Given I only have six stories posted at the moment, I doubt there's many people reading this. However, if you are, thankyou for taking the time to do so. Since this profile is all I have to sum me up, I shall try to be as quick as possible:

I like: Death Note, Light Yagami, Watari (so long as he's portrayed as a kind person to everyone, not just the Wammy gang), Matt, Eddie Izzard (genius), my laptop, Ben & Jerrys, art, good fanfic, good music, DeviantArt, Battle Royale, Tatsuya Fujiwara, daydreaming and plotting Near's demise.

I get annoyed by: People who hate Light for his actions without taking into account his reasons for them (their spam on YouTube is especially irritating), Near (the brat), coursework, exams, 'gangstas' and those who can't be bothered to spell/talk properly or use proper grammar (especially if they then decide they'd make a great fanfic author).

3 more things:

-I am very British, and I make a lot of American/blonde/American blonde jokes, despite the (natural) blonde streak in my own hair. Just to warn you.

-I love torture, horror and gore, but I am also a complete sucker for a piece of well-done fluff or humour.

-I am on deviantArt and LiveJournal (friending on both is welcome!).

Currently listening to: Various random stuff

Currently reading: Revision notes.

Currently watching: Death Note (again)

Completed stories:

Havisham: '"Honestly, little thing," Kira intoned softly "I'd have thought you'd be used to me by now. You were the one that called me into being, after all..."

My horror baby, cowritten with the lovely shirosunday (read her stuff- it's sheer awesomeness), in which Shinigami-Kira flies around and inflicts torture on Matsuda, Near, Ryuk and... well, you have to read the story to find out who else. I'd never written anything this grotesque in my life before, and I loved every minute of it. Apparently a few of you did as well, which added to the fun! -grins-

Current stories:

Circumlocution: 'A collection of drabbles, ficlets and poems inspired by one-word prompts. Characters, moods, universes and pairings may- read: will- vary.'

Circumlocution apparently means to do a long explanation where a short one will do. So, being the mistress of strange story titles, I took it as a drabble challenge. Story arcs will range from WWI to child!L and Light. Tis all rather fun to write and, I hope, to read.

Rigor Mortis: 'A collection of M-rated oneshots'

And that about says it all, really. Most of this is inspired by memes on other sites, namely LJ, but it's a great excuse to write twistedness. There's a lot of random pairings involved- some of them a little less... canon than normal, but here's hoping it's still all fairly fun. Well, as fun as twistedness gets anyway...

Upcoming fics:

The Changeling: 'It was meant to be a simple cover mission, that was all. Elise certainly hadn't planned on being killed...'

A Captain Scarlet/CHERUB crossover, currently in the process of being beta-read by the ever-patient Chris Bishop. In short, a CHERUB agent is sent on a mission as part of Scarlet and Rhapsody's cover, but finds herself quite literally in over her head. May be posted as part of the Halloween challenge- but ask Chris, I'm really not very good at beta-reading response times...

As yet untitled: 'A week before finding the Death Note, Light is diagnosed with terminal cancer. "Can you change the world in a year?" "I don't know, but I can die trying."'

Based on a plot bunny by Nilahxapiel- will feature LxLight, but not too much. I love the idea and since cancer's a very personal subject I couldn't help but take it up. At the moment, it's kept me from plunging headlong into the horror and gore of 'Havisham' and has continued staving off the stress of multiple coursework deadlines, and I should probably be grateful for that.

Cupcakes and Cooking Lessons

What will be the sequel to Cohabitation, if the plot bunnies in my head will provide me with a little more than just the occasional snippets of scenes. Twill be fluff with a few serious moments, and quite a few more characters introduced, but probably won't be posted until August-ish.

There is not enough pot to go around 92 percent of the teenage population. Abercrombie & Fitch is not liked by 98 percent of teens. If you are one of those people who always thought something was suspicious about statements to the contrary, feel free to join the ranks of those of us who point and laugh at them.