Ya! I'm in the Writer's Guild! IDK if that's good or not but whatever! W00t! So check it out! I might write stuff. But not for the story thats up there now the one about jacob dying and billy killing himself 'cause that's too depressing. But well written nonetheless!

I'm Emmett Cullen. Isn't that weird? I'm not even close to be acting like Emmett. I hate jeeps! They are killing our earth! Sorry everyone who enjoys jeeps. Here's the quiz: http://www.quizilla.com/users/twilightnexus/quizzes/Which20Twilight20novel20character20are20you3F/

About me! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Sorry, a's and h's are really fun to write.

My name: Sarah (yes, with a h, that's the right way to spell it) Favorite animal: Ducks (No way)

2nd favorite animal: Capybara's (just because they're the world's largest rodent, that doesn't mean anything!)

Age: For all you know, I could be seventy something (I'm not!) Well, that narrows it down... but I'll give you a mint. I'm between the ages of 1-100000000000. Does that help?

Favorite food: pizza

Least favorite food: Something that's not eataible and tuna (which isn't eatable)

Favorite color: blue

something I think that's awesome: stuff and random stuff

Favorite it book: You guessed it! You should win a prize!

Favorite movie: Grease(don't ask me why)

2nd favorite movie: Beatle Juice (it's awesome!)

3rd favorite movie: Nightmare before Chirstmas

4th favorite movie: Fiddler on the roof!

Least favorite movies: Man of the Year. Worst movie ever!. Then there is Mr. Magoriums Wonder Empurium. Do I have to explain?

Favortie show(s): Seinfeld!! Family Guy, HouseMD, Simpsons, The Colbert Report, South Park, Scrubs, The Office, American Dad, Futurerama, The Office, Robot Chicken, etc...

Least favorite shows: Hannah Montana! I hate her with the depth of my gangsta soul (oh yeah I won the bet!). Oh! And I also hate that one show, where stuff happens

Things I do when I'm bored: stare up at the ceiling

Thing I hate most: repeating myself and writing(for a grade) the color pink, preppy/popular people, Then I dislike The Jonas Brothers, People that hate ducks/dislike me for liking ducks, etc...

Things I like: hugs and cupcakes and ducks and penguins and capybaras, and violence! lots and lots of violence. Oh and resident evil! I love resident evil!!

Favorite song(s): Well, I can't just pick one song, so I guess anything by Interpol, Foo Fighters, White Stripes, Beatles, Strokes, U2 (don't ask), Radiohead, and Guns N' Roses. But song wise, I really like the theme of my little pony and the theme to ghost busters. Who doesn't love ghost busters? I'll tell you who. People who have no souls! (notice I said People) Anyway, both of those songs I can rock out to it.

Things about me that no one cares about:

1.one time I made this story about my social studies teacher becoming a chipmunk fairy. Now I can't talk to him with a straight face.

2.Another time I made a World National Duck Day at my school, and now people think i'm weirder than before. October 9th!

3. One time I went to school with one sock. I told the people that my other sock jumped off a cliff and died a horrible slow and painful death.

4. When I'm really bored, I will take off my socks and make them into sock puppets.

5. I once made a bet that I could become a gangsta. I won, with the help of my PE teacher.

6. I killed my science teacher last year. No, really. Her ghost haunts the school. She still teaches! You think after you die you wouldn't teach science! Wanna know how I killed her? PM me and I'll tell you.

Why I tell you this? Because it perfectly captures the five F's of childchood: Family, Faith, Furry Friends, and Fear of the Elderly.(from Stephen Colbert's awesome book, (I am America (and so can you!))

If you people want to im me, my aim is ducksrule71821. I am almost always on because the computer is my second best friend.

Also email me with anything. My email is: fluffythepotbelliedpig@yahoo.com

I'm a sucker for the pot bellied pigs.

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If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

There's a lot more things that could go up there, but I really don't feel like putting them on.

Quotes between me and my friends

(playing a game where you name a play and try to find a charecter with the same name as a Twilight charecter)

Me: The Producers

Stars: Ummm...Max, Ula, Leo, umm...Hitler?

Me: Oh! Hitler was in New Moon remember? He left Bella to go and become a Nazi double agent and kill Hitler because the dude who died was his twin brother.

Snickers: Really? That makes sense...

Snickers: One!

Stars: Two!

Me: Corndog!

Me: All his life insert my social studies teacher's name here wanted to be a chipmunk fairy...

Stars: I used to go to Borders all the time with you!

Me: What a coincedence! Me too...oh...wait...

Stars: You're stupid

Me: You're stupid!

Stars: We're both stupid

Me: I bet I'm stupider than you!

Me: It's essantial for any ganster to know the souja boy dance

Me: Yo mamma so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone!

My brother: She's your mom too!

Me: No way, my mom's prettier.

Me: You'd think having a stalker would make you feel special and loved...well...not really.

Me: Why do you always stalk me?

My brother: i'm bored

Me: oh, so when you're 37 and a homicidal stalker you're excuse will be "I was bored?"

Me: Ow! My knee, my head, my pinky, and other parts of the solar system!

Paranoid: Low

Schiziod: Low

Schizotypal: Moderate

Antisocial: Low

Borderline: Low

Histrionic: Moderate

Narcissistic: Moderate

Avoidant: Low

Dependent: Low

Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Well I thought of my own questions(I thought of these myself) well, some of them (I added more! Yay!):

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are
considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's
only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What disease did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
called a hearing?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being
would eat?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both dogs!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from elec trons, does morality
come from morons?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a
car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Can Bald people have Hairline fractures?

If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.

Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets?

How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time?

If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"?

When the French swear do they say pardon my English?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Here are some kewl quotes:

There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train!

If you dont like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defence.

If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind.

Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with braile on them.

If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out.

Anyone who says nothings imposible has never tried slamming a revolving door

"Bart, with 10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!" -Homer Simpson

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car"

"I remmember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof."

"Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality."

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh man...I could be eating a slow learner." -Lyndon B. Johnson

"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together." -Oprah

Costumes for Ask Aunt Emmett:

Emmett's PJs!! I think they make him look too manly: http://a1giftidea.com/product_info.php?products_id=5022

Emmett's costume (when battling Dr. Cullen can you just imagine him fighting with that on? I bet he will still look hot!): http://www.importcostumes.com/Girl's+Costumes/My+Lovely+Pink+Pony+Costume-IC00094/?utm_source=web&utm_medium=pf&utm_campaign=ci&ci_src=14110944&ci_sku=IC00094

Bella's costume (she likes to wear a wizard costume to show that she deafted wizards and i know it's small but oh well!): http://www.futurememories.com/dua-233.html

Jasper's costume(he's not that fat or ugly though: http://www.fantasytoyland.com/mor-fw5735.html

Mike's costume (choose whatever you think is the gayest. I think they all are.) http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/content/images/2004/11/30/mr_gay_uk_finalists_2004_203_203x152.jpg

Jacob (he's so fierce!) http://www.kloudiia.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/Puppy.JPG

Edward's dress (he would still look hot): http://www.aussieprom.com/images/my20dress20an20sat20nightsun20013.jpg and if that doesn't work just copy and paster this into yuor address bar:

http://www.aussieprom.com/images/my20dress20an20sat20nightsun20013.jpg

Koda's dynomite costume: http://www.nightmarefactory.com/cgi-bin/shopper?preadd=action&key=RU16891

Mr Edward's Carpet (Only a smaple. Imagine a whole floor covered with this) http://www.carpetbargainsonline.com/media/GOLDEN_GLOW_L.jpg

-Sarah