Ok, I am not officially allowed to be a beta reader, but I would LOVE to beta for someone if you like. I would probably only be good for Tamora Pierce and Lord of the Rings Beta-ing, but still, if you like, feel free to PM me. :)

Hi, I am a big fan of Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, and Tamora Pierce.

Quotes I love: (oh, and yes, this list of them WAS longer. Much longer.)

"I think like a human being. Men don't think any differently from women. They just make more noise about being able to."
-Alanna, The Woman who Rides like a Man

"Animals are not like humans. Animals are sensible. Humans aren't"
-Daine, Wolfspeaker

"Well label me very impressed and ship me to Carthak"
-Neal, Page

"Now we're being folowed by rocks. Never had that before."
-Jack, At World's End

"Nobody move! I dropped me brain."
-Jack, At World's End

"You need people of intelligence on this mission...quest...thing." "Well, that rules you out Pip."
-Pippin and Merry, Fellowship of the Ring

"What's happening out there?" "Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?"
-Gimli and Legolas, The Two Towers

"If you are Hook, then who am I?" "You, are a codfish."
Hook and Peter Pan, Peter Pan

"If I were you, i'd be ugly."
-Peter Pan, Peter Pan

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"
-Paul

"Girls can do anything boys can do. We're just smart enough not to."
-Girl from Dennis the Menace

"I'm blonde. What's your excuse?"
-Bridget

“You think that I am a cynical adventurer with little breeding and less education.You're wrong. I am a cynical adventurer with little breeding and an excellent education.”
-Sir Walter Raleigh, Elizabeth, The Golden Age

“And speaking of Italy and sports cars that I stole there, you still owe me a yellow Porsche.”
-Alice Cullen

“This hostage stuff is fun.”
-Alice Cullen

“Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”
-Jacob Black

"Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?"
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"Can I marry your brain?"
-Riley, National Treasure

"Like pain? Try wearing a corset."
-Elizabeth, Curse of the Black Pearl

"Lembas, elvish waybread. One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man." "How many did you eat?" "Four."
-Legolas, Merry and pippin, Fellowship of the Ring

"Certianty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for?"
-Gimli, Return of the King

"Smeagol promised!" "Smeagol lied."
-Frodo and Gollum, Return of the King

"It's always great when women get to kick butt."
-Mioranda Otto

"See what he is doing? He is putting movie and real life together. And here we have kumara and bacon, together. Dom and me, together...but not like that."
-Billy Boyd

"When people say a knight's job is all glory I just laugh and laugh and laugh. Sometimes I can stop laughing before they start to edge away and talk about soothing drinks."
-Lord Raoul, Squire

"No, no, no way, Reinette Poisson? Later Madame D'Etoiles, later still mistress of Louis XV, uncrowned Queen of France? Actress, artist, musician, dancer, courtesan. Fantastic gardener!" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm the Doctor, and I just snogged Madame de Pompadour!"
-The Doctor and a French Servant, The Girl in the Fireplace

"Oh, this is my lover, the King of France" "Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time."
-Reinette(Madame de Pompadour) and The Doctor, The Girl in the Fireplace

"He never threatened anyone else that he'd tie his tounge in a knot." "Theats are the last resort of a man with no vocabulary." "Well I have a vocabulary and I have often wished I could tie your tounge in a knot. Several of them. I can describe them if you like." "It is my fate to be misunderstood."
-Kel, Neal and Duke Baird, Lady Knight

"Mithros, Mynoss and Shakith."
-Numair Salmalin

"You had tie him to his horse to get him this far!" "But i'm really well tied."
-Kel and Merric, Lady Knight

"Military folk, the only way you know how to solve problems is by beating them with a stick." "Oh, I forget, you're a mage, mages think, if you can't twiddle your fingers at it, what's the point?"
-Neal and Seaver, Lady Knight

"Of course I don't look as busy as the men, I got it right the first time."
-Mum

"Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver."
-Neosig

"I'm as honest as dirt, and even more charming than dirt."
-Aly, Trickster's Queen

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every moment of it."
-Anon

"Earth is full, go home."
-Email joke book