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Stuff about me:

name: Addie

age: teen...no specifics.

just because i dont capitalize in my profile and my reviews, doesnt mean i dont care about grammar. i actually am a grammar freak and obsess over misspellings especially. i am good at spelling.

If you are here, you:

1. have read one of my stories

2. i have reviewed one of your stories-a good and nice review

3. you are a stalker

4. you heard about me from someone else- ok i doubt this but it could be from Agony or Toast (dont ask).

5. I know you in real life and i told you to come to this

6. i gave you a flame. okay this is VERY VERY VERY rare of me to do, but if your story is absolutely horridly disgustingly bad i will tell you how i feel. however i will also tell you how to fix it. unless it is so absolutely terrible that you need to start over or something.

Fav Quotes:

"...and those two guys, who are like total chunkballs,"

Shelby K.

"You are such a buttnugget!"

Me

"How do you know?"

"Because if you didn't know what you should know that I know, I would have no way of knowing what I obviously know."

Unknown

Girl:"Call me!"

Boy:"Uh, I don't know you..."

a guy and girl at the mall

"Aw, Fadoodles!"

my friend Alexie

"Aw, Shah-foodles!"

me

"So, yeah, like, it's like, you know, hard to um, like, AHHHHHH!"

a girl at my school who was VERY nervous for her oral report

"Blondes don't always have more fun, but they DO have more hair. Hair is fun!"

Kelsey

"Hey, this is Shelby and you got my answering machine. Sorry i'm not picking up right now, but i hope u knew that. So... the annoying beep is coming your way, and i hope u know what do with it. cause if you dont, youre gonna sound really stupid on my answering machine. okay here it comes...(phone beeps)"

My friend Shelby's cell's answering machine

"Hi, you've reached the my last name's. You know the routine!"

my house's answering machine

"Hi, this is Addie. Here comes the beep, I hope you know what to do!"

my cell's answering machine

"Yeah, it sucks to get up at like, five billion in the morning."

me on the phone getting confused

"I licked a noodle because I'm sexy and I wear my pants below my waist."

an e-mail that makes a sentence for you according to your bday-this was mine

"Hello?...Hello, anybody there?...Oh, you are. But I'm not. This is Lexi's phone, so leave a message and I'll call ya back!"

my friend Lexi's answering machine. i got tricked by it.

"To be, or not to be. That is the...question...wait that is not a question! Or else it would start with one of the W words. Then what the heck is it!?"

me

QUESTIONS I WILL APPARENTLY NEVER FIND ANSWERS TO:

Why does round pizza come in a square box?

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle have the same tune?

Why did you just sing the songs above?

Why do doctors leave the room when you strip- they're going to see you naked anyway?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?

-this one's for you shelby and becky- WHERE THE HECK IS GREENLAND?!

Can you cry under water?

How come people say 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up and cry every 2 hours?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If vegetable oil made from veggies and oil, what is baby oil made of?

How come Pluto has to be on all fours when Goofy can stand on 2 legs? They're both dogs!

Why does my hairdryer have a tag that says "do not use in the shower"?

If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about it?

Do penguins have knees?

Why do toasters have a setting to burn it terribly black which no decent person would eat?

What if a fat chicken layed eggs? They would sit on them right?

Why do dogs get mad when you blow in their face and then they stick their head out the window in a car?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut how come he can't fix a hole in a boat?

If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?

Why don't I know where Greenland is?

Why can't I find it on the maps?

Why are you thinking I'm a really dumb person because of that fact?

Why do orthodontists not care if they make you ugly or not?

TO ME, ITS REALLY DUMB IF U ABSOLUTELY LOVE A FANFIC, AND DONT REVIEW IT. SO IF U READ MY STORY AND REALLY LIKE IT, I'D APPRECIATE U REVIEWING IT! :) THNX!

i would like to thank all my reviewers. to me, i have quite a bit of reviews. you guys are awesome! thanks!

i had given up hope on my fanfic after chpt 1- but then i got a review from RatsRule-(thanx!) and got all inspired and did chpt2. Then i gave up AGAIN but was all inspired by Digimonfreak911 then chpt 3 went up and so on.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz (true,true)
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
xI'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. (ew so unfashionable)
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (ok that depends on who you ask if i'm pretty or not.)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (waaaah no one loves me)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. (well...)
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm SMART so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm AGAINST ABORTION, so I must like that face of babies dying.

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(riiiiggghhhtt...)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I play VIDEO GAMES so I MUST be a LOSER

copy and paste this into your profile if your life is total drama

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copy and paste this into your profile if you like emu popcorn and fudgey cheese

copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called a boy Buttface for a long time and then forgot what his real name was

copy and paste this into your profile if you have hated your friend's boyfriend (yes that's Buttface)

if you ever eventually realized that this Buttface was really hot and flirty and you liked him for a period of time, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you then stopped liking Buttface for a reason you don't know, copy and paste this into your profile.

copy and paste this into your profile if you've made up some copy-and-paste's

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If you ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friends are insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

copy and paste this into your profile if you think you have a long profile

If you've ever left the internet for months at a time just to return suddenly, copy and past this onto your profile.

If you have read all of this, copy and paste this into your profile!(Cookies for everyone!)

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown objects because of what a fictional character has done, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to man...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever dream of hot guys from books coming to your school and all the girls in your class go crazy copy and paste this into your profile

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever started laughing at something that isn't remotely funny and can't stop copy and paste this in your profile.If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a detention or library or somewhere where it is supposed to be quiet copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two AM in the morning copy and paste this into your profile.If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you have copyied and pasted something, then later you did again without realising you already had it so now you have it twice or more copy and paste this into your profile! then later, paste it again! If this didnt make sense to you also copy and paste it into your profile!

If you have copyied and pasted something, then later you did again without realising you already had it so now you have it twice or more copy and paste this into your profile! then later, paste it again! If this didnt make sense to you also copy and paste it into your profile!(Ironic?)

If you think those stupid kids should just give the Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you truely believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically copy this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

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