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NOTHING BELONGS TO ME UNLESS I SAY SO, WHICH WILL NOT HAPPEN VERY OFTEN AT ALL. Just in case I forget in my stories.

Name: Carissa. I'll go by any nickname you'll come up for me if I don't fin it degrading.

Age: 14. I'll be 15 on May 27, 2009.

Current obsessions: Danny Phantom, Nightmare before Christmas, and Teen Titans.

Preferences in fanfiction: I don't what it is about canon that I love. However, I love anything that is well-written, I just really love those couples they show in the show/movie/book/whatever.

My deviantart account; Jynxpixie

I pride myself on my DP fanart, though I am no where NEAR the best. I've been doing it for about a year and a half now. Before I started drawing DP I couldn't draw to save my LIFE. I guess that's one of the reasons I'm obsessed with it - it created another outlet for me. Thanks so much, Mr. Butch Hartman.

INTERNATIONAL DP DAY OF ANGST

"The DP Day of Angst is on October 1 and was started by a bunch of ff.net authors complaining about how the fandom has basically been flooded with romance stories. Honestly, you can't look down the front page and see a summary that doesn't have a pairing indicated in it somewhere. So on October 1 a group of ff.net writers are getting together to flood the front page with good old angst." (quoted by a friend and not the DP-Angst Club)

Yay, we did! I totally participated, and the best part is, I think we're gonna do it again. If you wanna join in, go here; http://dp-angst.deviantart.com/

I will not cuss. I don't like to. If I do, someone's either hacked into my account or it's a typo. Which you should take to me that my stories will never have a main character as a duck unless I am challenged to do so and I have a beta XD I will say crap, crud, shoot, frick, etc. In MY opinion - not necessarily yours - they are not curse words. Also, I might imply a cuss word. For example, I might cut off a character before they actually swear. Even if it's canon for that character.

I will not write slash/yaoi, yuri, het, gore, or anything else rated M. Ever.

I will not post until I have think I have done the best I can for the piece - or I've worked on it so much that I'm sick of looking at it.

I will always try and finish what I start. It might not be done in a timely manner (I can almost guarantee it WON'T), but it will get done. At some point.

I will always, always, always reply to my reviews from this point forward (5/12/09). I love and appreciate every one of you who review.

Favorite Books;

Too many to be listed! Sigh. Harry Potter, Twilight, Maximum Ride, The House of the Scorpion, Inkheart Trilogy, Inheritance Trilogy, Daughters of the Moon series, and...way, waaaaaay more that I can't remember since it's 4:40 am.

Favorite Movies;

Uh...A lot? XD I like comedies. Kid comedies, romantic comedies, action comedies - I don't care as long as it makes me laugh. I don't like stupid humor though (like Spongebob)

Favorite TV Shows;

Danny Phantom (this is more of an obsession than a favorite), American Dragon; Jake Long, iCarly, Avatar; The Last Airbender, Firefly, Stargate SG-1, The IT Crew. I'd probably like Angel and Buffy the Vampire Slayer if I ever saw it. Joss Whedon is a genius. I also like Total Drama Island. That's pretty fun.

Favorite Music;

What is life without music, really? I like old-fashioned Disney music, like the little mermaid soundtrack and the Hercules soundtrack. I like a few songs from Broadway musicals (Wicked and Avenue Q = FTW!) I'm a Kelly Clarkson fan, into the pop/rock and some of the alternative. Sometimes I even like the score of movies, when i'm paying attention.

STUFF ANY READERS OF MY STUFF NEED TO KNOW!

Every thing that is posted here is labeled by me as an experiment. I have never taken any classes on this, and I'm not one of those naturally good writers. If anyone is. All I know is how often people in real life tell me that I use big words or talk too fast. The only thing I have ever been educated on is structured writing, and I hate it. It limits me. So, If you think my stories are bogus, or have quite a few errors in them, that's why. I don't mind if you point them out. But these are pretty much the first things I've written outside of school other than this twelve chapter story that is over a hundred pages long but will never reveal because of many things (bad grammar, undeveloped plot, Mary-Sues, etc.). So please don't be all, "YOU SUCK" or "You'll never be a good writer" because I don't pay attention, believe it or not.

Why am I telling you to not bother flaming if I don't even care? Because I will report you. I take advantage of the abuse button. Just because I'm not affected doesn't mean anyone else isn't when you flame their stories. So, don't bother.

I love constructive criticism, though. That's a "You'll never be a good writer" with the reasons why (and they point out errors in my STORY and not in me, as pointing out errors in my personality doesn't exactly help me with my writing, which is constructive criticism. I love run on sentences sometimes but I won't use them in my stories XD). And the reviews who say I'm awesome, or really good or something. I haven't gotten many of those here yet (thanks so much to the people who gave em to me!!), but they're an enormous confidence booster. Try it, just walk up to somebody and tell them they're awesome, and walk away. I guarantee you that person will have a good day - or at least have something good to reflect on.

Also, before you point it out, I can't write Sam in character. Check all of them, in every time she appears she's out of character. Sorry, working on it. Except maybe The Younger Trio.

Other Random Crap

YOU ARE NOT REQUIRED TO REVIEW MY STORIES IN ORDER TO FAV THEM OR LIKE THEM OR EVEN READ THEM.

I do like reviews, but begging for them or not updating until you get a certain amount of reviews is kinda sad except for certain circumstances. (Like, a lot of favs and hardly any reviews for quite a few chapters.) Seriously, I love those. I live and breathe on them. You don't even know. (Maybe you do.) But do not feel guilty for not reviewing, because I totally get that.

Let me know if you have a challenge. I love those. Heck, I'll even redo it if you think I screwed it up. I write most genres, though my humor is more satire than anything else.

If you have any questions, PM me. Seriously. I don't care if you think it's stupid, people could always use a new friend. =)

I procrastinate. Seriously. If I need to update and/or you really care about my stories, feel free to threaten my life or something or I'll never get anything done. Pathetic, huh?

I don't spend time hating any people. It takes up too much energy. Pretending, on the other hand, is a whole different matter. (I am a first grader in my head. And immature. Other stuff too.)

I will get a sugar rush after about 4 cookies. I usually have about 7. Same thing or similar with other sugar products.

Oh, and one more thing...

If you don't like me because of what I write...well, that says a lot about you, buddy, doesn't it?