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Mojo817
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since: 10-17-07, id: 1400242, Profile edited: 02-25-08
Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Artemis fowl.

name: Mojo817. wait... oh crud!!! I've forgotten my real name!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Age: hm? oh, that. lost count... AHHHHHH!!!!!!

Favorite fan fic types: Naruto, One Piece, Sherlock Holmes, ARTIMIS FOWL, almost any fantasy book, FMA, maximum ride, edgar allen poe,etc. (Hey! sweet! I can remeber that!)

nicknames: Candy cane (red+white clothes), The Sweet Weasle (or 'the sweezle'.), Holmes (due to my friends nickname, Watson), Mojo-jo-jo (it was unaviodable) and lastly, my personal pet peeve; Ribbs (Don't ask. seriously.)

Likes: ginger snap cookies, cookies, books, naruto, One piece, TV shows, any anime, kaksashi, reading fanfics, reviews(hint, hint) english literature, ZORO!!!, wires, computers, Artimis Fowl, driving people nuts, making faces behind peoples backs, Kakashi, sherlock holmes, Iruka, Dedira, TOBI!!!, Artimis fowl, butler, Holly, FOALY!!!, Nathanial, bartimaius, maximum ride and of course: Kakashi,

Hates: Computers with parental controls, socks for chrismas, Mary Sues, Cold mornings, Bad cooking, Bad imitations, and sugar stuff that makes me hyper and do stupid things but tastes weird.

recent news:

I have a really bad cold. the cough drops (Which work really, really well.) are MESSING WITH MY HEAD!!! if I say something offensive, really, really odd, or if I just don't make sense, Its the cough drops.

Quotes:

"HE TOOK MY FUUUUUUUUUUDDDGGGEE!!!" -Mad Maddie (my friend) when the lunch people took her fudge

"So... wait. Holmes and Kakashi are GAY??" -Atom bomb (yet another friend, you know who you are.) when I tried to explain my WONDERFUL idea of a Sherlock Holmes and Naruto crossover. and they are NOT by the way. I'm hurt.

"Fudge is GOOOOOOOD." - Mad Maddie after I gave her some fudge.

"Use the fork, young jedi, use the fork." -my dad. ruler of all geeks.

"... Okay. You want me to be in your fic. thats great. one question, though; Can. I. Kill. Her?" -Watson (Samantha) when I asked her permission to include her in my fanfic. to this day, I do not know if she is referring to Sakura, Minerva or Atom Bomb.

"Ohmigosh. random picture moment. Luke in a PADDED -makes hand geustures- bikini!" -me, after forseeing the future in a milkshake. I was not completely sane. I had just gotten off a roller coster and eaten 20 dollars worth of cotton candy.

" Dear commandant -- I've been very good with your computer, and if ever I want to use it again (after this time), I hereby swear to ask you, or not to complain, not even a peep, as you deny me access for All Eternity and laugh maniacally as you do it, like a true super-villian." - my friends sticky on my computer after I asked her to stop using MY account.

"It is 4n 3vi1 5m00th13!!! H3LP M3 V4NQU15H 1T!!" - one of my friends (you know who you are,) after reading a web comic called 'MegaTokyo' (It rules!)

"NOOOO! ZIGGY! NOT THE COMPUTER! NOOOOO! MY FANFIC IS RUINED!!!" -me yelling at my cat when he got on my keybord and did a little kitty dance.

"I am not crazy. I am just reality-chalenged." -me/mad maddie/A-bomb/Watson

"Ho, ho, ho. merry f---ing Christmas." -a certain mall Santa who is now out of work.

"yes. young jedi, you now relize that the true meaning of Christmas is... FREE STUFF!!!!" -a friend who shall remained unnamed.

"If you can't stay up late, wake up extremly early! (like around 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning)" -me.

"AAAHHHHH!!! YOU ARE NOT POSSIBLY HUMAN!!!" - umm... practily everybody after hearing the quote above.

"You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps!" -a coffee mug that I bought for my friend for last chrismas.

"Oh geez... that coffee mug seems evil... It seems to say... 'you don't have to be mad to work here, but we'll soon see about that!" -Mad maddie when seeing the mug (and reading discworld).

"Two things that should not exist in this world; Computers with pariental controlls, and Socks as Christmas presents. I had to endure both." -me, yet again, sulking over a really bad Chrismas.

Mojo (after watson says something mean): O.O "not nice."
Watson: "well, I'm not a nice person."

"So long, and thanks for all the fish." - the dophins in 'The hitchhikers guide to the galaxy' and almost everyone I know who has seen the movie.

"I am surrounded by nerds, idiots, and almost normal people. I, myself, am a geek. THERE IS A DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A NERD AND A GEEK!!!" -me. again. I have no excuse.

"Whoa. my scar-sense is tingling." - mad maddie when imitating harry potter.

READ ON! Pay no attention to my ramblings! read on! and skip 'the raven' while you're at it!

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride)~Crystal Shores (Artemis Fowl, Mr. Darcy-BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE HIM?!?!?!?- SS, James Hook, too many to count, really. I know! I'm pathetic!!)~Randomness13BRIAR (Arty, Harry, Alex Rider, Natheniel, Septimus Heap,Bill Denbrough(from IT) and Briar(obsessed)), Mojo817(Artemis, Foaly, Kakashi, Wolverine, Dustfinger, ZORO!!! SANJI!!! Fang (maximum ride), Bartimaus, Ichigo and practicly any somewhat popular male character)

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you litsen to extremely weird music, copy and paste this onto your bio.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen of Serpents, Miya Selencia, Rae Ahn Mae, animemaniac-101, Mojo817

Paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict.

If you think Kakashi is the best Naruto character copy this to your profile.

People of the world who HATE math UNITE! If you suck at math copy and paste the to your profile.

If you have ever ran into something while walking with a book, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been forced to litsen to Johnathan Coltan CDs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever had to ask a friend what a 'STUFU' N00B was, copy and paste this onto your profile.




1. Foaly gets attacked by fangirls reviews
What does the title say? Foaly gets attacked by fangirls. oneshot.
Complete - Artemis fowl - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 12-22-07 - Published: 12-22-07
2. Why you never see team 7 in a mall reviews
Team 7 goes christmas shopping. BEWARE! horrable dresses, expensive wepons, evil snowmen and lost sasuke ahead! oneshot.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-07 - Published: 12-21-07
3. Werewolf Kakashi » reviews
Naruto wants to go check out an old haunted house in serch of werewolves, dragging the rest of team 7 with him. Simple, right? wrong. dead wrong. well... not DEAD wrong. more like UNdead.
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-3-07 - Published: 10-27-07
4. The ANBU raven reviews
edgar allen poes 'the raven' with kakashi and a creepy ANBU guy. a poem. do not read if you are not a fan of creepy works of art.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,142 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-13-07 - Published: 11-13-07
5. Kakash'is Vacation » reviews
Kakashi has gotten a vacation! sure he tricked the hokage Tsuande into giving him it, but whats a little trickery between friends? also, whats this about the atuski being sighted in the area?
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-27-07 - Published: 10-22-07
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