Hello everybody, and thanks for opening my bio!

I don't know what to write here really. I really don't want to brag. Why don't you guys tell me?

Simple stats:
I'm female, fifteen years old, American(who lives in the middles east. It's awesome here though.) and...I love writing! Lol.

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Favorite Cartoons

Ed, Edd and Eddy
Fantastic 4
Megas XLR
Samurai Jack
Teen Titans
Ben 10 (both series)

Favorite Anime/Manga

Digimon (seasons 1 & 2. Though I haven't seen the rest.)
Shakugan no Shana (awesome!!)
Naruto (yeah, if you haven't watched, you're missing BIG time. And the manga rules too.)
Bleach (Manga ONLY!! well, since the anime's based off of it, it's okay, but they just don't LOOK good in the cartoon form you know...?)
The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya (omg, the characters are so CUTE!!)
Clannad (it has a nice story shrugs. I hate the main girl though.)
Code Geass (I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAVEN'T PUT THIS ON YET!! Best show ever! An absolute MUST watch!!)
Death Note (the first half is INCREDIBLE. Watch that, then you decide whether to watch further.)
Fruits Basket
Pandora Hearts

Favorite things on TV that aren't cartoons

Hannah Monatana...yeah, not so much anymore.
American Idol - it's a continuing series that just keeps getting more fans. How can I not watch it?
High School Musical - I watch it because...I really don't know. It's so cliche but I still watch it. It's weirdly entertaining.
Camp Rock - It's better than high school musical, but definitely has its flaws.
Monk - yeah, but it's funny
The Apprentice - especially the celebrity one. Man, can those people argue!
Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader - Lol, humiliation room extraordinaire!!

Favorite Games

All the Sonic games ('cept sonic 1006)
Ratchet & Clank series
The Jak & Daxter Series
Pokemon Games(addicting to say the least).
Naruto: Ultimate Ninja 4
Harvest Moon

Favorite Books

All the Harry Potter Books, except the 6th one
The 'His Dark Materials' Trilogy.
Tim Bowler books. They're awesome, you guys should check out 'Frozen Fire'.

Favorite Characters (cartoons)

Double D - Ed, Edd and Eddy. One of the cutest guys in the cartoon industry, plus I love his chararcter.
Eddy -Ed, Edd and Eddy. No character like him in the world, love the idea.
Johnny Storm - Fantastic 4(2006) Don't get me wrong, he's awesome in the movie as well, but have you seen him in the cartoon? love him in it! So adorable!
Robin -Teen Titans - Love him, his character and... him!
Beast Boy -Only one word to describe him, funny, funny, funny!
Raven -Don't ask me why just like her.
Jack -Samurai Jack - Poor guy, he can never win can he?
Ben - Love this show. Funny and cute, though he sometimes gets on my nerves.
Tyson -Awesome character, though I haven't seen the cartoon in English -. Plus, he looks great too.
Tai - Now here's where my fanfiction thing all started. Love this guy. Cute, funny, nice friendly...
Mimi - Really pretty, and funny when she acts so clueless.
Ash - He's so funny! Lol, you gotta appreciate the fact
Naruto - It's funny, I used to hate him like hell. The only thing that I liked was Sasuke. But now, I'm like fawning over Naruto and absolutely LOATHE Sasuke. Funny how things change.
Kakashi - Love him, love hime, love him. He's like the crazy older dad, you know?
Rock Lee - His looks...cough... but i love his personality! Adorable!
Toushiro Hitsugaya- The shortest cutie on the planet, despite his long name. And my FAVORITE guy in Bleach. Honestly, he's so cute you could just squeal!! I just did!! Plus he's uber strong!
Yoruichi Shihuin- She has this strange aura that makes you respect her, you know? Even though she's totally fake, lolz!
Uruhara Kisuke - Omg, the turn back the pendulum arc just made me love him to no bounds, you know? Same goes for the Vizoreds! Lol, and Hiyori (you know, Uruhara's ex-lieutenant?) Did you guys read chapter 368? hahha, that taunting with Hitsugaya? LOLZ! 'baldy, baldy, baldly, Baldy, BAldy, BALdy, BALDy, BALDY!! SHRIMP!!" and then Hitsugaya's reaction! hahahhah!
Haruhi Suzumiya- She's got the type of character I love in anime girls. A lolness attitude, you know? Carefree!
Kyon- He's got the best sarcastic humor EVER! Lol, he's so adorable that way.

I like a million more people in Bleach and Naruto but if I list them here, it would technically be called spam...not that the stuff below isn't, lol!

Favorite Couples

Tai & Sora
Tyson & Hilary
Johnny & OC
Robin & Raven (Well it's better than him being with Starfire. I mean really, she's taller than him for crying out loud! But it's not that bad.)
Mimi & Matt (I mean come on, they're the two hotties in the show, they should totally hook up.)
Double D & Marie (These two are my favorites in the whole show. If Marie changed a bit, the two could really work out)
Ash & Misty (They are the most probable pair of the show)
Harry & Hermione (Hermione & Ron?! How the hell do those two make a good couple?)
Lyra & Will (From the 'His Dark Materials' trilogy. Probably most know by the first book 'the Northern Lights' or the Golden compass. It's really unfair what happens to them at the end. Bitterly sweet, you just can't help loving them.)
Ash & Dawn -(anything with Ash!)
Naruto & Ino or Sakura. But just the two. See, in the girls, I like Ino first, then Sakura. NaruIno is totally impossible, but it's cute! But I loathe SasuSaku, simply because it's Sasuke!)
Hitsugaya & Hinamori or Karin! Once again, anything with the guy! Because he's just too cute!! Eeek!! hahahah!
Uruhara & Yoruichi - come on, they've known each other since the beginning. And it sorta just makes sense, you know?
Inoue & Ulquiorra - or InoueIchigo. I like 'em both the same. I just don't like Rukia. Ya, I'm part of the 1 that can't stand her. But it was her who made Ulquiorra realize he had a 'heart'.
Ichimaru & Rangiku - there's that mystery about these two, and I just can't figure it out. it's so strange for someone as flamboyant as Matsumoto to have such a grim childhood. Seriously, I don't think she'd be anywhere if she hadn't met Gin.
Haruhi & Kyon- He's the first guy she's ever talked to! And she's always, like, asking his opinion and stuff. It's totally cute!

Favorite (cartoon) Quotes

Fantastic 4-

(Ben panting, trying to catch his breath)JohnnyAww, what's the matter big guy? Are you a little short on breath?"

Ben: "We're the same height genius." (A/N: They've shrunk in this episode.)

(Johnny stumped)
Johnny:"Yeah, well... so are you!"

Ed, Edd 'n Eddy

(Double D taking forever to do his chores. Eddy picks up a nearby stickynote.)
Eddy: Oh great, what's this one say?(Puts on squeaky voice) Dear Eddward, stop breathing because the drain's clogged?"

Eddy: So Ed, did you hide them good?

Ed: Yep, they're snug as a bug on a rug in a jug-

(Stepping in front of Eddy, quite mad)
Edd: How you manage, in one foul swoop, to make a mockery of the laws of physics is-

(Eddy pushes Edd roughly aside)
Eddy: Out of the way, Sockhead! So where'd you hide them Ed?

(Ed waving his hands excitedly) Yeah! (Stops waving with clueless look covering his face) Um... I forget.

Eddy: What do you mean you forget?

Naruto

Kakashi: So why don't you start by saying something about yourselves, you know, things you like, things you don't like...hobbies...dreams for the future.

Naruto: You go first.

Kakashi: Me?

Sakura: Ya, so we see how it works.

Kakashi: Okay. I'm Kakashi Hatake...things I like and things I don't like...eh, I don't feel like telling you that...dreams for the future...haven't really thought about it... as for my hobbies...I have lots of hobbies.

Sakura: Well that wasn't helpful, all he really told us was his name.

A/N: (I know it's not a lot, but give me some time, I've got loads!)

Favorite REAL Quotes (with help from looking through other people's profiles, lol!)

"I may not be perfect, but I'm always me"

"The person who said nothing is impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door."

"True strength is being able to hold it all together when everyone else expects you to fall apart"

"I don't forgive people because I'm weak. I forgive them because I'm strong enough to know people make mistakes."

"Happiness is not about having what you want. It's about wanting what you have."

"Anger is a condition of the mind in which the tongue moves faster than the mind."

"Destiny isn't tailor made, it's hand stitched."

"When you were born, everyone around you was smiling and you were crying. Live you life so that when you die, you're smiling and everyone around you is crying."

"Every flower must grow through dirt."

"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work."-Thomas Edison

"We! Are about to head to the battlefield!! Believe, our blades will not be shattered. Believe, our souls will not be cut! Promise!! Even if the ground may split, we will come back alive to this place!" -Abarai Renji, Bleach chapter 248

"Music was my refuge. I could crawl into the space between the notes and curl my back to loneliness." -Maya Angelou

"A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence." -Leopold Stokowski

"I have twenty masks that I don a day, and a thousand more I never wear."

A piece of literature about saying 'Goodbye'...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the all the innocent lives lost

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole! (Lol, something I picked up from a writer called MistressOfTime1218. I thought it was great!)

Now for a little quiz! Check this out.

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