Hi. I'm Jaime aka Log (long story). I'm crazy (according to my family and friends; acquaintances do not hear me talk often enough to know) but I know you all love me anyway. I have the best friends in the world, Hannah aka Lower than a Dentist (another long story, don't ask), Shelby aka VAP (stands for Very Annoying Person, don't make fun, she got the nickname in 4th grade, she really isn't annoying, I have no idea how she ended up with that name), and Courtney (poor Courtney is the only one without a nickname). We live in a town that I'm sure could be considered the smallest town of all time. How small you ask? So small that Forks, Washington seems ginormous.

Favorite TV shows: Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Angel, Moonlight, Bloodties, Heroes, Numbers, Bionic woman, Bones, The Dresden Files, etc, etc (I'm a TV addict)

Favorite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Harry Potter (all), Hawksong, Just Listen, and many more

Favorite Authors: Stephenie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Amelia Atwater Rhodes

Favorite Foods: Pickles and Chocolate (just not together)

Favorite quotes:

"Have you seen my car... it's big and shiny?" ~Angel

"Humans die so easily, too, in their sleep, from tripping, from a tiny heart glitch, from a virus, from getting bumped a little too hard by a car..." ~ Stephenie Meyer

"This is a fertile land and we will thrive. We will rule over all this land and we shall call it... this land.

"I think we shall call it your grave.

"Ah, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal." ~ Wash, Firefly

"I was just wondering why you stabbed him. Not that I object" ~ Edward, Twilight

"I still say if Earth was ever going to be invaded by aliens it would be during a lunar eclipse. I'm not saying it's going to happen, I'm just giving you a heads up." ~ Uncle Jack

"I didn't say you were stupid. So stop being an idiot and let me fix this." ~ Buffy

PS. Don't hate me if I don't post often. It's all my brother's fault. He is constantly kicking me off the computer to play games, so I can't write as often as I'd like.