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Yo.

I come from down under, Australia, though I have a pure chinese pedigree, well actually not really - I'm an eighth mongolian. I'm born and bred in Beijing. (hard to believe I'm a capital city girl once you meet me), and I strongly believe that China is on the brink of a civil war.

My name is Laura, I'm twelve years old. I like mutton shish kebabs and spicy/beef noodles/ramen, various other foods too. I have a currently adolescent Rottweiler for a pet dog, and I reckon she's a great kisser. (Mwah.)

Better remember my name, cause' I'm going to prove to you I am more than ordinary, I'm extra-ordinary.

I had a classmate who said that I was two steps behind everyone all the time, as in I get hit, then I start flailing my arms around after two seconds. -laugh- I have to agree to that, I mean... I do confuse myself and others alot.

And no, I have absolutely no idea why a person my age is doing lemons. No damn idea. Yeah, I like the word "damn", and I use it alot, just so you know... also, I have a pretty bad potty mouth.

I'm not religious, and I am by no means Christian. I am not a Darwinist, nor an atheist. Technically, I should be agonistic, but I would like to take on the lifestyle of a Buddist. How can there be a God? I'm not disrespecting Him, but I'm merely saying that when you think of a child in Africa with a worm eating away his eyeball, and that worm has to do just that to survive, your faith just wavers, y'know. I believe that this so called "Ultimate Plan" is our fate, as humans, to destroy the Earth, even if through thousands and millions of years.

Writing isn't all of my life, I used to draw pretty well.

Feel free to MSN me on my fanfiction directed MSN, I get lonely these days: fatkitti@hotmail.com, and if not, try pissedhappydoodagal@hotmail.com

And yeah, I got friends, most noticably, gossipgalmishi, also wrotes on fanfiction and fictionpress, she thinks her friends are a bunch of heartbreakers, and since they're my friends too, I have to agree... my family does this to me often, too.

And more of my girlfriends: toxiicvanilla, lil.miss.sunshine.x, and edward.obsessed.girl

I also got a helluva lot of problems with my stoutness. Don't mention it.

~ I like cheese.

~ I hate Stephanie Meyer. Fell free to PM me about this. Then we can discuss this, and I will either label you as an intellegent human being or a rabid fangirl (not worth my time).

~ Don't give me any shit. Please. Or I will block you.

~ Words mean everything to me. Actions are simply more impacting.

~ I support both HET and YOAI, possibly YURI, if you impress me with your writing.

~ I won't deny my artistic talents

~ I won't deny my flaws, either...

Have you noticed how I've deleted and started editing several of my earlier stories? They were shameful and unbearable, the object of a critic's flames. Now, I seek to build and repair my artisque, slowly climbing up the ladder of reviews. Coz I'll probably get a respectable home there someday.

Naruto:

~ NejiTen ~

Currently looking to divorce. Gossipgalmishi says she's going to become my fandom lawyer. xD.

Okay, people have mentioned before: Symbolism: Destiny, Sky, Weapons, Phoenix/Bird to Dragon, etc, etc... (Too many to list!) They look good together, they are always together (i.e., they're shirts match and they ARE JUST CUTESOSHUTTUP), when you have Tenten, you always have Neji, they balance out each other, they make a good team, it's BLOODYCANONFORGAWDSSAKE (And I dutifully agree on that one) and I don't think I have anything else to say. I've been infatuated with NejiTen for a more year now (so that means I've been a lurker around these NejiTen communities/Forums for quite a while...) simply stating that I LOVE NEJITEN is just too simple a sentence to describe what I truly, fully feel about this pair.

And I honestly don't care about the Tenten haters. Not one bit do I care. Of course they can hate her (like I to Danzo or Sasuke), but why should we NejiTen lovers care?

But I used to be a Neji hater; I cheered Naruto on in the Chuunin exams, laughed when Neji fell and had his face in the dirt. I felt happy that he lost. But after getting to know fanfiction and NejiTen, I began on a lonely trek up the world of NejiTen. I watched the fillers. I spent
hours on photobucket, reading fanfics until my eyes were sore.

There's just something about Neji, something about Tenten. Just that lovely hazy image of their hair, messed up together in a glossy puddle, the pleasant texture of skin when they hold hands, having afternoon tea together on their patio. But nothing is all about the looks. Though, even emotions can be played in the art of imagery. Ep. 14 is enough bloody proof. They have a bond here, folks. One that will last a lifetime. (Of course, we're not going to leave lee out... I'm a major Team Gai lover too)

OKAY, ATTENTION, I HAVE WORKED OUT THAT NEJI AND TENTEN'S NAMES ARE 96 COMPATIBLE, THEREFORE THEY ARE GOING TO MAKE LOTS OF BABIES, AND WILL HAVE A MARRIGE THAT LASTS A LIFETIME!

Sorry about the caps, that was just because I was probably boring you with my neverending affection for my fandom. Anyway, so yeah. I'm afraid I'll put everyone to sleep with my rambling, so I'll make a sad attempt at covering the mental state of mind which it NejiTen. Supportive, Tenten is. Protective (in my eyes), Neji is. And what I like about it is, Neji seems pretty patronizing, in a sort of good way. Ok, I'm just flying of topic pretty fast... but lemme finish it quickly, they are a team, forever linked by memories (or something cheesy like that). And so, I depart you, with one of my crap spur of the moment warcries:WE LOVE YOU NEJITEN!

~ NaruSasu ~

Meh, I'd eventually be exposed to some catergory of yoai.

Oh, and I must inform you of my first marrige, and fandom: NaruHina. These days we don't talk so much, and all of the fics we gave birth to are also inactive, and very much neglected. :( --don't bet on them being updated. I'm really looking for a breakthrough. I don't know if I mean with life or fiction...

Final Fantasy Franchise:

FFX:

~ Tidus + Yuna ~

My newest OTP. Tidus and Yuna are just so cute! I never thought that in the middle of the game they would share a kiss in Macalania Lake, because being me, I've rarely ever come across canon loves. So right, Tidus up and rising blitzball player for the Zanarkand Abes finds himself taken into a strange place called Spira, and finds that an evil enitity, Sin had destroyed his beloved city a thousand years ago. He befriends a young Al Bhed girl, but they have an encounter with Sin and he is swept on the shores of Besaid, where he meets the beautiful daugher of High Summoner Braska, Yuna, actually half Al Bhed. He ends up as one of her several guardians, and they find themselves falling in love. Cheesy, but I like it. She's definitely not like other girls he's met, so she doesn't succumb to his obvious flirting, so just politely smiles, nods or just chuckles softly. Sure, Tidus is somewhat of a playa, but eventually his sunny, outgoing attitude brings out the best in Yuna. Lovely. Then as I mentioned before, they kiss at Macalania lake, romantic setting by the way-and who said Yuna couldn't hold her breath? So anyway, I watch and melt, quite quickly. They BOOM, I'm obsessed. :D.

Though I am very disappointed with what they did to Yunie in FFX-2, (You turned a delicate snowflake, kimono wearing summoner that hits 36 damage with her staff into a hands on hips posing gunner with a pattern that represents her missing blitzball playing lover showing between her breasts, and constantly high-fives her bikini wearing thief cousin... Damn you, I don't think so! Even though I haven't played the game...) I can't say I'm not satisfied with the good ending of FFX-2.

Conclusion: Tidus + Yuna =

~ Lukka ~

Lulu + Wakka. There isn't much to say. Wakka is Lulu's dead lover's bro, and childhood friend. Also her fellow guardian that was by her side on two pilgrimages. On their first pilgrimage together, they guarded Summoner Zuke, who quit his journey at the Calm Lands. And on their second together, they guard their younger sister figure, High Summoner Yuna. And six months after that journey's end, they get all goojy goojy and fall in love, then get married. Awesome. Then they have a baby, Vidnir (I think), Al Bhed for "future."

~ LunethxAria ~

They're sweet, yet subtle enough to get me obsessed. The hint was so mildly gentle, I think I'm one of the only ones on the planet to notice, let alone just be able to play the DS version of FFIII.

SoRiKai - SoraxRikuxKairi. No comment really. I like the trio, but also the SoraxKairi, RikuxSora.

Twilight:

I hate this series + I'm all anti-twilight, but I think there are a few nooks and crannies of the books that Smeyer was pretty clever about

~ Blackwater ~

Smexy for each other. One of the only things in Twilight I generally like. Don't get me started my anti-twilight rants. Actually, I might bash Smeyer later on.

~ JacobxAlice ~

Crack. Pure crack.

P.S, twilight mums are damn scary.

That's about it, though I read anything that sounds interesting to me.

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