May 23 2009: Sorry I've not posted in a long time, my computer is very sick and is getting fixed at the moment. As well as an apology for the delay in this message. I just found out that Daddy's Little Cannibal died in a drunk driving accident. I send my deepest sympathies to all that knew her. Unforetunately, I did not get a chance to do so, and I regret that very much. Her stories are brilliant. Go read them and you'll see what a dedicated and trully awesome FF writer she was. She is a legend in my eyes.

Formerly known as Edward's Manda. I changed my name to Vampire Extraordinaire:)

Hello all! My pen name is Vampire Extraordinaire. My real name is Amanda. To be honest, I’m not a big fan of it. I went through grade school with boys in my classes calling me AH-MAN-DUH. Yeah, not cool. I prefer coolio names like Theresa or Alexandra. But no. I get stuck with AH-MAN-DUH. Dear God, now I’m saying it!

I’m from Canada. I’m not going to say where, so that leaves 10 provinces and 3 territories. Not vague at all… Woots for the Canucks, but not the hockey team. Just Canadians in general:)

Some random information about me…I have OCD. It’s not serious, but my parents say that if I keep up being so anal, as I get older it will get worse. This is a self-diagnosis; I'm probably uber anal, and nothing else. Moving along…I am nervous around really tall people. Yeah, when I was younger, it was really bad. But now that I’m older I realize that tall people are cool. Especially if they are of the HAWTT male variety :) Sometimes my parents consider me antisocial, because I don’t like to be out of my room for long periods of times. Kind of weird, but who said being normal was fun? I also love cowboys!! I don’t know why, but I really truly do. My room is a mess. There in only one thing that is nice and neat about it- where I do all of my thinking for fanifction, and where I write it. I have this book filled with dozens of ideas, some workied out, so there for reasons God only knows.

Some of my hobbies include playing soccer, volleyball, football, badminton, and swimming, but you don’t really play that! I love to play on Guitar Hero III! I’m slowly going onto hard. I love vampires! Ever since I read Twilight, my obsession went to a whole new level. I also enjoy reading…just about anything. I read novels, newspapers, magazines, fan fiction, picture books, manga etc. Yes picture books, I have many younger cousins I have to baby sit. I love to do nothing and listen to music. I also enjoy writing.

Ah, writing. I really like writing fan fiction. Especially Bella + Edward stories. Those are more than likely the only pair I will do in Twilight fan fiction. Meaning, no Jacob and Bella stories. I really don’t like that coupling at all. I prefer to BxE moments. I enjoy torturing Bella and Edward with humiliation and humor. I’m not a masochist, I just think that Bella and Edward could go through lots, and their love will prevail.

My personality…I am considered antisocial (by my parents :P), a grudge-holder, and dead klutzy. I am about as bad as Bella. For example, I was raking the leaves with my dad and sister. I managed to hit my head with the rake. Not the handle part, but the part with the claws and picks up the leaves. My parents don’t even ask me if I’m alright, they know that I bounce back, good as new-or as good as I was before the accident, because I’m more than likely recovering from some other injury. Some people say I’m nice, and considerate. But these people are my friends, so I guess they’re obligated to say something along these lines. I’m terribly sarcastic. It just comes naturally to me. People also say I’m really funny. Again my friends :P

Some of my favorite books includes: The Twilight series, Harry Potter series, The Pretty Little Liars series, Inkheart series (Inkdeath is out!!), Chronicles of Narnia, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Pelican Brief, All the Queens Men, Sea Swept Series, the First Stone, The House of Night Series, The Mortal Instruments (Ohmigod Jace!), Blue Bloods, Modern Tales of Faerie and many more :) Maybe you didn't notice but I'm a huge fan of series.

Real Vampires Have Curves. This book is amazing. Funny and sexy/smutty; awesome. I also really like it because the main character is not impossibly thin, but has curves and is not a piece of paper. AND with all her curves, she gets two amazing guys. Totally freaking HOT. I suggest reading it... not becuase Blade and Damian deserve gold medals for their looks or anything :P

I love music. I like the rock variety, so I guess that makes me a metal-head. My top five bands include Muse, Breaking Benjamin, Linkin Park, Rise Against and the fifth is a toss between Plain White T's, Vanessa Carlton and Franz Ferdinand. I know BIG difference between the three. My favorite song is Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy. Don’t ask why… I also enjoy Metric, Offspring, U2, Tokyo Police Club and many others. I enjoy listening to traditional Irish music...when my ears begin to bleed with all the punk stuff.

I also enjoy watching T.V, but I don't very often. If I'm in the mood I'll watch Charmed, Friends reruns and Torchwood. I also watch Fraiser, the Fresh Prince of Bellair and According to Jim. I can now add Criminal Minds, House. All three Law and Orders are awesome!! I'm a huge movie-aholic, and to name them all would take way to long, so we'll go with a little bit if the long list. Harry Potter 1-5, Pirates of the Carribean 1-3, Lord of the Rings 1-3 and the Devil Wears Prada.

Well now you what I like, we'll go onto what I'm not a fan of. I do not like Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus or the Jonas Brothers. I want nothing to do with them. They bother and annoy me to no end. The Jonas Brothers won't last much longer; their whole brothers in a band thing is good while they're teenagers, but once they are a little older they will spilt and do their own thing. I don't like High School Musical either; though Zac Efron was good in Hairspray. A lot of the Disney channel shows they have out now are pretty bothersome; the Hannah Montana show, Wizards of Waverly Place. I am also not a fan of Zoey 101. The bugger of it all is that my sister worships everything I seem to not like. So Battle Royale breaks out everytime we fight of the t.v. remote. It's not a pretty sight.

~I think its time to share this problem and bring to everyones attention... Defiantly and Definitely are two different words! Defiantly is when you want to be rebelious, and definitely is when you are very sure of something. Its a growing problem on this site (I see it all the time) and drives me up the wall. I'm not saying I'm perfect, but please people out there know the difference and be aware of it!

Here is the story that I posted with CindeBella:

DATING THE BOSS

Love,

Vampire Extraordinaire

P.S. I have a question...how many people actually read these things?? I put soo much work into it, and I have a feeling that typing it up on Word first than copy and pasting it here was a huge waste of time. Oh well...