No, I'm not dead. I still do hang around ff. It's just that my Spring of Inspiration has dried out. That's why I haven't been publishing anything. And I feel so bad for letting my dear and loyal readers wait, especially with START! that isn't finished T_T So PLEASE FORGIVE THIS WORTHLESS WRITER! :begging on her knees:

Ahem, so no, I'm not dead. At least yet. I'll try to get my brain working again in the near future. Until then, let us pray that no other writer shall run into a dead end like I have.

Since I'm such a sweet (yeah, right) person, I thought I'd share a few random facts about myself with you, so here it goes!

Random Fact #1
I like stuffed toys (I have a Kon, too! xDD)

Random Fact #2
I like sword fighting (well, I grew up with boys so I just happened to learn some)

Random Fact #3
I like hoodies

Random Fact #4
I can't speak English (the fact that I can somehow write it doesn't mean I can speak it)

Random Fact #4
I used to wash my candy with soap (I still do it sometimes...)

Random Fact #5
I sometimes hate the fact that I'm 170.3 cm tall (because many of my friends are shorter than I am T.T)

Random Fact #6
I would never wear purple (at least not voluntarily or however you spell that)

Random Fact #7
I love singing, though I always sing wrong...it sounds quite horrible sometimes -.-

Random Fact #8
I'm tired almost always (someone asks: 'How are you doing?', my answer is: 'I'm tired.')

Random Fact #9
I get high on sugar pretty easily (and believe me, it's scary when I do...it's like I'm drunk -.-)

Random Fact #10
I have no idea what to write here

Random Fact #11
My star sign or w/e horoscope is Taurus (I have no idea how to spell that...-.-")

Random Fact #12
I'm a girl (wow, and that's supposed to be something new?!)

Random Fact #13
When I get really ticked off, it's pretty much the same effect as the time when dinosaurs died (at least that's what my brother told me when we were little...)

Random Fact #14
My friend said that I remind her of a mixture of Atobe and Kirihara from PoT (the bishounen and little devil-type...for what reason, I don't know)

Random Fact #15
When I say "Yuuta-kun", I sound like some pervert xD (= like Mizuki)

Random Fact #16
Even though I often wish I could kill someone and think very violently, I'm afraid of making others bleed (isn't that weird?)

Random Fact #17
I'm 16! My birthday's the 3rd of May! (though I don't feel any older...)

Random Fact #18
I hate clocks that don't work! (no, it's seriously annoying...seriously)

Random Fact #19
I've never had a boyfriend (yes, I'm serious! and I'm straight people, so that isn't the explanation...I'm just hard to approach...I guess I'm scary xD)

Random Fatc #20
I' very picky with food. For example, my family gets headache everytime they ask me "what candy do you want?", since I always say "I don't know, what do they have there?" Then they start telling me what candy the store has, and everytime I just say: "I don't like that." xDD

I might add some more random facts, but I might be too lazy to come up with more xD

I found this thing quite funny so I copied it here. I was pretty shocked to notice that I had to copy everything o.O

If you've ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate NejiHinata copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (a lot), copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear beating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

I found this other really funny thing and decided to copy it here.Yes, if this goes on, the race of humans is doomed.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: (I didn't write the stuff in the parenthesis)

On a Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping. (that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos!
..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts:
"Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

On T-Rat (Military food):
Its not for Human Consumption, Animals and Military Use only... (Umnn yeah... isn't military also human)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.