| just-another-generic-emo-kid |
Author has written 35 stories for Supernatural, Naruto, and Prince of Tennis. Name: just-another-generic-emo-kid Age: 15! Gender: Female Birth Date: 10/29 So, I'm redoing this whole bio thing. Again. Okay. Now that I've officially been a member of FFN for a year (hell yeah), I guess it's time to change a few things, eh? Okay, so basically to sum myself up, I'm a laid-back kinda girl and I really don't care what you do or how you act so long as you don't get all bitchy and annoying. I get enough of that at school, mmkay? Alright. Uhm, other than that I'm a pretty open book so feel free to PM me and all that shiz. Er, Yeah. Some people are squicked by yaoi, smut and group-pairings. Me? I say 'Bring it on. I'll make it even sexier.' Interests: writing, reading, comedy, art. I'm sure I have others but I'm open to just about anything, so yeah. Hm. Music: AC/DC, The Academy Is..., Aerosmith, AFI, Aimee Mann and Michael Penn, Alesana, Alkaline Trio, The All-American Rejects, All Time Low, Allister, Alphabeat, Alter Bridge, American Hi-Fi, Ape Fight, Aqualung, Armor for Sleep, Avenged Sevenfold, Barenaked Ladies, Bill Richini, Blink-182, Bloodhound Gang, Bon Jovi, Bowling for Soup, Boys Like Girls, The Bravery, Buckcherry, Bullet For My Valentine, The Cab, Cheap Trick, Chris Cornell, Cobra Starship, Coldplay, The Corrs, Counting Crows, The Cure, Cute Is What We Aim For, D12, Darren Hayes, Daughtry, Dave Melilo, Death Cab for Cutie, The Delays, The Devil Wears Prada, Dishwalla, The Dollyrots, Dragonforce, The Dresden Dolls, The Early November, Emerson Hart, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, The Features, Flyleaf, Foo Fighters, The Fray, From First to Last, Gary Lightbody and Lisa Hannigan, Godsmack, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Green Day, Guns N Roses, HIM, Halifax, Hellogoodbye, Hinder, Hot Hot Heat, House of Fools, Houston Calls, Howie Day, The Hush Sound, INXS, Jars of Clay, Jensen Ackles and Jason Manns, Jimmy Eat World, Jon McLaughlin, Jonny Lang, Josh Ritter, Joshua Radin, KANE, Katy Perry, Kill Hannah, KISS, Lady Sovereign, LFO, Linkin Park, Lit, Living Color, Madina Lake, Marcy Playground, Mates of State, Matt Nathanson, MC Lars, McFly, The Medic Droid, Metro Station, Mute Math, My Chemical Romance, Nickelback, Nirvana, Noise Ratchet, The Offspring, OK Go, Our Lady Peace, Panic at the Disco, Paramore, The Perishers, Plain White T's, Powerspace, Puddle of Mudd, The Ramones, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, Relient K, Saosin, Say Anything, Scary Kids Scaring Kids, The Secret 6, Seether, Self Against City Senses Fail, Silverstein, Simple Plan, Slipknot, Smash Mouth, Snow Patrol, Socratic, Sonichrome, The Spill Canvas, A Static Lullaby, Steve Carlson, Styx, Sugarcult, Taking Back Sunday, Tantric, The Tears, Three Days Grace, Tori Amos, The Used, Van Halen, Vengaboys, The Verve, The Weepies, Weezer, The Widupdeads, Yael Naim, Yellow Card, 30 Seconds to Mars, Super Junior, Dong Bang Shin Ki, Dir en Grey, Street Drum Corps, Atreyu, 10 Years, Hawthorne Heights, Brokencyde, Gym Class Heroes, Mindless Self-Indulgence, Rage Against the Machine, Ashes Divide. Television: Supernatural, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Headbangers Ball, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Southpark, Scrubs, Drake&Josh, CSI, Psych, Boondocks Anime/Manga: Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Inuyasha, Princess Princess, Gravitation, Prince of Tennis, Bleach, Fruits Basket, Junjou Romantica Movies: Jackass 1&2, Little Miss Sunshine, Disturbia, Narnia, Harry Potter 1-5, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, meet the Spartans, What Happens in Vegas, Waiting, Lord of the Rings Books: Harry Potter 1-7, The Hobbit, Lois Duncan (Gallow's Hill, The Gift of Magic, Ransom, Killing Mr. Griffin, Stranger With My Face, Locked In Time), A Wrinkle In Time, A Swiflty Tilting Planet, Many Waters, A Series of Unfortunate Events 1-13, Stephen King, The Bell Jar, War of the Worlds, A Mango-Shaped Space, all books by Sarah Dessen, Cynthia Voigt, Time Window and Pretty Little Liars Youtube Subscriptions: ShaneDawsonTV, SwiftKarateChop, KoiCosplay, FightingDreamersPro, FueledByRamen (go check them out...go!) Quotes By Other People: Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately, it kills all of its students. -Robin Williams The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. -Robert Bloch Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -Homer Simpson You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Unknown Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway. -Joey Adams Anything can be made into yaoi. To us, two men talking is yaoi. -someone on Deviantart Do not meddle in the affairs of slashers for you are cute and go well with other men. -An icon on Deviantart Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. -William Congreve, author of "The Mourning Bride" Though I am not naturally honest, I am sometimes by chance. -William Shakepeare. Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity. -Hanlon's Razor Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example. -Mark Twain I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death, your right to say it. -Voltaire My Fandoms: Supernatural, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Kingdom Hearts, South Park, Harry Potter, Ouran, Prince of Tennis, Scrubs, CSI, and a few others, but they're more minor. Anything saved in my favorites is bound to be good and slash/yaoi/shonen-ai-filled! My Pairings: Naruto: SasuNaru NejiGaa SasuSaiNaru NejiSasuGaaNaru (Yes, there is a story about this pairing, it's called When I Die, Cremate My Computer. Go read it!) KakaIru SasoTobiDei KisaIta ItaSasu ItaSasuNaru ItaKyuu Ouran: HikaKao MoriHunni TamaKyou Scrubs: JDCox JDCoxJanitor Supernatural: Wincest, Sam/Dean. End story. CSI: NickGreg NickGregWarrick (srsly.) South Park: StanKyle KennyButters CraigTweek StanKyleKenny Prince of Tennis: THE OT5 (SandaxTezukaxAtobexFujixEchizen) THE OT6 (OT5+Yukimura) Golden Pair Royal Pair Pillar Pair Fuji-cest Echizen-cest (RyogaxRyoma, yep.) Harry Potter: DracoxHarry SiriusxRemus FredxGeorge FredxGeorgexLee I also read bandom and RPS over on LJ. Yeah, I mostly have no life to speak of. Well, nothing I want to speak of. Did I just end a sentence with a preposition? Whatever. Shit. Yeah, bye. (How do you end these things? It just keeps going and going so I guess I'll just end it abruptly, like this.) One last note: I don't like/support/fangirl over Twilight. I actually pretty much hate it and what it does to people. Also, it doesn't seem to acknowledge logic whatsoever. (Okay, because I don't want to have to rewrite a disclaimer every time I post something, here it is, and it applies to all of my stories. PLEASE NOTE: I will be out of commission for up to a week and a half (hopefully less). Apparently my computer has some virus and needs to get cleaned up a bit. This, unfortunately, means NO UPDATES. Maybe I'll hand wright some stuff while suffering my yaoi/technology withdrawal and post it when I get my computer back. Otherwise, see you guys soon! (I never realized how much graphic yaoi I had on my computer. Is it still considered gay porn if the characers are from an anime? sweatdrop) | |||||||||
1. A Different Kind of Workout » reviewsGym!OT5. There's a sexy new gym manager. And our four favorite semes want him.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 99 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 5-10-082. How To: SasuNaru » reviewsA must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,557 - Reviews: 392 - Updated: 2-7-09 - Published: 11-20-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.3. Silver Band reviewsRyoma is usually disappointed after the New Year is hailed in. This year is a bit different. OT5Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete4. Years reviewsThe way Sasuke and Naruto celebrate the New Year. Two different New Years at different times. Probably AU. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete5. Suspicions of a Gay Nature reviewsOr, alternately titled, baby pictures. All fluff here, and humor. With some naughty language thrown in for fun. Ryoma is suspicious of his boyfriends. OT5Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete6. Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto reviewsKind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete7. I'm Sleeping With My Clothes On reviewsSasuke can't remember last night, but Naruto's gone and the house is a wreck. And the room won't stop spinning. OneShot SasuNaru. I wrote angst!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete8. Crashed Closer reviewsSasuNaru Sasuke and Naruto hit the club scene and get a little more into it than expected.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. Flavalicious reviewsRyoma has this thing about grapes. It doesn't really hold much importance, except when it does. OT5Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete10. Common Knowledge » reviewsEveryone knows about SasuNaru. Mostly, anyway. But how do they know? Sasuke and Naruto are always careful...right? Yeah, sure. Should I make another chapter?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.11. Kiss the Fish Boy » reviewsSasuNaru. A mermaid falls in love, gains legs from a witch and maybe gets a kiss. And also, in a lot of trouble.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-1-08 - Published: 5-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.12. I Write Porn Not Plot reviewsOneshot SasuNaru. Based on the song, I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! Wedding!fic, but not like you'd think. Unrequited SasuSaku. Happy sappy ending.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. I'm Gonna Make It reviewsWhoosh. Plop. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete14. I Touch Myself reviewsSasuke likes watching. And touching. Sasunaru.Naruto - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete15. Same Old Song And Dance » reviewsSasuNaru. Other pairings. Threeshot. No yaoi until the third part. I think. Anyway, chibis in the first part.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.16. World Domination reviewsItaKisa. Itachi has awesome dreams.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-9-08 - Itachi U. - Complete17. I Wanna Be A Ninja reviewsNinjas! Fuji and Ryoma play around with towels wrapped around there heads. They are totally ninjas. But instead of huntingtheir prey, the get hunted. OT5.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-21-08 - Complete18. Polar Opposite, Kinda reviewsA giant metaphor and a bunch of similes. And some perverted reference. Oh! And kids. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete19. Sasuke and Naruto's Giant List of Kink reviewsJust what the title says. One of the most perverted things I've written as of yet.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete20. Once Upon A Time reviewsPrince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-29-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete21. An Unnecessary Gift reviewsNejiShika. Shikamaru gets Neji a gift that isn't really needed. There's also mentions of InoHina, TemaSaku, SasuGaaNaruMerry Christmas and other holidays!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-07 - Neji H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete22. We Are Never Gonna Grow Up reviewsOT5, because what other PoT pairing do I do? Just a drabblething 304 words about the fivesome's childish antics which,as we all know, always lead to SEX.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete23. My Morning After reviewsSasuSaiNaru. Yes, I am kinda addicted to this pairing. so here is a oneshot in which Naruto is confused, Sasuke and Sai are grumpy, Shikamaru is Shikamaru and Sakura is skeptical. With a slight twist at the end. Hehe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-16-07 - Naruto U. - Complete24. Atobe's Kimono reviewsOT5. Atobe wears a kimono and uses his awesome seduction powers to instigate and orgy. PG13. Oneshot.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 503 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete25. The Birds and the Bees OT5 Style » reviewsRyoma doesn't understand the intricacies of gay sex. So he seeks help. OT5 and it may get a little PG13 or higher...I'm not sure yet. But there will be around seven chapter. Okay.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete26. I Swear You Wouldn't Be So Lonely reviewsThe title has nothing to do with the story. Originally it did. But then my Naruto muse ran away with ideas..so there. Okay. Naru gets sick chaos ensues. SasuSaiNaru. NejiShika. KakaIru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-20-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete27. Based on a Truth or Dare Decision Making reviewsKunoichi are conniving, evil things. Truth or dare is the devil's game. And everyone is fucked, literally. And the women are perverts. SasuNaruSai. GaaLee. ShikaNejiChoji. KankuroSibaShino. Oneshot. Is just a little weird drabble thing with little plot.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-15-07 - Complete28. Fifteen Ways Winchesters Annoy Each Other » reviewsSam annoys Dean. Dean annoy Sam. WINCEST!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-13-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete29. 20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata reviewsSakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 11-11-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete30. Picnics Are For Girls reviewsSam wants to go on a picnic. Dean wants to watch porn, drink or have sex with his brother. Wincest.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete31. Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto reviewsTwenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete32. Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke reviewsSasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 11-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete33. Ten Terrible Days According To Sam reviewsThe boys get cursed for ten days. Dean becomes pregnant, a woman and a mermain merman!. Sam is mute, old and a country singer.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-8-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete34. Fucking Dean's Jealous Ass reviewsA followup to the Why Gay Waiters Suck. This is The Sex.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-5-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete35. Why Gay Waiters Suck By Dean Winchester reviewsDean gets jealous. And Sammy is smug. And sex is implied.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-4-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete