Name: Khajmer

Real Name: What, you don't think Khajmer is my real name?

aang-aint-white.livejournal.com. Go there, follow the instructions, and save our show's movie from the idiots they put in charge of it. Dammit, the character's are freaking Asian, how do you not get that from the culture, the names, the names of cultural things (Agni freaking Kai man, it's Sanskrit and Japanese), oh, and let's not forget the MYTHOLOGY (Chakras. Buddhism. Anybody?). Send your letter and get it through their thick skulls!

Muses
Tea Lord Iroh: My dialogue muse. His infinite wisdom and Iroh awesomness make him awesome for this position. Plus he makes an excellent cup of Jasmine.
Katara: My romance muse. Well who was I gonna ask, Zuko? Aang? The two most absolutely worst characters to ask about romance in the entire show? No, I pick Katara. She knows a thing or two about romance.
Jet: My Back from the Dead muse. I'm a big fan of the "Back from the Dead" plot device, just so you know. And since bringing in Jet is technically considered bringing him back from the dead (He's alive dammit!)...
Aang and Zuko: My combat muses. Aang is freaking Kung Fu Action Jesus, and Zuko makes up for his pacifism. Perfect team.
On Ji: My epic idea muse. You know, come to think of it, I came up with the idea for NtL shortly after hiring her. Hm...

Mental Status: Oh c'mon, the very fact that this section exists should give you the answer to that.

Top Four (Don't have five) AtLA Pairings:

1. Zutara (squee!)
2. On Jaang (remember On Ji from The Headband? Well for some reason the entire episode I kept thinking they were going to invite her to come with them and then this pairing would be a major one. Obviously I was wrong, but who cares?)
3. Sukka/Yuka (I love both Suki and Yue for Sokka. On the other hand, Yue's kind of dead, and Suki isn't, so I'm sticking with Sukka)
4. Tyzula (The Beach. 'Nuff said)

AtLA Character Favoriteness

1. Iroh (Cuz' Iroh's AWESOMESAUCENESS!!)
4328 (that's how high Iroh raises the bar). Zuko (First he's an emo villain, then he's an emo lost soul, then he's a slightly less emo but just as angsty traitor who just can't figure out if what he did was right, then he stares down his father (though I will say that destiny or no, when Aang finds out Zuko did that and didn't kill him, he's gonna be piiiiiissssssed), then he's an emo good guy seeking redemption. All of my favorite character types with a double shot of emo)
4329. Katara (she kicks ass with water. That's all I'm saying)
4330. On Ji (The single greatest one-off character in the history of one-off characters)
4331. Ty Lee (She kicks ass with her hands and feet, and she does it gracefully. Who else in this show can pull that off? I can literally count the number of melee using non-benders on one hand: Ty Lee. Yeah, that's about it.)

Favorite Quote: Never argue with stupid people. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

I also saw this elsewhere and thought it looked like fun.

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Aang
2. Zuko
3. On Ji
4. Yue
5. Iroh
6. Cabbage Man
7. Katara
8. Suki
9. Sokka
10. Haru
11. Toph
12. Azula

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic?

Um... no.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Nah, she's pretty but not hot.

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Sokka's head would explode.

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

He gets plenty of fics.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

I really don't think Zuko would have the patience for hearing "MY CABBAGES!" all day long.

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

What are ya nuts?

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Ewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewewew.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

I really don't want to. Too cracked, even for me.

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

Sukaang? Or whatever you want to call it? Sure, I'll bite.

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

Someone's already done it.

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yeah, I'm sure one of them does.

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

I'm sure they do too.

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Um... no.

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

This is why I don't write Song-fics.

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Screams of "MY CABBAGES" due to heavy gusts of wind and blue fireballs ahead.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

A little earlier. It's a fic about Iroh's life. Best. Drabble series. Ever.

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "

Aang and Katara are in a happy relationship until Sokka runs off with Yue. Aang, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Toph and a brief unhappy affair with Azula, then follows the wise advice of Iroh and finds true love with On Ji.

Wow. That fit oddly well.

What title would you give this fic?

Spiraling Love (don't ask me why)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

I'd be hunting for Mike and Bryan's heads along with the other Zutarians, Kataangers, and Sukkas (the others wouldn't be invited to our headhunt).