Name: ZodiacSnake (though in realty I'm a girl with an overly popular boys name)

Age: 19

Gender: Female

Location:Somewhere in East Tennessee suberbeia (for now i hope to change that soon as i can)

As to some bit of info on me I am a proud Fan Fiction Addict and am not seeking an form of treatment for this condition and indulge in it every chance i get. That said I have a tendency to temporally fall head long in to any and every fandom that catches my momentary interest but there are a few that i will never truly fall away from the LARGEST by far of which is Transformers G1 mostly which i oddly enough got in to due to falling in love with the 2007 movie and then reading Fan Fiction till I became more of a G1 fan. Yu-gi-oh is another of my forever loves though it has been some time since i visited it. Other then those two I'd say Saiyuki, Sky High, Night at the Museum, Ninja Turtles, One Piece, Avatar: Last Airbender, Batman/Superman Adventures, Phineas and Ferb, Naruto, Static Shock and some other Misc. titles as you can see my interests are far and wide.

Parings

Transformers:

RatchTwins

ProwlJazz

BlueJack

RedInferno

MirageHound

IronChroma

OptimusElita

Yu-gi-oh:

Puzzleshipping(YugiYami)

puppyshipping(JoeySeto)

Tendershipping(BakuraRyou)

Angstshipping(MarikRyou)

Saiyuki:

GojyoSanzo(53)

Avatar: Last Airbender:

AangTara

ZuTara

ZuSokka

Sky High:

LaylaWill

WarrenWill

Static Shock:

VirgilRichie

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction, copy and paste this to your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the alphabet song and twinkle, twinkle little star have the same tune

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A piece of literature about saying 'Goodbye'...

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "Goodbye"

Now you have two choices:

1). Re-post and show you care

2). Ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

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Quotes

Umm so a lil while back I started colecting these & now i think ill share these stores r all increadable!!

He felt like a wet noodle, with about as much brainpower. Macaroni. That's what he'd been in his past life. Evil macaroni. And this was his punishment for planning noodly world domination.

in his past life as an Evil Noodle Overlord, his macaroni minions must have swept the globe, raining destruction and tasty sauces in their wake. - “Shadows on the Nile” By: lucid screamer (Yu-gi-oh) YamiAU
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"Tell me why I shouldn't kill you now."

"Um, I’m sure there'd be lots of paperwork? You hate paperwork."

"Paperwork builds character."

"Then why do you try so hard to avoid it?"

"I already have all the character I need." A thoughtful pause. "I'll get Mokuba to do it for me."

"The murder?"

"The paperwork. It'll be good for him." -”Shadows on the Nile“ By: lucidscreamer (Yu-gi-oh)Kaiba & YugiAU
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“Please don’t maim anyone while I’m too drunk to fix them, if you please, Sunny,” the medic said dryly, wobbling a little. -”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet
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How many times am I gonna have to tell you slagging sparklings not to antagonize the Seekers? I know they’re shiny and brightly colored, but can’t you resist the urge to grab just once? - “Twinning the Hatchet” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet
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Ratchet was adamant that these twins needed his own special brand of ‘medical attention’. Some would call what Ratchet had planned ‘medical malpractice’. Ratchet called it ‘deserved’. -”Dual Disasters” By: Amilyi (Transformers)Ratchet
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“Miss me, Seto?”

“…Do you really want an answer to that particular question, Noa?”

“Nah. Better off not knowing anything. Are you two all right?” replied the aqua-haired Kaiba, his smile fading for a minute.

“Next time you decide to get captured and have your evil twin replace you, tell me ahead of time. I'm beginning to think that you enjoy putting gray hairs on my head.”

"Yeah, Seto. Because everyone knows that I love doing that to you," retorted Noa, rolling his eyes.

"Are you relatively all right?"

"Why 'relatively'?"

"Because I know for a fact that you still have your injuries from earlier. That and the fact that you never had all your marbles to begin with."

"Thank you so little."

"You're welcome. Answer my question."

“I'm just peachy. Where’s the rest of our group?”- “The Return” By: Kohakuhime of Konoha (Yu-gi-oh)Noa & KaibaSlight AU
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“…Yeah, but at least you feel better than you did last night, right?”

“Mmm… Asdfghjkl.” He sat down at his seat and let his head fall onto the desk with a thunk.

Malik blinked before gasping incredulously. “He actually made the noise that people instant message with online when they have nothing to say! Did you guys hear that?!”

“I didn’t even know people could do that!” Ryou exclaimed.

Joey shot them all a glare. “I will kill you all.”

“…You know, that kind of hurts,” Yugi sighed, placing a hand over his heart.- “Dragon Pieces” By: Reizbar-Ookami (Yu-gi-oh)Ryou, Joey, Marik(in my head that’s the Hikari’s name though in this its Malik) & Yugi

"Jump off a bridge and die, Mutou," Seto growled, bringing the coffee cup to his lips before stopping. "Oh, wait, I forgot. You can't. Jump that is."

Yugi just grinned at him. "With that sort of hair, you could say anything and you'd still look cute. Cheers," he raised his tea cup as if making toast and then took a drink.”-“Yesterdays Lessons” By: esama (Yu-gi-oh) Kaiba & Yugi FutureFic (set 10 years in the future Yugi is disabled in this story & just got Seto out of bed & to the table for breakfast so he has bedhead hair)
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Prime swore, some days, it was just a little mortifying to have the tactician around. Medicinal, as a kick-in-the-pants usually was, but mortifying.”- “ Fidelis” By: The Starhorse (Transformers) Optimus Prime
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“Boys, boys, boys. When will you learn?” She threw an arm around each of their shoulders, “Women have the solution to everything?”-”Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter - Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to as the one who said this is from it but there not around a whole lot) Shiva
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“Accept it. Love it. Have some ramen.”-” Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter - Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to) Inu Yasha
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“Why the hell do you live in America?” Harry asked as they walked through the front door.

“Um,” Inu Yasha said in a dopey voice, “Because I’m American...?”

Harry scrunched up his face, “you look like your Chinese or something though.”

I was born in Japan actually,” Inu Yasha replied while raising an amused eyebrow, “-but I fought in the revolutionary war so I’d say that makes me pretty American.”-” Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter X Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to) Inu Yasha
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“But where did you learn it?”

“Azkaban.”

“WHAT!”

“Oh look, a hummingbird!” Inu Yasha cried, pointing behind Harry.”-” Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter X Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to) Inu Yasha
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“Please, don’t make any more of this than it really is, I swear I’m—”

“If he says he’s fine, I reserve the right to do something unsettling.” Sunstreaker declared, shooting his brother a look.

“Agreed.” His brother stated, narrowing his optics at the squirming medic.”- “Fluoxetine Hydrochloride” By:Lament of Meow (Ratchet, Sunstreaker, & Sideswipe) Transformers
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“They don’t usually try to kill me, for some reason.”

“It’s because everyone loves you, you hateful thing,” Sideswipe said teasingly, and they know that they’d have every last one of the Autobots down their throats if they did.”-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet & Sideswipe
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If you put the word ‘meeting’ with the words ‘Prime’ and ‘Sunstreaker’, the end results were rarely very good. The yellow twin had the uncanny ability to annoy the slag out of the ordinarily even-tempered Autobot leader.-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers) Just a fact.
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“You realize that we’ll always side with Ratchet, right?” Sideswipe asked innocently, sending Wheeljack a meaningful look.

The engineer arched an optic ridge. “Point taken,” he replied, amused. “Note to self: never prank Ratchet.” He paused, then added cheekily, “Note to Sideswipe: never mess with the guy with the explosives.”

“Point taken,” Sideswipe laughed.”-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Sideswipe & Wheeljack
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“Do I want to ask?”

“Not unless you want to be charged as an accomplice.”

“Dude, what did you do?!”

“Confidential. If I told you, I’d have to kill you. Ask again, and I might anyway.”-”A Matter Of Profit” By: ChanceXIII (Saiyuki)Goyjo &Sanzo
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I’d hate to have to turn you into a toaster after all the work I’ve put into your sorry chassis.” His lips quirked in a little smile, and both twins chuckled.”-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet
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‘Something’s money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s karma.’-”A Matter Of Profit” By: ChanceXIII (Saiyuki)Goyjo
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: I’m bored

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re I’m bored
And?

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re I’m bored
I’m gonna pester Prowl

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re I’m bored
You’re an idiot

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re I’m bored
I love you too ; P
-” Communique” By: MariaShadow (Transformers) Sideswipe & Sunstreaker

An Average Day in the Life of the Teenage Friend of a Giant Alien Robot from Space Who Disguises Himself as a Sports Car and Aspires to be the Worlds Biggest iPod.-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers)
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He spent the next moment merely adding Optimus’s mysterious power to turn anything into a captivating speech onto his considerable “Things to Ask Bee About Later” list, joining such worthies as “Where does your arm-cannon go when you’re a car?” and “How do you ask where the bathroom is in Cybertronian?”-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers) Sam
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“So where exactly does your arm cannon go when you’re in car form?” Sam blurted rather suddenly.

“Ummm, it is compartmentalized under the passenger seat.” Bee answered shortly, no doubt raising a mental brow-plate somewhere.

“Oh.” Sam regarded said butt-receptacle thoughtfully. “So that’s how the popcorn got in there.”-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers) Sam
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"Anger turned inward is depression," Smokescreen had stated once or twice. "Anger turned sideways is Ratchet. He's a nuclear warhead waiting to go off, and when he does, there'll be hell to pay for any unsuspecting fool caught in his path."-”Second Gear” By: chibijaime (Transformers) Smokescreen
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“Fine. But when I come back, I will find out exactly what you’ve been scheming, Jazz.” He about-faced and walked away in that stiff march of his, missing the devious grin that split the spy’s face behind his back.

“Bring it on, cop-bot. This gangsta mech ain’t amateur enough to give you the chance.”-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers) Prowl & Jazz

“Sideswipe was foaming at the mouth. Is that possible?”
The medic made a vague gesture with one hand. “He ate a box of soap flakes.”
Prowl blinked. “…soap flakes?”
“He was bored.” Ratchet shrugged.

Rule Three of surviving the Ark- If it involves a bored twin, don’t ask.”-”0700 hours at the Ark” By: L-Shades (Transformers) Prowel & Ratchet

“No, I’m a senior. Somebody at my old school told me I couldn’t graduate in four years, so I decided to do it in three. Got my freshman and sophomore classes over with the first year. Last year was a piece of cake; I figure this year won’t be much different.”-” Enterprise High“ By:cable69 (Star Trek: 2009) Kirk

“Something akin to the universal rule the humans called "Murphy's Law." Autobots knew the same thing but called it by other names... most popularly, "Wheeljack's Axiom."-” “ By: (Transformers) Optimus

Slag it, I still need to set up a little-“

“Set up? I thought you assured me that you were all set up.” Prowl stated.

“Set up as in tie up the twins in a closet and tranquilize them.” Red Alert growled. “I already got clearance from Ratchet.”

“Please do so.” Prowl agreed.”-” Fan“ By: outerelf (Transformers) Red Alert & Prowl