Author has written 26 stories for Star Wars, That '70s Show, and Will and Grace.
6 November 2012-- For now, all my stories are on hiatus.
My response to an activity we had to do somewhere.
Hello! May I say that this activity is incredibly stupid! FIVE THINGS ABOUT YOU! So go on, list five things. :pauses: Oh, wait, I’m supposed to that! Random fact number 5449! Did you know that in Rigeletto, an opera, the tenors don’t get the main part, as in most other operas? Baritones get it! Anyway, fact number one: I am completely, obsessively in love with… Shall I keep you in suspense? No? Very well then. …HUGH LAURIE! House? British. Cute. Played the Prince Regent (George III) and George in Blackadder and Wooster in Jeeves and Wooster with Stephen Fry. What next? Tally-ho! What does that mean anyway? Numero dos:pauses for a very long time: What will I share? Ah! A quest! Let us see… :rummages through brain, mumbling wildly and throwing things out: I have dreams of flying carpets! We discuss the lack of reality in Romeo and Juliet, or as I prefer, P—… Sorry, not school appropriate! Random fact number 5983! Edward II, King of England, was… You should read it for yourself! Straight from Wikipedia! (Not reliable, I know, but still.) “It was later rumoured that Edward had been killed by the insertion of a piece of copper into his anus (later a red-hot iron rod, as in the supposed murder of Edmund Ironside), supposedly as a deserved end of a homosexual. It also supposedly had the added benefit that it would appear that the king had died a natural death; this is due to the fact that a metal tube was inserted into the rectum first, allowing the iron rod to penetrate the innards without leaving a burn on the anus.” It was by his wife and her lover. FIDELITY, PEOPLE! SAVES SO MUCH TROUBLE! Tre! Um… I love to make people feel utterly depressed (through writing because I’m not completely heartless)! JUST KIDDING! Although I could tell you the suicide story from that rainy night… :Audience screams “NO!” at the top of their blackened lungs—Thank You for Smoking :): No? Fine:pouts:smiles: Cinque! I can read minds! For example, I know for a fact that right now this is going through your mind: “This chick is crazy! Why isn’t she in the mental hospital?” Well, I’ll let you in on a little secret. Gather ‘round, ducklings. :whispers: I made the patients look sane. :giggles: Random fact 6006! Gathered from Wiki again. World War I ended on “11:00am on November 11, 1918 — the eleventh hour of the eleventh day of the eleventh month”. Interesting? Alright, ducklings, guess away. : ‘ducklings’ stare: Oh. Oh! OH! That was only four! Last but not least! I love reading Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead over and over. “A man who talks sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.” Guess now, darlings. :silence:angrily: GUESS:Mwah-hah-hah-hah!:
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