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Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter. About me: I am multilingual. Bad grammar makes me (sic). I adore sexual banter. OOO Hyperbole is my best friend. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. No you cannot go out with me, as I'm currently engaged in an amorous liaison with the semi-colon. OOO I recently began writing fanfics after realising the truth of the idiom, 'if you want it done properly, do it yourself.' Enjoy. | |||||||
1. Forsaken reviewsHarry has forsaken Draco to a dank hell-hole, and it will take all his Malfoy wit and charm to get out. SLASH. Crack!fic.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-10-08 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete2. Harry Potter and the Male Model » reviewsAfter a years hiatus Hogwarts is reopened, but things have changed. Draco Malfoy has a dazzling new life as a male model, but is everything really as beautiful as it seems? He and Harry are still enemies, right? Set after DH. SLASHHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,725 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 5-1-08 - Published: 4-21-08 - Draco M. & Harry P.3. The Four Loves of Harry Potter » reviewsBANK: There is no such thing as true love. There is only: fleeting love, deluded love, gratuitous love and monotonous love. Harry Potter experiences them all in this quartet of one shots. HHr, HD, HR, HG.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 11-12-07 - Published: 11-2-07 - Harry P.4. And so it is, just like you said it would be » reviewsBANK: A scintillating tale of libidinous trysts, hatred, revenge, façades, and love, which according to Draco is just, “Something fools swindle themselves into believing so they can get laid.”Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 23 - Words: 27,901 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 11-2-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete5. I’d sell my soul, for those beautiful seconds » reviewsBANK: Dramione Simply put, the most beautiful thing you will ever read under six hundred words. Three chapters from three perspectives.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-3-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete6. A Midsummer Night's Dream reviewsBANK: Wherein Hermione and Draco engage in sexual banter.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 11-2-07 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
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