10/9/09 NOTE: I CHANGED MY PEN NAME! Again. This'll be the last one, I swear! Previously known as: jordy.girl, BlimeyBomb

Name: Jordyn What'sherface?
Age: 1-25
Gender: Female, hun
Height: Uhh... I guess I'm average height
Hair: Black, long-ish, but I've gotten it cut so it really isn't as long
Eyes: Brown, fully asian-esque.

I'm not a great writer and this account is going to be mostly used for reading fanfiction. For the fanfiction that I've taken part in writing, you can find it in Sarcasm Prevails profile.

I love music and reading (of course) and... I don't know. Well, I'll just write about my train of thought. I rather like anime &/or manga, but more Death Note and Higurashi no naku koro ni though recently I've been watching Naruto! Of all things! I've seen a few episodes in Japanese, but I decided to watch the English dub and it... wasn't really horrible. Compared to some other atrocious dubs it isn't that bad (you know, I hate the Pokemon dub, I'd rather use subs!) I watched the episodes around the Chunin exams -- WITH GAARA -- and yeah... Sand Siblings! I love them. And now I've been reading all this Naruto fanfiction and... its... wow. I really never liked Naruto that much but... yeah. Oh and I think by watching the Lucky Star(?) English dub... my ears... if it is Lucky Star I'm thinking of then... no. Its horrible.

Moving along, I talk with my hands alot and have a slight obsession with them. My hands are, in truth, horrible. I used to bit my nails and whatnot so they don't grow properly but I write and draw and TALK and just do everything with them. So I find hands a precious... thing. It scares people, ha. I am obsessed with plushies, I don't know why, I just am. I don't really have any though as I'm not sure where you can buy them where I live and I don't trust the internet enough to buy from there.

FAVOURITES

Death Note

characters - Ryuuk, L, Raito, Matt & Mello
pairings - LOC, MelloMatt, MelloMattNeer, MelloMattNearRaito, RaitoL
pairings i hate - MattRaito, RaitoRyuuk (though some are funny,) RaitoMisa (he's an arse and she's a bit of an idiot.. though I knda like Misa... kinda)

Yes I like most of my DN guys to be gay together!

Harry Potter

characters - Luna! And George, Fred, Hermione, Peeves, Blaise, Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore, Marauders in general minus Peter XD
pairings - FredOC, HermioneRon, LunaNeville, SiriusOC, RemusOC, PeevesInanimateobject, GeorgeKatie, SnapeSinistra
pairings i hate - SnapeHermione (shudder,) SnapeAnyoneexceptsinistra, FredGeorge (shudder,) DracoHermione (sorry,) HarryOC, DumbledorePeeves (I kid you not)

Harry Potter; self explanitory.

Twilight

characters - Alice, Jasper
pairings - AliceJasper
pairings i hate - pretty much anything else you can throw at me: BellaJacob (shudder,) BellaEdward (gag,) SamEmily (twitch,) JacobNessie (dead)

shudder gag twitch dead I've read all the books (minus Midnight Sun) and... no.

Lucky Star

characters - Kagami & Konata
pairings - none except friendship ones or random oc or something
pairings i hate - any one of the girls pairing up with each other, I like my Lucky Star gag-worthingly cute and weird ;) And you know, Konata's dad extra pervvy 0.0

It is so cute and great ok?! Well, not that great, but I like it.

King Arthur

characters - Tristan, Merlin, Lancelot, Bors
pairings - ArthurGuinevere, TristanOC, LancelotRandom (as a one night stand, humorous, oneshot)
pairings i hate - AruthurLancelot

Uh... don't ask.

Sky High

characters - Lash, Warren, Magenta, Zach & Ethan
pairings - ZachMagenta, LashOC, WarrenOC
pairings i hate - LashMagenta, WarrenWill

Eh, I just do. Lash & Speed are cool ;)

Naruto

characters - Naruto, Sasuke, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Gaara, Temari, Kankuro, Rock Lee, Kakashi & his book, Jiraiya and... I think that's it
pairings - GaaraOC fer sure! NarutoHinata, ShinoOC, ShikamaruOC, KankuroOC, ShikamaruTemari, ItachiTemari, ItachiOC -- I also have recently taken a liking to ItachiSasuke incest slash yaoi-ness x.x OTP: SASUNARU
pairings i hate - GaaraNaruto, SANDSIBLINGINCEST, NarutoSakura, RockleeSakura, JiraiyaAnyone (he must remain the pervert he is! Well... maybe Tsunade?)

Ok, I don't know why... but yeah. Deal with it.

14/04/09 I'm so pathetic XD

My favourites list:
6 Avatar: Last Airbender
3 Batman Begins/Dark Knight
1 Bones
1 Bridge to Terabithia
3 Charles Dickins (all Oliver Twist)
3 Covenant
1 Death Note (I've read heaps... yet ONE favourite?!)
1 Fillmore
1 Fullmetal Alchemist
1 Greek
79 Harry Potter (This was such a drag to count T-T)
4 Holes
4 Inheritance Cycle
8 King Arthur
1 Life With Derek (that's odd 0.o)
10 Lord of the Rings (probably won't read anymore, most of them - sadly - ruin the book)
1 Memoirs of a Geisha
3 the Mummy
38 Naruto (another pain to count... though at least there weren't as many as Harry Potter)
2 National Treasure
1 Ninja Turtles
1 Ouran High School Host Club
5 Pirates of the Caribbean
19 Sky High
1 Supernatural
1 Sweeny Todd
1 Twitches (haaa)
2 Teen Titans
1 vampires
1 W.I.T.C.H-HarryPotter crossover thingy
3 X-Men

All in total: 207

Quotes:

SIRIUS (Sirius's Quiz): "The box said it was a honey-mist auburn!"
JAMES: "Well, honey, you missed auburn big time"

JAMES (Sirius's Quiz): "Your radiance radiates off of you like radiant radiance"

DUMBLEDORE (Sirius's Quiz): "You're MEAN"
JAMES: "Am not! You're just too sensitive."
DUMBLEDORE: "At least I’m not a name caller, you… you… name caller"
JAMES: "That all you got old man?"
DUMBLEDORE: "Old man? Who you calling “old man”, boy? Compared to others, I’m young!"
JAMES: "Yeah - to Nicholas Flamel!"
DUMBLEDORE: "50 points from Gryffindor!"
Sirius faints
DUMBLEDORE: "Actually, I like Gryffindor. Fifty points back to Gryffindor"

SIRIUS (Sirius's Quiz) To Dumbledore: "What a poor, disturbed, old man you are"

Taps glasses, uh... hits one too hard and hurst finger (make sense?)
RAFF: Ow...
SIMON: Wow! You just learnt density!
RAFF: Shut up!
SIMON: Awww! You just learnt half a years worth in Physics

PLAYER1: suppp hottie
PLAYER2: nice way to seek friends
Some people said this to me while play a MMORPG thing... yes, I go on them and I'm not ashamed! I just found this comment funny because, whether it was intentional or not, it was a pun of sorts! Glorious due to the fact that (at the time) my title was "Friend Seeker." Haha, get it?! No? Ok.

kram-alukes: You're the only person who actually answered the post like a non-stupid person! Yay! You win a cookie!
s-c-h-i-s-t: Somehow, I could not help but lol hard at the oxymoronicity of this response. ~ deviantArt

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