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since: 10-16-07, id: 1399684, Profile Updated: 12-17-08
country: United States
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Author has written 26 stories for Harry Potter, 21 Jump Street, Sweeney Todd, Twilight, Brokeback Mountain, Big Bang Theory, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, and Lord of the Rings.

tis willard (8:17:29 PM): also, this is just fucking stupid and if me, jaclyn and michael aren't in a love triangle, i don't know what a love triangle is.

name .x. willow

age .x. thirteen

residence .x. illinois

sexual orientation .x. bisexual

nationality .x. german, polish, austrian, irish, italian, native american, welsh

fandoms (some pending, or future) .x. 21 jump street, harry potter, big bang theory, brokeback mountain, pirates of the caribbean (?), secret window, twilight (alicexjasper ONLY), final fantasy x, death note, original work, jumper

enjoys .x. manga, video games, writing, reading, listening to music, playing guitar, dying my hair, taking pictures, putting on make up, shopping, pokemon, teh intoobutz, my friends, still-life drawing, playing board games with myself

dislikes .x. getting into fights, kids, anteaters, library fees, drama

SO THIS IS WHAT IS GOING ON.

Winter break is here, but I'm not going to be home. So I suddenly realized, fuck, I still haven't finished the last chapter of TLtA-- it's rating will be changed to T, as the ending was changed dramatically in the course of writing it. I'll change the rating for Wake Up Call up to T, as people pointed out I used the word fuck 5 times. I swear to God, I did not realize it. =/ Swear words are just regular words to me now. Anyway, i have my handy dandy little flash drive that's hanging on my wrist right now, and I'm going to transfer a few files onto it afterwards. And then when i'm at my Grandma's, I'm actually going to put it on my portable hard drive, as it has way more space than this flash drive. Oh, and I forgot to mention that the portable hard drive is actually mine, while I'm just supposed to be using this flash drive that I borrowed from my father from school, because I was convinced that I came into class with a portable hard drive rougly the size of my hand with crazy rated R movies like Party Monster on it, a few people might start worrying.

Regardless, I'm hoping to update at least that over winter break.

Vandalism, not only as a result of it's crappy title, might be abandoned. I might re-write it, or at least parts, or something, because at some point I managed to lose track of what I was supposed to do with that story and it just turned into crap. Anyway, as I'm not sure at the moment, we're leaving that definite hiatus, at least.

Light At The End of The Tunnel is like. Oh God, I don't know what that story is. I liked it, and my friend Marley liked it! I just couldn't seem to capture what I was trying to go for there. If I continue it, which I really do want to do, trust me, since the plotline made me :> and :

Do Not Enter Signs Lie is NOT on hiatus; I got a little discouraged because no one was reading it, and I was really writing it with the intentions of it turning to be this really epic story, but I don't think that's going happen. In the beginning, I said it would be really epic and horribly long, so I've decided to actually divide it up into three parts, and I might just start writing all three at the same time. However, no, considering-- well, you know what. Whatever. I don't thinkt hey'll need to be read in order, if you don't want to read them though.

Too Late To Apologize is what I'm working on right now. I know where I'm going with the ending, finally, and it was one of those very rare stories that I read over and went, huh, it wasn't that bad. I did headdesk when I realized I wrote 'never mined' instead of 'nevermind', but regardless. That should be up soon, I hope.

I will be starting a new Secret Window fan fiction that I started a really long time ago, except I'm going to re-write it. MortxOC, which is pretty typical considering no one liked any of the other characters anyway. oyea& small cast. I'm not sure whether or not Ill be following the plotline of the book or the movie (and for anyone who's read the book, we'll omit the ending ending ending, where that one thing happens, trying not to major spoilers considering everyone major spoilered Death Note for me the other day and it PISSED ME OFF-- what was I saying?)

Fandoms that I'm slowly trying to ease into are Brokeback Mountain, however I can't stand AU in Brokeback Mountain. The only thing I can stand that in is Ryden, and that's probably because I don't know much about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie, but anyway.

oyea& Big Bang Theory coming sometime soon, whenever I get some inspiration next.

And after I finish the series, be prepared for a fuckload of L/Light fan fiction for Death Note, and a whole helluva lot of Yuna/Tidus for Final Fantasy X, even though I epically fail at video games and probably will never beat it.

If you can't say anything good about someone, sit right here by me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth

Always be a first rate version of yourself, and not a second rate version of someone else.
- Judy Garland

There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth.
— Agnes Repplier

Be as smart as you can, but remember that it is always better to be wise than to be smart.
— Alan Alda

There is really nothing more to say -- except why. But since why is difficult to handle, one must take refuge in how.
— Toni Morrison

I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.
— Oscar Wilde

To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.
— Quentin Crisp

After all it is those who have a deep and real inner life who are best able to deal with the irritating details of outer life.
— Evelyn Underhill

Stop and consider! Life is but a day;
A fragile dew-drop on its perilous way
From a tree’s summit.
— John Keats

Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
— Al Franken

Almost always, the creative dedicated minority has made the world better.
— Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it.
— Helen Keller


Check out my livejournal for original work and things I didn't feel like posting on ffnet!

http://wilchel.livejournal.com

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1. Elven Wine
Sam/Frodo slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,252 - Published: 9-14-09 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete
2. Do Not Enter Signs Lie » reviews
Assume the war took a wrong turn, Voldemort won, and the world is falling to pieces-- both muggle and magical. Blast of the past, stuck in the future, only one person can save the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,473 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 5-27-08 - Sirius B. & OC
3. The McQuaid Brothers reviews
Doug thinks about the McQuaid brothers. Slash. Oneshot. Sort of drabble-y.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-15-09 - Complete
4. How To Quit You reviews
Jack's dying thoughts.
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 601 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete
5. Living Proof reviews
Set during Orpheus 3.3 - Tom/Doug slash.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-6-09 - Complete
6. Distinction reviews
Johanna/Anthony drabble - In the end, it turned out Johanna couldn’t love Anthony.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-9-09 - Johanna B. & Anthony H.
7. Not So Happily Ever After reviews
Oneshot. Slash. Jasper/Edward. Before Edward meets Bella. Jasper and Edward don't see eye to eye. Rated for slash and swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-14-09 - Edward & Jasper - Complete
8. Good Time at Your Expense reviews
El's got a question to ask - my first attempt at OUaTiM fandom. Rated T for slash and some swearing.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-22-09 - Complete
9. Second Chances reviews
When Leonard gets dumped by his girlfriend, only one person seems to care about him.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-26-09 - Complete
10. Too Late to Apologize » reviews
TAKEN OF THE M RATING. FINISHED, omg. Ficlet based on a cover of 'Apologize' originally by OneRepublic by New Atlantic and Charlotte Sometimes. Doug made a mistake. That's all I'm saying, as far as summaries go.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,732 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1-23-09 - Published: 9-15-08 - Complete
11. Jumping To Conclusions reviews
He didn't care if it was going to turn out to be complicated. Seeing Jack every now and then would make up for all of that. - My first shot at Brokeback Mountain?
Brokeback Mountain - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-10-09 - Complete
12. Nobody Else Matters reviews
This made me realize something; I wasn't going to ever leave Doug just because of someone else's opinion.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-21-08 - Complete
13. Just Friends, Just Lovers reviews
It was all thrown out into the open now. All or nothing.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-20-08 - Complete
14. Everything We Had reviews
One-shot. Slash. Sirius/Remus. Takes place during POA. Remus considers his feelings about Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,239 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-18-08 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete
15. Wake Up Call reviews
I was beginning to think you weren't coming out." Tom/Doug. Takes place in the beginning of the relationship.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-08 - Complete
16. Imperfect Enough reviews
Jalice! One-shot, filler for BD. Fluff. Alice just needs to think.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9-24-08 - Alice & Jasper - Complete
17. In Hogwarts reviews
A prepositional poem, written for school. Implied Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 101 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-10-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete
18. Vandalism » reviews
WORKING TITLE;; give me ideas. The McQuaid brothers are working on a case with some kids who find entertainment in spray-painting death threats on the walls of elementary and middle schools. Small amount of slash, enough to satisfy me. Mentions of abuse.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,420 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 8-23-08 - Published: 6-2-08
19. One Week reviews
One week after Doug hits Tom. Oh my God, I feel like a real bad person making that happen. Tom/Doug. Lots of boyxboy touching.
21 Jump Street - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-08 - Complete
20. Comfortable reviews
Just a little Tom/Doug thing I wrote when I was on vacation. Hand-wrote. And then typed it out for you. You better enjoy it.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-08 - Complete
21. Light At the End of the Tunnel » reviews
Doug's grievance after Tom is hit by a car and falls into a coma. Stupid summaries.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,665 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-12-08 - Published: 6-9-08
22. Fear and Fireworks reviews
An extremely, extremely late Tom/Doug fic about the fourth of July. And, uh, fireworks.
21 Jump Street - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-08 - Complete
23. Good Intentions reviews
Tom brings Doug over to his mother's, intent on telling her that they're gay. Obviously, slash. Hanhall or TomDoug. Whatever you call it. One-shot.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-9-08 - Complete
24. Red Like Rubies reviews
ONE-SHOT. PARODY. I'm making fun of Sweenett in this one, just so you know. Sweeney is prepared to tell Mrs. Lovett how he feels about her.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,504 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-24-08 - Complete
25. Happy Birthday! reviews
Doug's got a surprise for Tom on his birthday! And it's definitely not what you think you thought it would be. Hanhall slash.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 6-2-08 - Complete
26. Making the First Move 101 reviews
Le grawr. It's called Hanhall and it's the hottest thing since TOAST.
21 Jump Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete
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