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since: 10-23-07, id: 1404927, Profile Updated: 04-17-09
country: United States
Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, Pendragon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Naruto.

Hello, y'all.

I'm 15, from New York (woot!), enjoy eating cheese, and am an uber-Oro-fangirl. I love that guy. Seriously, just check out the stories right there. Maybe two are Oro-less.

Oh, and my writing kinda sucks now, but next year I'm taking a creative writing course so I'm hoping for some improvement. Yayz for the public school system!!

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1. Born Again » reviews
Orochimaru is released from Itachi's jutsu, and he's changed. But the world he knew has changed even more. Can he fulfill his new dream, or will past errors continue to haunt him?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,760 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 11-20-09 - Published: 4-18-09 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y.
2. Up North » reviews
The young sannin are sent on mission to snow, and they encounter a few interesting people on the way. And why does Jiraiya always have to be so clueless?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,994 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-30-09 - Published: 1-24-09 - Orochimaru & Jiraiya
3. Why Me? » reviews
An exploration of the various points of view of Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke on a rather unexpected happening in Oto. Humor present, but it may be a bit...un-funny R&R, plz!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-16-09 - Published: 4-5-09 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru
4. Duplicity? reviews
Orochimaru and Kakashi get it on! But what does Kabuto have to say about it? Absolutely, completely crack!.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-10-09 - Orochimaru & Kakashi H. - Complete
5. Cursed » reviews
How Tayuya receives the curse mark, and how it changes her. Kind-of-sort-of companion fic to Forever Yours. Chapter 2 posted!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,391 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 3-2-09 - Published: 1-23-09 - Orochimaru & Tayuya
6. Here Today, Gone Tomorrow reviews
Orochimaru erases his file in Konoha, but it isn't as easy as one would think. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-2-09 - Orochimaru & Hiruzen S.
7. Details reviews
Kabuto is a very observant person, but Orochimaru is difficult to figure out. kabuoro oneshot ficlet. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-25-09 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y. - Complete
8. Sleep reviews
OroKabu fluff. Kabuto's needlessly jealous of Kimi, and Oro reminds him who's really important. Citrus-ish, kind of. R&R, plz!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-6-09 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru - Complete
9. Gluttony and Paganism reviews
Jirobo origin story. The title really explains it all. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,445 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-2-09 - Orochimaru & Jirobo - Complete
10. The War »
It is five years after the fall of Akasuki and the future looks bright. Or did, until the creatures attacked. Hokage Naruto and the rest of the world fight, but more are dying every day- and those that are bitten must join the enemy. Melodramatic, I know.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,552 - Published: 1-30-09 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
11. Imprisonment reviews
The stages of Orochimaru's captivity in Itachi's jutsu. Fairly angsty, quite short. R&R, plz!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-29-09 - Orochimaru - Complete
12. Chimaera reviews
Orochimaru recruits Kidomaru, and in the process explains a bit of Naru-world's history. and other fun stuff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-27-09 - Orochimaru & Kidomaru - Complete
13. Why? reviews
kabuto reflects on a lot of things that have been bothering him about his employment at Oto. Slight KabuOro-ish moments. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-21-09 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru - Complete
14. Snow Shinobi reviews
jiraiya, orochimaru, obsessive competition, hormones, and violent clashes. tsunade tried to make sense of it, but failed miserably. Can you? Crack!fic, R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,236 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-11-09 - Orochimaru & Jiraiya - Complete
15. Twas the Night Before Christmas in Oto reviews
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the sound, not a ninja was fighting in all the place round. A night before christmas remake. review, please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-23-08 - Orochimaru & Konan - Complete
16. Subzero reviews
Kabuto's view on Orochimaru is wavering. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-22-08 - Kabuto Y. & Orochimaru - Complete
17. Point of View reviews
kabuto's reading a page from oro's 'diary' that gives his viewpoint on the morals and hypocrisy of the world at large while plotting. Because kabuto likes plotting.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-12-08 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y. - Complete
18. Different Approaches reviews
Jii-kun and Oro are having relationship problems, and they both attempt to resolve them in their own ways. Whether they actually have depends on your perception. Not explicit, but a bit mature.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-08 - Jiraiya & Orochimaru - Complete
19. Do I Scare You? » reviews
Orochimaru and Kabuto breach the "awkwardness" barrier between them, mostly thanks to Kabuto. Not really funny, a few jokes and humor you probably won't get. CH. 3 UP!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,279 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-28-08 - Published: 7-2-08 - Orochimaru & Kabuto Y. - Complete
20. Forever Yours reviews
basically a summary in first-person POV of kimi's relationship with orochimaru. R&R, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-5-08 - Kimimaro & Orochimaru - Complete
21. Ode to a Goddess
This shows how far off-course yu gi oh would have gotten without halakti.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Published: 3-25-08 - Horakhty & Atem
22. Our Last Hope reviews
Drabblefic. Zetlin reflects on Lifelight and Aja's plan to save Veelox.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 270 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-13-08 - Complete
23. Gangstalicious reviews
ever wonder how Snape and Dumbledore reacted to the naming of Albus Severus? What if McGonagall went gangsta?crack!fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-13-08 - Minerva M. & Severus S. - Complete
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