Hey, I'm Woodland's Cloud.
I'm not going to waste your time with the whole boring profile/bio thing... if you really want to know about me you can go to my homepage. Any further questions and you can PM me.
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This is Bunny. Copy and paste him onto your profile to help him dominate the world!
The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile.
If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see him GOD is there! if you belive in GOD put this in your profile
92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile
If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you freakin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Cullen, copy this into your profile.
Instead of doing it yourself, you like to copy. If that describes you, paste this into your profile.
If you think that losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If when you have a child, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever heard of National Talk like a Pirate Day copy and paste this onto your profile.
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If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you like claymation movies (e.g. Wallace and Gromit, Corpse Bride) copy this into your profile.
Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.
If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
98 percent of the population has a myspace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't emo, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
If you think that the Simpsons is retarded,copy this into your profile.
If you like popcorn as much as I do,copy this into your profile.
If you like copying things into your profile,copy this into your profile.
Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc, copy this onto your profile.
If you think that these "copy and paste" things are annoying, but you just gotta love 'em, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you would never even consider betting against Alice Cullen, copy this onto your profile.
If you are obsessed with Twilight to the point where your life revolves around it, copy this onto your profile.
If you refuse to make up any of these "copy and pastes", copy this onto your profile. (I am one of these people)
If you carry around a book (Twilight) where ever you go, copy and paste this onto your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADD is Automatic Death Disorder
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
I have them all! put them in your pro if you do! and you know you do! stop lying to yourself!!
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"
RaNdOmNeSs
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silence is golden. Duct Tape is silver.
Friends will say, "You deserve better." Best friends will call him and say, "You will die in seven days."
Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.
"Shut up Voices! Or I will poke you with a fork."
Of all the things I've lost... I miss my mind the most.
Who ever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.
Of course I'm talking to myself! Who else can I trust?
Don't follow me... I'm lost too.
At least I don't CARE what those mindless people think of me.
It's always in the last place you look... of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?!
I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going, and hook up with them later.
Do I have to spell it out for you, or scream it in your face?
haha. I don't get it.
A good friend will come bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the next cell saying, "Let's do it again!"
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
Those who throw objects at the crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.
Set sail in a general... THAT WAY direction.
Music is my boyfriend.
Definition of Your Mom: how to answer a question when you're bored.
Poke me. I dare you.
This is Bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.
Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.
You cry. I cry. You laugh. I laugh. You jump off a cliff. I laugh even harder.
I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.
Sweet Mother of Crap.
Don't piss off a monkey with a sword.
if you can raed tihs, cnorgadluatoins! you are one of the samrt peploe who dno't need to look at the wrod idniviudlaly, but as a wolhe! Olny samrt poelpe can raed tihs bceuase tehy are good raedres. Msot good raedres can raed wrdos wehn the frist and lsat ltetres of the wrod are the smae, and tehre are the smae auomnt of lteters in the wrod.
The sooner you fall behind the more time you'll have to catch up.
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
I intend to live forever -- so far, so good.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The only reason I am always listening to music is to drownd out the sound of your voice!~
Drive carefully, 90 of people are accidents.
"Careful with that light at the end of the tunnel, it might be another train coming."
If you can't fix it with duck tape you have'nt used enough
Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.
"Where there's a will, there's a way. And where there's a way, then there's usually a stop sign somewhere along the road."
Lifes Tough, get a helmet!
"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay."
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
normal people worry me
you say physco like it's a bad thing
those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do
Anger is one letter short of danger.
One death is one too many.
Life's not all bad. Look into somebody's eyes, you'll see that they're a person just like you, they also have good and bad feelings, hopes and dreams.
If you love somebody, they shouldn't make you cry, they should be worth crying over.
"We didn’t lose...we just ran out of time"~unknown
If you die, I'll kill you!"
There are some days when I just don't feel like talking.. Today is that day.
Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take, but by the number of moments that take our breath away.
The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
Learn from the mistakes of others, because you can't live long enough to make them all yourself.
Trust your instincts and listen to your friends, because they may be right when you don't want them to be
They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?.
" Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information".
"I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down." –Anonymous
"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"
"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown
"I'll kill you until you die!!"
"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"
"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"
"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."
"A good essay is 10 inspiration, 15 perspiration, and 75 desperation"
"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!
I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight
"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."
If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!
Thank-you for visiting reality, come again... Now entering your life, welcome
The entire world's a stage; I didn't get cast!
Consciousness- that annoying time between naps
Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them
Guys are like lava lamps there fun to look at just not so bright!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error
Sign on baby's bib: SPIT HAPPENS
I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...
Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay
Look out for #1. Don't step in #2 either
Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved
Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!
Beware of programmers who carry screwdriver
OUT TO LUNCH: IF NOT BACK BY FIVE, OUT FOR DINNER ALSO
A repair shop:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Maybe this world is another planet's hell
A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere else
Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans
Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.
Does the noise in my head bother you?
I know a million ways
To always pick the wrong thing to say
I must be an acrobat
To talk like this and act like that
Every rose has its thorn.
Sister Luck is screaming somebody else's name
It's no secret that a friend is someone who lets you help
It's no secret that a liar won't believe in anyone else
"Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world."
- Dave Barry.
"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less."
"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone
I brake for scholars, priests, and no apparent reason
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
" I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"
Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car
I break for...OH SHIT NO BRAKES
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Saw it, wanted it, threw a fit, Got It!!
Mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young
We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want
They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
...and i should care, why?
3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
All generalizations are false.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
Stories:
Through Different Eyes: 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU - Missing You in Rob's point of view. finished for now... may start again later.
The Protector: Twilight/ 1-800-WHERE-R-YOU - Jess's son Michael meets an old friend (Sam). Sam is a normal girl who moved from Forks Washington to Indiana to live with her mom. While living in Forks Sam befriends the Cullens and learns their secret. Once she moves to Indiana Michael becomes her new best friend, and she aquires ESP. When Bella is in trouble, can Sam save the day?
And the Insanity Begins: Twilight - Bella and Edward are getting married!! But the pack of werewolves in La Push are concerned that Edward will break the treaty and change Bella. Will the treaty be broken? There's only one way to find out... READ!
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