Name: ZodiacSnake (though in realty I'm a girl with an overly popular boys name)

Age: 23

Gender: Female

Location:Somewhere in East Tennessee suburbia (for now i hope to change that soon as i can)

As to some bit of info on me I am a proud Fan Fiction Addict and am not seeking an form of treatment for this condition and indulge in it every chance i get. That said I have a tendency to temporally fall head long in to any and every fandom that catches my momentary interest but there are a few that i will never truly fall away from the LARGEST by far of which is Transformers G1 mostly which i oddly enough got in to due to falling in love with the 2007 movie and then reading Fan Fiction till I became more of a G1 fan. Yu-gi-oh is another of my forever loves though it has been some time since i visited it. Other then those two I'd say Star Trek XI, Harry Potter, Saiyuki, Sky High, One Piece, Avatar: Last Airbender, Batman/Superman Adventures, Phineas and Ferb, Static Shock, Megamind, Young Justice and some other Misc. titles as you can see my interests are far and wide.

Parings (If someones on twice the top ones my OTP the others just a will read if there's a good story with it.)

Transformers:

RatchTwins

ProwlJazz

BlueJack

RedInferno

MirageHound

IronChroma

OptimusElita

Yu-gi-oh:

Puzzleshipping(YugiYami)

puppyshipping(JoeySeto)

Tendershipping(BakuraRyou)

Angstshipping(MarikRyou)

Star Trek

Kirk/Spock

Sulu/Chekov

Young Justice:

Superboy/Robin

Wally/Robin

Harry Potter: I support all cannon pairings these r just my ff preferences.

HP/DM

RW/HG

One Piece:

AceLu

ZoSan

Merryship

FrankyRobin

Avatar: Last Airbender:

ZuSokka

AangTara

ZuTara

Sky High:

LaylaWill

WarrenWill

LaylaWillWarren

Saiyuki:

GojyoSanzo(53)

Static Shock:

VirgilRichie

Phineas and Ferb:

PhineasFerb

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Quotes

Umm so a lil while back I started collecting these & now I think I'll share these stores are all incredible!!

He felt like a wet noodle, with about as much brainpower. Macaroni. That's what he'd been in his past life. Evil macaroni. And this was his punishment for planning noodly world domination.

in his past life as an Evil Noodle Overlord, his macaroni minions must have swept the globe, raining destruction and tasty sauces in their wake. - “Shadows on the Nile” By: lucid screamer (Yu-gi-oh) YamiAU
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"Tell me why I shouldn't kill you now."

"Um, I’m sure there'd be lots of paperwork? You hate paperwork."

"Paperwork builds character."

"Then why do you try so hard to avoid it?"

"I already have all the character I need." A thoughtful pause. "I'll get Mokuba to do it for me."

"The murder?"

"The paperwork. It'll be good for him." -”Shadows on the Nile“ By: lucidscreamer (Yu-gi-oh)Kaiba & YugiAU
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“Please don’t maim anyone while I’m too drunk to fix them, if you please, Sunny,” the medic said dryly, wobbling a little. -”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet
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How many times am I gonna have to tell you slagging sparklings not to antagonize the Seekers? I know they’re shiny and brightly colored, but can’t you resist the urge to grab just once? - “Twinning the Hatchet” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet
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Ratchet was adamant that these twins needed his own special brand of ‘medical attention’. Some would call what Ratchet had planned ‘medical malpractice’. Ratchet called it ‘deserved’. -”Dual Disasters” By: Amilyi (Transformers)Ratchet
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“Miss me, Seto?”

“…Do you really want an answer to that particular question, Noa?”

“Nah. Better off not knowing anything. Are you two all right?” replied the aqua-haired Kaiba, his smile fading for a minute.

“Next time you decide to get captured and have your evil twin replace you, tell me ahead of time. I'm beginning to think that you enjoy putting gray hairs on my head.”

"Yeah, Seto. Because everyone knows that I love doing that to you," retorted Noa, rolling his eyes.

"Are you relatively all right?"

"Why 'relatively'?"

"Because I know for a fact that you still have your injuries from earlier. That and the fact that you never had all your marbles to begin with."

"Thank you so little."

"You're welcome. Answer my question."

“I'm just peachy. Where’s the rest of our group?”- “The Return” By: Kohakuhime of Konoha (Yu-gi-oh)Noa & KaibaSlight AU
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“…Yeah, but at least you feel better than you did last night, right?”

“Mmm… Asdfghjkl.” He sat down at his seat and let his head fall onto the desk with a thunk.

Malik blinked before gasping incredulously. “He actually made the noise that people instant message with online when they have nothing to say! Did you guys hear that?!”

“I didn’t even know people could do that!” Ryou exclaimed.

Joey shot them all a glare. “I will kill you all.”

“…You know, that kind of hurts,” Yugi sighed, placing a hand over his heart.- “Dragon Pieces” By: Reizbar-Ookami (Yu-gi-oh)Ryou, Joey, Marik(in my head that’s the Hikari’s name though in this its Malik) & Yugi

"Jump off a bridge and die, Mutou," Seto growled, bringing the coffee cup to his lips before stopping. "Oh, wait, I forgot. You can't. Jump that is."

Yugi just grinned at him. "With that sort of hair, you could say anything and you'd still look cute. Cheers," he raised his tea cup as if making toast and then took a drink.”-“Yesterdays Lessons” By: esama (Yu-gi-oh) Kaiba & Yugi FutureFic (set 10 years in the future Yugi is disabled in this story & just got Seto out of bed & to the table for breakfast so he has bedhead hair)
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Prime swore, some days, it was just a little mortifying to have the tactician around. Medicinal, as a kick-in-the-pants usually was, but mortifying.”- “ Fidelis” By: The Starhorse (Transformers) Optimus Prime
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“Boys, boys, boys. When will you learn?” She threw an arm around each of their shoulders, “Women have the solution to everything?”-”Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter - Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to as the one who said this is from it but there not around a whole lot) Shiva
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“Accept it. Love it. Have some ramen.”-” Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter - Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to) Inu Yasha
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“Why the hell do you live in America?” Harry asked as they walked through the front door.

“Um,” Inu Yasha said in a dopey voice, “Because I’m American...?”

Harry scrunched up his face, “you look like your Chinese or something though.”

I was born in Japan actually,” Inu Yasha replied while raising an amused eyebrow, “-but I fought in the revolutionary war so I’d say that makes me pretty American.”-” Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter X Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to) Inu Yasha
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“But where did you learn it?”

“Azkaban.”

“WHAT!”

“Oh look, a hummingbird!” Inu Yasha cried, pointing behind Harry.”-” Demon Hunter” By:Shivakashi (Harry Potter X Inuyasha Crossover lil bit of Digimon in there to) Inu Yasha
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“Please, don’t make any more of this than it really is, I swear I’m—”

“If he says he’s fine, I reserve the right to do something unsettling.” Sunstreaker declared, shooting his brother a look.

“Agreed.” His brother stated, narrowing his optics at the squirming medic.”- “Fluoxetine Hydrochloride” By:Lament of Meow (Ratchet, Sunstreaker, & Sideswipe) Transformers
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“They don’t usually try to kill me, for some reason.”

“It’s because everyone loves you, you hateful thing,” Sideswipe said teasingly, and they know that they’d have every last one of the Autobots down their throats if they did.”-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet & Sideswipe
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If you put the word ‘meeting’ with the words ‘Prime’ and ‘Sunstreaker’, the end results were rarely very good. The yellow twin had the uncanny ability to annoy the slag out of the ordinarily even-tempered Autobot leader.-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers) Just a fact.
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“You realize that we’ll always side with Ratchet, right?” Sideswipe asked innocently, sending Wheeljack a meaningful look.

The engineer arched an optic ridge. “Point taken,” he replied, amused. “Note to self: never prank Ratchet.” He paused, then added cheekily, “Note to Sideswipe: never mess with the guy with the explosives.”

“Point taken,” Sideswipe laughed.”-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Sideswipe & Wheeljack
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“Do I want to ask?”

“Not unless you want to be charged as an accomplice.”

“Dude, what did you do?!”

“Confidential. If I told you, I’d have to kill you. Ask again, and I might anyway.”-”A Matter Of Profit” By: ChanceXIII (Saiyuki)Goyjo &Sanzo
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I’d hate to have to turn you into a toaster after all the work I’ve put into your sorry chassis.” His lips quirked in a little smile, and both twins chuckled.”-”Cave Canem” By: ryagelle (Transformers)Ratchet
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‘Something’s money can’t buy. For everything else, there’s karma.’-”A Matter Of Profit” By: ChanceXIII (Saiyuki)Goyjo
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From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: I’m bored

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re I’m bored
And?

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re I’m bored
I’m gonna pester Prowl

From: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
To: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re I’m bored
You’re an idiot

From: Sideswipe (cheekydeviltrannet)
To: Sunstreaker (handsomedeviltrannet)
Subject: Re Re Re Re I’m bored
I love you too ; P
-” Communique” By: MariaShadow (Transformers) Sideswipe & Sunstreaker

An Average Day in the Life of the Teenage Friend of a Giant Alien Robot from Space Who Disguises Himself as a Sports Car and Aspires to be the Worlds Biggest iPod.-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers)
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He spent the next moment merely adding Optimus’s mysterious power to turn anything into a captivating speech onto his considerable “Things to Ask Bee About Later” list, joining such worthies as “Where does your arm-cannon go when you’re a car?” and “How do you ask where the bathroom is in Cybertronian?”-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers) Sam
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“So where exactly does your arm cannon go when you’re in car form?” Sam blurted rather suddenly.

“Ummm, it is compartmentalized under the passenger seat.” Bee answered shortly, no doubt raising a mental brow-plate somewhere.

“Oh.” Sam regarded said butt-receptacle thoughtfully. “So that’s how the popcorn got in there.”-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers) Sam
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"Anger turned inward is depression," Smokescreen had stated once or twice. "Anger turned sideways is Ratchet. He's a nuclear warhead waiting to go off, and when he does, there'll be hell to pay for any unsuspecting fool caught in his path."-”Second Gear” By: chibijaime (Transformers) Smokescreen
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“Fine. But when I come back, I will find out exactly what you’ve been scheming, Jazz.” He about-faced and walked away in that stiff march of his, missing the devious grin that split the spy’s face behind his back.

“Bring it on, cop-bot. This gangsta mech ain’t amateur enough to give you the chance.”-”Transmission Breakdown” By: OblivionDragon (Transformers) Prowl & Jazz

“Sideswipe was foaming at the mouth. Is that possible?”
The medic made a vague gesture with one hand. “He ate a box of soap flakes.”
Prowl blinked. “…soap flakes?”
“He was bored.” Ratchet shrugged.

Rule Three of surviving the Ark- If it involves a bored twin, don’t ask.”-”0700 hours at the Ark” By: L-Shades (Transformers) Prowel & Ratchet

“No, I’m a senior. Somebody at my old school told me I couldn’t graduate in four years, so I decided to do it in three. Got my freshman and sophomore classes over with the first year. Last year was a piece of cake; I figure this year won’t be much different.”-” Enterprise High“ By:cable69 (Star Trek: 2009) Kirk

“Something akin to the universal rule the humans called "Murphy's Law." Autobots knew the same thing but called it by other names... most popularly, "Wheeljack's Axiom."-” “ By: (Transformers) Optimus

Slag it, I still need to set up a little-“

“Set up? I thought you assured me that you were all set up.” Prowl stated.

“Set up as in tie up the twins in a closet and tranquilize them.” Red Alert growled. “I already got clearance from Ratchet.”

“Please do so.” Prowl agreed.”-” Fan“ By: outerelf (Transformers) Red Alert & Prowl

“You’re impossible! This is supposed to be fun, not math, Dexter!”
“Math is fun.”
“I’m not getting through to you, am I?”
“No, but I invite you to keep trying.”-” Invisible Sun” by:lightning bird *Buttercup & Dexter* ( Fusion Fall)

“Please tell me you have a brig in this base.” Prowl said.
“Second thing we made. ‘Specially designed to be twin-proof.” Ironhide boasted.
“Nothing is twin-proof. Twin-resistant maybe, but never twin-proof.”
“Ah, you got a point.”-”Voices“ By: *Prowl & Ironhide* (Transformers)

Sideswipe sniffed disdainfully. “Ratchet, Prime was afraid of you. You think a couple of lowly grunts like us were gonna be any different? Everyone knew better than to tangle with the Hatchet in a temper. You were the CMO from the Pit—and we all loved you for it.” Bluestreak was nodding agreement enthusiastically.”-” Lapsus Memoriae” By:” By: ryagelle (Transformers)*Sideswipe*

Wheeljack, the twins and even Jazz stared at the medic.
‘Ratchet the Hatchet in a good mood?’
Think the Unmaker is coming? Sideswipe asked through their bond.
I thought we had agreed that Ratchet is the Unmaker. ”-”Protecting the Medic“ By: renegadewriter8 (Transformers) *Sideswipe & Sunstreaker*

“I don’t think Dexter actually knows how to fix anything. I think he just super charges everything he gets his hands on.”
“He told me he rebuilt his mother’s blender,” said Bubbles, abandoning her coloring to join them. “Now it can puree a brick.”-”Invisible Sun” By: lightning bird (Fusion Fall) *Blossom & Bubbles discussing Dexter*

“You can’t just up and give him a hundred thousand dollars!” insisted the blond. He seemed fixated on the amount.
Utonium tilted his head, curious and amused at the echo in the room. “Why not?”
“He’s ten!”
“I’m eleven,” growled Dexter, turning a savage glare on the man.
“Whatever! It doesn’t matter! He’s a minor! He can’t sign a contract with anyone, US Army or no!”
“Good point, Dad. Thanks,” agreed Dexter, warming up to the discussion. “Professor?”
“Yes?”
“Since I am a minor, I would like to hire you as the president of my company. You’ll be responsible for reviewing and signing contracts and all that grown-up stuff I can’t do yet.”
“You have a business plan worked out?”
“Of course.”
“Detailed?”
“Highly. I’ll send you a copy.”
“Fair enough. I can do stuff. What’s the salary?”
“A dollar a year until I can afford to pay you.”
“Fair enough. When do I start?”
“You just did.”
“You still owe me a dollar.”
“Fine. Now I owe you two," he said, and the scientists exchanged happy, excited grins.”-”Invisible Sun” By: lightning bird (Fusion Fall) *Dexters Dad, Professor Utonium, & Dexter*

"You know it freaks out some of the others when you and Ironhide speak to me like that. All informal," he clarified."You know it freaks out some of the others to hear you say things like 'freaks out', 'all informal', and 'oops, my bad'." -”The Last” By:Lady Dragon2 (Transformers) *Optimus & Ratchet*

"What these bone heads are trying to say," said James. "Is that us Marauders stick together through thick and thin. We'll be there for each other anytime and every time.""Friends," began Remus."Marauders," continued Sirius."Brothers," added James."Forever," finished Peter."Aww, how cute," teased Lily."It's not supposed to be cute!" said James, Sirius, Remus and Peter all at once in distressed tones."Jinx you owe me a butterbeer!" yelled Remus. The others groaned. "Yes that's three butterbeers for me!"Eventually the Marauders were forced apart. James was killed; Peter went into hiding; Sirius was sent to Azkaban and Remus was once again left alone. But before that, they were inseparable. After that day, none of them ever missed a Friday night or full moon again. In fact, Lily and James planned their honeymoon so that James wouldn't miss the full moon and he would be back in time to go out for the Marauders' night. That was because they were all there for each other, no matter how heavy the rainstorm. Mrs. Lupin was wrong; it wasn't an individual battle against life, it was the Marauders against the world.”-”I'll Be There for You ” By:The Songfictionistas (Harry Potter) *James, Remus, Sirius, Peter, Lilly*

"SHH! Daddy is busy establishing a touchy-feely relationship with his former butt-kicking human captive!"-”Hugs” By: Aqua Turquoise (Megamind) *Minion to Brainbots*

"So what are we going to do tonight, Sir?"

"The same thing we do every night, Minion. Pwn some noobs."-”Metro Cover” By: cgaussie01 (Megamind) *Minion Megamind*

"Of course he knows how many times you've almost been killed, Master Richard. He keeps count."
Bruce turned to glare at the butler. "I do not keep count."-”What Doesn't Kill You” By: Jimmy Candlestick (Young Justice) *Alfred & Bruce*