Hey, readers, I'm Too Young To Be Serious. I think I might change my Penname sometime soon. I don't know what it would be, though.

I think I'll give you some information about me, just so you could know about the author of the (crappy) stories you are reading.

I am, like a lot of other people, from the states. My parents are Salvadorian; therefore, making me Salvadorian. Yes, my skin is tan, my hair is dark. I'd like to contradict your opinions of MS 13, but...I can't.

I'd like to refer to myself as someone who enjoys writing. It's sort of an aspiration to be a writer. Or an Artist. Or an Orthopedist. Perhaps an anthropologist? Criminologist? Dermatologist? Psychiatrist? Dunno. What I do know is that I have years to contemplate. I'm not worried.

For writing, I like to write about how I feel is right. I'm not a master of keeping everyone in character, but I try my best. What I find crucial and important in a good fic are these particular factors: Imagery (I want to be able to imagine myself there, like watching from the sky), grammar (I do not tolerate words that are in need of capitalizing. The shift key was made for a reason), having a plot (it shouldn't be random or unnecessary, and it should be interesting. Subplots are okay, but if there is no main plot, it will probably be confusing), keeping a character in character (I want the character to be capable of being described—Unless they are bipolar or have two personalities, then the character should stay the way they are characterized), spelling (although I find this under the category of grammar, I find it necessary to state individually), and loads of other things. I'm not no perfectionist (incorrect grammar intentional), but I try. I hope you guys try, as well.

I write mostly for Harry Potter, and so here are my preferences. Those in bold are the most preferred (basically, my absolute favorites). Those in slant are almost a favorite, but not completely. Bold and slant combined means I'm a DIE-HARD fan:

Ships I enjoy: Ron and Hermione!! Scorpius and Rose, Hugo and Scorpius, Hugo and Lily, Hugo and Teddy, George and Angelina, Dean and Luna, Bill and Fleur, Percy and Audrey, Arthur and Molly, one-sided Snape and Lily, one-sided Luna and Ron

Ships I deem okay: Hermione and Draco (I only like it because it's a little interesting), Draco and Ginny (only if they are realistic, IC, and it's emotional), Lupin and Tonks, Teddy and Victoire.

Favorite characters: RON WEASLEY, Hugo Weasley, Rose Weasley, Scorpius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Severus Snape, Hermione Granger, Minerva McGonnagal(sp?), Nymphadora Tonks, Lily Potter, Bellatrix Lestrange (even if she was pwned by Molly), Molly (she totally kicks ass), Fred Weasley ll, Arthur Weasley, Mad-eye Moody, Gellert Grindelwald, Percy Weasley, Aberforth Dumbledore, Lavender Brown, Dean Thomas, Seamus Finnigan, Blaise Zabini

Those underlined are hated with passion. Those underlined and bold are hated with extreme passion:

Ships I cannot tolerate: Harmony, Harry and Ginny,

Least favorite characters: Harry Potter (boo, he's a fucking BITCH), Draco Malfoy (Waah! I have to kill people and I might DIE), Xenopilius Lovegood, Lucius Malfoy, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, James Potter ll, Lily Potter ll, Fred (peace out, Bitches) and George Weasley, Teddy Lupin, Dolores Umbridge.

Characters I hold no feeling whatsoever (in fact, I pretty much do not care about them): Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Oliver Wood.

Grade: Between 9-12

My Opinions On Ships and People:

Harmony: Okay. Okay. Okay...

Ew.

No offense. This ship is just so stupid. I've had conversations with Harmonists.

Yep. They saw the movie before the books.

I just don't get it. They make Harry seem like some Emo dick who deserves everything. They can't fit together. End of story.

First of all, they share a very platonic relationship. It's too sibling-like. Harry admits it—even he's repulsed by that horrible locket's way of torturing poor and awesome Ron. He's perturbed by things that Ginny and Cho have done, but when he found out that Krum stuck his tongue in Hermione's mouth, he was just like "Hm, shoulda realized it sooner." Ron was the one who was jealous—jealous enough to be cold and bitter to Hermione. You know, I bet that's when he started to realize his feelings for her...

Second of all, they could not talk to each other normally. Let's face it—he doesn't like to argue with her. I think that the reason that Hermione didn't feel interested with Krum because he was too amenable...someone boring, in Hermione's opinion. Hermione's the type of girl who argues passionately for something. She would argue with anyone just so she could have her say. Harry does not like to argue with her. Most of the time, he makes Ron promise not to tell Hermione what's wrong with him. He lies to her so that she doesn't badger and baby him. He just hates to argue. Hermione argues with everyone in general. Ron is one of the people who actually argues and doesn't seem to mind. Seriously. If they get together—which is as likely as Luna finding a Crumple-Horned Snorckack—then it would be over quickly. Ginny is able to stand firm at Harry's outbursts—one of out, like, five people, including Dumbledore—and not be intimidated. People say Ron would be abusive? Look at Harry. He's the king of caps lock. I definitely wouldn't be surprised if Hermione came sobbing to someone with bruises. Besides, Hermione is emotionally vulnerable. She's one of those girls who cries over everything, and having to experience Harry's outburst might seem like to much to handle. Ginny on the other hand is like (urgh) Super Woman. Nothing can scare her...bitch.

Third of all, Harry likes Ginny. I wouldn't say he loves her. Perhaps a strong feeling of emotion towards her. I personally antagonize Hinny or Garry or whatever you call it. I would've liked it a whole lot better if Harry liked Ginny because they could relate to being possessed, not because he lusts after her. But then again, it makes him more masculine, so I don't really mind. What I'm trying to say is that even if he don't love her, he still cares about her, and his mind doesn't even seem disturbed by the image of marriage with her.

Maybe it's some of these (weak, but I'll write more) reasons, or just the fact that I hate Harry as much as I hate Fred and George (AND I'M PROUD TO SAY I HATE THOSE STUPID ASS MARAUDERS TOO) that makes me abhor Harmony. I like them, though, on my good days.

Scorpius/ Lily.

Yup. The loner and the tomboy. Sounds pleasant, dunnit?

Or maybe it's just Draco and Ginny next-generation version. Yep. The rat and the Weasley, except that Lily's a Potter.

Yeah. That's why it sucks.

Let's see...Lily Potter is probably shy when she's younger. If Al ever makes best-friends with him, she'll start to crush on him. She then grows up and becomes a hard-headed bitch tomboy like her mother and be a master chaser 'cause she's a Mary-Sue (not to me. I make her ugly dumb, and shitty in my fics). She'll be best-friends with Hugo and he'll be the stupid redhead (although, to me, he's the intellectual brown-haired guy). Scorpius will be man-whore even though he's ratty and pale—or if your a Harry/ Ginny fan, 'cause a lot of Score/ Lils fans are Hinny fans too, he'll be a bitch, king of capslock, angst-y, and the best wizard EVAR! -Rolls eyes-

To me, it would be awkward. Rosie is way more realistic because her parents are more realistic. Scorpius would be hated by all houses. His friends would be either Slytherins or Ravenclaws who are brave enough to make an acquaintance. (In my mind he's Ravenclaw)

Lily, being the boy she is, would probably drool on herself and act like the little retard she is.

The Death of Fred Weasley:

WAAAAAAA! HE'S DEAD! LYK, OMG! I H8 JK ROWLING FOR KILLING HIM! REST IN PEACE!

Seriously? Dude, the guy died.

Get over it.

You know what made me sad?

George didn't die.

Those fags.

Oh, well...

Fred died.

Seriously? It's a war. When you decide to fight in a war, it's like you sealed a contract or something. You know that you could die. At least it wasn't in vain.

...what I'm trying to say is that...WELL THE DUDE KNEW THAT HE COULD LIVE OR DIE.

And at least he died laughing...

Now, this makes my respect for Jo Rowling increase a million times before. Killing off such an awesome and popular character is hard, and I give her much esteem for that.

Ginny/ Draco

Hmmm...this ship is okay. I just hate it when they make Draco a man-whore Slytherin prince. Dude. He pale and pointy. The only girl-friend he's ever had was Pansy. I bet they only kissed once. Yup. So experienced! And Ginny. They make her into some sort of Super Woman. DUDE! She a fucking GIRL. She only had THREE BOYFRIENDS. Seriously? does that make her a slut? THREE BOYFRIENDS IS PATHETIC. AND, she's not a girly-girl either. She's. a. tomb. boy. She's the one who RECEIVES love help from Hermione, not to her.

So...hm...the dude wants to hide from Voldemort. Dumbledore takes him to the Burrow. He then meets the Weasleys. He hates them. Ginny comforts him. Some Romeo and Juliet and some Second War problem interferes. Then, he/ she saves her/ him and they live almost happily ever after.

Well, I think it's a good idea...

George/ Angelina:

Okay, dude. Ge over your self. She didn't marry him because he reminded her of Fred. I'm sure they were able to, like, comfort each other. (I'll write more later)