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since: 10-14-07, id: 1398305, Profile Updated: 01-19-09
country: United States
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Me

I have been a Harry Potter fan since June of 2007, as I was in denial for many years. I loved the Deathly Hallows, but wanted more, so I ended up here. My other favorite book in the series (other than DH of course) was the Sorcerer's Stone. And yes, I am American.

I am a proud member of Final Prophecy (http: // hp - final prophecy. net - remove spaces, once on the page click on forum). Come here to attend Hogwarts, chat, play games, graduate, and make great friends! When you are sorted, please say that Charlote or kaleidoscopicepic suggested you! Thanks!

My favorite Harry Potter pairings are Harry and Ginny and Remus and Tonks.

My other favorite kinds of fics are Harry is raised by someone other than the Dursleys, Harry meets his parents, and any Maximum Ride fic.

I think that the best Maximum Ride was (and is still, even after the latest) certainly the third one, which I don't own, sadly.

Oh... and WICKED IS AMAZING. READ IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY. And the show ROCKS! Even though I haven't seen it... :( But I will see it. I'm planning on seeing it when it comes on national tour this year!!

I recently discovered the amazing musical RENT, which sadly has closed on Broadway, I encourage all who haven't seen in to look it up!

Stories

Lessons Learned will be updated around every other day, or as often as I can write a chapter! Thanks to all of my readers, who keep me writing! I have ideas for a sequel, but I have to finish it first! There is looking to be around 40 chapters, but that number will probably increase.

This was all I could find for pictures of Common Ground: http://www.commonground-cafe.net/CafePictures.html The first one gives a pretty good idea of what the interior of the cafe looks like, but if you are ever in the area, it's a pretty cool place to look around. And I'm not a member of their cult. I promise.

The Other Choice will never go anywhere. Review it if you want to help me with it or give me ideas. I might just delete it someday. If I ever get around to it.

Lily's Place might go somewhere if I ever get around to it.

The Fountain is done.

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Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

14) I will not you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day"

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-ful"

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell

26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways

28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's"

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

30) I will not go to class skyclad

31) I will not use Umbridge's quiz to write, "Told you I was Hard Core"

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronous

43) I will not lick Trevor

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

49) "To conqure the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

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1. Lessons Learned » reviews
Bella is a young and troubled single mom in desperate need of money. Edward is the son of two millionaires, and in desperate need of tutoring. Both are students at Harvard. How will they react to one another? What will they learn? Not the best summary R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 37 - Words: 51,531 - Reviews: 575 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 12-22-08 - Bella & Edward
2. The Fountain reviews
Lily meets Scorpius two fateful times, in my take on the tale of how they met. Mostly Lily's flashback to that evening by the fountain. Reading would be lovely, reviewing would make my day! Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,516 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-23-08 - Scorpius M. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
3. Lily's Place » reviews
A collection of short stories about Lily from fifth year on, all taking place in her “silent place” as she calls it. This story will include Lily's friends in later chapters. Inspired by a place near where I live.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-29-08 - Published: 1-2-08 - Lily Evans P.
4. The Other Choice » reviews
Neville is the chosen one. The story starts right after the prophecy was made. Obviously AU. My first fic, so please be nice and read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 12-31-07 - Published: 12-2-07 - Neville L.
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