Air Condition
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since: 10-23-07, id: 1405128, Profile Updated: 11-25-12
country: USA
Author has written 23 stories for Naruto, Catcher in the Rye, Death Note, Invader Zim, Pokémon, Lie to Me, D.Gray-Man, and Legend of Korra.

Hi! Air condition here.

NEWS:

I'm a sophomore at college, and I'm pretty busy lately, but I'm still writing a few things!

I haven't updated any Naruto fanfiction lately because I've lost interest in the series for the most part. I'm trying to get back my NagaKona muse, though, so I can finish my fanfics.

I'll probably take a shot at writing some Homestuck fics soon. Got really into Homestuck lately.

Places to find me:

Tumblr: http://whore-pole-pocket-fuck.tumblr.com/ If you want to talk to me, go here. Sorry for the strange URL, it's a Pokemon joke!

I'm on Tumblr A LOT and I swear I don't bite! I have some of my fanfiction over there, and I actually also have some fanfiction that I DO NOT put on here, mostly because of the Purge happening. It's mostly smut. So, you know, if you want a bunch of random smut, you can head over to Tumblr and click the fanfiction link on the sidebar.

Also, if you wanna request something, that ask box is a good place to do it!


You guys should go check out my BFF, Kyasurin-chan! She writes stuff for Law and Order: CI, Lie to Me, and House! http://www.fanfiction.net/kyasurinchan


Request info:

I'm having trouble writing in general lately, so I'm probably not going to do a lot of requests. However, there are some things I -can- still do, at least until I get back into the swing of things.

-Tahorra fanfics

-NagaKona fanfics

-A non-romantic Pokemon story.

but that's about it for now. I'll open up my bigger requests later when I can write again. I mean, you can always ask me anyway, because I can probably still give it a shot.



1. Cracking Glass reviews
Tahno follows Korra to the cliff to see if she's really as broken as he is. He wants to know if everyone is as fragile as he is. TXK, very slight KXM?
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-14-13 - Korra & Tahno - Complete
2. Idle Stars » reviews
He taught her a thing or two before Amon took his bending. Even without it, He had so much more to offer. If only she could help him see that. Tahnorra. Will be M in the future.
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,219 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 11-26-12 - Published: 11-22-12 - Tahno & Korra
3. Hydrophobia reviews
She was hoping that maybe he'd be okay when she went to visit him. It didn't work out the way she planned. He was a mess, and she was going to help him if he wanted her to or not. Tahorra
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,046 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-25-12 - Korra & Tahno
4. Restraints reviews
One night she felt a little braver than usual. One night she asked him if he wanted to try something different. One night his innocence held her down, and he did his best to please her. AllenXLenalee. Bondage. Lemon.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,322 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-3-12 - Lenalee Lee & Allen Walker - Complete
5. Descending » reviews
Now, she daydreams about what she could have done differently to save him. But then she realizes that nothing she could have done would change anything. Hints of YXK, and NXK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,857 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5-26-12 - Published: 3-15-12 - Konan & Nagato
6. Wounds » reviews
She had been expecting him home. He had only gone out to have a look around. He was supposed to be okay. And yet he stood in the doorway in a growing pool of his own blood, looking at her with the most terrified expression she had ever seen.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-15-12 - Published: 5-8-12 - Allen Walker & Lenalee Lee
7. Lucid reviews
Killing was a fact of war. Killing when unnecessary, however, devastated him. He was tainted. He wished she would comfort him, but the thought of her would have to be comfort enough. Hinted YXK, onesided NXK, onesided smut in second half.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-30-11 - Nagato
8. Purgatory » reviews
Nagato had finally fufilled Yahiko's wish. Nagato had finally become God of the world. Things were diffrent than he had expected. NagatoXKonan, hints of YahikoXKonan.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,753 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-18-11 - Published: 12-26-09 - Nagato & Konan
9. Pokemon: Naruto league! » reviews
The Pokemon and Naruto universes have become one, and almost everyone -except for a certain blonde artist- has lost their memory. Slowly, one universe begins to eat away at the other. Who's behind this? It's up to Konan, Itachi and Deidara to find out.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 101,084 - Reviews: 147 - Updated: 10-7-11 - Published: 6-17-09 - Ash K./Satoshi & Deidara
10. Paper Chains reviews
He never understood what had happened to her. He only knew that he didn't want anything else to add to her pain. It seemed that unless he helped her with her sick plans, something would. Role Reversal fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-30-11 - Nagato & Konan
11. Paper Toys » reviews
Konan told him she was leaving. He told her she wasn't. She disobeyed. He would go to great lengths to make her stay, even if it meant breaking her, in every sense of the word. Hints of NXK and YXK. M for blood/violence, sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 8-29-11 - Published: 4-23-11 - Pain/Pein & Konan
12. Just like the novels reviews
Intentionally poorly written crackfic about Cal and Gillian's journey of becoming a couple with Emily's help after Alec abuses her.
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-11 - Cal L. & Gillian F. - Complete
13. Aftermath reviews
Nagato said that it was almost as if someone had set this all up. They set him up to die? They set him up to fail? What did they expect His angel to do, now?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-16-10 - Konan - Complete
14. Broken Record reviews
AU. Nagato and Yahiko went off to war, and only one of them came back. He was diffrent than before, and she hated it. So, why did she stay? Oneshot. Onesided NagatoXKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-28-10 - Nagato & Konan - Complete
15. Past and Present reviews
She remembers how powerful He used to look. She remembers the nights where He would make her feel like an angel. This was diffrent. This wasn't about love. This was about the world. Lemon. NagatoXKonan. Oneshot. Angst.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,590 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-10 - Nagato & Konan - Complete
16. Go, Deidara, Go! » reviews
The Akatsuki decide to try making a television show for some extra money. So, they make a cheap ripoff of 'Go, Diego, Go' with Deidara as the star! Perhaps they could've found a better way to make money?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,582 - Reviews: 139 - Updated: 12-9-09 - Published: 1-11-08
17. Split reviews
AU fic. Nagato is not one person in many bodies. He is a single body, holding many people. Possible NagatoXKonan in later chapters, rating may change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-3-09 - Nagato & Konan
18. Pretending reviews
She pretended not to hate. That was the hardest part. She hated Nagato. No, she hated Pain. Nagato was dead. Oneshot, if you squint, there's friendship.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 630 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-29-09 - Konan - Complete
19. Separation reviews
Things would be diffrent without him around. She would never understand why he changed his mind so easily. How could a child change the views of a god? It seemed impossible. Spoilers for chapter 449. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-21-09 - Konan - Complete
20. Gir's day at school reviews
The humans have infected Zim with their filthy germs, but he knows that if he misses a day at school, Dib might send a doctor to check on him. In an attempt to avoid discovery, he decides to send Gir to school in his place. What was he thinking?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-5-09
21. Failure reviews
Eventually, there was a point of no return. He had known when that point had been reached. He didn't stop. The only good news now was that he hadn't dragged her down with him. Just for a moment, he wished he had. Small hint of PeinXKonan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,222 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4-5-09 - Pain/Pein & Konan - Complete
22. Light's mental breakdown reviews
Light has a mental breakdown... over chips! Crackfic! Request from FurcCelebrity!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-19-08 - L & Light Y. - Complete
23. Holden goes to Stop and Shop reviews
Something I wrote for english class after reading the book. T for language. Holden visits Stop and Shop to warm up on a cold winter night.
Catcher in the Rye - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-25-08 - Complete