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Poll: I would like to make a new Naruto Hellsing crossover this time though it will be a yaoi. The pairing don't kill me would be AlucardxNaruto. Would you read it? Vote Now!
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since: 10-17-07, id: 1400609, Profile Updated: 06-28-09
country: United States
Author has written 17 stories for Naruto, and Hellsing.

Hello and Welcome to my Profile

If you don't know Jap. my name means Dark Angel.

(I took that picture with my moms camera! XD)

xXKuroTenshi666Xx

age:16

gender:I'm a girl (duh)

My likes

Anime(espacily Naruto)

reading

writing

music

my friends

art

Yaoi (I am a shameless yaoi fangirl now!...If you request it NOW I may write a yaoi!)

MY DISLIKES

PERVERTS

YURI

MEAN PPL

Hobbies

drawing

writing

listening to music

reading books and fanfic

What kind of fics i like

Well Fem Naruto is the top. (It's easier to understand a girl Naruto when your a girl you know what I mean?)

A good crossover with Naruto.

Something with a lot of action, suspense, humor (But not random) something that will have me hooked immeidaitely.

A good paring! (I can not strees about this topic enough!)

And good grammer usage (Come on ppl spell check is there for a reason!)

(That's all for now! bye!)

Most AWESOME Video EVER!!

Okay so this is a music video and its called 'Cosplay Numa Numa' really good and really funny!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpWhO88cTg8

Fav Quotes

"When in doubt get the Hell out." Ghost hunters.

"Crap in a shack!" my friend

"Yeah I like potatos" CHEESE! From Foster's Home for Imaginary friends

"Ashangan" my friends three year baby brother says it while throwing a little ball! Its suppose to be like 'Rasegan'! IT IS SO FRIKEN CUTE!!

"Adori" Same thing as above only its 'Chidori'! ITS EVEN CUTER THAN 'ASHANGAN'!!

"Keep reading it makes you SMARTERER!" London Tipton

"I reject your reality and subsitute my own." Adam from Mythbusters.

"I enjoy seeing Adam in pain." Jaime from Mythbusters.

"Well there's your problem!" Adam again!(He's so funny)

"Peramedics are no where to be found." Tory Mythbusters.

"Poot n R!" My friend.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

A poem about abortion. Very sad!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Check this out...

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Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

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1. Naru Uzumaki Hellsing » reviews
HellsingNarutocrossover. Sarutobi was searching for any living blood relatives to adopt Naru. No luck in the shinobi nations. Remembering that Naru's mother wasn't born in the nations he quickly looks up her birthplace and birthname only to find...?xNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,852 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 8-25-09 - Published: 6-10-09 - Naruto U.
2. The New ItaNaru dot com! » reviews
Okay let's try this again! I deleted the other one cause it didn't get the response I thought it would. Anyway! This is just a collection of ItaNaru lemony one-shots like the old one! So please read and offer up any idea's you have for a one-shot! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 7-6-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
3. My Red Moon Guardian » reviews
I'm your gaurdian."whispered that soft dark soothing voice into her ear."Gaurdian?" Naru repeated."Why do I need a gaurdian?"she asked softly."I can't say,"pale lips pressed against her's softly."Yet." What if the Akatsuki weren't killers but protectors?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,672 - Reviews: 205 - Updated: 7-16-09 - Published: 10-3-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
4. From Doll to Demon Wait what! » reviews
Naruto seems to attract the worst kind of trouble! Now he has to deal with a horny demon that he thought was a doll! Fighting other demons with the possible chance of dieing! Oh and being molested 24/7 by said horny demon! Kami help him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 7-7-09 - Published: 6-24-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
5. But you're a doll! » reviews
Yaoi!AU Itachi stumbles upon a little store in town and leaves with a beautiful blonde doll. When he takes it home and the little doll turns into a cute little boy what's he to do? And what's this about spells and fighting with his doll/boy as a weapon?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 7-6-09 - Published: 6-23-09 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
6. Itachi's Little Lover » reviews
Itachi only gets to meet with his little lover once in awhile, he make sure the time they spend together is as precious and intimate as can be...If only a little kinky along the way! High chance for a sequal! If you guy's like it!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 6-26-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
7. Demon of the Sand and Angel in the Leaves » reviews
hi this is my first fanfic. so be nice when and if you reveiw. this is a FEMALENARUTO story. the main pairing is FemNaruxGaar. Gaara vists Konoha with his father, and meets a girl just like him. summary kinda sucks but i'm new so be nice plz. enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,225 - Reviews: 267 - Updated: 6-24-09 - Published: 11-3-07 - Gaara & Naruto U.
8. Banpaia ken Tenshi » reviews
FemNaru!Title is'Vampire and Angel'.Uzumaki Naru is a paranormal investigator.But her life changes drastically when she finds out that there's more than ghost living at the Uchiha estate.What's this about an angel? Story inspired by Tiger519 Fallen Angel
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,688 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 6-8-09 - Published: 9-12-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
9. Blindfolded » reviews
During Naruto's training trip with Jiraiya he's kidnapped by Akatsuki,but they can't remove Kyuubi from him so he's faced with 2 choices.Sit and rot away in a dark cell or join them...Hard to think when you've got an S-Class criminal trying to molest you!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,459 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 4-10-09 - Published: 10-18-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
10. The Last Fox Demon » reviews
FemNaru!Uzumaki Naru was a normal teenager that lived alone and worked at a dumpy bar.Ok so maybe it wasn't normal but it was to her.It all changes when she is saved one night by a man she served a drink at the bar.Who is he and more importantly what is h
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,378 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 3-20-09 - Published: 6-15-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
11. Banpaia no Naruto » reviews
He only walked around Konoha at night, he didn't expect to be attacked and turned into a monster OR for Akatsuki to show up and take him away. Now Naruto has to fight off his growing bloodlust, the vampire who turned him and his growing affection toward..
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 1-1-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
12. New World! Same Ninja! » reviews
Hello again! I Know title sux but i'm open for sugestions! I'm back with a new fic! This one is a Naruto One Piece xover! The twist! It's FemNaruto! And before you kill me give it a chance and see why i wrote it!Plz read and review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,746 - Reviews: 133 - Updated: 12-26-08 - Published: 5-3-08 - Kyuubi & Naruto U.
13. 3010 » reviews
My kind is hated for ones mistake.My kind is hunted as if we are mindless animals.My kind ran to sancuary in hopes for peace and now I must take the same journey..But"Blue fire ignites in hand"I won't go quietly.Its time fox demons made a comeback!"FemNar
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,401 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 12-6-08 - Published: 8-7-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
14. Little Angel » reviews
[Female Naruto]She smiled again seeing the cost was clear she took a deep breath, closed her eyes and let it out slowly. Then she snapped open her eyes and with a great WHOOSH! Unfurled a pair of beautiful wings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,507 - Reviews: 101 - Updated: 10-26-08 - Published: 11-24-07
15. The Pure and The Tainted » reviews
FemNaru!World War III has thrown the world into a downward spiral of poverty, crime and death.It seems that it would forever be in darkness.An ancient prophecy is about to unfold.It could bring humanity back into the light or sink it further into the dark
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,497 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 9-26-08 - Published: 7-28-08 - Itachi U. & Naruto U.
16. Ice Flames:Originally 'A Completely Original Story » reviews
FemNaruto!I sux at sums.Uzumaki Sora never understood why she was hated, watch her struggle as she trys to become strong to reach her dream and learn to control the fire within.Story better than sum sounds adopted from The Other Side Of Darkness ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,568 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 8-22-08 - Published: 3-8-08 - Haku & Naruto U.
17. Hellsing Naruto Crossover » reviews
Hi I couldn't think of a good title so I'm open to suggestions. This is a Hellsing OVA and Naruto crossover. It's rated for language and major violence. Starts with after the Wave arc in Naruto and after the Anderson incident in Hellsing. Enjoy and Review
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,331 - Reviews: 73 - Updated: 8-19-08 - Published: 2-17-08
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