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Author has written 36 stories for Supernatural, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, and Het Huis Anubis/House of Anubis. Hey, everyone. I've been gone for a long time...and I'm not sure I'll be returning full force anytime soon. But I would like to clear up a few things: 1. I will finish Different Kind of Workout. Eventually. 2. I am still writing, I just don't have as much time as I would like. 3. How To: SasuNaru is still not back on full-force. I'm working on another chapter but don't expect regular updates unless I state otherwise. Feel free to PM for any questions not addressed. Thanks. Fandoms: Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Naruto, Prince of Tennis, X-Men, Avengers, The Social Network, Inception, Supernatural, Franklin&Bash, New Girl, Leverage, Royal Pains, Psych, Scrubs, House of Anubis, House, Charmed, Glee, Community, Sherlock, Merlin, Star Trek, Chronicles of Narnia, Eureka, Phineas and Ferb, Boondock Saints, TMNT, Suits, South Park, Sky High, Covenant, Junjou Romantica, Gravitation, and various RPS/RPF and bands (One Direction, I'm not even kidding). Feel free to PM to talk/squeal/prompt. I won't promise that I'll fill it, because I am notoriously awful at that. But I'll definitely give it a shot! Contact: You can PM here if you want. Or my tumblr is Jagek16 (mostly fandom/funny reblogs but I'm on at least once a day), my blog Otherhater on blogspot (I post there once a day), my livejournal is Live-in-maid (no fandom posts and not a good way to talk to me, but I have it and I'd be happy to have more LJ friends) and my deviantart is lovelysmurf (terrible way to contact me as it's mostly just for me to save my favorite art and I don't actually post anything there, but I do have one). My Username: You know, I've gone back and forth on changing my username. I'm not the same uh...seventh grader (I think, Jesus, I've been on here for a long time) who chose it. I'm not the same angsty kid. Hell, I'd probably punch younger-me in the face if I had to talk to her for any length of time. I'm not emo or whatever. I'm actually very, very average. So while the name doesn't really apply any longer, I have decided to keep it. It's what I'm known as and it's a nod at my first foray into fanfiction. So, in the spirit of nostalgia, the name stays. Not that anyone but me really cares, but just for clarification. DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything nor am I affiliated with any of the creators. I'm don't make any money. The characters aren't mine, I'm just playing with them and fully intend to return them undamaged. Don't sue? All you'll get is a couple pairs of heels and a pack of gum. | |||||
1. The Secret Not Uncovered » reviewsJust what is the relationship between the Chosen One and the Osirian? Eddie/NinaHet Huis Anubis/House of Anubis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,804 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 2-15-13 - Published: 3-10-12 - Eddie M. & Nina M.2. Good Morning reviewsSasuke is sleepy and Naruto is definitely not.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-23-12 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete3. Kiss the Fish Boy » reviewsSasuNaru. A mermaid falls in love, gains legs from a witch and maybe gets a kiss. And also, in a lot of trouble.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-21-12 - Published: 5-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.4. How To: SasuNaru » reviewsA must have guide for all adorably dysfunctional couples. Rated M for later chapters. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,303 - Reviews: 444 - Updated: 10-30-11 - Published: 11-20-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.5. Domesticity Makes Me Sick reviewsThey don't even kiss. But is is sweet. This may or may not be loosely base on the Friends them song.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 874 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-29-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.6. A Different Kind of Workout » reviewsGym!OT5. There's a sexy new gym manager. And our four favorite semes want him.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,056 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 6-11-09 - Published: 5-10-087. Silver Band reviewsRyoma is usually disappointed after the New Year is hailed in. This year is a bit different. OT5Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 496 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete8. Years reviewsThe way Sasuke and Naruto celebrate the New Year. Two different New Years at different times. Probably AU. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-31-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete9. Suspicions of a Gay Nature reviewsOr, alternately titled, baby pictures. All fluff here, and humor. With some naughty language thrown in for fun. Ryoma is suspicious of his boyfriends. OT5Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-08 - Complete10. Twenty Things About Uchiha Naruto reviewsKind of a sequel to my other two fics.Um, Sasuke pretty much still owns Naruto. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 12-15-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete11. I'm Sleeping With My Clothes On reviewsSasuke can't remember last night, but Naruto's gone and the house is a wreck. And the room won't stop spinning. OneShot SasuNaru. I wrote angst!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-18-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete12. Crashed Closer reviewsSasuNaru Sasuke and Naruto hit the club scene and get a little more into it than expected.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-22-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete13. Flavalicious reviewsRyoma has this thing about grapes. It doesn't really hold much importance, except when it does. OT5Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-20-08 - Complete14. Common Knowledge » reviewsEveryone knows about SasuNaru. Mostly, anyway. But how do they know? Sasuke and Naruto are always careful...right? Yeah, sure. Should I make another chapter?Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-13-08 - Published: 6-1-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.15. I Write Porn Not Plot reviewsOneshot SasuNaru. Based on the song, I Write Sins Not Tragedies by Panic! Wedding!fic, but not like you'd think. Unrequited SasuSaku. Happy sappy ending.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-12-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete16. I'm Gonna Make It reviewsWhoosh. Plop. SasuNaruNaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-26-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete17. I Touch Myself reviewsSasuke likes watching. And touching. Sasunaru.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 919 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 4-23-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete18. Same Old Song And Dance » reviewsSasuNaru. Other pairings. Threeshot. No yaoi until the third part. I think. Anyway, chibis in the first part.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,770 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-15-08 - Published: 2-2-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.19. World Domination reviewsItaKisa. Itachi has awesome dreams.Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-9-08 - Itachi U. - Complete20. I Wanna Be A Ninja reviewsNinjas! Fuji and Ryoma play around with towels wrapped around there heads. They are totally ninjas. But instead of huntingtheir prey, the get hunted. OT5.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-21-08 - Complete21. Polar Opposite, Kinda reviewsA giant metaphor and a bunch of similes. And some perverted reference. Oh! And kids. SasuNaru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-08 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete22. Sasuke and Naruto's Giant List of Kink reviewsJust what the title says. One of the most perverted things I've written as of yet.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-8-08 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete23. Once Upon A Time reviewsPrince Sasuke has to get married. Or screwed. Mostly? Screwed. Uchihacest. Hinted GaaNaru. Warning: Incest and Language! And crack. Lots and lots of crack.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 12-29-07 - Itachi U. & Sasuke U. - Complete24. An Unnecessary Gift reviewsNejiShika. Shikamaru gets Neji a gift that isn't really needed. There's also mentions of InoHina, TemaSaku, SasuGaaNaruMerry Christmas and other holidays!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-23-07 - Neji H. & Shikamaru N. - Complete25. We Are Never Gonna Grow Up reviewsOT5, because what other PoT pairing do I do? Just a drabblething 304 words about the fivesome's childish antics which,as we all know, always lead to SEX.Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 312 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-16-07 - Complete26. My Morning After reviewsSasuSaiNaru. Yes, I am kinda addicted to this pairing. so here is a oneshot in which Naruto is confused, Sasuke and Sai are grumpy, Shikamaru is Shikamaru and Sakura is skeptical. With a slight twist at the end. Hehe.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-16-07 - Naruto U. - Complete27. Atobe's Kimono reviewsOT5. Atobe wears a kimono and uses his awesome seduction powers to instigate and orgy. PG13. Oneshot.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-9-07 - Complete28. The Birds and the Bees OT5 Style » reviewsRyoma doesn't understand the intricacies of gay sex. So he seeks help. OT5 and it may get a little PG13 or higher...I'm not sure yet. But there will be around seven chapter. Okay.Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 12-6-07 - Published: 11-22-07 - Complete29. I Swear You Wouldn't Be So Lonely reviewsThe title has nothing to do with the story. Originally it did. But then my Naruto muse ran away with ideas..so there. Okay. Naru gets sick chaos ensues. SasuSaiNaru. NejiShika. KakaIru.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-20-07 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete30. Fifteen Ways Winchesters Annoy Each Other » reviewsSam annoys Dean. Dean annoy Sam. WINCEST!Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-13-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete31. 20 Things About Sasunaru By: Sakura, Ino, Hinata reviewsSakura, Ino and Hinata write a list of twenty things about Sasuke and Naruto. The couple finds it and things aren't pretty. Though, they are funny.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 11-11-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete32. Picnics Are For Girls reviewsSam wants to go on a picnic. Dean wants to watch porn, drink or have sex with his brother. Wincest.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-10-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete33. Twenty Things About Sasuke By Uzumaki Naruto reviewsTwenty things Naruto wants everyone to know about Sasuke.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 11-9-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete34. Twenty Things About Naruto By Uchiha Sasuke reviewsSasuNaru. Twenty things about Naruto that Sasuke wants everyone to know.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 87 - Published: 11-8-07 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete35. Ten Terrible Days According To Sam reviewsThe boys get cursed for ten days. Dean becomes pregnant, a woman and a mermain merman!. Sam is mute, old and a country singer.Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 11-8-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete36. Why Gay Waiters Suck By Dean Winchester reviewsDean gets jealous. And Sammy is smug. And sex is implied.Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-4-07 - Sam W. & Dean W. - Complete
