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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter. "He's Trouble. Nothing but Trouble."- Emrys, The Lost Years of Merlin Greetings. I see you have found my lair. Come on in, but be careful not to bang your head on the stoop. Take no notice of the clothes scattered across the floor, and be sure to avoid the missing tiles in the fifth story bathroom. Stalkers, to be kind, I will not show you to the door. Instead, you will be introduced to the sixth story window. Don't worry, there are plenty of Dumpsters, trash bags, and sharp, pointy objects to break your fall. I've seen other writers do this, so here goes: Stuff About Me: Name: I prefer not to tell you this. Instead, try the safer way that in most cases will NOT call for disembowelment; call me NbT, Doofus, Zatchbell996, Trouble, Idiot, Creature, or other pet names. Motto: Iens Nusquam... Vere Velox (Going Nowhere... Really Fast.) Favorite Authors: HANS HOLZER!!, J. K. Rowling, T. A. Barron, Rick Riordan, James Patterson, Darren Shan, Suzanne Collins, Stephenie Meyer, Garth Nix, Diane Curtis Regan, and Gordan Korman. Not in any particular order. Ships I Sail: Harry Potter: Ginny/Harry, Neville/Luna, Remus/Tonks, Hermione/Ron, James/Lily, sometimes Harry/Hermione, if it's well written. I'm sorry for people who support these pairings, it's just that I can't stand them. Favorite Mangas: XS Hybrid, D N Angel, Shugo Chara!, St. Lunatic High, Vampire Knight. Star Sign: Taurus Appearance: Light brown hair, many freckles, sunburn on shoulders, thighs, and face, Caucasian skin, deep blue/gray/green eyes, sarcastic smile, slightly wrinkled forehead, sticky-outey ears, Five foot two inches, can be mainly found with a book in her hand, and is usually telling a joke or laughing at a story. Wanted for 2.50. Pets: Fiona: Golden Retriever. Female. Around five months old. Likes to eat my sandwiches. Nickname: Jaws. RIP Sammy! My first hamster, black and white, died spring, 2006 of a cold. Just as we found it was a girl. WE'LL NEVER FORGET YOU!! Original Characters I Hold in High Esteem: Kiwi Murphy, Lila, Alli, Eve, Gabby, Jenna, Laura Weatherer, Addy Mae, Random Facts on Trouble and her Crazy Family: Trouble's first word was, in fact, leedle-leedle-leedle, which means banana. Her youngest sister's first word was umbrella. Trouble suffers from thanatophobia and aichmophobia (fear of death and needles). Once, on Easter, Trouble's mom accidentally chucked a yo-yo at Trouble's head whilst Trouble was checking her e-mail. Her hamster, Coconut, scares her cat, Guinness. Trouble's "friends", Queen Lizard, Light of Red Moonshine, and Penblender '95 once bound her with jump ropes, gagged her with cheese puffs, and threw Trouble enjoys putting "Kick Me" signs on the backs of herself as well as others. Once, while playing basketball, Trouble was sat upon. Trouble enjoys speaking of herself in the third person. Trouble's basketball team was called the Nerd Herd. Once, to see what the fuss was all about, Trouble took a cold shower. Five minutes later, she jumped out at top speed, shivering like a stalled truck engine and declaring through her vibrating teeth that she would never take one again. Needless to say, three months later (i.e. July eighth, 2008) she completely forgot about her fiercely chattered out delaration of three months ago and hopped in to yet another frigid shower. She finished even quicker than in April. She claims that she'll never ever ever do it again, but we of the management (a.k.a. the muses, or as Trouble refers to us, the squirrels) are betting on the next occurrence. William is most likely as betting a floppity jillion dollars on October eighty-fifth was the best guess we made. Trouble is a huge bookworm (As in, starting the Nancy Drew series in Kindergarten.) William wishes to stop being criticised for his bet. After all, it IS the most likely. Trouble used to think Kindergarten was where evil teachers grew mindless robots on farms. Now, she realizes it was true. Quotes of the Random Kind: "Interesting theory. Has anyone ever tried sticking a sword in Voldemort?"- Harry, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. "Stupid, shiny Volvo owner." Bella, Twilight "You were born an original. Don't die a copy."~ John Mason Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis "Bring on the blood and guts!" - Bella, New Moon "I don't like lollipops." - Artemis Fowl, Artemis Fowl If you don't like the way I'm driving, YOU come get these handcuffs off! If you are close enough to read this, I am close enough to slam on my brakes and sue you. Don't look back, they might be gaining on you. Drive defensively - buy a tank. Don't make me mad - I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. I may be slow but I'm ahead of you! On the back of an old pickup: If this truck was a horse, I'd have to shoot it. I brake for tailgaters. Hard. If you can read this, you are in taser range. -The above are from Bumper Stickers for Your Car or Truck! "Bella? How opposed are you to grand theft auto?" -Alice, New Moon I refuse to see them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. - Janette Barber Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Louis Hector Berlioz ~ Stupidity got us into this mess... So why can't it get us out? ~ Think about it! In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday. ~ I always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it. ~ Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. ~ I plan on living forever... So far, so good. ~ I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it. ~ On the other hand, you have different fingers. ~ Back up my hard drive? How do I put it in reverse? -The above are from Fun Bumper Stickers An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. ~Gene Perret Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: 'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.' On an Electrician's truck: 'Let us remove your shorts. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.- Funny Quotes Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. -Funny Quotes Q: What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague. He who hesitates is probably right. If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody. If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame. The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble. -The above are from Thoughts for Today On a Plumber's truck: 'We repair what your husband fixed.' In a Non-smoking Area: 'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.' It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.- Funny Quotes When I die, I want to go peacefully, like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. - Funny Quotes Bumper Stickers - The Proverbs of Life... A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused. Countless Number Of People Have Eaten In This Kitchen and Gone On To Lead Normal Lives No Husband Has Ever Been Shot While Doing The Dishes Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. On a Maternity Room door: 'Push. Push. Push.' At an Optometrist's Office: 'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.' On a Fence: 'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!' Typing is something I fairly good at as you can see by my lightning speed and flawless spelling. Grammar me not so good.- Thor Ramsey The wireless industry has always maintained that there is no link between mobile phones and strangers hitting you in the face. - Crosswalk.com Outside a Muffler Shop: 'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.' Look, if I use periods that means I have to use the shift key to capitalize the next word. Plus, periods and commas imply thinking and thinking implies working at what you're doing. Not for me. -Thor Ramsey In a Veterinarian's waiting room: 'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!' If your wife wants to learn to drive, don't stand in her way. - Funny Quotes The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby's grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida . ~Dave Barry I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense. ~Gene Perret A Chicago Radiator Shop: 'Best place in town to take a leak.' There is a holiday the day after Christmas day called "Boxing Day." After spending a week with your relatives and in-laws, how appropriately named -- because if I have to spend another hour with you people there's going to be a "Head Butt Day". -Thor Ramsey In the front yard of a Funeral Home: 'Drive carefully. We'll wait.' Sign on the back of Septic Tank Truck: 'Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises' A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. -Douglas Adams It's amazing how grandparents seem so young once you become one. ~Unknown If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," then you're the grandma. ~Teresa Bloomingdale Grandchildren don't make a man feel old; it's the knowledge that he's married to a grandmother. ~G. Norman Collie A grandmother is a babysitter who watches the kids instead of the television. ~ Unknown Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric. ~Pam Brown Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Grandaddies have only so many horsey rides in them. ~Gene Perret Would I let a tree hurt you?"- Edward, Twilight. "A good friend will bail you out of jail. "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams "Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams “I’m all for keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of idiots. Let’s start with typewriters.” -Frank Lloyd Wright Grandmothers are just "antique" little girls. ~ Unknown "I wasn't even on the right continent!"- Edward, New Moon. Funny Stories: Number One: After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" Inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem. It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, scratching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain," reported Eve. And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, etc...she felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced". "That's a fair point," replied God, "but it was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away." And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the bushes. Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of Eden. "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?" "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has her ram and the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so alone." God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see... Now where did I put that useless boob?" Now doesn't THAT make more sense than that crap about the rib? Number Two: UCLA professor of philosophy, Dallas Willard said that Jesus Christ is the most intelligent person who ever lived. And this makes me feel better about not finishing college. I never finished college. I would have finished college, but I didn't have an alarm. My intentions were good when I signed up for that eight o'clock class. Looking back, I realize the only way I would have been able to attend a class that early is if my mother was my roommate. My mother was not one to let me sleep in, forever rapping on my bedroom door, "Get up! You're sleeping your life away. Get out of bed! You hear me? You're sleeping your life away." "There's no chance of that happening with you around, mother." My favorite place during college was the library. You could nap there in privacy, but later when people asked what you've been up to you could answer honestly, "I was at the library." I loved the college library. I love the smell of books. Old paperback books have a very distinct smell to them. It's a great smell. If only we could access information by sniffing books. That would be great. But that would mean people with sinus problems would have a learning disability. Actually, I hardly ever read a book before my junior year of high school when I picked up a copy of "The Catcher in the Rye," a book I thought fabulous at the time, but has since become the book of choice for lunatics. I went out and read every other book ever written by J.D. Salinger, which turned out to be only four other books. So, he was a great first author for someone who wasn't accustomed to reading much. When I first started writing, I used to emulate Salinger so my prose was filled with lots of words and phrases like "actually" and "truly" and "incredibly enough, it was at this time in my life, unbeknownst to those who knew me well, that I wrote sentences that, for some reason or the other, contained lots of little asides (actually, what I considered important facts) but never the less, etc." That was my junior year of high school. Before that I made fun of people who studied. (I'm a recovering dumb jock, a subject I will save for a later article, but let me suffice it to say, that there comes a point in every high school football player's career when you realize, "I'm probably not going to go pro, so eventually, I'll have to learn how to read.") My teachers would always say to my mother, "He's not stupid. He's just lazy." How does she know? How does she know I'm not stupid and lazy? Generally, if you're too lazy to read, you're going to be stupid. How do we acquire knowledge anyway? Books? Teachers? Sesame Street? Really how effective is Sesame Street as a teaching device? I grew up with Sesame Street. Yet, while writing this thought down I had to yell to my wife, "Honey, how do you spell Sesame?" "Do you promise to love, cherish and be the personal human spell-checker?" Most people don't like to read, because most people grew up with Sesame Street. I tried to go back to college a few years ago and apparently the requirements have changed. They told me I had to take this certain math class before I would be accepted. Okay, let me get this straight -- I have three years of college, but I can't get into college. That's like getting a letter in the mail, "Due to a new state law your marriage is no longer valid." "But we have three years of marriage under our belt." "Well, if you can't add, what's the point? You'll never get an anniversary straight." "But you don't understand. I have an alarm now." -Thor Ramsey Number Three: A young fellow had just gotten his Driver's Permit. He asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said he'd make a deal with his son. 'You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car.' The son thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it. After about six weeks his father said, 'Son, I've been real proud. You brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm real disappointed that you didn't get your hair cut.' The young man paused a moment, then said: 'You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even a strong argument that Jesus had long hair. To this his father replied, 'Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?' Number Four: Well, I just got married eleven years ago. After only a week of dating, my wife told me that she loved me. And of course, I said, "Thank you." I actually proposed to my wife by accident. We were both living in Chicago. One night while having dinner she told me she wanted to move back to Michigan. I said, "Well, would you stay in Chicago if we were married?" She said, "Well, we're not married." I said, "Well, if we were." She said, "Well, we're not." I said, "Well, marry me." How romantic. I was in a mall in Wichita, Kansas, buying her an engagement ring when a tornado hit. That'll make you rethink things. "Yeah, I'd like to buy an engagement ring." WHOOSH -- the building shakes, the roof lifts off. "Okay, maybe not." "Lord, what are you trying to say to me? That it's a whirlwind romance? I'm trying to read the signs. It's a tornado -- a large funnel of wind. Is this a mother-in-law joke?" Marriage is a lot like a tornado. If you know your spouse is upset about something you've done, this is called "a tornado watch." This means if you don't watch your behavior until the "tornado watch" passes, then you could cause a tornado. Now, a tornado warning is different than a tornado watch. During a tornado warning someone may call or drop by and you discreetly tell them "you've had an argument." The tornado has been spotted. You need to let your friends know for their own protection. After a tornado occurs in your relationship, there is usually a strange quietness that occurs in the home. You both feel stupid and foolish for acting like weather. If you're in your car when a tornado occurs, do not try to outrun the tornado. This tactic doesn't work because the tornado is usually in the passenger seat or (worst case scenario) behind the wheel. I'm from California where earthquakes are more common than tornados. Relationships often have earthquakes also. The relationship earthquake is caused by an abrupt release of strain that has been building up over a long time. This is where we get the phrase "he really blew his top." If you don't talk to your spouse about things, then a relationship earthquake is quite possible and could cause extensive property damage (mostly dishes flying across the room). The new earthquake safety rule is lay next to something large, like a couch or, if you're outside, your car. This way when a structure collapses the object will incur the blow and there will be what is called a triangle of life where you will be saved. This same rule can be applied to marriage. There is a fight coming. You don't know if it's going to be a tornado or an earthquake, but either way when you have a fight with your wife you should stand next to a couch or a car. (Because you'll be sleeping in one or the other.) Most likely, during the tornado fight, you'll be on the couch. During a tornado fight you're spouse will pace in a circle and let off a lot of steam. During an earthquake fight you will definitely need the car because dishes will be broken, things will be thrown and you'll need the car to drive for stitches. So, if you're married and you feel like your marriage is experiencing a cloudy day, just be thankful it's not a tornado or an earthquake. Before we married, my father-in-law gave us 10,000 and said we could have a wedding or keep the money. I opted for keeping the money. My wife opted for marrying someone else. She said, "We have to have wedding pictures." That can be done without a wedding. Apparently, she wasn't familiar with the concept of pretend. I learned a lot about planning weddings. I learned that something's gone awry if there's a Motel 6 or a Denny's involved. We got married in a little chapel in Ventura, California. It was a hot day, all the doors were open and in the middle of our vows, a Harley drove by causing us to pause. I nearly said, "There's my ride -- gotta go." It's an old stock-line. My wife said she would have walked out had I said it. So, just think -- I wouldn't be married today if I were a hack comedian. Now, I've been married eleven years, we have a four-year-old daughter and last week we bought a station wagon. All the better to lay next to during an earthquake. -Thor Ramsey Number Five: You ever notice whenever your mother messes something up in your life it's always because she was just trying to help? "Mother, I told you -- don't do our laundry when you visit. You shrunk my brand new shirt." "I was just trying to help." You want to tell her to stop helping, but there are times when you actually do need her help, like babysitting for date night. So you have to allow her to ruin various things around the house, so you can continue to date your spouse. My mother-in-law is very, very helpful, too. Put it this way, if you had a spinal injury -- she would move you. Mother-in-law: "You remember when you had a broken back and I moved you thus severing your spinal cord and ruining your chances of ever walking again? Well, I was just trying to help." Another way that our mothers help is by reminding us to wear a jacket outside. Somehow as grownups with children of our own, this concept continues to escape us. We would probably be walking around naked if not for our mother's reminders. "You need to eat something." What is this thing called food, you speak of, mother? To this day, when I visit my mother, she'll brag, "I made your favorite, chicken casserole covered with broken potato chips." "Mother, I don't like chicken casserole." "Since when?" "Mom, I've never liked chicken casserole. I tell you that every time I visit. Remember me? Your son?" Mothers seem to be in denial about what their children like and dislike. My mother can never remember my favorite food from my least favorite foods. This is the one my wife hates the most. When we come home from date night and her mom goes, "I went ahead and did your laundry." She might as well come out and say, "because you're not doing it right." Whether it's meant this way or not doesn't matter. What matters is how my wife interprets it and how her interpretation affects my evening. Please, if you're someone's mother, stop helping your grown children. Somehow, believe it or not, we will survive. Sure, all our clothes will be a faded reddish-pink hue, but that doesn't matter because we usually forget to wear them anyway. Our mothers always want to help, but rarely ask for help. When they do ask for help it's some sort of bizarre request that only comes from people over sixty. You ever have a parent say something like this, "If I ever get that old -- just shoot me?" This was my mother's request. Then, one day my mother-in-law said, "If I ever get that feeble just smother me with a pillow." Everyone in my life over sixty wants me to kill 'em. Like I'm gonna spend the rest of my life in prison because they have a fear of bedpans. Yeah, there's a position I want to get caught in -- holding a pillow over my mother-in-law's head when someone walks in. "What are you doing?" "I was just trying to help." - Thor Ramsey Number Six: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry, Sister, but the flesh is weak.' Upon arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Number Seven: Everyone is conscious of what they eat these days. Men. Women. Our cat has special food that can only be purchased with a prescription. I'm tired of watching what I eat. Can't we all just agree to let ourselves go? There's always someone working out, eating right, messing it up for all of us. Just eat the chocolate bar, and we'll all be free. Watching what you eat has never been more complicated (or simpler). I can't tell which right now. The Atkin's diet seems simple. Even the Protein Wrap has become fairly commonplace. The Protein Wrap is a sandwich without the bread, but wrapped in lettuce. Same price. What do they do with my bread? I paid for it. Give me the bread. It doesn't matter that I'm not going to eat it. It's my bread. I paid for it. They have a tray for spare pennies. Put out a tray for spare bread. Maybe someone wants a starch wrap -- that's bread without the sandwich filling wrapped in crust. I really don't understand the Atkin's diet at all. Let me get this straight. On the Atkin's diet I can eat an entire turkey at every meal and lose weight? But a cookie (which is smaller than a turkey) is more fattening? Shouldn't the smallest food be the least fattening? Why can't it work like that? Then I could go on the M&M diet. People would ask, "How do you stay so thin?" "I don't eat anything larger than a penny. Once in a while I have a box of cookies, but I'm right back on the M&Ms the next day." M&Ms make me happy. I eat when I'm depressed. Most people do. It's a vicious cycle. You're depressed, so you eat which makes you depressed so you eat and pretty soon you realize you're mother's to blame. It all stems from childhood. It's called comfort food. "What's the matter, pumpkin?" "Oh, some kids are picking on me." "Well, have a pie." Think how different our society would be if parents suggested something different. "What's the matter, pumpkin?" "I'm depressed." "Run a marathon." That's right kid. Run until you either cheer up or pass out. Depression would lead to fitness instead of fatness. "Man, I'm depressed." "Let's do some squats." - Thor Ramsey Number Eight: Two Indians and a Tennessee Hillbilly were walking through the woods. All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. 'Wooooo! Wooooo ! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard , 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!' He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Hillbilly was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. The Indian replied ' No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there's a beautiful woman in there waiting for us.' Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Immediately, there was the answer. 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening. The Hillbilly wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, 'Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It's bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!' He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' Like the others, he then heard an answering call,'WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!' The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read... (Get ready, this will kill ya), NAKED HILLBILLY RUN OVER BY TRAIN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENTS! 1.) Ace of Hearts is in jeopardy and is undergoing major revisements because it is horrible! 95 percent of kids are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you are part of the 5 percent that wouldn't mind the other 95 percent jumping off a cliff, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamo, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow 292, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, pirateswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate, Queen, xGabrielaxBoltonx, xEarlySunsetsOverMonroevillex, Mrs. Radcliffe-Efron, xBeautifulbabe405x, LilMisMiley, RavenclawHermione94, uniquegrl7, NothingbutTrouble, 93 percent of teenagers would go into hysterics if someone told them that they were a freak. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 7 percent that would look at the offender oddly and ask them, "And you just noticed that?" If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever slammed into an open door, copy and paste and join the club! If you are over the age of twelve and still like Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similiar, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you'd like to join the protest against crappy, sappy romance fics in which little to no attention is paid to grammar/editing/etc., copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: anonymouse13, therealme1123, Wally-West-Go-Zoom, SilverScreech, Ride on silver wings, mergirl007, duudezilla, JoJoB576, Makmay04, Kyo-Fang, senoritasophia13, melissaeverlasting, NothingButTrouble, Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird Stop the Pairing Wars! !eliforp ruoy otni siht ypoc neht ,sdrawkcab egassem siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have ever forgotten what your name was, copy and paste this into your profile. By reading the aboveposted crud, you have given me temporary access to your innermost thoughts. Yes, I know that you posted your sister's diary online. No, I won't tell anyone. ...Yet. | |||||||||
1. Eucalyptus reviewsRandom drabble. Yes, I have hobos living in my backyard. I. Have. Hobos. Living. In. My. Backyard. And. You. Are. All. Clearly. JEALOUS! HAH!Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7-22-08 - Published: 7-22-082. Ace of Hearts » reviewsLife is like a deck of cards: You play whatever hand you're dealt. But when you don't know the rules of the game, it's hard to stay in the lead. No one ever said you had to, however. Marauder era! Lily's tale.Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,154 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-8-07 - Published: 10-26-07
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