You don't know who you're dealing with until you know who you're dealing with. That is called constant villagence. (copywright)

Important Update: UGH!! My internet sux right now, I don't know when I'll be able to get on so plz hang in there fan(s)!! Also, typing up a story for my friend in LotR series so be on the look out!! Ultimate Collection is growing; remember, you can send your favourite HP slash oneshots for me to add to it and correct authorship. I am currently typing several stories so...HCat will prolly take awhile since I have to convert it. I am sorry that I dont stick to it as often as i should, however my main focus is on my new story The Strength of Blood.

Important Notice: If you receive anything by the name of Personal Antivirus or has pav in its code, do not open it or install it or whatever it disguises itself as such and hacks all your files and it is very sneaky so please have a firewall just to be safe.

Name: Jo'z Foxx, cool huh? You can also call me: JuJuQueen, Josie, Crazy-Weirdo, MoonDragonLover, Ashley, Joashley, JuJuMoonJewel, JewelDragonFoxx, JewelQueen/JewlQueen. I answer to all.

Sites: My homepage of course: http://jeweldragonfoxxmam.blogspot.com/ and any of my other blogs (plz visit, I'd like to know that people are interested in me outside FFN), youtuber profile: http://www.youtube.com/user/moondragonlover, or follow me on Twitter as JewelDragonFoxx so...yea?

Age- I am 2X x 1 - 13 + 315 / 3 if X equals 6, then add 1 if you bother to figure it out. Has anyone?

Sex- Female, obviously...isn't it? Straight level on average: 3. Gay level on average: 7. Makes me Bi I guess.

Motto- Life is a drag...so take a puff of it. or Happy happy, joy joy, happy happy, joy, joy joyy!

Neat Saying For Until I Change It- I'm not slow, I just take my time

Actual (and scary) Convos I Have With People- "The suspension is killing me!" (Dear, dear Olivia).

If you have ever ... (copy and paste this to your profile):

had an argument with yourself and lost

had difficulty tying shoe laces together

had a conversation with someone and then prompty walked into a wall

walked directly into a wall that you knew was there, accidentally

been fooled by the 'hand bigger than your face = cancer' trick (stopped counting after the fifth time)

been caught reading fanfics at 2 am

kissed a girl and liked it

http://semeuke.com/quiz.html

You are a Dramatic Uke!
You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape...I suppose that is the closest to me...

Most compatible with:Sadistic Seme
Least compatible with:Don't Fuck With Me Seme, Romantic Seme (but I like romantics!! just not the sappy overbearing kind)

(Fall-Spring) Schedule-

Monday: 3-5pm

Tuesday: 3-5pm

Wednesday: 3-4pm

Thursday: 3-4pm

Friday: 3-5pm

Saturday: Unavailable

Sunday: 11am-3pm and 6-8pm

Subject to change without notice and by that I mean without me changing it. You have to figure it out ;p

Job- GET A SCHOLARSHIP/ FIGURE OUT WHO I AM!! annoying people and make people suffer my apocalyptic writting.

Looks-Brown short hair. WRONG! (I 'don't know why' I keep that he he) I has hair past shoulders, "peanut-butter" colour now and new black/red glasses w/ no frame at the bottom. YEAH. i have weird eyes, just to make it less complicated both are a hazel/green/blue colour sometimes.

Habits-reading, breathing, writing, laughing, drawing, eating, being a people pleaser, laughing and listening to those voices in my head/making my life a musical.

Location-...depends on who I am with. So, if I'm with my nana, SAVE ME!! not j/k again.

Beta-Atomic Shadow Kitten and Spellcheck

Muses-Jewel (slutty-preppy female dog), Jahzara (emo-gothic angsty), myself (slash addict-smutty slighty angsty), the world (all you guys ;p), FFN characters (mostly HP as of now) and I think that's it. If I develop more sides then I'll tell you.

Pairings:Bear with me...sigh... its waaaaaay too much to list all so, most read/liked in:

HP- Drarry, snarry, larry, cedry, Harry's Weasley mouthful (no that is not meant as a dirty term)... Dislike (does not always mean I won't read tho') Ron/Harry, Harry/Hermione, Harry/Ginny (ugh, I'll read the book), Harry/Dumbledore (do we even have that? shudders) Harry/otherProfessors and fem!Harry.

Naruto- itanaru, sasunaru, shikanaru, kakanaru, gaaranaru, somerandomguy/naru except Lee or Guy eeeyyeew...

Bleach- Hitsugaya-taichou (kawaii!!) and Ichigo or Ichigo and Grimmjow.

Others- Hermione/Ginny, Legolas/male, Legolas/Harry, Lucius/Draco, Brian/Stewie, Zach/Cody, Fred/George, Lucius/Sev, Jackson/Oliver, Justin/some dude, Kid/Black Star, Danny P./F./evil!older!Dan, Danny P./F./Vlad, Edwarry, Hatchi, Harry/Anakin, Kakairukaka, slash, femslash, i can't think right now...

"Fun Stuff"

"Boring Stuff"

Status on Stories:

Creature of the Dark WIP/occasionally worked on, unofficial hiatus. Updates will occur sometime after completion of script.

Harry Catter: part ii Official hiatus. Updates will occur sporadically after completion of TSoB. (Further note, the series is childish seeing as I started it when I was in 6th grade, but it starts to get better in this part...i think)

Un Goût de Liberte Soon to be WIP. (FN: I decided you couldn't undertsand any of it without some background. All later chapters in Harry's POV)

TimeTurner, LifeChanger WIP/occasionally worked on, unofficial hiatus. Updates will occur sometime after completion of script.

The Soul of Hogwarts WIP/frequently worked on, unofficial hiatus. Updates will occur sporadically.

The Strength of Blood WIP/frequently worked on. Updates will occur monthly at the very least.

Challenge (In Any World):

I would like to see someone do a slash (or het if you must) story between HP and (or stay in HP) Naruto/Twilight (or whatever you want but these I definatetly will read if you notify me) where one of the characters (looking for Harry wink) falls in love with a ''bad'' guy (ie Lucius/Voldemort, Itachi/etc, James/Victoria/OC). All else I require is that at least one of the other characters in the world doesn't like this and becomes an antagonist to their developing relationship. PM me for acceptence or more details.

Anything else you would like to know? Come on, loves, don't be shy!! Send a review to Me! (or Atomic Shadow Kitten) and then email Me! (us i mean) with your q's, plz. Danke. Gracias. In ish Allah. Arigato(sp?). Thank you. Zhong quo (that's China in Chinese kewl!!).