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Author has written 24 stories for Drake & Josh, Harry Potter, Four Brothers, Looking For Alaska, John Green, and Naruto.

IRLname: Marquis
penname: Reptar Bars
age: 16
dob: 06.29.92
sex: I HAS PEN0R. :D
persuasion: Homo
word: Insecure
words: My creativity comes out of thin air. 99.93 percent of the time I'm reading slash. I'm not in a stable enough life position to execute a multi-chaptered fic properly. Sorry. I love to write, because I know I've got some degree of natural ability. I'm a nice guy. I try to avoid conflict, but not at the expense of honesty.
favorite fandoms: Drake and Josh; iCarly; Spiderman; Twilight(ugh I know)
favorite pairings: Drake/Josh; Carly/Sam; Freddie/Shane; Peter/Harry; Edward/Jasper

Updates:

Don't expect anything from me, but don't think I'm gone forever, either. I'm having a little bit a dry spell, lately. BUT I am working on a fic in honor of 4.20. No promises, though.

old/I just got an award for a statewide writing contest!:D Forealz! We did this thing called 'Reflections', and I entered something and I got an Award of Merit, which is basically second place. :3 Sweet right? Let me know if you want to read it. AAAAAND: I just got a 4 on one of my school test essays, which, as most of you highschooler folks know, means the best of the best. I feel like I'm finally getting somewhere with the arrangements of the words I put on paper, you know? -sigh-

old/Have you read the book 'Looking For Alaska'?If you haven't you should; it's awesome. But if you have, you should consider writing fanfiction for it. :D
I just requested a fandom for LFA and it needs writers. I intend on writing for it myself, but I'm a little too busy, atm. So, uhm, it won't be in the books section when you look for it, because of the lack of fiction, but if you want to post a LFA story, it should be there in the categories. :3 I would really appreciate your patronage.

old/SO, ABOUT THE DRABBLES:I'm trying not to force them, is why they're taking so long. I hate forcing my writing. I always end up hating the piece, and it feels like I've got post-pregnancy depression and I don't like that. So, until an idea falls into my brain, or until my life decides to stop being a shithole, just hang in there, okay guys?

old/15TH STORY ANNIVERSARY! :D

Completed Works( in no particular order ):

Turkey Is A Little Less Important Than Some Things -- Drake and Josh
Thanksgiving fluff. Supershort, so go read it.

We Are Broken -- Drake and Josh
Angsty twoshot. Sex gone bad, once again. Drake Josh point of views.

Five Steps -- Drake and Josh
Angsty!Drake. An old idea, but a good idea. Second person abstract wonderfullness.

Because You Love Him -- Drake and Josh
Craig&Eric slash. Angst and bulimic goodness. Check it.

And You Feel Safe -- Drake and Josh
Scared!Drake. It's cute, and Halloween-themed. And written in second person, too! Go read it.

Sex -- Drake and Josh
I came up with this idea in Chemistry. Which is weird because I'm usually grossed out by my teacher's beer belly as opposed to thinking about sex. :/ But yeah, this is basically sex gone bad. It's poetry, but not that lame, rhyming junk. It's prose-y and awesome; check it out.

Watching Stars Without You -- Drake and Josh
This fic was based pretty much off of this song by Beyonce called "Still in love (kissing you)." It's a really heartfelt, soulful song. And this idea popped into my brain as I listened to it.

Love Is Dead Within Me -- Drake and Josh
This is a figment of my imagination. It's technically an AU fic where Crazy Steve gets his reveng on Josh for eating his enchilada in the "Really Big Shrimp" episode. But I don't like the term AU, for some reason, so I don't like to use it. :/ It's artistic and prose-y, so you should look at it.

I Should Have Known -- Harry Potter
I was reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the second time (slower than the first) and this thought popped into my head about Dumbledore and Grindenwald's realtionship. I saw it in my mind's eye not so much as unrequited on Dumbledore's part, but abusive on Grindelwald's. Read it to see what I mean.

Straight To Hell In a Hand Basket -- Drake and Josh
I was in world history and "Frilly pink handbasket" popped into my brain. So I ran with it.

Because You Love Him -- Drake and Josh
So, this is Craig/Eric slash. I came up with this idea in the shower, as creepy as that sounds. At first I was thinking about Fight Club, and then that connected to a book I read called Cut, and that book had a persistent little bulimic girl, and then I thought about one of TheRussianLunchLady's fics and then I resolved to write this! :D I didn't like this when I wrote it, but it's grown on me. Let it grow on you, too.

Sterile From the Photon Bruises -- Drake and Josh
This is basically a product of my angsty life. :/ It's good though, so you should read it. Non-linear goodness.

Toppings On the Sundea -- Drake and Josh
A little somethin'somethin' to christen a new five star notebook I'd bought. It's straight-up dialogue, yo. It's funny and you should read it.

Shadows -- Drake and Josh
I was listening to Matchbox Twenty and this idea invaded my train of thought. Nuff' said. Piece #1

Voices -- Drake and Josh
Companion piece to Shadows. Piece #2

There's a Reason I Let Him Call Me a Girl -- Four Brothers
So, I was watching Four Brothers, and that scene in the bathroom in which Bobby was sitting on the toilet and Jack was taking a shower ignited oodles of sexual fantasies. This is the result.

Drake is Dead -- Drake and Josh
One of my very first works. I don't really like it as much as I did back in the day, but I left it up for nostalgia's sake.

In Progress:

Won't You Sing Along With Me?
I'm actually open to any prompts that you have. It gets kind of... I don't know, uninteresting just sticking my finger in a dictionary and trying to see if that word would work. So, if you have any ideas for letters I haven't gotten around to yet, or you just really want to see me do a drabble for a certain word, let me know. I'm willing to listen and give it a shot. :D Just hit me up in an email.

On Hold; Hiatus:

Long Live The Car Crash Hearts.
Ugh. It is killing me to leave this on Hiatus for so long, but when I start back at it, I want it to be the best it could possibly be, you know? Not some rinky-dink 'second failed try'. I intend on re-writing it, because of some beginner's mistakes that ended up in me writing myself into a corner. It's basically the same plot and junk; only better. When I do it, I'm going to do it well..and hard. :3

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1. Love Is You reviews
You can't really believe you're doing this. Well, you can believe it, because you're Drake Parker, after all. You do a lot of things. Slash. Oneshot.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-17-09 - Complete

2. Shogi Is Good For All Kinds Of Things reviews
Like professing undying love for example. ShikaChoji slash. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-5-09 - Shikamaru N. & Chouji A. - Complete

3. This Is Perfect reviews
This is what will get me out. Alaskacentric. Oneshot
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-5-09 - Alaska - Complete

4. Won't You Sing Along With Me? » reviews
Series of fun little Alphabet drabbles. Slash. Also excepting any prompts you might have in mind. :D Check the Intro chapter.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 1-5-09 - Published: 10-22-08

5. Lack of an Immunity reviews
What I don't get, is how he's immune to a wet nearly naked Colonel." Onesided Takslash with hints of ColonelPudge. Fluff.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-17-08 - Takumi & The Colonel - Complete

6. Just Fine reviews
He had thrown himself under my covers and puts his short arms around my skinny waist and buried his wet face in my loose t-shirt, and the cartilage of his nose was poking my shoulder blade. It's slash if you squint real hard.
Looking For Alaska, John Green - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-10-08 - Pudge & The Colonel - Complete

7. Turkey Is A Little Less Important Than Some Things reviews
I mean, hey, I only get to come home like, three times a year, now. I gotta take it where I can get it. Implied sexslash. Oneshot.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-26-08 - Complete

8. We Are Broken » reviews
You turn away; you know that the most beautiful thing in your life has been marred by desire and you feel the tears start to overflow. Slash; Twoshot
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-25-08 - Complete

9. Five Steps » reviews
You kind of messed up step one. But that’s okay. The sad part is that you fucked up step two. Step two was the part that you needed to get right. Onesided slash oneshot.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-17-08 - Complete

10. Because You Love Him reviews
You notice the trashcan overflowing with snack cake wrappers that was empty when you got there. And you hadn't eaten anything. Nerdslash. Bulimia allusions.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-08 - Complete

11. And You Feel Safe reviews
Drake is a teensy bit scared after an after trick-or-treating scary moviepalooza. Oneshot fluffslash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-3-08 - Complete

12. Sex reviews
Afterglow is exclusive to the movies. Slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-21-08 - Complete

13. There's A Reason I Let Him Call Me A Girl reviews
The first time was an accident. Sort of. I was kind of high, but not stoned, and I was kind of drunk, but not trashed. I was in that place where everything was normal, but just a little bit better than usual. Oneshot. BJSLASH
Four Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-2-08 - Complete

14. Voices reviews
Drake tries to make friends with the shadows on his wall. Based strongly on the song 'Unwell' by Matchbox Twenty. Piece number 2.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-30-08 - Complete

15. Watching Stars Without You reviews
I want to yell at them, "He was my soul mate, too! He wasn't just a son and a brother and a musician! He took a piece of me with him! Doesn't that deserve to be carved into a f****ing rock?" Implied DJSLASH. Oneshot.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 390 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-28-08 - Complete

16. Love Is Dead Within Me reviews
Crazy Steve decides to hurt Josh in a way that he knows cannot be healed. Character death.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 230 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 8-22-08 - Complete

17. Straight to Hell in a Hand Basket reviews
Drake's eyes were wide, and his mouth was open in disbelief. "Wha- Wh..." he couldn't get his words out right, "What, in the name of all that is manly, are you doing?" Drabble. D/J slash.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-15-08 - Complete

18. Shadows reviews
Drake tries to make friends with the shadows on his wall. Based strongly on the song 'Unwell' by Matchbox Twenty. Piece number 1.
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 397 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-14-08 - Complete

19. I Should Have Known reviews
Dumbledore's angsty musings on a certain love affair. Albert Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-13-08 - Complete

20. Long Live the Car Crash Hearts » reviews
.HIATUS. Drake walks in on Josh, while Josh is with his boyfriend. .SLASH. Chapter 8 is up!
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 54 - Updated: 5-30-08 - Published: 1-16-08

21. Love That Summer Heat reviews
He was there. Just lying there. Being all glisteny and whatnot. When just a second ago he was just Drake. Now he’s Do-me-now, Drake. Slash. Oneshot Drabble.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-29-08 - Complete

22. Toppings on The Sundae reviews
J:“Mhm. There’s something annoyingly charming about it. And it’s not like you don’t have a reason to be as overly confident as you are; I mean, look at you.”D:“I know right? Ugly people will never understand the ego boost of being beautiful.” djfluffslash
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-23-08 - Complete

23. Sterile from the Photon Bruises reviews
How can they live without each other? I don't think they can. Copious amounts of suicide. Slash-like.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete

24. Drake is Dead reviews
Josh is having trouble deciphering his feelings after Drake's death. Oneshot.
Drake & Josh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-4-07 - Complete

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