Name: I'm TALA!.

Looks: Dirty blond hair, Dark Green eyes and about 5' 8''. Ya I'm tall. Deal with it!

Personality: To comlicated to explain.

Home: Mars.(But it looks like Canada)

AGE: 13...ish

But Twilight shall rule forever!!

copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot.If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile

Life hates my right foot. If it hates yours, too, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE!! ... copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one on your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you're weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 who would be laughing your rear off.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever misspelled your own name, paste this on your profile.

If you can get away with ANYTHING, but NOT abuse the ability, paste this to your profile . (Well...anything that has nothing to do with Adriannu.)If your teachers would believe you if you said you had to skip class to go to the library, and let you go while the rest of the class is doing worksheets, paste this to your profile.

If you ever have fallen on your face in front of Sarah Jessica Parker, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (My opinion: Link!), (Dude Link needs to exist) -Ocarina of Twilgiht Lost Triforce (Kail and Navi Bay-bay!), (I agree...but no annoying fairies this time...)-CDCB

If you like/love copying and pasting stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile. (PLEASE, SOMEONE GIVE ME A TANK!)

If you have a horrible heath life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the brand "volvo" you freak out and start giggling uncontrolably and then people stare at you funny copy and paste this onto your profile

If you like your men (or women for those male readers) cold, dead, and sparkling, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward", you freak out because you love him so much, copy this to your profile.

If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you are counting the days until Breaking Dawn comes out copy and paste this into your profile. (AUGUST 2ND!! GOT IT PREORDERED!!)

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe), I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep)VOLVO S60R,LoveMeForeverORLoveMeNever, EdwardEclipse, Alexz1jude, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony, VampiressE12B, RosalieHale123, bloodfangs, Headlight39, sunlit.vampire

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. (another thing to add to a long list of reasons I hate the dentist)

If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile. (I actually named my fictional science-class baby Edward, a.k.a. Eddie.)

Random sayings.

"We're watching the discovery channel!"- me and my friends watching the boys.

"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?" - my friend and i watching TV.

"Cheer up, the worst is yet to come." - my friend to me.

"What?" - ME!

"If I had eight arm... Id be octogirl!" - my weird friend

"Why does Harry's scar come and disappear in different pictures and movies?"- me watching goblet of fire

"Cheese whiz adds...nasty chemicals...and bring up your lunch!" - me and my friend makes fun of a commercial.

"the mini wheats song is the only song you can dance to on the beat" -once again me.

"Lets go buy you some pride!-my friend to me

"FREAKIN BORED!" -me

"(insert double-dutch.)" - me and anyone who came from my elementary school

"I am your father" - my dad to me

"CRAZY OYSTER PIMPS!" -ME!!

"Voldie needs a hug!"- me

"Anger Management! Uh!" - person in my class

"There swidish pushups" - me doing pushups with my fingers in gym.

"Scandeles Twins!" -two annoying boys in my class to 2 preppy girls.

"Er...Wow." - me looking at ma friends homework.

"I wanna double cheese burgar and hold the lettuce..." - my friend singing the McDonald rap.

"YOUR FACE!" - my BFF fave saying.

"It's are EMO corner!" - me and ma friend in my dance class (ms. Sigman must die!).

"I didn't do ma homework." - my everyday saying.

"CATERPILLARS!" - me!

"I wanna hippopotamus 4 Christmas!" -me

"ARE YOU SMARTER THAT A 5TH GRADER?" -me asking everyone.

"Weak...need...cookies." - me trying to get cookies from my mom.

"YOUR FACE!" - all of ma friends!

"WHOPPER!! WHOPPER NO ONIONS!!" Anika-sigh- shes doomed.

"Fish drives a car while Mike picks his nose." Anika's wacked up brother.

Stupid/funny thing celebrities has said.

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest- honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for because you can never predict when they are going to try something incredibly stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow

"Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello." -Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"You're really weird." -Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

"I am so smart. S-M-R-T." Homer Simpson

"I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do." -Johnny Depp

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face." -Johnny Depp

"I was ecstatic they re-named 'French Fries' as 'Freedom Fries'. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots." -Johnny Depp

"I love weddings! Drinks all around!" -Jack Sparrow

"But why is all the rum gone?!" -Jack Sparrow

"I'm not sure I'm adult yet." -Johnny Depp

"Imagination is intelligance having fun." -Anonymous

"The more you know, the less you understand." -Tao Te Ching (yup, so true.By the way, who's this guy?)

"Oh, bugger." -Captain Jack Sparrow (who else?)

"You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try." - Homer J. Simpson.

"You can mistrust me less than you can mistrust him. Trust me."- Jack Sparrow

"Now where is that monkey, I need to shoot something!"- Jack Sparrow

"To the world you might be one person but to one person you might be the world." -anonymous

"I'm too lazy to take a nap." - me

Fading memories, re-constructed memories and a dream, a dream of you in a world with you ~Kingdom Hearts CoM~

I get to go to alot of oversea places, like Canada. - Britany Spears. (she was born in the states!!)

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem? - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better. - Ellen DeGeneres

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison. - Tim Allen

My theory is that if you look confident you can pull off anything - even if you have no clue what you're doing. - Jessica Alba

That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down. - Jim Carrey

Did you know...

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

FEMALE COMEBACKS
Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

(My Own)

Man: Bitch...
Woman: You weren't saying that last night...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this