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~Anyway, since I don't want to put anything personal up here, I'll just put up some quotes and other randomness.~


It's better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
-- Myself

"Sometimes... You can cry until there's nothing wet in you. You can scream and curse to where your throat rebels and ruptures. You can pray all you want, to whatever god you think will listen. And still it makes NO difference. It goes on, with no sign as to when it might release you. And you know that if it ever did relent... It would no be because it cared."
-- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac by Jhonen Vasquez

Grief is a most peculiar thing; we're so helpless in the face of it. It's like a window that will simply open of it's own accord. -- But it opens a little less each time, and a little less; and one day we wonder what has become of the cold.
-- Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden

If I expect the worst, I'll never be disappointed.
-- Me

Crying is a plea for help. Why bother crying when no-one will help you?
-- Me

Don't try to fight death. Death always wins. In fact, it'll beat the shit out of you O.o
-- Me

It isn't ignorance that is bliss, but innocence.
-- Me

Have you been bitten? Bite back!
-- Me

If God gave me lemons... I'd spray lemon juice in God's eyes and watch God run around screaming "It burns!!", while I laughed my ass off. Then I'd turn to the devil, and take over hell!
-- Me

Why do grown-ups think it's easier for children to bear secrets than the truth? Don't they know the horror stories we imagine to explain the secrets? D:
-- Meggie from Inkheart by Cornelia Funke

... the fact remains that he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo...
-- The Deathly Hollows by J.K. Rowling

"Well, If I say I'm not always right, and you claim I am, then if I agree with you, that means I was wrong. And if I was wrong, then I'm not always right, so I was right the first time."
"... You're an idiot, Dirk."
"It's logic, Kirsh. You should try it sometime."
-- Lion of Senet by Jennifer Fallon.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies.
-- Halloween from Everfree by Nick Sagan

Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
-- Mark Twain

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away, and you have their shoes.
-- Unknown

Honor is for the idle, and the bards. You want to survive. If survival means playing to their stupidity, play that hand. After all, it's not about winning of losing, it's about survival.
-- The Hidden City by Michelle West

Why am I dying to live if I'm just living to die?
-- Unknown

Who knows what mortals do and why? Their lives are cheap and they whelp 3 to a season, like blind kittens behind a barn, and they die the same way, blind and foolish, for no reason at all, in a war they don't understand, or in a tavern brawl, to a dagger wielded by one they thought a friend.
-- Quicksilver from Ill Met by Moonlight by Sarah Hoyt

I could then recall the 5 psychological stages of death.
One: Denial.
Two: Anger.
Three: Bargaining
Four: Depression
Five: Acceptance
Funny, could that be for realizing you're in love too?
Or am I that fucked up?
Don't answer.
--¿Dónde Están Mis Pantalones? by NanaMun


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up.

He then said: "Listen sir, when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism.


Copy/Pasted stuff:

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people are like slinkies; they're completely and utterly useless, yet they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, on second thought, your world isn't that little, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. If you are one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read past two in the morning, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have mental issues or people suspect you have mental issues copy and paste this into your profile.

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