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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, and Hellsing. Hello and Welcome to my Profile If you don't know Jap. my name means Dark Angel. (I took that picture with my moms camera! XD) xXKuroTenshi666Xx age:16 gender:I'm a girl (duh) My likes Anime(espacily Naruto) reading writing music my friends art Yaoi (I am a shameless yaoi fangirl now!...If you request it NOW I may write a yaoi!) MY DISLIKES PERVERTS YURI MEAN PPL Hobbies drawing writing listening to music reading books and fanfic What kind of fics i like Well Fem Naruto is the top. (It's easier to understand a girl Naruto when your a girl you know what I mean?) A good crossover with Naruto. Something with a lot of action, suspense, humor (But not random) something that will have me hooked immeidaitely. A good paring! (I can not strees about this topic enough!) And good grammer usage (Come on ppl spell check is there for a reason!) (That's all for now! bye!) Most AWESOME Video EVER!! Okay so this is a music video and its called 'Cosplay Numa Numa' really good and really funny! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWhO88cTg8 Fav Quotes "When in doubt get the Hell out." Ghost hunters. "Crap in a shack!" my friend "Yeah I like potatos" CHEESE! From Foster's Home for Imaginary friends "Ashangan" my friends three year baby brother says it while throwing a little ball! Its suppose to be like 'Rasegan'! IT IS SO FRIKEN CUTE!! "Adori" Same thing as above only its 'Chidori'! ITS EVEN CUTER THAN 'ASHANGAN'!! "Keep reading it makes you SMARTERER!" London Tipton "I reject your reality and subsitute my own." Adam from Mythbusters. "I enjoy seeing Adam in pain." Jaime from Mythbusters. "Well there's your problem!" Adam again!(He's so funny) "Peramedics are no where to be found." Tory Mythbusters. "Poot n R!" My friend. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things A poem about abortion. Very sad! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia Check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile | |||||||
1. Naru Uzumaki Hellsing » reviewsHellsingNarutocrossover. Sarutobi was searching for any living blood relatives to adopt Naru. No luck in the shinobi nations. Remembering that Naru's mother wasn't born in the nations he quickly looks up her birthplace and birthname only to find...?xNaruNaruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Naruto U.2. The New ItaNaru dot com! » reviewsOkay let's try this again! I deleted the other one cause it didn't get the response I thought it would. Anyway! This is just a collection of ItaNaru lemony one-shots like the old one! So please read and offer up any idea's you have for a one-shot! Enjoy!Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-6-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.3. My Red Moon Guardian » reviewsI'm your gaurdian."whispered that soft dark soothing voice into her ear."Gaurdian?" Naru repeated."Why do I need a gaurdian?"she asked softly."I can't say,"pale lips pressed against her's softly."Yet." What if the Akatsuki weren't killers but protectors?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 10-3-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.4. From Doll to Demon Wait what! » reviewsNaruto seems to attract the worst kind of trouble! Now he has to deal with a horny demon that he thought was a doll! Fighting other demons with the possible chance of dieing! Oh and being molested 24/7 by said horny demon! Kami help him!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 6-24-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.5. But you're a doll! » reviewsYaoi!AU Itachi stumbles upon a little store in town and leaves with a beautiful blonde doll. When he takes it home and the little doll turns into a cute little boy what's he to do? And what's this about spells and fighting with his doll/boy as a weapon?Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.6. Itachi's Little Lover » reviewsItachi only gets to meet with his little lover once in awhile, he make sure the time they spend together is as precious and intimate as can be...If only a little kinky along the way! High chance for a sequal! If you guy's like it!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.7. Demon of the Sand and Angel in the Leaves » reviewshi this is my first fanfic. so be nice when and if you reveiw. this is a FEMALENARUTO story. the main pairing is FemNaruxGaar. Gaara vists Konoha with his father, and meets a girl just like him. summary kinda sucks but i'm new so be nice plz. enjoy!Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,225 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Gaara & Naruto U.8. Banpaia ken Tenshi » reviewsFemNaru!Title is'Vampire and Angel'.Uzumaki Naru is a paranormal investigator.But her life changes drastically when she finds out that there's more than ghost living at the Uchiha estate.What's this about an angel? Story inspired by Tiger519 Fallen AngelNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 9-12-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.9. Blindfolded » reviewsDuring Naruto's training trip with Jiraiya he's kidnapped by Akatsuki,but they can't remove Kyuubi from him so he's faced with 2 choices.Sit and rot away in a dark cell or join them...Hard to think when you've got an S-Class criminal trying to molest you!Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 10-18-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.10. The Last Fox Demon » reviewsFemNaru!Uzumaki Naru was a normal teenager that lived alone and worked at a dumpy bar.Ok so maybe it wasn't normal but it was to her.It all changes when she is saved one night by a man she served a drink at the bar.Who is he and more importantly what is hNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,378 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 6-15-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.11. Banpaia no Naruto » reviewsHe only walked around Konoha at night, he didn't expect to be attacked and turned into a monster OR for Akatsuki to show up and take him away. Now Naruto has to fight off his growing bloodlust, the vampire who turned him and his growing affection toward..Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.12. New World! Same Ninja! » reviewsHello again! I Know title sux but i'm open for sugestions! I'm back with a new fic! This one is a Naruto One Piece xover! The twist! It's FemNaruto! And before you kill me give it a chance and see why i wrote it!Plz read and review!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,746 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 5-3-08 - Kyuubi & Naruto U.13. 3010 » reviewsMy kind is hated for ones mistake.My kind is hunted as if we are mindless animals.My kind ran to sancuary in hopes for peace and now I must take the same journey..But"Blue fire ignites in hand"I won't go quietly.Its time fox demons made a comeback!"FemNarNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,401 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.14. Little Angel » reviews[Female Naruto]She smiled again seeing the cost was clear she took a deep breath, closed her eyes and let it out slowly. Then she snapped open her eyes and with a great WHOOSH! Unfurled a pair of beautiful wings.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 11-24-0715. The Pure and The Tainted » reviewsFemNaru!World War III has thrown the world into a downward spiral of poverty, crime and death.It seems that it would forever be in darkness.An ancient prophecy is about to unfold.It could bring humanity back into the light or sink it further into the darkNaruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.16. Ice Flames:Originally 'A Completely Original Story » reviewsFemNaruto!I sux at sums.Uzumaki Sora never understood why she was hated, watch her struggle as she trys to become strong to reach her dream and learn to control the fire within.Story better than sum sounds adopted from The Other Side Of Darkness ENJOY!Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 3-8-08 - Haku & Naruto U.17. Hellsing Naruto Crossover » reviewsHi I couldn't think of a good title so I'm open to suggestions. This is a Hellsing OVA and Naruto crossover. It's rated for language and major violence. Starts with after the Wave arc in Naruto and after the Anderson incident in Hellsing. Enjoy and ReviewHellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,331 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 2-17-08