...Me, Myself And I...

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Current Fandom: Death Note

Current Pairing: MelloXMatt

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-Stats-

You can call me City Girl...or my real name...Hannah :D

I am old for some, yet I am young for many.

My star sign is Scorpio.

I love watching Crime Shows and Anime.

I have a paranoia disorder...just been diagnosed...hehehehe...

My favourite music bands/singers are: Skillet, Three Days Grace, Snow Patrol, The Killers, Cascada and P!nk

Also I have phases were I'm into one fandom and the I switch into another fandom.

My phases could last from days to months, and depending on the fandom I'm into, might effect the stories I'm writing.

ShinigamiApples is probably one of THE coolest people on this site!

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A Chance To Kiss - First Story Ever!

What Happens In College - First Story Over 100 Reviews!

Fun With Numbers - First Story Over 200 Reviews & 100 Favourites!

Fun With Numbers - First And Only Story To Get Flamed?

Elementary, My Dear Roxy - First Story Over 300 & 400 & 500 Reviews!

Broken Colours - First Story To Get Over 100 Alerts & 600 & 700 Reviews!

I Am On The Favourites List Of 180 Members!

I Am On The Alert List Of 150 Members!

-My Other Haunts-

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5186877/1/Orgy_XIII - A most fantastical collaboration between me and the totally awesome Naive-Symphony!

http://fiction.gurabiteshiyon.net/authors.php?no=3820 - Gravitation FanFic Site

http://www.fictionpress.com/u/597605/ - FictionPress site

http://city-girl-dreamer.deviantart.com/ - deviantART site

x-h4nn4h-x@hotmail.co.uk - Contact me here or you know..add me on MSN!

-Fan Art-

http://olivegreeni.deviantart.com/art/Broken-Colours-Cover-Art-139726450 - by It Reeks of Fangirls cover art for 'Broken Colours'

http://olivegreeni.deviantart.com/art/Mello-Sketch-140699686 - It Reeks of Fangirls drawing during Chapter 21 of 'Broken Colours'

http://lynarsiane.deviantart.com/art/DN-Broken-Colours-141675370 - The potrait of the Saffron Knight and his Crimson Damsel by lynarsiane for 'Broken Colours'

http://olivegreeni.deviantart.com/art/BC-Mello-Chapter-24-141771310 - It Reeks of Fangirls picture of Mello during Chapter 24 of 'Broken Colours'

http://olivegreeni.deviantart.com/art/BC-Mello-Lightning-142535723 - It Reeks of Fangirls picture of Mello during chapter 25 of 'Broken Colours'

http://olivegreeni.deviantart.com/art/BC-Falling-Mello-143503806 - It Reeks of Fangirls picture of Mello during Chapter 26 of 'Broken Colours'

http://mattthegamer.deviantart.com/art/The-Only-One-In-Colour-144597138MattTheGamer picture of Matt and Mello for 'Broken Colours'

-What's Going On-

All Harry Potter stories are on-hold, a.k.a. I'm not updating them at this moment in time.

A Picture's Worth for Gravitation is on hold.

My CSI story What Happens In College is on hold too!

Also Running Away for Devil May Cry is on hold...

Fifty Displays Of Love for Junjou Romantica is on hold as well...

The Boys Of Wammy for Death Note, is a W.I.P!

Broken Colours for Death Note is a W.I.P too.

And Romeo & Lawliet for Death Note has one more part that needs posting up!

I am also doing a collab with Naive-Symphony for Kingdom Hearts and it's called Orgy XIII.

Also...many, many one-shots will be posted at various times for various fandoms.

-My Favourite Pairings-

They're written down as DomXSub

For threesomes it's written as DomXDomXSub

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Harry Potter: DracoXHarry/SiriusXRemus/DracoXBlaise/JamesXLily/GrindelwardXDumbledore/JamesXSiriusXRemus/JamesXSirius

CSI: NickXGreg/GregXRyan/RyanXEric/WarrickXNick/GilXSara/WarrickXCatherine/GregXHodges

Enzai - Falsely Accused: GuysXShion/LuscaXEvan/JoseXIo/JoseXGuys/EvanXVallewida/DurerXVallewida/GuildiasXDurer/GuildiasXMyuca/LuscaXGuys

Devil May Cry: DanteXNero/VergilXDante/VergilXDanteXNero/SpardaXEva/VergilXNero/SpardaXMundus/SpardaXDanteXVergil

Gravitation: TatsuhaXRyuichi/YukiXShuichi/RyuichiXShuichi/TatsuhaXHiro/HiroXSuguru/YukiXTatsuha/SeguchiXMika/SeguchiXSakano/ClaudeXHiro/Ma-kunXTachi

Ouran High School Host Club: KasanodaXTetsuya/HikaruXKaoru/KyouyaXTamaki/MoriXHunny/KyouyaXKaoru

Junjou Romantica: NowakiXHiroki/MiyagiXShinobu/UsagiXMisaki/MisakiXShinobu/MiyagiXHiroki

Sukisyo/Sukisho: SoraXSuano/ShinichiroXNanami/YoruXRan/NagaseXIchikawa/YoruXSora

Death Note: LightXL/MelloXMatt/MattXNear/Beyond BirthdayXL/Beyond BirthdayXLightXL/MelloXMattXNear/GevanniXNear/LightXMikami

Kingdom Hearts: RikuXSora/AxelXRoxas/ZexionXDemyx/XemnasXSaix/MarluxiaXVexen/AxelXDemyxXRoxas/SeiferXHayner/AxelXDemyx/CloudXLeon

General Final Fantasy VII: SephirothXCloud/ZackXCloud/RudeXReno/TsengXRufus/KadajXLozXYazoo/RenoXYazoo/SephirothXVincent/RenoXRufus/CloudXKadaj/CidXVincent/SephirothXGenesis/AngealXZack/SephirothXAngealXGenesis

Twilight: JacobXSeth/JacobXEdward/EdwardXJacob/EdwardXJasper/JacobXJasper/EmmetXJasper/EdwardXJasperXJacob

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Bold = OTP!

Italics = Favourite Character!

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-My Guilty Pleasures-

I love game/anime/manga characters far too easily for my own good.

I will most definately write stories or read stories that have the following guys (and the odd girl) in...

Harry Potter: Draco, Sirius, Remus, Blaise, Tom Riddle Jr.

Devil May Cry: Nero, Vergil, Dante, Credo...yeah...

Gravitation: Tatsuha, Yuki, Ryuichi, Hiro, K

Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki, Kaoru, Kyouya, Hikaru, Renge

Junjou Romantica: Nowaki, Shinobu, Misaki

Death Note: Mello, Matt, L, Beyond Birthday, Mikami, Near

Kingdom Hearts: Demyx, Roxas, Axel, Zexion, Marluxia, Riku, Luxord, Cloud, Leon, Hayner, Siefer

General Final Fantasy VII: Cloud, Sephiroth, Reno, Vincent, Kadaj, Yazoo, Rufus

Twilight: Jacob, Seth, Jasper

Yeah...I love them all...they're just too hot for their own good!

...pity they aren't real though...

- My Crazy OC's -

Name: Scarlet

Age: 17

Fandom: Kingdom Hearts - 'Elementary, My Dear Roxy'

Looks: Big, sparkly eyes that sparkle even more at the mere mention of 'gay guys'. Normally has blue eyes though. Black hair in curly pigtails either side of her head. Small height, big mouth and slim body.

Wears: A white lacy blouse with puffed up sleeves and long, black, flared out trousers. Normal black heels, and sometimes wears a blue apron, as she works in an ice cream shop.

Personality: Dear. Lord. I made her to be annoying and she is annoying. She's like my inner-fangirl brought to life. She loves yaoi, talking and touching gay guys.

What Happens: She basically terrorizes Roxas once she learns he's going out with Axel. She likes to take pictures with Demyx and she likes Hayner and his gang. Scarlet is paired with NO ONE! She likes being single...and stalking gay guys. Yeah...

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Name: Dita

Age: Varies, depending on the one-shot I'm writing

Fandom: Death Note - 'The Boy's Of Wammy'

Looks: Brown hair that's styled into little ringlets. Has little green eyes that are always narrowed. Pale white skin, short, skinny...yeah.

Wears: Plain, pleated black skirt and a dark red blouse that has the top two buttons undone. She wears black knee-high socks and black pumps.

Personality: Sarcastic little bitch that's obsessed with Near. She's mean to Mello (boo!) and Matt (hiss!), she's also friends with Linda.

What Happens: Near shoots her.

-THE KH SURVEY-

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions

1. Your favorite KH guy?

Demyx..NO! Axel...NO AGAIN! Riku...WAIT! It's Roxas...HANG ON! This is a trick question...isn't it!?

2. Your favorite KH girl?

...umm...Namine.

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?

...that creepy DiZ dude...eurghh...

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?

...I actually don't have one...so...meh...

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

The World That Never Was...the name itself is just awesomeness personified!

6. Least Favorite World?

100 Acre Wood...just don't go there with me...please..

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)

Demyx's Sitar...and Axel's Chakrams...they are teh SMEX!

8. Least Favorite Weapon?

Whatever Lexeaus uses...HECK! That ain't even a weapon! That's something my cousin made outta playdough!

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

That little ball of fluffy cuteness called Stitch!

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)

Final Form...oh yeahh!

11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?

Zemyx, AkuRoku and SoRiku. They are teh SMEX!

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?

I don't think I can have one anymore...

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.

LexXig...I made that one happen!

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?

See above answer...

15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?

Whenever Xemnas has one of his 'moments'...gawd that man can talk for some time!

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)

That total HAWTNESS called Riku!

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!

As in do I believe they are fucking each other? Then yes, yes I do.

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?

Nope! He's just naturally that sexy...he don't need no stereotype to go with it.

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?

Pink hair, flower-power, petals that erupt wherever he goes...yep, he's about as straight as a rainbow to me!

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?

...now that's just mean. I don't find her annoying. I just find her to be...in the way...

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why

Namine. I believe Olette to already be in a threesome with Hayner and Pence. Yeah! I went there! Although...the threesome only happens when Hayner isn't with Seifer. BAM! Went there again!

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?

Meh...don't have one really...

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?

Did you really just ask me that? Seriously? Are you on crack?!

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?

GAH! Axel...'cause then he would bring Roxas who would bring Demyx who would bring Zexion who would manipulate and then bring Riku who would invite Sora who would end up luring Sephiroth then he would get Cloud to come who would then bring Leon...

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?

I suppose...Namine. Because she is a closet yaoi fangirl who secretly draws AkuRoku in that pad of hers. BELIEVE IT!

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?

I said 'how can you NOT believe they are screwing each other' to my little sister when a cutscene of Axel and Roxas was playing. My Dad was right behind me.

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?

Nope. I would like to cosplay as Riku...just to have silver hair for the day.

28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?

See answer to Question 26. You shoulda seen his face.

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?

Sephiroth. Two words...BAD. ASS.

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?

Orgy XIII babeh!

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...

31. Hayner or Pence?

Hayner baby!

32. Zexion or Marluxia?

...Zexion. His is teh SMEX!

33. Riku or Roxas?

GAH! Errm...Rikas! Yeah, I went THERE!

34. Roxas or Sora?

Roxas. He's cuter...

35. Axel or Demyx?

...why? Just why? It ain't fair so I ain't answering!

36. Kairi or Larxene?

Larxene.

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?

...are you serious? Like...seriously?

38. Namixas or Namiku?

Namixas.

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?

WTF?! What is wrong with you? You cannot make me choose between the ultimate SMEXYNESS!

40. SoKai or SoRiku?

SoRiku. That right there is SMEX

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?

Axel and Roxas didn't need Paopu Fruit to ensure their everlasting love. They used Sea Salt Ice Cream instead!

42. Cloud or Leon?

Again, you cannot make me choose between HAWTNESS and SMEX...just bang 'em together instead!

43. CloTi of Clerith?

...Cleon. Yeah...beat that...

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?

Passion BABEH!

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy character's as well)

You sure? Alright...Demyx, Axel, Riku, Roxas, Zexion, Cloud, Leon, Sephiroth, Luxord, Marluxia, Saix (it's the hair flip!), Replica Riku (why have one when you can have two?), Hayner, Seifer, Xemnas (sometimes)...

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?

...Devil May Cry...actually no...that WOULD make me cry! Death Note maybe, but anymore crossovers in the KH world would just be OVERKILL!

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!

Axel - Reno (duh)

Short Haired Riku - Kadaj...kinda...just squint and it's there!

Long Haired Riku - Yazoo...I love me the long-haired types!

Sora - Leon...in a freaky mixed up way...

Roxas - Cloud...yeah...

Larxene - Draco...someone had in their profile and then I thought about it and BAM! I could see it!

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?

Kingdom Hearts:358/2 Days...I get to control the Orgy members...dear lord the mental images are too much!

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?

KH2 BABEH! S'all about the SMEXY ORGYNESS!

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?

See answer for Question 45.

...yeah...I went there...

-Fill Out #s 1-13 With Organization XIII Member's Names In A Random Order-

1- Luxord

2- Xemnas

3- Xaldin

4- Demyx

5- Roxas

6- Zexion

7- Larxene

8- Saix

9- Vexen

10- Lexeaus

11- Xigbar

12- Axel

13- Marluxia

1) Is a Seven/Three pairing more on the humourous side or the angsty side?

Larxene/Xaldin...oh that would be so funny!

2) Would Four/Ten be a smutty fic or a fluffy fic?

Demyx/Xaldin? Meh...fluffy I guess.

3) Do you reckon it's possible for Two and Nine to get together?

Xemnas and Vexen...nope! Saix would make sure of that.

4) One and Eleven are going out...what's the Organization's reaction?

Luxord and Xigbar...I think they might've already have suspected it.

5) Which couple suits better? Eight/Thirteen or Six/Five?

Marluxia/Saix or Zexion/Roxas...ummm...Zexion and Roxas.

6) Is Twelve the most attractive member of the Organization?

Axel? HELL YEAH!

7) Do you think Three would be happy if Eleven and Eight got together?

If Xigbar and Saix got together I think Xaldin would be disturbed...and confused.

8) Write a title for a Four/Two story.

Demyx and Xemnas. How To Make Saix Jealous In Five Easy Steps...And How To Kill Demyx In One.

9) Have you ever read a Ten/One pairing?

Lexeaus and Luxord...the very thought makes me shudder...and not in a nice way either!

10) Do you think it's possible to make Five/Thirteen canon?

Roxas/Marluxia...canon? Not whilst Axel is still alive!

11) In a Six/Nine pairing who would be top and who would be bottom?

Zexion/Vexen...Oh, Zexion would top every time!

12) Do you believe that One/Thirteen could happen?

Only if they were EXTREMELY drunk!

13) What would the summary say for an Eleven/Three story?

Xigbar/Xaldin...hehehe...Xiggy and Xally make a porno...double X rated...hehehe...

14) What would happen if Twelve/Seven had a baby?

Axel got Larxene pregnant. I think Axel would want a DNA test, Roxas would commit suicide and Larxene would blame it on her being drunk.

THAT RIGHT THERE IS A STORY!

15) Write a warning for a Two/One/Eight story.

Xemnas/Luxord/Saix...beware the strip poker! There ain't no poker!

16) Four and Twelve are getting married...what would Five say as a speech?

Demyx and Axel getting married...I think Roxas would say: "HOW COULD YOU AXEL!? AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH!"

Hehehehehehe...

-Death Note Quiz-

1. Who are your favourite Death Note characters?

Matt, Mello, L, Light, Ryuk, Beyond Birthday

2. Name your favourite Death Note pairings.

MelloXMatt, LightXL

3. Are you a Yaoi Death Note fan or a Hentai Death Note fan?

Y-A-O-I!

4. Ever cosplayed Death Note characters?

Nope...

5. List your collection of Death Note junk and merchandise, if any:

I have stolen the entire manga and a Hell of a lot of doujinshi off my cousin...

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Death Note character?

...Beyond Birthday. Yeah...he is CUTE!

7. Near/Matt or Mello/Near?

I very rarely like Mello/Near...or Near/Matt...if I had to pick then it would be Matt/Near, not the other way around. For the sake of making Mello jealous of course!

8. Light/Misa or L/Misa?

Dear...God...NEITHER!

9. Do you think Matt's death was fair?

That smexy boy got shot by an army of bodyguards without a freakin' chance to defend himself...you tell me...

10. Why do you think Mello helped Near out in the end?

...Because Light/Kira killed L. And Mello adores L...that's why...

11. Do you support Kira's theory in making the world better by using the Death Note and killing off the bad people?

...yea-NOPE! But dayumn...Kira is SMEXAH!

12. Your favourite Wammy kid?

GAH! It's a tie between SMEXY Matt and CUTE Beyond Birthday!

13. Are you Pro-Kira or Anti-Kira?

...Pro-Kira cause he's cute...Anti-Kira cause he's the reason every other cutie is dead!

14. Have you seen all Death Note episodes so far?

Yep

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

Nope

16. Do you believe Misa has ADD?

She's a natural retard! Don't give her an illness as an excuse!

17. Sub or Dub?

...Dub. Yeah...I haven't watched the Sub yet...

18. Pro-Misa or Anti-Misa?

ANTI! ANTI! ANTI!

19. Lidner = Near's side or Mello's?

Her own side...betchh...

20. Do you even know who BB is?

Ummm...duh. He's my freakin' obsession! I luurrve Beyond Birthday!

21. L = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

...Ugly...nerd...WHAT? L is a SMEXY beast! He has it written all OVER!

22. Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Hehehe...Mello...for VERY obvious reasons..

23. Mikami = Weird or Awesome?

ZOMGWTFBQQ! I LOVE HIM! He's is just awesomely adorable!

24. Which character would be the best OOC?

Hmmm...L is sorta cute when people write him OOC sometimes..

25. Do you like Death Note fanfics?

Ummm...duh.

26. Do you write Death Note fanfics?

Ummm...duh...again.

27. Do you like lemons?

I LIVE FOR LEMONS!

28. Do your parents know about the Death Note characters?

I hope not...

29. Have you watched the Death Note Abridged Series?

Yes I have...now. And OMG! Do I love them!

30. Have you seen The Death Note fanflashes?

Matt and Mello Guy Love is probably my most favourite fanflash EVER! WATCH IT NOW!

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Death Note?

Nope. They got me hooked onto it instead.

32. Have you ever been drawing Death Note in school and has someone recognized it?

I tried...and I failed...and no one recognized it, I hope..

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Death Note and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?'

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...no.

34. Has Death Note affected your school life and grades?

I think about it during school...but it hasn't affected me...much.

35. Are you broke thanks to Death Note?

Nope.

36. Do you want to own a Death Note?

YES! Who wouldn't want one?

37. Do you wish the series had ended differently?

Duh! Matt and Mello TOTALLY shouldn't have died! Ditto with L and Light. Misa can go commit suicide as many times as she wants...OH! And don't get me started on the YAOI!

38. Do you draw Death Note fanart?

I. Can't. Draw. Fer. Shite.

39. Is Mello still sexy, even though half his face is covered with his scar?

...are you kidding me? That Scar put the S in Smex! He's freakin' gorgeous!

40. Do you have a Death Note OC?

Yes...her name is Dita. She only pops up once and declares that she shall marry Near. He shot her in later life. The End.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Death Note has taken over your life?

Dayumn...Maybeh..

-The Big Death Note Fan Survey-

-Characters-

Who is your favorite male character and why?

Beyond Birthday because he is just adorable and I'm a sucker for murdering pyschopaths...

Who is your favorite female character and why?

Wedy. She doesn't kill, or come in between any of the guys. Plus, she's pretty! And a professional thief!

Who is your favorite Shinigami (God of Death) and why?

Ryuk. Cause he just rocks...OH! And Jealous...he's adorable for the ten seconds he was on screen...Sidoh is oh-so-funny too!

-Death Note-

If you were given the Death Note, would you use it for good or bad?

...Bad. I'm sorry but I would turn into a pyscho Kira too...hehehe...even though I don't believe in his ideas...

Do you believe "Light Yagami" used the Death Note for good or bad?

...umm...he's the reason L and Mello and Beyond Birthday are DEAD! And Matt to a certain extent!

Do you wish the Death Note could really exist?

YEP! If the cute guys came with it!

Which Death Note looked better, "Light's" or "Misa's"?

Light's.

Do you believe that Shinigami and Death Notes really exist?

...Yes. I do. And now I want one.

Are you for or against Kira and why?

Against. Do I really need to repeat myself on the whole 'he-killed-my-favourite-cute-characters' thing again. Even though he is cute...

-Shinigami-

(Gods of Death) Which is the best looking Shinigami?

Ummm...Rem. She looks KICK-ASS!

Which is the worst looking Shinigami?

Sidoh, I was scared the first time I saw him

How did you feel when "Gelus" sacrificed his own life to save Misa?

I cried...he was so adorable. And then I seethed because Misa was the reason he died!

Would you trade half of your remaining lifespan for the Shinigami Eyes?

...no. I might turn into Misa!

What would you do if you saw a Shinigami, would you be scared or stay calm?

I'd glomp them!

-General-

Have you watched the Death Note Anime and Movies?

Yesh! I have watched both!

What did you enjoy the most, the Anime, Books or Movies?

The anime...the guys look so pretty in it...

Have you read all 13 books of Death Note including the Novel?

...I've read Another Note, but not all the Manga.

Do you think they found the right Japanese actors/actresses for the movies to portray the Death Note Characters?

Nah...not really...except L...who was hawt.

Who is your favorite Japanese actor/actress in the Death Note movies?

Kenichi Matsuyama a.k.a. L!

Who do you think is the most Intelligent, "Light" or "L"?

L...duh.

The most funniest character?

Oooh...Ryuk is just funny personified!

The most well dressed character?

Matt. Yeah...he looks hot in those goggles...

The best in the Kira Investigation Team?

Matsuda! I luff him! He's adorkable!

The most worst character?

MisaMisa!

-Name twelve of your favorite Death Note characters in any order-

1) Light

2) Mello

3) Matt

4) L

5) Near

6) Gevanni

7) Beyond Birthday

8) Mikami

9) Ryuk

10) Matsuda

11) Aizawa

12) Watari

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

Near/Matsuda. No. Never, ever, ever...dear GOD NO!

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

Matt? Hot? Are you seriously asking me that question!? He is stunning! He is the most beautiful, gorgeous, cutest, handsomest, most fuckable guy in the ENTIRE UNIVERSE! DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?!

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?

I would die. L would kick Gevanni's ass. Near would shoot Light. And I would die...again.

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?

Slash...and Ryuk...the fuck? Nooo...well...maybe I did dabble in a bit of Ryuk/Light love...once..BUT I SWEAR I WAS MEANT TO BE LOOKING FOR L/LIGHT! HONEST!

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

BB and Mello? Well, Matt would be pretty pissed...but it does sound kinky...so kinky that they'd HAVE to let Matt join in. You can't have Mello without Matt. 'tis the law!

6) Four/eight or four/nine?

L/Mikami or L/Ryuk...humph...teh first one. Cause then Light can watch and join in later...LOL!

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?

If BB discovered Matt and Mikami shagging. He'd tell Mello...yeah, he went there!

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

Mello and Gevanni.

'He only went to retrieve his photograph...what he received instead was far more interesting and exciting...and sticky.'

9) Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

L/Matsuda? No...no...no...no. That right there would be a dark S&M story!

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.

Light/Near. 'Blood Red Pyjamas' Do. Not. Ask!

11) What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

Matt/Aizawa. Matt's stalking Aizawa...wait...no he's not. He's stalking Aizawa's afro...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

BB het? Ryuk slash...god I hope they don't do either!

13) If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?

A Ryuk song... Thnks Fr Th Mmrs - Fall Out Boy

14) If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Mello/Matt/Gevanni. Warning: Rape, Threesome, Improper Usage Of Near's Toy and...PissedOff!Near.

15) What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Mikami chatting up Near? Riiiight...

"Light may be God...but you're my angel!"

16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.

Matsuda/Mikami...howz about NO!

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

...the fuck? BB walking in on Mello and WATARI?! Oh...he's definitely telling Matt all about that!

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

L and Light! Finally a pairing that makes sense!

Obviously, L reveals his ulterior motives behind the chain and a kinky, bondage session begins!

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

BB slash? Ummm, duh? Ever heard of BB/L...its hawt! V. HAWT!

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Matt? Het? Matt's straight? Don't be so silly! He's with Mello!

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

They'll draw him simply because of his hair. That afro is like the hair-style GOD of the world! FUCK! It's like Hair-Kira!

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

Mello/L/Near? Never. Ever. Ever. Ever. No. I am not a home-wrecker and so I shall not break up the three best parings in this fandom!

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"OH AIZAWA!"...yeah, I went there!

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A few minutes ago actually...'twas a Matt/Near fic. Yes, I am a traitor!

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?

Toys. Whether they be kiddie toys or sex toys is unknown!

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?

ZOMGWTFBBQ!? Aizawa and RYUK?! Oh...deffo drunk...and blind...and deaf...and...drunk.

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

BB would top Matt. That is one HELL of a kinky pairing! BDSM, anyone? Hehehehe...

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Light and Ryuk are in a happy relationship (HA!) until Ryuk suddenly runs off with L (poor Light). Light, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Aizawa (afro-sex is hot) and a brief unhappy affair with Watari (no wonder he's unhappy...), then follows the wise advice of Near (the fuck?) and finds true love with Mello. (Near, you home-wrecker! Breaking up my Matt and Mello! This is because they slept with Gevanni isn't it!)

"The Many Whorish Adventures Of Light." OR "Near Is A Home-Wrecker!"

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

BB/Mikami...fuck...I'd be happy. That right there is KINK!

You are a Badass Uke!
Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.

Most compatible with: Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Chibi Seme
Least compatible with: Sadistic Seme, Romantic Seme

Hehehehe...www.semeuke.com...that was the most coolest quiz EVER!

I was born on the day of Luxord
In the month of Marluxia
In the year of Xemnas, Demyx, Demyx, Xaldin
And I'm Roxas + Xigbar years old.
My favorite number is Vexen
But my lucky number is Axel!
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All Time Favourite Quote: Homosexuals...kinda gay aren't they?

My Motto: People Change, Things Go Wrong, Shit Will Happen But Life Goes On

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Y.A.O.I - Young And Obsessed Idiot

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