loses...)

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye,
copy this into your profile.

You know when you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see what number 5 said. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. And if you know someone who would fall for this as well (and you know you do).

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
(BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!1)

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. ShadowWolf315 (cough cough occasionally... sometimes... ok ok a lot) AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), o.OEvanglineO.o (Do It All the Time!!), MYsasuke-kun (dont even ask... every stair i go on...)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, and you know you do, copy this to your profile

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop, and if you do, too, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think the purple teli-tubby is related to Michael Jackson post this onto your profile.

If all the world is a stage, where is the audiance sitting?.

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, Kikyouhater118, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, adngo714, cyber-porygon, Program X.A.N.A., Shining Pheonix, xan.tanuki, o.OEvangelineO.o MYsasuke-kun

If you know that the Avada Kadabra curse has the same outcome of death as a 9mm gun, put this in your profile.

-If you hate High School Musical, never will watch it, never will listen to it, never will love or like it, and think that it is out here to brainwash kids, copy and paste this into your profile

"Sasuke sighed, "You are such a moron. Why do I like you again?" "My charming personality and gorgeous body?" Naruto joked with an impish smile. With a smirk, Sasuke looked him up and down, "Yeah, that has to be it. Might want to wear something other than white in the rain, Naru. I can see your nipples." Sasuke poked Naruto's chest, " -The Other Light Show, by Vree

Great Ideas that you shouldn't do: stick a beef jerky in someone’s mouth when their sleeping, chew gum and play the clarinet, steal cafeteria trays in the thought that they would make great sleds(that was fun and painful…), throw a snow ball at the marker board in science class(especially when your teacher is completely tweaked up and is a total bxxxx, or if its already your third offense just in that class XP), be with one of you're friends when they are high off of pixie sticks, let you're friend that is high off pixie stix convince you to get high off Gatorade, meet your (step-)siblings collage buddies in the anime porn room, sleep under the bunk bed of one of your friends after they got drunk, high, or any other strange disorder, randomly glomp people you think you know in the hallway, trip someone in the hallway when they are wearing shin guards,(that was funny) see the gay nurse of the school and have him look at your leg if you are on the male cross country team after school hours (didn’t happen to me personally, but it did to one of my friends. God he's stupid. I feel kinda bad for him though… The nurse, not my friend…)

If you think that there are TOO many similarities between Naruto and Harry Potter, put this in your profile. the Gay ass Snake guy obsessed with dark haired angsty orphan teen (Harry, Sasuke), two males, one female (Sakura Hermione) friend, female is super smart, other guy friend is prankster (Naruto, Ron), main charector was orphaned at birth, or close too. (Harry Naruto) didn't find out truth about themselves till they were 11-12, Mad eye moody has one eye, so does Kakashi, the most powerful good guy character that was in charge of the people around the main character died because of the evil snake dude. (Dumbledore, the third). If you believe that this is a law suit waiting to happen, put this in your profile.

I want to die peacfully in my sleep like my grandfather, not yelling and screaming like the passangers in his car.

~When you find you and your friend running from a mad man, there is only one way to survive... and that is to trip your friend.

Im the type of girl that laughs randomly in public about something that happened the day before.

I laugh at jokes three times, Once when its told to me, Once when its explained, And once 3 weeks later in the middle of a math test when I finally understand it.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, PASTE THIS

If you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it and you don't have to be gay to do so. I'm not, but I will stand up against anyone who has a problem with homosexuality, PASTE THIS

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, PASTE THIS

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., House, or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, PASTE THIS

You gotta understand that I have good ideas, they just aren’t legal" - twinfools

Opportunity knocks, but fate kicks - i dont know where it came from, but i like it! lol

Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to - Josh Billings

-Guns don't kill people. Bullets kill people

-Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome-Isaac Asimov

It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a women's separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation. Eric Cartman from South Park

I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child.~~~~Lorreta Lynn
This is a pointless acronym I'm sticking in my sentence just because it's become so engraved into my mind that when chatting, I MUST use the meaningless sentence--unknown

The most important part of the song is the guitar solo. Everybody knows that. Everybody knows THAT! - unknown

'My name is Zacky Vengeance and I play gynecologist.'
- Zacky Vengeance

"Pretending that we live doesn't make us alive."
-Serj Tankian

Some people think a song without singing is not a song. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass.
- Eddie Van Halen

I'm just as sick as the others, although I prefer to do my sickness in private. - Mick Mars

We're all kinky - we're just admiting that we're sick - Nikki Sixx

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for
the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the
heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask
where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to
search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel
manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your
cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you
look".
Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking
after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and
where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did
you see that?".
No Loser, I paid 12 to come to the cinema and stare
at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"...
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been
anything before it.
If it's an improvement, then there must have been
something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What??
Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!
What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks
"Has the bus come yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

The Uchiha crest represents the uchiwa fan that rouses up the flame of our will. - Uchiha Fugaku - NARUTO

From now on, walk your own path. Not in the footsteps of your brother. - Uchiha Fugaku - NARUTO

Rest in peace, or pieces, I guess. - Hyuga Hinata double - NARUTO

NARUTO: Hinata! (leans out so she falls on him, not the ground.) Holding up alright?

HINATA: (Blushes bright red and faints, falling off him.)

NARUTO: Hn. Guess not.

KIBA: Okaaay. Here's an idea. How bout you cut our ropes first, then you can faint aaall you want.

(Akamaru whines.)

HINATA: (Gets up, looking spacey.) Okay...

-NARUTO

DR.FISH: Your idea of a plan is to cover yourself in mayonaise and lettuce and tell everyone your a mutant sandwich from space!

LUGI: That woulda worked too if I hadn't gotten hungry and ate myself.

-Get Ed.

ED: So, you were never frozen in Crisis 3?

FIZZ: Crisis 3 can't even do that.

OLD SKOOL: I use it to recharge my ice maker. For some reason, I always seem to be running out of ice.

LUGI: (Unveils giant ice sculpture.) Ed, I made you and ice sculpture to help you feel better!

OLDSKOOL: (Pointed glare.)

LUGI: What?

-Get Ed

LUGI: Wow! This is the coolest dream I've ever had!

BURN: Lugi! We're not in the reality projector anymore! This is real!

LUGI: No it's not. 'Cus in a second we're going to sing karaoke. With a bunch of vikings. That is, if the, ah, penguin gets here on time.

ED: Old Skool!

OLD SKOOL: Expecting someone else?

LUGI: Just an Antartic water fowl who's more than a little late!

-Get Ed

BEN: (As humongousaur) Guess what time it is? (Jumps.) It's hero time!

KEVIN: (Absorbing energy.) Save some for me! Those creeps cost me a major payday!

(Pointed glare from Gwen.)

KEVIN: Also because they're evil, and we're against that...

-Ben 10 AF

KUTAL: This fight's going to last awhile. Oh, I do wish we had refreshments.

SAGO: How can you think of food at a time like this?!

KUTAL: Practice.

-SHINZO

ESTEE: Mushra's not so bright, is he?
MUSHRA: (#-_-) Is that so?!
ESTEE: (Points.) Look there.
MUSHRA: Huh? (Looks and gets hit by a tree branch, screama and falls off his board, holding onto it by his arms.)
YAKUMO: You need to look where you're going, Mushra.
MUSHRA: That brat distracted me!
ESTEE: (Sticks her tongue out at him.)

-Shinzo

RADAR: You're not supposed to ba asleep, sir.

PIERCE: I'm not asleep. I'm inspecting the insides of my eyelids.

-MASH

Robots. I hate those guys. - Burn - Get Ed

Hey! Stop slobbering on the suit! - Mushra - Shinzo

Water's a specialty of mine. And you're wet behind the ears. - Sago - Shinzo

That's enough! Hakuba is not a toy! - Sago - Shinzo

I don't know how to stop! Is there such a thing as spider brakes? - Hakuba - Shinzo