| Le Requiem |
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto. The Short and Sweet_ twenty-year-old college student who wandered into the Naruto fandom when she was thirteen years old…and never came back. BLATANT LIE. my fantastic friends also write fantastic fanfiction_BRUHAEVEN & JUNEALONDRA my other account_the wild minority (though, as of now, it's kind of bare…actually I don't even know what I'm going to put here. I think I just liked the name and wanted some extra attic space.) If you're still curious_ I'm at that stage in my life where I think I hate most of the human race and say vicious things about people whose names I don't even know. I justify this by turning up the self-loathing factor (and oh there is much loathing). My bark tends to be worse than my bite (unless you're my brother, then you get an earful AND teeth marks for your troubles and stupid male-ness), and for the most part I do bark… a lot. Possibly because my spirit animal is a Corgi. I also have a terrible Napoleon Complex, which is only made slightly more tolerable by the fact that I am TOTALLY aware of it *hair flip*. I am also notoriously scatter-brained in a way that is less endearing and more fascinating, and I quote a close friend (who has saved me on various occasions, most recently from being hit by an oncoming bus. Casual), "I don't understand how you've survived all these years." The answer is 42. Also, I make bad life decisions like not sleeping for 36 hours straight because I was bored and felt like it (my insomnia is somewhat self-imposed). Despite making myself sound pleasantly neurotic, I'm actually quite bland… …unless we're friends. I'm not a hundred percent sure what exactly they think of me, but I think the general consensus is that I make for some good entertainment (generally, at my own physical expense). | |||||
1. Small Mercies reviewsSeven years is a long time and Sasuke begins to grow weary of wandering…of mended hearts and quiet hallelujahs —SasuSaku and Team 7Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-22-13 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. Return&Rehash » reviewsSakura didn't know how she had managed to survive the deathblow, but somehow she was alive.She tightened her hold around the Uchiha's neck."I can't believe you tried to kill me," she hissed...in which Sakura challenges fate. — SasuSaku,M for LanguageNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,323 - Reviews: 377 - Updated: 1-17-13 - Published: 9-16-10 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.3. Supernova reviewsHe was her personal sun...Sakura learns that it's always the brightest who burn the fastest — Naruto, SakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-13-12 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete4. Playing in the Shadows reviewsone day you'll be a man, and men can do terrible things...six year old Itachi was just curious and Mikoto is a bit dismayed — ItachiNaruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-12 - Itachi U. & Mikoto U. - Complete5. He is No Hero » reviewsThe first time Sasuke met Sakura he was nineteen. It was 2:20 in the morning and he stumbled through the dorms with a knife wound and a badly twisted wrist. — SasuSaku, AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 10-25-11 - Published: 10-13-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.6. A Backwards Goodbye reviewsThe wind pulls violently at all her loose ends: her hair, her arms, her legs, and her black dress flaps crazily around her like a torn up parachute...They say she died instantly. — Naruto, Sasuke, and a bit of Sakura, AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-1-11 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. The Sun and the Rain reviewsOn the sun, the rain, and the bridge they create between the three. In which, for once, Naruto and Sasuke aren't arguing...maybe. — Team 7Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-31-11 - Sakura H. - Complete8. Forty Two Days reviewsAnd in that rain of fire, Sakura's anger crumbles away to reveal the broken girl...in which Sakura learns what it means to be strong— NaruSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 7-14-11 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete9. The Original Sin reviewsInstead, he closes his yearning fingers into fists and crosses his arms tightly in front of him like a straight jacket to keep him self from doing anything stupid. Or crazy...because humankind has a way of repeating itself — SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-3-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. SNAFU reviewsSakura always hated using the bathroom at these swanky soirees...in which Sasuke finds himself shopping for bullet proof panty liners in a tux. Assassinations and building jumps ensue. Not to mention a towel scene. — SasuSaku, AUNaruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 5-27-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete11. It's 2AM » reviewsand volunteer Haruno Sakura is running the graveyard shift at the psych ward when a dangerous patient escapes. In which Sasuke and Naruto are clinically insane and Sakura's just trying to survive. Literally. — SasuSaku, AUNaruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,721 - Reviews: 52 - Updated: 5-11-11 - Published: 5-6-11 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.12. A Cadmean Victory reviewsHe is desperate to get away, but he knows she won't let him go so easily. Some sick, masochistic part of him is actually a little glad...because Naruto, your victory will be your downfall. — Naruto, Sakura.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-25-11 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete13. Den of Lions reviewsGuns, blood, and betrayal laced with an unlikely romance. 16 year old Haruno Sakura unwittingly finds herself caught in the crossfire of her father's dangerous world of violence and crime. Welcome to the lions' den — NaruSaku, AU, M for lang ON HIATUSNaruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 11-13-09 - Published: 5-20-09 - Naruto U. & Sakura H.