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Author has written 17 stories for Naruto. Nice to meet you :) I'm: melissa. aka: hypheniated. And I felt like a change. And it's to annoy my beta...partially. I used to be: pureazure. And you buttsniffers out there better not steal my old penname while I'm busy out masquerading as someone else. I got bored. So blame the cookies, I've been eating them like meds. I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU! This is just a ploy to get meself some new reading material. So kill me. Anyways! I'd like to pose a challenge to all the writers that come across my lovely profile. ...Ohhh, AFI. Sorry, blame the iPod. The rules, darlings: une. there's no time limit. So take your time, hm? Prompts: 1. scream 2. “kiss the girl already, dammnit!” 3. in your face! 4. skirt 5. RockBand pwnage from a girl (or some sort of video game pwnage) 6. “i don’t want kids yet!” –and proceeds to throw giant tantrum- 7. walking disaster 8. “they always got a plan to be her one and only man’’ (–pussycat dolls. so sue me.) 9. hooker heels 10. the girl in shining armor/cause chivalry is dead, and princesses can rescue their goddamn selves. And please PM me if you're doing this, cause I'll put your name up, and your progress and I'm gonna read it, and review :D And in case you're wondering, I'm doing this too. Au revoir, and air kisses. :E hypheniated ...I'm seriously too over-obsessed with SuiKa... Participants: (PLEASE READ. FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC, PEOPLE.) Myself, done - #1, SasuSaku - The Screamer with My Crayon - #4, SuiKa, - Please Do Not Dress Appropriately Dragon Mistress of the Heavens - all, SasuSaku, SuiKa, - Video Games and Growing Up crack and kat - #6, SasuSaku - A Beautiful Day Frannehh - #2, SasuSaku - Eight Regrets - #8, SasuSaku - Blueprints Hiei's Cute Girl - #5, SasuSaku - Shot Through the Heart Terrified of Logic - #1, #3, #4, no pairings - Therapy Dragon Jadefire - #10, ItaHana - Girl Power - #9, SaiIno - Night Rose - #1, SuiKa - Screaming Watermelons - #5, NaruHina - Hinata the Pwner - forgot the number, SuiKa, SasuSaku, Punk'd gianna loves SasuSaku - #3, SasuSaku, NaruHina In Your Face! charredfeathers - #7, SasuSaku - Neon DarkSoleil - #6, SasuSaku - LeftRight Pleasantries and the Aftermath - #3, #5, SasuSaku - To the Cooking Inept - #8, SasuSaku- A Series of Indecent Proposals NEW foreversnow -#4, #9, SasuSaku - teacher's love , from Dressing Rooms almost perfect007 - SasuSaku, #6, - Tantrums - #5, no real pairings - Rockband Fun - #10, SasuSaku - Ninja Girl in Shining Armor, - #9, SasuSaku - The Tree and the SapNEW Veroxion - SasuSaku, #1, #6, #9 - Hooker Heals Tobi'sgoodgirllovesSasuSaku - #2, #3, #4, #5, #7, #9, SasuSaku - Operation: Date NEW VAIR VAIR IMPORTANT MESSAGE HERE: (that's why it's underlined) OKAY. LIKE OMG. Me and my friend KinkyK are collabing! (M rated stuff, I'm sure.) So check us out! Under- (ignore the link under, it's ff.net being haywire again.) | |||||||||
1. The Bedroom, The Laundry, The Floor and The Mop » reviews."Fugaku-san. Remember me? I'm Haruno Sakura. I need a job." A sexy dominatrix vampire maid. An arrogant handsome sex-god playboy. Living and working in the house of his parents. Oh lord. Watch out for the wet floor! Play nicely, now. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 47,859 - Reviews: 747 - Updated: 10-18-09 - Published: 6-16-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.2. Seduction Lessons » reviewsSakura normally takes her missions, her seduction missions, alone. Now, she has teach that emotionless bastard, Sai, on how to properly seduce a woman to jelly and be her accomplice. Suddenly, teaching him isn't so bad after all. SaiSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,904 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 10-16-09 - Published: 7-10-08 - Sai & Sakura H.3. Bang Bang » reviewsIn which after seven years in Italy, Itachi returns home to New York, bringing with him a young Italian girl Ino, and a now-grown up brown-haired female from his childhood memory suddenly appears to wreak havoc upon him. ItaHana, KibaIno, SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,416 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 9-22-09 - Published: 8-6-09 - Hana I. & Itachi U.4. All Black » reviewsFirst he sees her at his father's funeral. Then he starts to see her everywhere. "Hello Gaara. Are you stalking me or something? I happen to see you everywhere." GaaSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,274 - Reviews: 119 - Updated: 9-20-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete5. his girl friday reviewsHe had her for all the days of the week. But he let her slip through her fingers on Thurday as he watched her accept the proposal on Friday. One-sided SasuSaku, GaaSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-4-09 - Sasuke U. - Complete6. Sugar We're Going Down reviewsIf it wasn't for Hana trying to shove the stupid sugary blobs of dango down his throat, Itachi would have never kissed her. ItaHana.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7-2-09 - Itachi U. & Hana I. - Complete7. Fancy reviewsIt is Sakura's fifth birthday, and all the presents seem pointless items until she picks a very adorable, red-haired jade-eyed five year old boy as her present. GaaSaku.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 5-18-09 - Gaara & Sakura H. - Complete8. Please Do Not Dress Appropriately reviewsGirls are manipulative, evil people, according to Suigetsu, because Karin got him to go to Ino's ridculous party, actually dressed up in a stupid costume. But the view on Karin's choice of clothes changes all that anger into enjoyment. AU, SuiKa.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,282 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-21-09 - Karin & Suigetsu H. - Complete9. The Screamer with My Crayon reviewsAll because Sakura punched his head twice for stealing her crayons and making Ino cry in kindergarten, Sasuke had to give a loud love confession to her twelve years later. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,617 - Reviews: 55 - Published: 1-30-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete10. The Notebook VI » reviews‘The enemy of my enemy is my friend.’ At least, that’s the code Sakura and Karin follows. The real enemy, the one in question, the boy-stealer, was Ino Yamanka. SasuSaku, SuiKar.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 1-27-09 - Published: 12-31-08 - Sakura H. & Karin11. Another Name For A Prostitute » reviewsLoosely based on The Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Ce soir? For one night, and one night only, unless you call for me again, I am the perfect girlfriend. ItaSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 11-3-08 - Sakura H. & Itachi U.12. Room 21 reviewsMaybe he shouldn't have gone in to the bar room where all those drunk men were. He should have stayed in the noisy dance floor with his empty glass where there was no Lady Cerise and refills. Well, he doesn't regret it. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,268 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 12-8-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete13. rich boys and skater girls » reviewsSakura, Hinata, Tenten, Ino are skater girls. 4 rich boys fall in love with them. The girls hate them. Thing is, they always end up together. Chaos ensues. Will the girls fall for them or break their hearts? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaInoNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 66,476 - Reviews: 431 - Updated: 7-4-08 - Published: 12-5-07 - Complete14. Take It Like A Man reviewsSequel to I Get Around. Sakura is tired of trying to make that girl understand. And she doesn't have the time, anyway. That girl just won't get it. So, why not try and get Sasuke to do it? It was his problem to begin with, after all. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-31-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete15. I Get Around reviewsSequel to Competition. Sakura leaves a frustrated Sasuke in his bedroom. Then that girl slightly spoils his day by appearing. Sakura is the one to make his day better and smooth things over. No more 'mistress'. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,584 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 5-4-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete16. Competition reviewsBased off the song 'Competition' by Dragonette. It started as a girls' night out. Then Sasuke and that girl come in. As Sakura shows that girl she is a nuisance to Sasuke and her, he loves Sakura and that Sakura was Sasuke's 'mistress' all long. SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-14-08 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete17. Married reviewsSakura's getting married to her childhood crush, Sasuke. But she has that nagging feeling that she's marrying the wrong guy. Set in the Naruto world. GaaSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,259 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-27-08 - Sakura H. & Gaara - Complete
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