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| BleedingThornsOfARedRose |
Author has written 26 stories for Star Wars, That '70s Show, and Will and Grace. HELLO! 6 November 2012-- For now, all my stories are on hiatus. My response to an activity we had to do somewhere. Hello! May I say that this activity is incredibly stupid! FIVE THINGS ABOUT YOU! So go on, list five things. :pauses: Oh, wait, I’m supposed to that! Random fact number 5449! Did you know that in Rigeletto, an opera, the tenors don’t get the main part, as in most other operas? Baritones get it! Anyway, fact number one: I am completely, obsessively in love with… Shall I keep you in suspense? No? Very well then. …HUGH LAURIE! House? British. Cute. Played the Prince Regent (George III) and George in Blackadder and Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster with Stephen Fry. What next? Tally-ho! What does that mean anyway? Numero dos:pauses for a very long time: What will I share? Ah! A quest! Let us see… :rummages through brain, mumbling wildly and throwing things out: I have dreams of flying carpets! We discuss the lack of reality in Romeo and Juliet, or as I prefer, P—… Sorry, not school appropriate! Random fact number 5983! Edward II, King of England, was… You should read it for yourself! Straight from Wikipedia! (Not reliable, I know, but still.) “It was later rumoured that Edward had been killed by the insertion of a piece of copper into his anus (later a red-hot iron rod, as in the supposed murder of Edmund Ironside), supposedly as a deserved end of a homosexual. It also supposedly had the added benefit that it would appear that the king had died a natural death; this is due to the fact that a metal tube was inserted into the rectum first, allowing the iron rod to penetrate the innards without leaving a burn on the anus.” It was by his wife and her lover. FIDELITY, PEOPLE! SAVES SO MUCH TROUBLE! Tre! Um… I love to make people feel utterly depressed (through writing because I’m not completely heartless)! JUST KIDDING! Although I could tell you the suicide story from that rainy night… :Audience screams “NO!” at the top of their blackened lungs—Thank You for Smoking :): No? Fine:pouts:smiles: Cinque! I can read minds! For example, I know for a fact that right now this is going through your mind: “This chick is crazy! Why isn’t she in the mental hospital?” Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Gather ‘round, ducklings. :whispers: I made the patients look sane. :giggles: Random fact 6006! Gathered from Wiki again. World War I ended on “11:00am on November 11, 1918 — the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month”. Interesting? Alright, ducklings, guess away. : ‘ducklings’ stare: Oh. Oh! OH! That was only four! Last but not least! I love reading Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead over and over. “A man who talks sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.” Guess now, darlings. :silence:angrily: GUESS:Mwah-hah-hah-hah!: Don't know what I'm high on... | |||||||
1. Dirty Surprise » reviewsBack together for the summer, Donna has some sexy surprises for her boyfriend. Rated M.That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,807 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 7-30-12 - Published: 1-13-10 - Donna P. & Eric F. - Complete2. To A Love Story Never Told » reviewsFrom waiting for a war to end, to marriage, to children, a collection of one-shots of Red and Kitty's life together.That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 11-25-11 - Published: 12-11-10 - Kitty F. & Red F.3. Remember reviews"I got so drunk all I remember is making out with some guy in the hot tub." -Season 3. Missing moment. Drabble.Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 324 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-23-11 - Will T. & Jack M. - Complete4. His Girl reviewsHe has her and him, and she has memories and questions. DE, season 8.That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-3-11 - Donna P. & Eric F. - Complete5. Delirious reviewsDonna and Eric finally get a chance to use the table. Post 5x12, season 5. M.That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-3-11 - Donna P. & Eric F. - Complete6. Christmas Tree Girls reviewsOne boring party with creepy people later, they end up hiding away. Christmasy DE smut.That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,069 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-10 - Donna P. & Eric F. - Complete7. Open Your Mouth reviewsThe JH out take from Disjointed. Hyde tells Jackie what he needs to say.That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-13-10 - Jackie B. & Steven H. - Complete8. D is For » reviewsThey are desperate, deluded, and despairing, among other things. Facing the truths of growing up, a tale of bitter regrets, sudden realisations, letting go, and moving on. Set of six drabbles from each character's PoV per chapter.That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,311 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-11-10 - Published: 3-26-099. Goodbye reviewsA sudden crackling sounded loudly overhead, and his flight was called. "I love you, Donna." Season 7 finale .That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9-25-10 - Donna P. & Eric F. - Complete10. Simply reviewsAnakin does not like being called Padawan. Short, drabble-esqe.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete11. Unanswered Questions reviewsThe people who loved him called him Ani. But Obi-Wan never called him Ani. AO Friendship.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-6-10 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete12. Disjointed » reviewsBack in Point Place for Spring Break, Donna has some problems with Eric and home.That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,432 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-23-10 - Donna P. & Eric F. - Complete13. When Sleep Doesn't Come reviewsIn the silence, late at night, there just won't be any rest of them. Post S7-S8. DE.That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-28-10 - Eric F. & Donna P. - Complete14. Valentine's Day reviewsSeason 4. Casey Kelso stood Donna up again and Eric ends up reaping the benefits. Smut. M.That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-11-10 - Eric F. & Donna P. - Complete15. Promise On A Heartbeat reviewsEric needs to know if Donna loves him enough to come back. Post season 8. Smut. One-shot.That '70s Show - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-31-09 - Eric F. & Donna P. - Complete16. It's Just reviewsIt's not that she loves Eric still, she tells herself. It's just... Randy's not Eric. DE, season 8.That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-17-09 - Donna P. - Complete17. Betrayal reviewsHe's not sure who he's betraying. Set at the end of A New Hope. Drabble.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-30-09 - Darth Vader & Obi-Wan K. - Complete18. Dear Donna reviewsThe truth about happily ever after...is that it takes some sad to get there. Eric's thoughts of breaking up and Africa. Season 8. Drabble. DonnaXEric.That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-25-09 - Eric F. & Donna P. - Complete19. Dark Diamond reviewsSteven Hyde has a habit of not being honest with himself. If he were he might have admitted... Late season eight character study. One-shot.That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 3-15-09 - Steven H. - Complete20. Prom Night reviewsThere were several things Hyde didn't do. Yet here he was, dancing at the junior prom with his enemy thinking this wasn't good his rep. But Steven doesn't mind. Why does Jackie make Steven do these things and not Hyde? ONE SHOT, prom, veteran's day.That '70s Show - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-18-08 - Steven H. & Jackie B. - Complete21. Unwanted Thief reviews16 yr old Anakin tries to get himself expelled from the Jedi Order as he doubts his place among them. "No one wants me here. No one thinks I'm going to be even a decent Jedi. The only reason they keep me around is because I may be the Chosen one."Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-24-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete22. Doubt reviewsAm I a burden to you, Master?" Anakin is about to take his trials, and wants to know why Obi-Wan once considered requesting a different master for Anakin. Direct companion piece to Burden of Joy.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-11-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete23. Good v Evil reviewsLuke is getting tortured by Palpatine and Obi-Wan encourages Vader to fulfill his destiny. "Are you forever Darth Vader or are you my brother, Anakin Skywalker?"Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-5-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Darth Vader - Complete24. Listen reviewsI always listen to you, I just don't always do as you say." ObiWan tries to explain to Anakin that he needs to listen to him after Anakin messes up an assignment. Hopefully semi-funny.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-23-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete25. Switched reviewsAnakin plays with one of the younger Padawans while Obi-Wan watches and wonders what happened. What's he more mature at nine? Useless little fic.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-16-08 - Anakin Skywalker & Obi-Wan K. - Complete26. Burden Of Joy reviewsFlames consumed Qui-Gon Jinn's body and flames consumed Obi-Wan Kenobi's thoughts.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-14-08 - Obi-Wan K. & Anakin Skywalker - Complete
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