| auburn-haired-sadist-XD |
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, Anime X-overs, and To Kill a Mockingbird. Hello Everyone! My name is Jordan, and I AM A GIRL!! I like to talk on forums and read stories. I try to review often on stories I read, so please return the favor! I love Bleach; it's actually quite unhealthy. I also love Sweeney Todd, Soul Calibur, and Assassin's Creed. Metal Gear Solid 4 was the freakin' shiznizit. And Death Note is also pretty good. (L is my favorite. XD) (Space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space) I'm not that big on Naruto anymore, but it can be alright. Besides, I have to finish my Naruto/Bleach crossover. So I really have no choice but to put up with it. (laughs) (Space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space, line break, space) Also, I love musicals. Musicals are my freakin' LIFE. O.O Okay, so not literally. But still, I love them! My favorites are Avenue Q, Sweeney Todd, Wicked, and RENT! Name: Jordan Gender: Female Age: I am 15, going on 16, fellas'll get in line...;-) Hair Color: Auburn XD But only in the sun, really. Othersie, it just looks like boring brown. :-P Bleh! Favorite Colors: Black, Red, White, Blue, and Green Books: The Harry Potter Series, The Good Earth, Animal Farm, The Host, Blood and Chocolate, Freaks, The Uglies Trilogy, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, The Twilight Series, Things Not Seen, The Artemis Fowl Series, The Maximum Ride Series, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, A Thousand Splendid Suns, and many, many more! My favorite pairings: Bleach- IchiRuki, IshiHime (I'm open to other pairings, though, as long as they're not yaoi or yuri.) Sweeney Todd- (Don't have any. I'm pretty fine with all the pairings. Except for Turpin/Johanna, of course.) Soul Calibur- Xianghua/Kilik, Talim/Yun-Seong Assasin's Creed- (Okay, are there really any pairings in this game? I mean, maybe Altair and that chick from the DS Assassin's Creed, but I've never played it, so I wouldn't know...) Metal Gear Solid- (Don't have any. I actually don't pay too much attention to pairings in this game.) Death Note- (...they were all pretty freakin' crazy. I don't think it really matters who was with who. I couldn't keep track of anything going on in it anyway. (laughs sheepishly)) Naruto- Naruto/Hinata, Shikimaru/Temari Well, that's about all I have to say! Thanks for looking at my profile. :-D You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did (I lost my bunny! I don't know what happened to him, and I can't find him anywhere! If anybody has a bunny image, please message me!) This is Bunny. I got him from someone else. Copy and paste Bunny into your signature to help him gain world domination. SUPPORT THE BUNNY! There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile. "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show)/played a game so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn’t get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. | |||||||||
1. To Kill A Mockingbird: Five Personas » reviewsFive poems based around five different characters from To Kill A Mockingbird. Rated T for some of the content mentioned from the book. Enjoy!To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-2-092. What Were The Chances? » reviewsA Naruto and Bleach Crossover. Bleach doesn't come in until later in the story. Romance-Humor-Action-Adventure. ShinoXOC and IchigoXOC More info inside. *sheepish grin* I know, I hate it when authors do that, too. And yet here I am, doing it. *grins*Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,732 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-22-08 - Published: 7-15-083. Driving Lessons reviews“Does everyone like it?” “What…exactly is it?” he asked. “It’s the Arrancar Mobile!” she cheered, dancing to stand next to what Aizen was pretty sure humans called an "automobile." Humor--Rated for Cursing- Grimmjaw, Nnoitra, Tousen, Ulquiorra, and OCBleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-30-08 - Grimmjow J. & Ulquiorra - Complete4. Clothing Disputes reviewsIchigo's getting his butt whipped by a hollow, so his takes over. But...what the heck is he wearing? One-Shot -OOCness for both Ichigo and his Hollow-Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-12-08 - Ichigo K. & Dark Ichigo - Complete5. Hollows On A PlaneIchigo, Renji, Rukia, and Uryu are taking a pleasant flight on a SoulSociety Airlines plane...that is, until a hollow showed up, and the chaos that insued in the events that followed thanks to the appearance of me and my friend KaTrena.Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Published: 6-10-08 - Complete6. A RantXStory Thing On Bleach! What's With Ichigo? reviewsWhy does Ichigo act the way he does about his mom's death? A rant on the depressed teenage boy's strange ways of showing emotions, which turns into a story that has Ichigo beating up Tatsuki, Don Kanoji being an idiot...ya know, the usual stuff.Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-29-08 - Ichigo K. & Tatsuki A. - Complete