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Author has written 38 stories for Doctor Who, 24, House, M.D., Stargate: SG-1, and Stargate: Atlantis. Hi. My name is Kris, I'm very-soon-to-be 21, and English is not my first language. I want to be living in Britain (oh London, though art greatness), and I want to have an overly posh accent. But I'm not and I don't. I'm bipolar, which means I update sporadically at best. But when I do, I update lots and lots of fics, all at once. Yay! When I'm not writing, I read, and when I read, I leave comments. If you're reading this because of my comment, thank you for taking the effort to look around! Feel free to browse :) Yes, my update-rate is slow, but please don't hesitate to drop off a comment on any of my fics, new or old. A simple 'Nice! Good one' or 'Hmmm...', or as ramble-y as you want. Constructive critisism is appreciated, but not a must. I'm an angsty angsty fic-writer. I love me some angst. So naturally, all my fic bunnies are fluffy and pink tailed. :sigh: I write both slash and het. It depends on the pairing/fandom. On the pairing front I usually go for the weird or off beat ones like Jack/Janet or Jack/Thor, but I occasionally venture over to the normal spectrum, like Jack/Daniel or the Doctor/Rose. I am a big fan of rarepairings, though. I am madly in love with David Hewlett (Rodney MacKay on SGA), and am an avid fan of House M.D., the Simpsons, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, and the X-Files (it lives!!) Okay, then. Expect this profile to be updates some time during the next millennia, but hopefully more of my new stories will be up by then, so 's all good. Now there's really nothing more to do, but send in the clowns!! | |||||||||
1. Five times John didn't see it coming reviewsRodney's body was curled up next to him, and all John could think, was 'this wasn't exactly how I'd've wanted that to happen' John/Rodney, slashStargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 392 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-1-09 - John S. & Rodney M.2. Dress Code reviewsWhen Todd has to borrow Earth clothes, but due to preferring robes goes for the logically more similar option, crack ensues. Humour, hints of John/ToddStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 440 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-26-09 - John S. & Todd - Complete3. Paradox This! reviewsA helpful Tardis, a bored Donna Noble, and a squeaking Time Lord. Add a Paradox, and let the show begin. Warning! mpreg, crackficDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 783 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9-25-09 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete4. Finish Line reviewsThat fatal row of buttons being undone, ever so slowly, one by one." Promptfic, angsty Ten/Martha drabbleDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-22-09 - 10th Doctor & Martha J. - Complete5. In Reality, As In Dreams reviewsHe's happy, in love. But when night falls, he dreams. Human Nature-tag. Angst. Sort of a companion to my Donna story A Life Already Lived, but can be read seperatelyDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-11-09 - 10th Doctor - Complete6. A Life Already Lived reviewsShe’s been having these dreams lately. Not nightmares, not really. But she can’t seem to shake them. Angsty drabble, set after Journey’s End. A Donna storyDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-1-09 - Donna N. - Complete7. Oh, Yes reviewsHe had that slightly manic look in his eyes, the one she knew so well. The one that made her so tingly inside. Humour, clone!Ten/Donna, Donna's POV. tag for Journey's EndDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-28-09 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete8. Broken Promises reviewsSaying 'please come with me' but you've been there before. Prompt-fic, angst, Martha's POVDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-28-09 - 10th Doctor & Martha J.9. Dodo reviewsRodney is clueless, John isn’t much help, and it's all Carson's fault anyway. Cracky humour, John and Rodney friendshipStargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-09 - John S. & Rodney M.10. Name Calling reviewsSometimes, one word is all it takes. Jack and Daniel vs. Sam and Janet. Sort of. Friendship fic, humourStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-2-09 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete11. Frog In A Well reviewsIt was never a question of happiness. Or of fairness. It wasn’t even a question, at all. Ten/Jack, angsty vignetteDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-09 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete12. Not Just Any Other reviewsThere’s always that one that haunts you, the special one. The one you let go. Ten/Jack, angstDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-10-09 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete13. Fairytales Are For Children » reviewsJack and the crazy, funny, and just plainly weird situations he stumbles into off world. A drabble series. Ratings varyStargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-10-09 - Published: 4-27-08 - O'Neill, J.14. You Walk The Walk, But reviewsApparently, the Doctor went out and had a bit of a wild night. Needless to say, Jack and Rose aren’t too happy about that... Tad angsty, but with fluffy white clouds on the horizonDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-23-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete15. Of Life, Cloning, And Really Bad Stalkery Tactics reviewsDonna discovers something, and is furious at the Doctor for keeping it from her. Only, the Doctor has no idea what, or should I say, who she’s talking about... Humour. Hopefully. in honour of littleradgeDoctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 10-20-08 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete16. Five times the Doctor tried reviewsFive times the Doctor tried to tell Jack something important, and the one time he let him go. Angst, with small fluffy undertones. A little Jack/Nine, mostly Jack/TenDoctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-26-08 - 10th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete17. Five ways the Doctor finds Rose annoying reviewsand the one reason it’s all worth it in the end. A little fluff here, a little angst there.. Rose/Nine, can be seen as friendship or just ShipDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-26-08 - 9th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete18. Five times the Doctor is interrupted reviewsFive times the Doctor is interrupted, and the one time he makes sure. Nine/Rose with a bit of Jack on the side.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-26-08 - Complete19. Fantasy reviewsIt is in our idleness, in our dreams, that the submerged truth sometimes comes to the top. A Jack/Nine drabbleDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 159 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-26-08 - Jack H. & 9th Doctor - Complete20. Toast reviewsStarring Ten, Rose, and a few tears and hugs. Warnings for misuse of kitchen appliances. Read with cautionDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-12-08 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete21. Not Amused reviewsThe Doctor soon discovers that Donna isn’t as easy to impress as his other companions, especially not when dealing with big, stinking creatures that’s supposed to be extinctDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-12-08 - 10th Doctor & Donna N. - Complete22. Brown reviewsThe importance of the color brown in Teal'c's lifeStargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-08 - Teal'c - Complete23. Wrong Ending reviews100word drabble, implied character death, very angsty. I can't really say anything more without revealing the whole plot.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-4-08 - O'Neill, J. & Jackson, D. - Complete24. The White Palace reviews--WIP for life-- When SG1 find themselves guests in an alien palace, they have to struggle to remain together, and remain alive, in a place where nothing and no one is as they seem. Sam/Jack for now.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-27-08 - Carter, S. & O'Neill, J.25. Five times Rose has regrets reviewsNineRose. Five times Rose has regrets, but not really. Very lowgrade angst, fluffy ending.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-21-08 - Rose T. & 9th Doctor - Complete26. Five times Jack watch, and hopes reviewsFive times Jack watch, and hopes. When he decides to give them a little ‘push’ in the right direction, he gets a little more than he bargained for.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-21-08 - Jack H. & 9th Doctor - Complete27. Five times Chloe got the last word reviewsOrdinary 5 times thingie. Five times Chloe got the last word, and one time Jack didn't mind.24 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete28. Blessed Be reviewsMark Twain once said, 'Humor is mankind's greatest blessing'. Too bad Teal'c is Jaffa.Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-29-07 - Teal'c - Complete29. Reality reviews100word drabble. House is a bastard, and everyone knows it. It's time he ralised it too.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 153 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-29-07 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete30. Conversation reviews100word drabble. HouseCameron. Some conversations can reveal a lot about a person. Pure fluffyness.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-07 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete31. The King is back reviews200word Droubble. When Jack makes an unfortunate comment, both him and Rose must suffer the consequenses. Kinda silly, rated for one sentence.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-29-07 - 10th Doctor - Complete32. Jealousy reviews100word drabble, TenRose. It can be a cruel, cruel emotion. It can also be a real eyeopener.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-25-07 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete33. The Call reviews100word drabble. Just a silly little thing.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-25-07 - 9th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete34. Vacation reviews100word drabble. A vacation can be a wonderful thing.. Or a complete, and utter disaster. Guess which category this falls into?Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 12-25-07 - 9th Doctor & Jack H. - Complete35. Things Left Unsaid reviewsTenRose, post Doomsday. Ten's thoughts, seen entirely from his POV. Angsty.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-25-07 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete36. Gold, Brown and Red all over reviewsTenRose. The Doctors thoughts, plus a good amount of fluff, along with a tiny, weenie bit of angst thrown in.Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-07 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete37. Guilt reviewsIt creeps in, unnoticed, and burrows inside you. It’s always there, deep down, keeping itself hidden. Waiting for the opportunity to come, and when you least expect it, it pops up, fanged and ugly, ready to strike.24 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-25-07 - Complete38. A Hellfire Rose reviewsNever anger a beautiful Rose. The consequences will be severe. For everyone involved..Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-3-07 - 10th Doctor & Rose T. - Complete
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