Hey, I'm SCHMUZZ - that's pronounced (Sh-mah-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz) yeah, that twelfth 'z' is crucial. CRUCIAL. Anyway, I like writing stories and fanfiction and blah, blah blah; check back here in case I feel like updating stories.

I'm working on a few - not that you would care unless, you know, I posted them. Anyway, I enjoy writing and reading in the following fandoms:

Red vs Blue (OMG This is the best online show ever, of all time).

Iron Man - I know some people prefer comics to the movies, buuuuut Tony/Pepper is the only het pairing I have left so don't take that away from me.

Portal - VALVe is awesome

Assassin's Creed and Prototype crossovers are also totally cool and whatnot. Try as I might but I can't seem to write anything else. Well, I am strangely okay with that.

American Idiot (If only because my friend metaphorically makes out with this musical)

Team Fortress 2 - Please refer to the 'Portal' entry above.

Sherlock Holmes - Like Iron man, much of this love is based on Robert Downey Jr. Though in this case I've read and thoroughly enjoyed the original stories.

Also, while not in any fandoms I really like "Target Women" with Sarah Haskins from Current TV, That Guy with the Glasses, the Travel Channel show "Ghost Adventures" Staring Zak Bagan's triangular shaped hair. Seriously. Look at his hair. It's so great, also nice pecs, too. But seriously that hair is god-like. Aaaand everything by Rooster Teeth. They are superior masters in screwing around/comedy.

Oh, and one other thing; a quick list of things to occupy your time:

Roosterteeth.com - Watch everything they've done and buy awesome shirts and whatnot. PM me if you want to be friends.

tvtropes.org - And informal Wikipedia that reveals names and examples of the many tropes of popular culture.

Post Secret - A Sunday updated website of anonymous secrets on post cards. May have secrets that aren't G rated...

Fandom Secrets - A much more updated anonymous secret on more fandom/internet/television type things. Also, not all secrets are G rated - and some may either scar you for life and/or give you a new obsession. Want to know why I like Prototype and Assassin's Creed crossovers? This.

I call Shotgun's Lap! - For anyone who ever thought something was going on with the guys on Red vs Blue. Fluff is abundant, but again, not really a G-rated site. Also, slash.

Oh, and I got a Tumblr. At some point I'll probably post some extra stuff there (Most likely Affinity stuff and whatnot, after I finish it, at least.)

Well, that's about it. I hope to get some entertaining stories on here at some point in the near future. I have a habit of deleting long unfinished stories, as well as trying to get the rough draft of a multiple chaptered story written before polishing it and posting it. I try to polish my writing as much as I can - I don't rely on a beta, either. But if you enjoy my stories and would like some help or constructive feedback, don't hesitate to ask. Actually, don't be afraid to contact me just to say hi! Or you know, not. I don't want to make anybody feel pressured.

I'm... I'm sorry I brought it up.

I'll just - I'll just go... now. Bye.

With love, S